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Chapter 27 Love Comes and I Can't Stop It

"Ah..."

Fu Jiang rubbed his nose. He didn't know that he was being talked about behind his back. He thought it was because he hadn't picked enough boogers, so he found an eaves and climbed out to sit, blowing the cool breeze, and stretched his legs to pick his boogers.

He didn't find anyone, so he wasn't in a hurry, who stipulated that the hand candle must come to the brothel today?Men are tired, okay? It’s best to have a CD for this kind of thing, about three times a week is just right.

You must be patient when catching thieves. In such a beautiful place, you will not feel tired after living for several years.

It was already midnight at this time, and the whole village was quiet, but Gao Tianyuan's nightlife had just begun, with singing and singing everywhere, Fu Jiang seemed to be infected by the atmosphere here, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.

It's a pity that the hustle and bustle here doesn't belong to him, an elderly cowherd.

Tomie is not in a good mood, and really wants to find someone to chat and drink, Risa and Itachi are busy, maybe that super sissy Yuanming just now can ask him for a drink...

"Did he go to that box just now? What time?" Fu Jiang thought back.

"It doesn't matter, the Tianzi rooms are all top-level boxes, and they must be on the third floor. Just find a few more rooms."

Fu Jiang still pushed the Yusheng cart to the third floor, checking room by room...

When I opened the door of "Tianzhijian" and took a look, it was indeed here!

Yuanming was sitting on the tatami in the middle with palms in his hands, half-lying there comfortably, shaking his white and tender feet.

There was a bald guest on the opposite side, who was already drunk and fell asleep on his stomach.

There were already many empty wine bottles on the table in front of the two of them.

Fu Jiang opened the door generously and walked in, which made Yuan Ming's palms stunned for a moment.

"Yo, what time is it, and your guest is drunk?" Fu Jiang walked over, pushed the guest aside, and sat on it by himself.

"Yes... yes... why are you here..." Yuanming looked around nervously, as if he was caught fishing at work.

"It's boring... I heard that you are the best friend of all girls and the envy of all boys. I want to ask you for a free drink." Fu Jiang picked up the bottle on the table without hesitation and began to drink.

"???" Yuanming on the opposite side looked bewildered.

"What's the matter, don't you even want to take a sip of wine? How can someone pay for it!" Fu Jiang patted the bald rich businessman who was already drunk.

"Hey, hey! Do you think of me as my younger brother?"

"Can't you see my two big melons?"

Yuanming Vanilla suddenly violently stirred.

"Ahh..." Fu Jiang spurted out a mouthful of sake.

Take a closer look, although she looks almost as beautiful as Yuanming's palm, but the lines at the corners of her eyes make her look more charming.

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I admitted the wrong person..."

"I'm going!"

This kind of woman is terrible...

Can't hold it.

Fu Jiang scrambled to escape.

"Hey! Aren't you a cowherd? Let's have a drink together? It just so happens that I haven't had a drink yet, so it's boring to be alone..." Yuanming's elder sister suddenly said.

"Oh... yes, she is not afraid of being taken advantage of, what am I, a man who is almost 30 years old, afraid of?" Fu Jiang, who came back to his senses, combed his hair with his hands, turned his head chicly, and showed a handsome smile .

"Drinking with beautiful women, of course it's okay... I don't know her name?"

"Haha... idiot, my name is Yuanming Vanilla, what about you?" Yuanming Vanilla laughed as if amused.

"Vanilla...Vanilla, it sounds so nice, you can call me...Ojisang!" Fu Jiang rubbed his sexy stubble.

"Oh, what a name with a story, I like uncles with charm, please~" Yuanming Vanilla poured Fu Jiang a glass of wine.

"Good wine should have a good story...Miss Vanilla, if you don't mind, I can tell you a story about me..." Fu Jiang drank the wine deeply.

"Okay, after you finish speaking, let me tell my story!" Yuanming Vanilla poured another glass for Fu Jiang.

"When I was young, I became a pirate on the sea. We conquered the wild fate! We pursued freedom and wealth!"

"Spirit and blood, song and sword..."

"We are fighting against the evil Water Nation Navy!"

"We dive into the bottom of the sea to hunt sea monsters!"

"Wow, so cool!" Yuanming Vanilla whistled.

"I am a first-class chef on a pirate ship, and of course I will also participate in battles. I also have an excellent pirate cat. It can even catch fish in the sea and do backflips. It's a pity that it didn't come out with me today. I want to see it If you want, you can go to my house..."

Fu Jiang is very good at telling stories, and he often coaxes the children around. A passionate adventure story, exciting heroic deeds, mixed with all kinds of funny stories at the moment, can always ignite everyone's yearning for freedom, no matter men and women.

"Oh? Since you are so powerful, why did you come here to be a cowherd?" Yuanming Xiangcao held her chin as if she had seen through everything.

"Ahem... This one starts with an arrow in my knee... This is not a particularly interesting story. Compared to this, I want to hear about Miss Vanilla's past..." Fu Jiang smiled.

"Oh, my story is not so interesting... Before I came to Gaotianyuan, I was almost starving and dying. I took my younger brother and fled from the Kingdom of Ji to the Kingdom of Fire. Countless robbers..." Yuanming Xiangcao was a little sad and on the verge of tears.

"Oh...Miss Vanilla is so pitiful..." Fu Jiang sighed, and almost couldn't help but want to hug the lovely and pitiful Yuanming Xiangcao into his arms to comfort him.

Suddenly Yuanming Xiangcao wiped away her tears, patted the table and laughed, and couldn't straighten up.

"Hahaha! I lied to you! There are so many pitiful things, I made them up. You stinky men like to listen to this kind of girl's pitiful experience, and then stuff a lot of money over. Hold me in your arms to comfort... Is it for you! Is it for you!"

"I..." Fu Jiang wiped his sweat, this girl's character is really weird...

But so cute! ! !
At this moment, Fu Jiang even felt that his love was coming.

"However, why are you telling me this?" Fu Jiang was a little strange.

"What? Do you have the money to lie to me? If I have money, I can make up more pitiful stories!" Yuanming Vanilla blinked.

"Who is going to be a duck with money?" Fu Jiang spread his hands indifferently.

"Hahaha...that's really good! Come drink!" Yuanming Vanilla laughed devilishly.

"How boring is it to just drink? Do you want to play cards?" Fu Jiang doesn't like to drink, but prefers to interact.

"Okay, flower cards are still poker. I am a top oiran, and I am not bad at it!" Yuanming Vanilla pulled out a large pile of gambling equipment from a side drawer.

"No, no, no... the traditional cards are so boring, come and play the cards I invented!" Fu Jiang stood up and went to the window and shouted: "Sanwan! The third child!!! Hongmaru is taking a bath!!!"

"Hongwan... Where is Hongwan?" Fat Cat, who had fallen asleep on the ridge of the roof, woke up in a jerk, carrying a lot of messy things on his back, and ran over in a hurry. How many tiles.

"What, are you going to fight?" Sanwan raised his head and asked.

"Bring me my cards and tell you, I have found love!" Fu Jiang said mysteriously.

"Dogs don't look for love in Fengyue places." Sanwan seemed to see through everything, with a face full of disgust, he took out two decks of cards from his pocket, turned around and continued to sleep.

"Single cat, you are just jealous!" Fu Jiang raised his middle finger, and ran back with a card.

"Oh? This is the card you invented?" Yuanming Vanilla looked at a large stack of cards, and opened them curiously.

"Orochimaru"

"epic"

"6 bodies and 6 attacks"

"Consumption: 6 Chakra points"

"Deathrattle: Immortal body, perfect resurrection immediately after death."

"Hokage, let me teach you how to play...the rules are like this..." Fu Jiang patiently explained the rules to Vanilla.

(My last book "Ninjas should be dressed in meat" has more space on this, you can check it out)
"Mmmm... What a fun game! Hurry up and have a plate!" Yuanming Vanilla looked happy.

"Playing cards is soulless if you don't add some bets? How about..." Fu Jiang smirked.

"Okay, if I lose, how about letting you touch my legs?" Yuanming Vanilla exposed her fair and slender thighs from under her bright red skirt.

"Ah..." Fu Jiang's nose bleeds violently.

"Ah ha ha ha ha, go dreaming, those stinky men have given millions of taels and they haven't been touched by them, look at you, you're still a virgin, aren't you?" Yuanming Vanilla laughed wildly while clutching her stomach.

(End of this chapter)