Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 146 Uncle is still Fresh Meat
All this stems from the fact that a handsome guy was picked up by people from Nadeko Village half a year ago.

This act of pretending to be dead has gradually become a shortcut for men to go to heaven.

A duel like the top of purple and gold started by the small lake where the girls must fetch water.

With a grass root in his mouth and a sword in his hands, Shi Yin stood steadily on the surface of the water with slight ripples under his feet.

Fu Jiang wears a bamboo hat that covers half of his face, showing a stubble of embarrassment, because he only has one hand, showing the vicissitudes of Yang Guo with a broken arm.

"Idiot, you have to dress younger to be picked up!" Shi Yin said lightly.

"Ah... It seems that you don't understand girls at all, Shi Yin, the younger the girl, the more she likes the uncle who looks like a story, this is called uncle control, why did Matilda fall in love with Leon, why did Ah Zi Falling in love with Qiao Feng, why did Guo Xiang fall in love with Yang Guo... The vicissitudes of a man are as mellow as old wine, which makes people want to stop..." Fu Jiang said conceitedly with experience.

"Even if there is uncle control, it is only a rare variety like Furui control. I believe that there will be more people who like fresh and tender tofu flowers than old fried dough sticks." Shi Yin drooped his eyelids and looked listlessly at Fu Jiang.

"That's what I said, but do you think you can look younger by wearing fashionable clothes? You can make an old cucumber look young by painting it with green paint? Connotation and talent are what girls value most." Fu Jiang also returned to the past.

"Ah...do you feel the vicissitudes of life when you wear a bamboo hat? Then fishermen must be the most popular men."

"If the fisherman can also come up with a name like Ximen Blowjob, they will become popular people."

"What... I actually have the upper hand in terms of names, and I won't lose to you, Shiyin Shiyu is here..."

"What a slut, you..."

"Each each other..."

"Shh...they're here."

"Let's fight, if I am selected, I will definitely send blessings to you."

……

When the patrol team of Fuzi Village saw two men standing on the small lake where they usually draw water, they were slightly taken aback, and then frowned, feeling that the lake was polluted.

"Master Shizuka, it's a man who actually stepped on the water we drink... Let's change to a pond." A girl said to the youngest girl.

"It's the first time I've come down the mountain... don't you think it's interesting?" The girl ninja named Nadeko Shizuka was very interested.

"Old dog blowing flute, today, everything should be over..." Shi Yin hit Fu Jiang calmly.

There is only one person who can be taken away, when not to roll now?
"That's right, time silver thief, today your crimes should end in my hands... For those girls who were defiled by you, repent!" Fu Jiang joked at his little tricks, holding the hilt of his sword, quickly Stepping on the water and rushing towards Shiyin.

Nani... actually tried to gain the girl's trust by stepping on the reputation of defeating me, and even made the competitor vicious...

Shi Yin's hanging triangular eyes widened suddenly, and he also attacked with a long knife.

The moves are all tricks that look gimmicky and wear a cloak and rain all the way. The real killer move is useless, but it must be played wonderfully.

boom! ! !
The two weapons, one long and one short, collided heavily, like a meteorite falling, splashing water all over the sky, with a majestic momentum, comparable to two kage-level powerhouses fighting, and like a certain fish frying team.

Although this splash is the film and television effect that they used Chakra to explode under their feet.

"Heh... actually using a mace, is this also your trick to pick up girls?" Shi Yin almost laughed out loud.

Fu Jiang's complexion changed slightly, the damned lady with scabbard even accepted customers like mace?Just because it has barbs?
At this time, Nadeko's team was also intimidated by the momentum, watching the two fight with great interest.

"What a strong guy... But in order to find the lost justice, I, Ximen Chuxiao, will never back down!" Fu Jiang couldn't help but took two steps back, so that his mysterious appearance under the bamboo hat could face the girl head-on them.

"Oh... the sense of justice is outdated... Girls nowadays like handsome guys! Men are not bad, women don't like them..." Shi Yin smiled contemptuously, and scratched his messy curly hair.

Su Shiyin's sword technique instantly changed into a drunken fist style, elegant and casual, without any rigidity in moves, as if he had really become a prodigal son.

The girls of Nadeko's team had slight fluctuations in their eyes.

"Really? Iron blood and muscles, scars and pain are the charm of a man, right?" Fu Jiang tore off his shirt, revealing his vigorous muscles.

"Wow..." The girls even exclaimed in their ears.

"Then let them choose, whether it's the handsome man or the uncle!" Shi Yin smiled contemptuously.

"Oh!!!!"

The two sides launched continuous thunderstorm-like attacks at the same time. The bloody scene was so tragic that it was true that the knife hit the flesh. They understood what it means to be reluctant to let the child not catch the wolf.

In the end, the two raised their feet and hammered each other's chests at the same time. They stepped back more than a dozen steps, left a handsome speech, gave a thumbs up secretly, and passed out.

If you have to do a full set of acting, dizziness is naturally real dizziness.

"Master Shizuka...they seem to have fainted..."

"Do you want to take it back? If you bleed so much, you will die..." a female ninja worried.

"Which one should I bring..."

"That young one looks so handsome."

"I still think that old one has charm..."

"Don't even think about it! The village chief will blame you for bringing a man back casually!"

"Didn't that woman bring it too?"

"Don't make trouble for Shizuka..."

"It's okay! Just don't take it out."

"You want a man yourself, don't you?"

"You're talking nonsense!"

A group of Nadeko village girls chatted chatteringly.

In the end, it was up to the girl named Shizuka to decide. She is the direct disciple of the village head, and if nothing else happens, she will be the next village head.

"Master Shizuka, tell me, which one to take back?"

"Hmm..." Shizuka crossed her arms around her chest, looked at Shi Yin, then at Fu Jiang, and heard a strange sound.

"I think it's still good..."

……

The sound of breathing is as gentle as the breeze blowing across the cheeks, just like a tired couple sleeping together on their wedding night.

"Ah... is this over?" Fu Jiang thought silently.

His eyes were covered by a black cloth, and he still maintained a sense of mystery.

I tried to move, but found that my body was tied up with ropes, and my whole body was hung up.

"Ah... binding, it's a lot of fun..."

Fu Jiang struggled a little, and seemed to have woken up the other party.

"Ah... is it over already? Playing bondage?"

"... Shiyin?" Fu Jiang asked tentatively.

"... Fu Jiang?" The other party who was close at hand also replied.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!mylungswill rot!!!"

"Do you think I want to? Don't shake!! Your mouths are about to touch!!!"

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

"Bastard! Spray on my face!"

"Shut up!!!"

In front of the small pool, on a certain big tree, two men who were tied up and hung continuously wailed like ghosts and wolves, while in the distant forest, a group of girls holding binoculars laughed and trembled.

(End of this chapter)