Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 77 It's all about mouth escape (two in one) (addition for style... ZL)

"Cough... This is the first time I'm speaking to you all in this way. I hope everyone will restrain themselves. Don't throw rotten eggs, rotten tomatoes and flip-flops at me. If I get nervous and click the detonator, you all will He died before leaving the teacher..." Fu Jiang coughed twice and walked onto the stage.

Itachi, Shimizu, and Risa also stood behind them.

"I'll just ask a few questions when I'm on stage..."

"After asking, what do you like to do, I don't care if you want to go to heaven."

"I want to interview these big...Mr. elders first, how strong is our Uchiha clan now?" Fu Jiang took a detonating talisman scroll as a microphone and almost slammed into the mouth of the big elders.

"Humph... My Uchiha clan has 40 pairs of three-pointed jade, 158 pairs of double-shaped stones, and more than 300 pairs of one-shaped stones. Each of them can correspond to the strength of upper, middle and lower ninjas!" The elder said with satisfaction.

"Dig, indeed... a family of this strength can be counted as a top family in Konoha, so do you know how many ninjas there are in Konoha?" Tomie continued to ask.

"Why are you asking this?" The Great Elder's face was a little ugly.

"Wow, isn't it, you are preparing for a coup d'état, so you haven't even figured out the strength of your opponent?" Fu Jiang shouted exaggeratedly.

Everyone looked at the Great Elder. This kind of data is actually a secret of the village, and few people except the high-level people know it.

"Hmph, although the old man is not very clear, of course Konoha's permanent troops must not exceed 3000..." The Great Elder snorted coldly.

"Itachi, do you know?" Fu Jiang turned to look at Itachi.

Itachi thought for a while, and then told the information he found: "The number of Konoha headquarters is 9540, of which 448 are Jnin, 406 are Jnin, 3467 are Cunin, and the rest are Jnin... Some ninjas are performing missions outside, or stationed on the border..."

There was a lot of whispering in the audience. Everyone didn't know much about the village, and they were shocked to hear that there were about [-] ninjas.

Tomie nodded. This statistic is similar to what I thought. In the original book, the four wars and five major countries + the country of iron can gather 8 coalition troops. Now Konoha has [-] ninjas, which is also reasonable.

Of course, most of them are rookie ninjas who only know one or two ninjutsu and throw shurikens.

"It's less than five hundred to ten thousand... Does the Great Elder think that our clansmen who have been dead in the police department for so many years can fight seven each?" Fu Jiang asked curiously.

"These are just the total number of troops...Although it sounds scary, most of them are stationed at the border. We need to deal with no more than [-] people, and at this time the village is dealing with emergencies, and there is no way to spare us. !” said the Great Elder immediately.

"Yes, yes, assuming that we have already taken advantage of the crisis in the village, each incarnation hit seven, cut melons and vegetables all the way, successfully overthrew the tyranny of the bird Hokage, and promoted Fuyue as the fifth generation, how should we deal with it, or How do you deal with wealthy families like Hyuga Ikacho?" Tomie continued to ask.

"They will submit to our power!"

"Really? I don't believe it." Fu Jiang replied cheaply.

"..." The Great Elder was so choked that he was speechless.

"We have killed so many, why not kill them all, is it because we can't beat them?" Fu Jiang continued.

"No...we still need their strength to defend the Nation of Fire..."

"You also know that you still have to guard the Kingdom of Fire!" Fu Jiang suddenly turned serious, and cursed at the Great Elder.

"The news of our coup d'état spread to the shadow ears of the other four villages, probably faster than it reached the ears of Grandfather! Even if our coup d'état succeeds, both sides will suffer. People's hearts are fluctuating on the border, and the village's government orders are not clear. The ambitious four kingdoms have long been completed. In order to recuperate, I have been eager to move towards the Land of Fire, and I will never give up this opportunity, and will launch an invasion as soon as possible."

"At that time, your children will be able to learn from the history books: the fuse of the Fourth Ninja World War is: a coup forced by Uchiha to lead the whole family, of course, if you still have children alive!"

"Ah... I seem to hear someone calling me..." The grandpa in the audience opened his eyes sleepily.

The audience whispered again.

Tomie pointed to a young Uchiha who just pissed him off: "Hey, who is that, how many Hyuga of the same age do you think you can do?"

"I... I can... In fact, I am good at illusion... They are not afraid of illusion with their white eyes, I can't beat Hinata..." The young man blushed and told the truth.

"Tch, I saw you yelled the loudest just now, and I thought you could also hit seven!" Fu Jiang said contemptuously.

"Me! I am good at swordsmanship, and I have defeated three Hinata peers." A teenager stood up with eyebrows horizontally.

"Then how many can you kill in total?" Fu Jiang asked.

"The empty palms of the Hyuga clan are also very troublesome, five... no, seven!" The boy thought for a while.

"Okay, let's say you killed ten people. If you die, Hyuga's population will decrease by 10, leaving 590. Who will kill the next ten?"

Fu Jiang looked around.

There was no sound in the audience. Although Uchiha is strong, the other Hyuga clan is not weak, and almost everyone has a pair of white eyes. The production rate of ninjas far exceeds Uchiha, and the illusion of Sharingan is restrained by the white eyes...

"A bunch of single-minded idiots! They want to stage a coup d'état as soon as their brains get hot, and they don't even understand the most basic battle deduction!"

Fu Jiang stretched out his finger and cursed.

"Even if our family is full of fights and plans to bring in grandpa, there are 1000 people. On the night of the coup, 500 people survived? Are you going to use these 500 people to rule this village that is hated by everyone?"

"You, do you still dare to go out to eat ramen alone? Are you afraid of being poisoned?"

"You, do you still dare to go shopping? Are you not afraid of being shot in the back?"

"You can only live in constant fear, worrying that your child may be dragged into the alley by a passing dog at any time! You can only lock them in the clan and dare not go out."

"Is this the coup result you want?"

"Are you really capable of defending the position of Hokage and the invasion of the Four Great Powers?"

Fu Jiang also roared.

All the young Uchihas lowered their heads in dejection, their blood poured into a paste.

"Don't listen to his nonsense!" The elder also said angrily, "Do you know the kaleidoscope Sharingan? That's right! The genius of our clan, Shisui Shisui, has successfully opened the kaleidoscope! Once the kaleidoscope is opened, the fighting power is overwhelming in the entire ninja world." They are all top-notch, and only relying on Zhishui alone can subdue the entire Konoha and resist the invasion of the Four Great Powers!"

Hope was rekindled in the eyes of the Uchiha youths in the audience.

"I think it's the great elder who brags about being number one in the kung fu ninja world. Why don't you kill all the bulls of the four major countries, so that everyone will starve to death without cattle and fields?" Fu Jiang looked at the elder with a disgusted expression.

"You...!!" The Great Elder blushed.

"According to the records, after using the kaleidoscope Sharingan three times, the eyesight will start to decline, and ten times can completely blind, and it can't be used as a conventional combat power..." Fu Yue also said.

"Fuyue...you!" The elder was anxious, why didn't even the patriarch support the coup.

"It's not that I don't support the coup, but I feel that the time is not ripe. Only after Itachi opens the kaleidoscope, I think it is the safest moment. At that time, all the problems that Tomie said will be solved." Fu Yue said in a deep voice with his eyes closed.

The two and a half teenagers were a little anxious, but they didn't know how to speak.

"Itachi! Zhishui, tell your true thoughts, don't be afraid, with the support of my second uncle, who dares to tell you to shut up, I will scold him to death! I will scold the patriarch too!" Fu Jiang patted the shoulders of the two teenagers vigorously , pushing them to the foreground.

"I... I, Shisui Uchiha, firmly oppose the coup d'etat!" Shisui mustered up his courage and said.

There was an uproar in the audience, half of their courage for the coup came from Zhishui, why even Zhishui opposed the coup?
Even Fu Yue frowned and opened his eyes.

"Second Uncle is right. No matter whether the coup d'etat is successful or not, both sides will suffer great harm. What's more, the invasion of the other four countries will lead to another outbreak of the ninja world war!"

"We have all personally felt the pain brought about by the World War III. Everyone has lost their loved ones, so why can't they cherish the peace they bought with their lives?" Zhishui's eyes have never been firmer than before.

In the past, every time I discussed these issues with adults, I would be pressured by the adults because of their seniority. A sentence of what a child knows made him unable to speak his mind. Today, finally, a bastard with seniority can help him stop it. pressure.

"I... Uchiha Itachi, I also firmly oppose the coup! People in the village should not kill each other and hate each other. I don't want my brother to live in a village where he may be assassinated at any time!" Itachi also said this for the first time He stood firmly against his father.

"Itachi!!" Fu Yue glared at his son, never expecting him to dare to say such a thing on such an occasion.

"Father! I will not hesitate anymore! If I have to choose between the family and the village, I will choose to protect the village!" Feeling the courage brought by Fu Jiang, Itachi resolutely looked into his father's eyes.

"Idiot, do you mean your father will have a cerebral hemorrhage?" Fu Jiang patted Itachi on the back of the head.

"Itachi, do you know what you're talking about?" Fu Yue stood up and glared at his proudest son.

"Yes, father!" Itachi didn't back down.

"When you are a father, don't always think about controlling the way your children will go. They have grown up and have their own ideas. Don't always think that they are children. You can change their beliefs with a little pressure." Fu Jiang also interjected. .

"Shut up, too!" Fu Yue said angrily.

Seeing that the coup swearing-in meeting was about to turn into a quarrel between father and son, the Great Elder couldn't sit still anymore, and began to persuade:
"Itachi, you keep saying that you don't want your brother to live in a village where he can be assassinated at any time. Do you just want him to live in a village where he is discriminated against and marginalized?"

Everyone in the audience nodded. Why did they want to coup desperately? Was it because they were always hated and squeezed out by the villagers, and even buying a sugar pill might meet a vendor who wouldn't sell it to Uchiha.

"I can answer this for you!"

Fu Jiang opened his mouth and said.

"This is an opportunity."

"A chance to prove yourself!"

"There are many crises outside the village at the moment. Orochimaru opened the triple Rashomon and released an unknown monster."

"At this time of crisis, it is our Uchiha Police Force's chance to regain the approval of the villagers!"

"If you do it right, you might really take this opportunity to become Hokage!"

"Hmph, naive... actually want us to flatter those lowly commoners, and tarnish our noble bloodline!" The Great Elder is also a staunch bloodlineist.

"Oh? You are so noble, why do you still go to Gao Tianyuan as a PC... Don't you think common people's bodies are dirty?" Fu Jiang said contemptuously.

"You're talking nonsense! You're slandering! You're slandering me!" The elder blushed anxiously, pointing at Fu Jiang with trembling fingers: "Don't believe it, he's slandering me..."

"There is one more question... I would like to ask..." Fu Jiang leaned into the ear of the elder: "What good did Orochimaru promise you? Did it promise you eternal life, or help you open a kaleidoscope? Or is it a bottle of gold?" Does the gun not refill?"

"What! What nonsense are you talking about! I don't know what big..."

stab...

Fu Jiang suddenly tore off the collar of the great elder, revealing the tattoo of nine snakes intertwined on his neck.

"It's the mark of the Nine Snake Guards!!" Itachi said in horror.

"Yo...so you're new here, call me Brother Lu?" Fu Jiang joked.

"Hmph..." Now that things have come to an end, the Great Elder no longer hides anything, and pushes Fu Jiang away.

"That's right, I've taken refuge in Oshemaru-sama!"

There was an uproar in the audience. You must know that Orochimaru is the traitor who has hurt his village the most since Konoha established the village.

"What you just said is absolutely right. No matter whether the coup is successful or not, Uchiha is a dead end. Our only way out is to follow Master Orochimaru!"

"Only Oshemaru-sama can save us!"

"Long live Orochimaru-sama!!!"

"Kneel down!" Fu Yue suddenly opened the Sangouyu Sharingan, who was known as the "evil eye", and instantly disarmed the Great Elder's fighting power.

"Fuyue...you should also understand...the only way out is to leave this village..." The Great Elder knelt in front of the stage, sweating profusely.

"This land was bought with the blood of our ancestors. Uchiha's honor will never allow us to withdraw from Konoha like losers, no matter who we want to follow!" Fu Yue said sharply, frowning horizontally.

"Hehehehe...Then where is your confidence...Could it be that you really plan to take their coup to death?" The Great Elder smiled miserably.

"You don't need to worry about this, Uchiha's future will definitely not be perish." Fuyue said lightly.

Only he himself knows what his hole card is, and that is his kaleidoscope Sharingan. When Itachi's kaleidoscope is opened, including Zhishui, it will be a triple pair.

At that time, not to mention Konoha, even the entire ninja world could fight.

"Now, detain the Great Elder and guard him."

Immediately, two cronies of the patriarch dragged the great elder away.

"Father..." Itachi hesitated to speak.

"Now... the whole family obeys the order!" Fu Yue said seriously.

"Yes!" Everyone in the audience cheered up immediately.

Fu Yue seemed to have made a lot of determination, took a deep breath and said:

"According to what Fu Jiang said, take up the responsibility of your Konoha Guard to protect civilians, lower your profile, and prepare to rescue the village! Do everything possible to gain the approval of the villagers."

The audience was full of doubts, why did the coup meeting suddenly become the Red Cross Society?
"Father!"

"Patriarch!!"

Itachi and Shisui opened their eyes wide and exclaimed.

"Itachi, Shisui, I already know your thoughts...Fu Jiang is right, you can have your own thoughts when you grow up, I can't control your life."

"However, I will only give you one chance to be willful. If after this hard work, the villagers still hold hostility towards us and the coup policy will not change, I hope that at that time, you can firmly stand by our side... Fu Yue looked at his proud son and nodded deeply.

The two main forces of the coup have talked about this, so what else can he do as the patriarch?You can't continue to force it, can you?
"Yes! Father! We will do our best to regain the trust of the villagers!!" Itachi was extremely excited.

"That's right... Only love can affect everything." Fu Jiang hugged Fu Yue and Itachi together and laughed and compared his heart.

For the first time, Itachi smiled shyly like a child.

Fu Yue also nodded in relief.

"Konoha Police Force...ready for action!"

"Ah... eat watermelon? I only eat sandy ones..." Grandpa picked his ears.

(End of this chapter)