Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 128 Dark Cuisine
"Dark Cuisine"

"Rules: Both parties use regular ingredients to make dark dishes, and no filthy things are allowed. The prepared dishes are designated for the other party to eat alone. If the other party can't eat it, it will be considered a loss."

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The next day, on the old street, a competition method that had never appeared before was in full swing.

Two rows of pots, pans, pans and stove ingredients filled the street, attracting countless crowds of melon eaters.

"It's just dark cuisine... I am a dignified Chinese family. Not only can the food be the best, but the dark cuisine is also a must!" Fu Jiang confidently held the back of his head, and the motto of "special" wrapped around a green dragon on his arm was dazzling.

"Heh... It seems that you are very confident!" Gui Tong was equally proud.

"There are two cores in this competition. One is to make the food unpalatable, and the other is to make the other party unable to eat it. I will treat you well..."

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The two sides started to make the first dish.

Tomie decided to make the ultimate version of Indian curry.

Although the rules do not allow the use of filthy things, Indian cuisine is best at making normal ingredients the same as filthy things!

Fu Jiang doesn't know how to cook curry at all, he just puts all the messy spices in it, adds a lot of devil peppers, and boils it into a pot of viscous yellow indescribable liquid.

Knead the mashed potatoes into strips, pour the yellow curry sauce, and finally cover the stinky salted fish sauce.

A dish with great visual impact is thus completed.

"Can I have a bite?" Yu Xin actually developed an appetite for it!

"No!!! This is a competition work!"

"Then I'll take a sip..."

"No, it's not right! One move will destroy the perfect shape!"

……

When Fu Jiang raised his head and looked at the opposite side, Yingxiu Lang was also wearing a naked apron, and was carefully cutting the tofu into pieces. He looked like he was cooking seriously, and he didn't feel like making dark dishes at all.

"Is this dish Mapo Tofu?" Fu Jiang frowned.

"That's right...it's Mapo Tofu!" Ying Xiulang waved a large spoon to dip the tofu with a thick spicy sauce, and the aroma had already spread.

Yu Xin sucked her fingers intoxicated.

"Hey, hey, you don't understand the rules, right? Dark cuisine is to make dishes that the other party can't eat. Isn't mapo tofu too childish?" Fu Jiang shouted at Yingxiu Lang.

"Oh? Really? How about this?" Yingxiu Lang suddenly smiled wickedly, picked up two strawberries and shook them on the pot.

Fu Jiang's pupils gradually dilated.

"NO!!! DON'T!!! You can't do this!"

"How can strawberries be added to mapo tofu! You are a crime!!! You are murder!!!"

Fu Jiang even wanted to turn over the stove to stop the opponent's destructive behavior, but fortunately he was held back by Risa.

"Heh... this is just the beginning..." After Yingxiu Lang threw in the strawberries, he took out a fruit plate, bananas, apples, pineapples and grapes...

"Murder...you are murdering a dish..." Fu Jiang almost collapsed.

"Fu Jiang, I designate you as the taster." Yingxiu Lang had already brought the mapo tofu carrying fruit nightmares to Fu Jiang: "Please enjoy."

"Ah...why not me..." Yu Xin was looking forward to it.

"Sakura Embroidered Wolf! I am at odds with you! I appoint you as the taster of my filthy curry!" Fu Jiang also handed over the yellow strips of curry potatoes.

The two sat on the table facing each other at the same time.

Looking at the strawberries and other fruit pieces soaked in the thick spicy soup, Fu Jiang felt a feeling that he couldn't eat it.

"Modify...modify...modify to become delicious."

Fu Jiang opened the attribute panel of Mapo Tofu, but suddenly found out that the attribute panel displayed "Sacred competition protection, absolutely fair and fair, attribute cannot be modified".

"Nani!! Are you Captain Dragonfly? You actually locked the system without authorization!"

no solution anymore……

Just try it out.

Fu Jiang scooped up a dark red, boiled strawberry with a spoon, and slowly put it into his mouth with trembling fingers.

"Gudong..."

……

The screen turns.

This is a peaceful and peaceful small mountain village.

There is a family living happily here.

There are four beautiful and lovely girls, strawberry, apple, banana and pineapple.

They are beautiful, kind, cheerful, lively, and considerate. Everyone who sees them will forget all the unhappy things and be infected by their sweet smiles. No good words can be used too much for them.

Until a pockmarked, violent villain appeared in the village, took the bodies of the four sisters forcibly, verbally abused them, ravaged and whipped them, and tortured the four beautiful children to the point of inhumanity.

The four most beautiful flowers withered eventually.

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"Ah, the fist is hardened..." Fu Jiang gritted his teeth and swallowed the eldest sister's body in one bite.

A strong sense of resistance came from the stomach.

"Hehe...but your cooking is very delicious...the whole body is hot, and the disgusting appearance only needs to be crushed and stirred with a spoon, and it is just a pot of ordinary potato curry..."

Yingxiu Wolf gently stirred the curry with a spoon, and stuffed it into his mouth without hesitation.

"You use a lot of chilli to mix in curry, which is superfluous. The smell of stinky salted fish is disgusting enough, but the spicy taste numbs my taste buds, so I have no time to care about other flavors..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yingxiulang pulled off his apron and did push-ups crazily on the spot.

"Unexpectedly... did the dark cooking fail..." Fu Jiang hesitated for a moment.

"No, as long as you continue to finish eating the strawberry mapo tofu, you will have another chance for the next round." Gui Tong joked.

"If I can't conquer even this level of cooking... Am I really a useless uncle?" Fu Jiang closed his eyes in pain, and swallowed the strawberry pineapple mixed with tofu cubes in mouthfuls with tears in his eyes. in stomach.

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"The second round begins!"

"Both parties, please cook!"

The other party is Guitong who cooks by himself, like an old witch boiling potion, adding gelatin powder to stir the soup into a paste.

Fu Jiang stared at the other party viciously and began to think about what kind of food is needed to make the other party unable to swallow, or what kind of food should be targeted at whom.

"I'm done! Devil vinegar seaweed with pepper, just looking at it makes people lose their appetite! Vomit!" Yu Xin pinched his nose and took out a seaweed and put it on the table.

"You idiot! Take this kind of food as a test, who can't stand this test! This is a game that determines our fate!" Fu Jiang slapped Yu Xin's head with a slap, and roared wildly.

"The dishes are already on the table, but there is no way to return them..." Gui Tong smiled triumphantly.

"Nani, is there any other regulation?" Fu Jiang's eyes widened.

"Doesn't it mean you don't even watch the game?"

Only then did Fu Jiang carefully read the appendix below the rules:

After the dishes are on the table, they are considered entries and cannot be replaced or added.

"Tch... you're lucky." Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.

Take this opportunity to take a closer look at what Guitong is cooking.

A pot of translucent thin soup, add gelatin powder, add a little salt, add a little spinach juice, stir and stir, it looks green, crystal clear and beautiful, not like dark food at all.

After the pot was frozen for a while, the soup was slightly viscous.

Gui Tong even tasted it himself.

"Heh... You don't plan to make snot soup, do you? Then you underestimate me too much. How can I feel sick when you know that the ingredients are normal ingredients." Fu Jiang seemed to see through everything, with a face of indifference.

"Oh? Then you can talk about it after reading the plate." Guitong smiled sinisterly.

Yingxiu Wolf carried out a large custom-made container.

Fu Jiang's face changed slightly.

It's the statues of the heads of Konoha's four old immortals, the carvings and paintings are vivid, especially the two nostrils are hollowed out!

With a smirk on his face, Yingxiu Lang lifted the pot and poured the viscous green liquid into it.

"Nani...!!!"

Tomie was horrified at the snot-like liquid flowing from Sarutobi's nostrils.

"I protest! I oppose...you guys are mental attacks! This is cheating!"

"Sorry... The rules stipulate that homemade tableware can be used. Please use it. I tried it for you. The taste is very pure. It smells like snot, that's right." Guitong sneered.

"I refuse...I surrender...I lost this game." Fu Jiang shook his head frantically.

"Oh really? Don't ask your teammates for their opinion?"

Risa slowly walked to Fu Jiang's back, comforted: "Don't be nervous, close your eyes...it just looks like it, and it will pass soon..."

"It's useless... the mental attack has been imprinted in the brain, and when you close your eyes, Danzo looks like a runny nose! I can't eat it at all!" Fu Jiang shook his head frantically.

"Hey... go back and show you the bunny girl..." Risa moved closer to Fu Jiang's ear.

"How can you be fooled three times! I believe you are a ghost! First promise the first two times!" Fu Jiang roared.

"Then there's nothing I can do... I don't want to leave Konoha yet, Yu Xin, come on hard." Risa gave Yu Xin a look.

"Ha! The strong man locks the man!" Yu Xin immediately stepped forward and locked Fu Jiang's arms.

"What do you want...I don't want to drink..." Fu Jiang looked at the plate that Risa was holding up, his eyes gradually frightened, and he immediately clenched his teeth.

"I'm sorry, Ah Jiang, I don't want to wander either!" Sanwan jumped three meters and landed heavily on Fu Jiang's stomach.

"Ahhhh..." Fu Jiang opened his mouth wide in pain.

Risa took the opportunity to pour in.

goo goo goo...

(End of this chapter)