The spirit system is poisonous

Chapter 1 It's not easy being a waiter!
"Welcome! Do you two have a reservation?" Li Ye bowed and saluted with a respectful attitude.

"Picchupi~"

Standing on his shoulder is a Pichu, which moves in unison with him, with cute big eyes, simple and ignorant, and cute.

"What a cute little guy."

A noble lady covered in jewels teased Pichu and said with a smile: "This restaurant is really unique, no wonder the business is so hot."

The man smiled and said to Li Ye: "Table 56, Takamiya Jiro"

"Please wait."

Li Ye took out the small notebook in his coat pocket, opened it, and found the reservation for No. 56. After confirming that the information was correct, he bowed sideways and said, "This way please!"

"Picchupi~"

Pichu also stretched out his short hand, making a gesture of leading the way, which made the woman giggle coquettishly.

Bringing the two to the predetermined location, Li Ye helped to open the man's seat, and the woman's seat would naturally allow the man who came with him to show his gentlemanly demeanor.

He skillfully served tea and poured water, handed over the menu, and bowed to listen to the two ordering. The familiar movements and procedures made Li Ye's soul, which did not belong to this body, feel sad for a while.

After all, this body has only grown for 13 years, and it was undoubtedly a brat who didn't understand anything in the previous life.

Yes, Li Ye does not belong to this body, nor does he belong to this world.

In his last life, he was extremely bored, and was looking up the Pokémon Encyclopedia at home, preparing to write a Pokémon fanbook, when suddenly a meteor fell from the sky, and a meteorite the size of a washbasin radiated dazzling golden light and flew down from about ten meters in front of him. .

Just as Li Ye walked to the window to watch this spectacle, the meteorite hit Li Ye's protruding head in a way that Newton's coffin boards could not hold down.

With the sound of "Fuck", Li Ye bid farewell to his original world.

Li Ye was in a daze when he woke up in this world.

He can fantasize, write, and even clamor "I'm going to the Pokémon World", but everyone knows that's impossible.

But when the impossible becomes a reality, everyone will be stunned, even if he suddenly has an encyclopedia of elves and... um... a system that seems to be always on.

Now that he has come, he will be safe, Li Ye also wants to travel, become a trainer that everyone yearns for, and travel around this mysterious and legendary world.

However, the cruel reality was like a slap in the face, dispelling his unrealistic thoughts.

If you want to travel as a trainer, the first premise is that you have to be alive, and people need to have enough food.

The "Li Ye" who was taken over by him, his parents died in a car accident, so he didn't pay any compensation...

Maybe, but he didn't get it anyway.

Fortunately, his parents left him a small house of 600 square meters, and because of this house, he has a registered permanent residence in Changqing City and can receive a monthly relief fund of [-] yuan from the alliance.

After learning this information, Li Ye immediately didn't want to live anymore. Although the consumption level of Changqing City was low, it was still comparable to the third-tier cities in his previous life.

600 yuan, do you want to drink the northwest wind?
What's even worse is that the water bill in this world is ten yuan per ton, and the electricity bill is five yuan per kilowatt hour.

Definitely a money grab.

I can't survive, the relief money is not enough for water and electricity bills.

……

After the two finished ordering, Li Ye recorded it and handed it over to the staff in the back kitchen. Then he went to the restaurant door and waited for the next customer to arrive.

This is his main job. Occasionally he will help tidy up the table when he is busy. It is generally very easy, and he persists.

Because he is still underage (adult at 16), he can only be regarded as a temporary worker in the restaurant, but his salary is not less than that of regular employees, and he can get 3500 a month.

Everyone in the restaurant knew about his situation, so the manager took care of him a little bit.

"Welcome! Ma'am, do you have a reservation?"

Li Ye continued to greet the guests, and it was a tall young woman with a sexy dress and a hot figure.

She put on light makeup, her face was exquisite, and her every frown and smile carried a charming charm.

"Pichupi~" Pichu imitated Li Ye.

"Heck, Pichu, Pichu, Pichupi~" the woman smiled and imitated Pichu's cry.

Pichu was stunned, scratched his head with his little paw, and looked at Li Ye in embarrassment.

Li Ye smiled, and rubbed his fingers against the electric sac on its cheek to show comfort.

"Little handsome guy, I have a reservation, NO.60, Mina Yako!"

The woman blinked at Li Ye, full of energy.

"Please wait."

Li Ye's face was reddish, and he took out a small notebook from his pocket to look at it. He found NO.60, and after confirming that the information was correct, he led the way with a smile on his face, "Ma'am, please follow me."

After arranging the guests, Li Ye heaved a sigh of relief and returned to his post.

This restaurant specializes in western food, and the price is not cheap. With the relief money given to him by the alliance, he can only eat one or two meals here at most.

The location of the restaurant is very good. It is close to a high-end residential area. Most of the residents in the residential area are sweet-looking young women. There are often high-end luxury cars coming in and out. They come in the morning and leave in the afternoon, just like going to work.

Therefore, most of the people who come here to eat are young women.

In more than an hour, Li Ye has received eight ladies, and four of them have raised Dorimia. It can be seen that Dorimia has become a symbolic elf of noble ladies. Two of them have raised six tails, and one of them is a The six tails of the ice system in the Alola region.

Another raised a vine monster.

Li Ye's puzzled look at the vine monster actually made the lady look shy.

What the hell?

What surprised Li Ye even more was that the person who received him last walked into the restaurant with a big tongue.

This is overkill.

This is a serious high-end restaurant, and dare to lick it in with a big tongue. That long, slippery, soft, waxy tongue makes people have an appetite to eat after seeing it?
Li Ye wanted to remind her kindly, but thinking about the purpose of our shop not to offend customers, he held back and thought to himself: It's not easy being a waiter!
He actually wanted to lick and roar at that big tongue: Let go of that woman, let me...

After thinking about it again, Li Ye shuddered and shook his head quickly, forgetting it.

……

It was past twelve o'clock in the morning, and it was finally time to get off work. The fat and greasy chef in the back kitchen brought a big lunch box to Li Ye's hand: "Here, eat more, you are growing up right now."

Li Ye smiled shyly, which was regarded as a response. There was no need for slick flattery or verbal thanks to the fat chef, as long as everything was kept in mind.

Li Ye rushed home on his broken bicycle with a lunch box in hand.

He raised a Hu Di with a surprising mind, or it was raised by Li Ye before he came.

He was overjoyed at the beginning, Hu Di can be regarded as a good elf, although the attributes are single and fragile, but he can't stand the high speed and special attack. A typical quick attack player, especially the special attack, is completely weak except for a few divine beasts. Stand out from the crowd.

But when Li Ye got to know it deeply, his face turned dark.

At first, he wondered how a rotten ghost would have a beard. After he understood it, he realized that a real rotten ghost is only with this beard.

The Hudi's reflex arc was astonishingly long. After being abandoned by the previous trainer, it somehow ran to Li Ye's house.

At that time, Li Ye was already working in the restaurant and was about to go to work when he saw a Hu Di walking in with a dazed expression.

Although he was greedy, he could barely support himself. There was no money left to support the elves, so he said, "Hurry up, I can't support you."

When Hu Di came to his senses, he responded, and turned around to take a look...

Fuck!Why is the door closed? Didn't you let me go? What does it mean to lock me in the room again?
In fact, it was Li Ye who was in a hurry to go to work. Seeing that Hu Di hadn't responded, he couldn't wait, so he closed the door and left.

So Hu Di got together with Li Ye in such a muddle-headed way, and he is still eating and drinking at Li Ye's house until now, living a carefree life.

……

When I got home and opened the door, I was surprised that Hu Di was sitting cross-legged in the air, with a shining blue light on his body.

Li Ye called this cultivation, and the more he practiced, the more stupid he became. He even suspected that if Hu Di continued to practice, sooner or later, the reflex arc would be able to circle the earth.

"I said, let's eat!"

After Li Ye finished speaking, he opened the lunch box on his own, arranged it, and started eating first.

After he finished eating, Hu Di, who was cultivating immortality, finally reacted. He glanced at the door, then at Li Ye, took away his supernatural powers, walked to the table and started eating with the spoon that came with him.

Don't ask why you don't feed elf food, even if you don't have money, don't ask why you don't take in elf balls, do you think elf balls don't cost money?Besides, this kind of waste land is useless except for eating, drinking and watching, who wants it?Take it away now!
After eating, Li Ye casually tidied up and went into the house to sleep. Before going to sleep, he still told Hu Tun: "Dear, it's time to clean up tomorrow."

When Li Ye was about to fall asleep in a daze, he vaguely heard Hu Di's reply.

……

(End of this chapter)