Konoha's Immortal Disciple

Chapter 68 Some small preparations (Happy New Year everyone!)
Hoshino Shu was walking on the street, when a dense flow of people was heading in the same direction, which was the venue for the third round of the Chunin Exam.

The game was about to start, but Hoshino Shu didn't enter the arena in a hurry. He turned into an adult ninja from Hidden Sand with a transformation technique, and wandered around the periphery of the venue, carefully observing and looking for his target.

But he found it too troublesome to do so, because there were a large number of ninjas in the crowd, and they were always instinctively sensitive to the gaze focused on themselves, and Hoshino Shu had been warned by them many times.

"Popcorn, drink! Popcorn, drink! Sweet and crispy popcorn!" In such a large-scale gathering, there are always these hawkers.

A young peddler appeared next to Hoshino Tree. He seemed to be new to this job. He didn't shout loudly, and he wasn't used to lowering his face to greet tourists, so the box hanging on his chest was full of popcorn and drinks. , have not been sold.

Hoshino Shu walked over, patted him on the shoulder, and asked directly:
"Brother, how much are these things?"

"Popcorn or drink?" The salesman smiled happily when he saw the rare customer.

"I mean all the things on your shoulders." Hoshino Shu gestured with his hand.

"What?" The little brother didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence.

Taking advantage of the younger brother's confusion, Hoshino Shu took out a large stack of money from the wallet in his pocket and put it in the younger brother's hand.

The little brother looked at the money in his hand with a confused expression.

"Is it enough? If it's not enough, I'll add more."

The little brother reacted and nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Enough! Enough! Enough! Thank you, thank you."

From shock to ecstasy is just a split second.

"Give me your cargo box and you can go."

The little brother understood this time, because the touch of money is so refreshing, he took off the shoulder strap from his body and hung it on Hoshinoshu's shoulder.

"Hahaha! I've made a lot of money!" The little brother jumped and walked home with the money, shouting excitedly at the same time, eager to tell his father who looked down on him about it, causing passers-by to wait and see.

"Isn't it just money?" Hoshino Shu shook his head, expressing a slight incomprehension.

After the little brother was far away, he walked to a secluded place where no one was there, and then changed into the appearance of the little brother just now, and walked out.

"Who the hell buys popcorn!" Hoshino Shu yelled in order to maintain his image, but he didn't want people to buy it.

"Mom, I want to eat popcorn." A little girl drooled as she looked at the popcorn and drink in Hoshinoshu's hand.

"Eat, eat a big portion, is two enough?" the girl's mother asked dotingly.

Hoshino Shu never imagined that there are really customers, and sometimes fate likes to joke with people so much.

"Young man, how much is the popcorn? Two large servings." Mom asked, pointing to a bag of popcorn on Hoshinoshu's chest.

"Excuse me, ma'am, mine is a medium portion, and this is a large portion."

Hoshino Shu chuckled, he didn't know how much to sell.

While he was talking to the girl's mother, he saw a familiar figure through the ends of her hair.

"Hello? How much?" The girl's mother watched Hoshino Shu distractedly and reminded.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was distracted... No money, I think the little sister is cute, so I'll give her two bags." Hoshino Shu was in a hurry, and finished dealing with the mother and daughter.

"Thank you brother!" The little girl took the popcorn and happily ate it with the bag in her arms.

Hoshino Shu turned back and smiled and said, "You're welcome!" Then he walked slowly towards his goal.

Jirobo, a group of four Otonin.

At this time, the four of them used the transformation technique to pretend to be the guards of the fourth Kazekage.

But judging from the expressions of the four of them, Hoshino Shu could directly find Jirobo, whom he had fought against.

The purpose of the four of them coming here is to assist Orochimaru. When he attacked the third Hokage, he set up the four purple flame formations to block the outside world and surround the third Hokage.

Now that Hoshino Shu knew this, he would think about doing something.

The Otonin four were gathering together and walking towards the entrance of the venue, while Orochimaru was walking in front of them.

He naturally pretended to be a clumsy peddler and methodically approached them in a curved trajectory.

"Hello, sir, do you need popcorn?" Hoshino Shu patted Jirobo on the shoulder.

"Huh?" Jirobo turned around, showing a ferocious look. In terms of appearance, Sand Ninja's strange attire and rough image polished under the wind, sand and scorching sun will give ordinary people an inexplicable sense of shock.

"Sorry..." Hoshino Shu pretended to be frightened, raised his hand in apology and backed away.

"Boy, be careful, this is Kazekage-sama's team, Konoha's distinguished guest, not your customer." Someone laughed and laughed, and the scene immediately burst into laughter, looking at this ignorant peddler.

"Ah..." Hoshino Shu looked dumbfounded, the drink in his hand fell to the ground in shock, and the liquid spilled all over the floor.

"Hurry up!" Tayuya reminded after transforming, walking in front.

"Come on, a popcorn seller is looking for me." Jirobo replied.

Hoshino Shu retreated to a place where they could not see them and quietly observed them, muttering softly: "The illusion should work."

Jirofang suddenly felt a rush of urination and couldn't restrain it. He stopped and shouted to the other three:

"I'm going to the toilet."

Zuo Jin replied, "There's a lot of excrement and urine on the lazy donkey, okay, we'll wait for you at the rostrum."

Jirobo quickly walked to the toilet.

Hoshino tree used the transformation technique to change his appearance again, this time the appearance is Sakata Gintoki in Gintama.

He followed Jirofang and walked over.

"Ah, obviously there is no urine, but why does it feel so strong?" Jirobo stood in front of the urinal and shook his body.

"It should be a kidney problem, man, you should pay attention to these places."

A rambling and slightly joking voice came from Jirofang's side. He turned his head and saw a guy with white hair and dead fish eyes, with an ordinary-looking wooden knife on his body.

"Are you talking to me?" Jirofang was obviously upset. He didn't know that the guy in front of him could withstand a few punches from him, so he felt so outspoken and provoked himself.

Xing Yeshu pretended to defend himself, and replied: "No, I'm just talking to myself."

But his eyes looked towards Jirofang again, and his eyes gradually looked down.

"Oh, no wonder, from the appearance, it's very unhealthy, can't it be some kind of disease?"

Jirobo was completely enraged this time, he lifted his pants and looked at Hoshino tree angrily.

Then, subconsciously, he also looked down.

"It's so big..." Jirofang sighed naturally.

But this didn't stop him from throwing his fist at Hoshino tree.

"Bastard, I'll make you hard to straighten for the rest of your life right now!"

But his fist just stopped in the air, and Hoshino Shu lightly blocked Jirobo's fist.

Jirofang was sweating on his forehead at this time, only to realize that he had been calculated.

"Being able to realize it means you're not that stupid."

He threw a spiral pill at Jirofang.

……

"Here!" Tayu shouted impatiently to Jirobo who was looking left and right to find a place.

"Oh..." Hoshino Shu walked over to them and stood beside Orochimaru.

At this time, the real Jiro Fang was unconscious with his head stuffed in the toilet.

(End of this chapter)