Konoha's opening started with Orochimaru

Chapter 101 Obese Youth

"Hey! Bro, let's have a competition of youthful cooking skills!"

Accompanied by a childish cry, a green, plump watermelon "rolls" towards Taoyan from a distance at a very high speed.

"Brother agency, for the sake of youth, I will definitely defeat you in cooking!"

"Kai, why are you fat again?"

Taoyan intermediary blocked Maitekai's greasy head with one hand, looking at this fat and white guy who was raised, he felt like his three views had been ruined and his beliefs had collapsed.

Three-year-old Metkai is almost one meter tall and weighs nearly fifty kilograms!A proper little chubby one.

However, it should lose weight in the future, right?
"It's not important! Brother agent, I have learned another dish, come and have a youthful contest with me! Huh!"

Waving the iron spoon in his hand, Maitekai struggled to assume the independent posture of the golden rooster, then his feet went limp, and he fell like a dog eating shit.

"Ouch!"

Can't bear to look straight at it!
Taoyan intermediary covered his eyes in remorse, then picked up Kaihuang who was in the "ultimate move" state with one hand, and walked towards his own shop.

"From now on, in the store, you are not allowed to eat pork, steamed buns, or rice. If you want to eat meat, you can eat beef and eggs. My avatar will always supervise you. Also, follow me to the hospital in the afternoon! I will give you a full body check, little Fatty, you're going to start losing weight!"

In other words, if Emperor Kai, who weighed two hundred catties, used the eight-door armor formation, he might be able to send Master Madara away with one kick, right?
An image of a bloated blood dragon roaring and rushing towards a leukemia patient instantly appeared in his mind. The meat mountain collided with blood and splashed everywhere. The image was really unbearable to look at.

"Youth without pork is not youth, Dad, my youth is gone, I am not pure, ahhh."

Kaihuang, who dropped the spoon, began to cry loudly, and was rushed to the shop by Taoyan's intermediary.

"Yo! This is youth! The eight gates of Dunjia - the first rest gate - open!"

"I beat, beat, beat!"

As the green figure flickered in the kitchen, a piece of beef the size of a hundred catties was smashed into a meat paste at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"How can the footsteps of youth stop? Kai, come and chase youth with me and feel the charm of youth! This piece of meat can't be finished in 10 minutes, and I will beat another three hundred catties!"

"Brother Dai, why are you opening the Bamen Dunjia again? Didn't I tell you that you haven't fully recovered yet and need to rest for a while?"

There was a hint of blame in Taoyan's intermediary's tone, Matt Dai was too messy!

Two weeks ago, he rashly opened the eight-door dunjia and the seventh startling door, and broke three of his own bones with a kick. Now the bandage on his foot has not been removed, and now he is using the eight-door dunjia again.

"It's an intermediary, hahaha, this little injury has healed long ago, I'm just doing rehabilitation exercises."

Matt Dai turned his head and smiled awkwardly, but the effort in his hands didn't stop at all, and each stick landed on the position it should have landed with incomparable precision.

"Besides, the charm of youth is the man's willingness to move forward! It is never giving up!"

"Drink! Ha! Dad is working so hard! So this is the real youth! Bro, I have decided, I will challenge you to cook again! For the sake of youth, please compare me to the cooking method of braised pork!"

Matt Dai's enthusiasm hadn't gone down yet, and Matt Kay came in again with his short legs and started gesticulating hahahaha, seeing that Taoyan's head was hanging on the black line.

"Hiss! It's so noisy!"

Uncle Snake, who had once again shrunk to about one meter, emerged from the neck of Taoyan Intermediary. His eyes suddenly lit up after looking at Metkai:
"Little Fatty, how is your cooking skills? Let me tell you, you must put more oil in cooking, and it will taste better if you add more oil. Hey! Hey! Hey! Dead intermediary, if you touch my head again, I will bite you oh!"

After suppressing the snake that was the culprit of the incident involving Matt Kai's cooking lessons, Tao Yan took back the pots and pans in Fat Kai's hands, gave him a copy of "The Palm of the Tathagata" and let him go out to play.

"Intermediary, is Kai really not talented in ninjutsu and illusion?"

Maite Dai looked a little disappointed, almost engraved the word "unreconciled" on his face.

"If it wasn't for your help, I might just be a ninja all my life, let alone give Kai such a rich life. I know that I don't have ninja talent, and his mother is a commoner, so I shouldn't expect it at all. Kai can be a ninja easily. However, I am his father, and now I entrust my only dream to Kai. I hope he can help me realize my dream, and I also hope that he can become a real man. "

"Brother Dai, if ninjutsu and genjutsu can pursue everything, why does every ninja pursue taijutsu?"

Taoyan's agency was answering Matt Dai's question, and was also trying to persuade this man who was still young until his death.

"Tejutsu is the essence of a ninja. There can be ninjas who don't know genjutsu, or ninjas who don't know ninjutsu, but which ninja doesn't know taijutsu? I can tell you responsibly, no!"

"You yourself have the secret technique of the Eight Gates of Dunjia. Although you still can't master the seventh shocking gate, you know its power better than anyone else. It is a terrifying power that can rival the elite Jnin. Not to mention that the Eight Gates of Dunjia has the last A door to death, the kind of terrifying secret technique that turns decades of accumulated power into bright fireworks, in an instant and forever."

"What if Kai doesn't know ninjutsu and genjutsu? You will let him rely on him to become a strong man, right?"

"Besides, you still have me. Through experiments and scientific research, I will try to improve your Eight Door Dunjia so that the doors in your body can open and close freely like the door in this kitchen. Now I have obtained seven doors. After thoroughly studying these seven gates, I can use them to reversely deduce the eighth gate of death, so that you can open the gate of death without dying, and turn the eight gates of Dunjia into an SSS level that only you can use. Super powerful ninjutsu!"

"Thank you, intermediary. The flame of youth will eventually be passed on from generation to generation and will never be extinguished!"

Matt Dai's eyes were filled with tears, yes, even if Kai doesn't know ninjutsu and illusion, it doesn't matter, he can definitely become a real strong man only by physical skills!
This is youth!

"Eight Gate Dunjia - Third Injury Gate - Open! Get moving!"

"Bang bang bang!"

A series of dense voices drove Taoyan Agency out of the kitchen. Looking at Matt Dai, who was full of energy, he knew that he was going to buy another batch of stone slabs.

"Brother intermediary, can I really become a strong man like you just by relying on physical skills?"

Maitekai put down the secret book in his hand, and his raised eyes revealed longing and fear.

He has already passed his three-year-old birthday, so he is no longer a three-year-old child, and has already learned a lot.

"Kay, as long as you believe in your youth, you will definitely be able to do it! Go, I'll take you to the hospital, and you will have to work hard in the future."

youth is always great
(End of this chapter)