The spirit system is poisonous

Chapter 5 The Goddess and the Female Man
Li Ye walked slowly because he couldn't think of how to impress his goddess.

If it's just a simple greeting between neighbors, it's not a problem, but if you want someone to fall in love with you, you have to leave a deep impression on her, and how to leave this impression is a bit difficult.

Why don't you go up and give her a big mouth like in the cross talk?
As soon as the idea came up, Li Ye gave himself a mouthful, not to mention that he couldn't do it, but to say that the three grandparents and grandchildren who unloaded the goods were just playing.

If he dared to make a move, people would dare to hit him like a ball for a whole day without panting.

I thought about it left and right, but I still couldn't think of a good way, but the road was so long. At this time, Li Ye had already come to the goddess under her puzzled eyes.

Forget it, adapt to the circumstances!

"Young man, are you okay?"

Nanako didn't see Li Ye coming out of the next room, thinking it was just a traveling boy asking for help.

"Hello, my name is Li Ye, and I live next door to your house."

Li Ye pointed to his own house, which was the only thing he was proud of, although it might not be worth mentioning in the eyes of the woman in front of him.

Nanako suddenly realized, and said with a smile, "Hello, my name is Nanako, and I will be your neighbor from now on. Please take care of me." She stretched out her hand to meet Li Ye.

Naturally, Li Ye would not let go of this opportunity to get in touch with the goddess intimately, and quickly grabbed Nanako's outstretched palm with both hands.

Ok……

Soft, smooth and feels really good.

"Hi, my name is Li Ye!"

Letting go, Li Ye asked, "Where did my sister move here?"

"From far away, you may not know there." Nanako smiled.

From her tone, Li Ye could hear that she was treating herself like a child.

"Isn't it the Kanto region? Far away... Hezhong, Carlos, Alola, or Galar?"

Nanako was stunned and said with a smile, "You know quite a lot. I moved here from Alola."

"It's quite far away!" Li Ye was stunned for a moment, "The environment in Kanto is not as good as that in Alola. How did my sister think that she would move here because of work?"

Nanako looked at him in surprise, and changed the subject, "Are you alone at home, where are your parents?"

Li Ye pretended to have a sad expression on his face: "My parents are both dead..."

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes earnestly, trying to get a few tears out, but unfortunately he failed.

"I'm... sorry!" Nanako said apologetically.

"It's okay, anyway, I'm doing fine by myself."

Li Ye took advantage of the opportunity to put away his smiling face pretending to be sunny, which he is very good at, after all, he was a positive and optimistic person in his previous life.

"Sister, in order to celebrate us becoming neighbors, let me treat you to dinner. Come to my house and I will cook myself." Li Ye sent out the invitation, his heart beating faster.

"This one……"

Nanako was a little embarrassed, and mumbled: "I'm sorry, I just moved here, and I have a lot of things to do, let's go, I will treat you to a big meal in a few days!"

Being rejected, Li Ye immediately showed a disappointed expression.

"That's it, then well, my sister has to keep her word. I'm waiting for my sister's big meal." Li Ye was afraid to emphasize it, afraid that what Nanako said was what he should say.

"Well, it's a deal!"

"It's a deal!" Li Ye smiled, "Then sister, you go ahead, I'm going back."

"Go!" Nanako said with a smile.

After turning around and walking a few steps, Li Ye stopped again, turned around and asked Nanako, "Sister, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Nanako was stunned!
The driver next to him who was directing the three elves, grandpa, father and grandson, was also stunned, and he pricked up his ears to listen carefully to the conversation behind the two of them.

After being stunned for a while, Nanako showed a half-smile expression, shook her head and said, "I don't believe it!"

The corners of Li Ye's mouth raised slightly, until it pulled out a beautiful arc: "I didn't believe it before I met my sister!"

After speaking, he turned around and ran away.

Nanako was dumbfounded, and immediately a red cloud of embarrassment appeared on her face.

"Hahaha……"

The uncle driver next to him laughed heartily: "This kid has a future! Hahaha..."

"Why are you laughing, move quickly." Nanako poured out her anger at the driver uncle.

"Hey, don't worry, I'll assign you to fix it before dark."

Li Ye ran home and felt that everything was perfect. He hummed a little tune and went online for a while. Seeing that the time was almost up, he prepared dinner for Hu Di, pushed his bicycle, and went to work.

When I came to the restaurant, I went to the kitchen first to have a meal. This is an unshakable practice. Although it can be eaten at home, but in line with the principle of frugality, Li Ye prefers to eat in the restaurant.

Li Ye's face was full of joy, and the fat chef looked confused, and asked Li Ye if he picked up the money and how much he picked up.

After receiving the welcome elves, a small and cute baby Ding stood on his shoulders, and Li Ye seemed to burst out with infinite power.

From now on, he already has ideals and goals to strive for.

"Did you pick up the money?" Lin Na asked Li Ye who was smiling silly.

Li Yebai glanced at him and said, "What's the point of picking up money?"

Lin Na's eyes lit up, and she asked again, "Are you in love?"

"..."

Are all women's intuitions this scary?

Li Ye smiled stupidly and didn't answer.

"Really?" Lin Na was a little surprised, and then she couldn't help but wonder: "What kind of girl is she, tell me, and she will give you advice."

This world is not as abhorrent to puppy love as Li Ye's world is. As long as no one is killed, adults are often happy to see it happen. After all, puppy love is not a big deal for people in this world. Influence.

Li Ye looked around mysteriously, and whispered: "I had a dream yesterday."

"Hmm, what then?" Lin Na's curiosity was completely aroused.

"It's a very fragrant and exciting dream!" Li Ye whispered.

"..."

Lin Na understands a little bit, they are all from the past, so there is nothing else she doesn't understand.

"That's it?" Lin Na's face turned dark, it seemed that she had misunderstood.

"Well, that's it."

Lin Na looked him up and down, her eyes stayed on his lower body for a while, and said with a smile, "Well, it seems that you have really grown up."

Li Ye didn't care about being scrutinized by Lin Na, he was generous, without any shyness or anxiety. After all, this Li Ye is not that Li Ye, he is an old fox who has been baptized by an old driver.

Li Ye smiled, and after the two of them were silent for a while, Li Ye called his sister mysteriously again and asked, "Sister Lin Na, I have a question for you!"

"you say!"

"Do you have a fingernail-sized red birthmark on your lower back? It's in this seat." Li Ye nodded his lower back.

"Yeah, why do you..."

Lin Na came to her senses in an instant, turned into anger from embarrassment, and stretched out her hand to pinch Li Ye's face: "Stinky boy, little pervert, he didn't learn well at a young age, and he was full of thoughts!"

"Oh—it hurts, it hurts, tree... hand, sister, Nushuu my sister (you are my own sister), tree hand, it hurts so bad!" Li Ye begged for mercy with his cheeks pulled .

"Who told you not to study well all day, do you dare to do it next time?" Lin Na was furious, why did she owe him so much, why did she ask him.

"Sister, this is beyond my control!" Li Ye cried, regretting it, why tease this female Tyrannosaurus when he has nothing to do.

"I don't care! Next time...I...I'll screw your ears off." Lin Na's technique was as fast as lightning, and the little face that gave Li Ye pinched Li Ye's ear in an instant, and spun it ninety times Spend.

"Ah - okay, don't dare, don't dare, there will be no next time, I promise, there will never be a next time." Li Ye begged for mercy.

"Hmph, I'll let you go this time!" Lin Na brought Li Ye's ear and glared at him angrily.

"Sister, why are you so serious!" Li Ye rubbed his ears and mouth, aggrieved.

"As for!"

"..."

Li Ye was speechless, and after a while he said, "I finally understand why you want a man like Li Wu to be your boyfriend."

"What?"

"Ordinary people can't resist beating like him!"

"you……"

Lin Na was furious and went to arrest Li Ye again, but this time Li Ye dodged deftly.

"Bolly~"

The baby Ding on Li Ye's shoulder couldn't stand it anymore, and gave Li Ye a big mouth with a "pop".

Just shut up.

Li Ye was dumbfounded, but Lin Na covered her mouth and laughed coquettishly: "It's time to break your mouth!"

(End of this chapter)