elf herald

Chapter 70 Gu Gu's Happy Life

"Students, hello everyone. The weather has turned cold recently. The teacher was accidentally recruited and needs to stay in bed to recuperate. But I still put the students' studies first. I specially recorded a few audio clips and appointed Gu Gu to come. I hope you will listen carefully and don't disappoint The painstaking efforts of the teacher! Come on, the teacher is with you! Cough~"

This group of students was still trustworthy and wanted to meet, so although there were thousands of reluctance in their hearts, Lin Xiang's second class was still full of seats, and they all came to listen.

But what they didn't expect was that they didn't see the expected "ugly" face, but an elf.

Anyway, he is an elf, but Gugu's "thin" body can easily carry a tape recorder that is two or three times the size of his body.Stepping on the stage with one foot, Lin Xiang's "disgusting" voice came from the recorder.

"Damn, this is playing us! This is playing us!"

This group of students was pissed off by Lin Xiang, because they found out that Lin Xiang's broken recording had just been read according to the textbook!
"Hey! Boss, where are you going?"

"Where are you going? He doesn't even want to teach, so why should we go! I think he deliberately came to humiliate me yesterday. Everyone, it's my fault, Li Yifan, that caused everyone to suffer an unwarranted disaster!"

"Don't say that, Boss, you are innocent too, it's all because Lin Xiang is too cunning! I just think Lin Xiang vented his resentment about losing the elf on our boss!"

"Yes, no more! Let's see what he can do!"

Li Yifan was the first kid to quit, striding out the door.Behind him, his little brother kept shouting, rebuilding his reputation.

However, when he reached the highest prestige and was about to cross the threshold surrounded by a group of people, Cuckoo-moved.

goo~ goo~
With a puffed stomach, Gu Gu fluttered to the door with his little wings flashing, and stopped in front of them.

"Get out of the way!" This is Li Yifan.

Cuckoo was unmoved.

"Damn it! Regardless of it, I think Lin Xiang dares to let his elves attack us!"

Private fighting is prohibited in the academy, let alone a student attacking a teacher's spirit?So, although Gugu is very "garbage" and any student's elf can kill it in seconds, the students really dare not do it.After finally coming in, how could you leave like this?

Li Yifan seemed to understand something.

"Hmph~ What am I supposed to do, so you want to use this method to force us to leave! Unfortunately, Lin Xiang, you probably forgot that the alliance does not allow elves to attack humans!"

Li Yifan felt that he seemed to have seen through Lin Xiang's plot, stepped out of the door triumphantly, and taunted Cuckoo desperately.

"Haha, come on, hit me! Garbage elves!"

Cuckoo used hypnotism
Li Yifan fell down.

"Boss/Squad leader!"

Under the incredulous eyes of all the students, Li Yifan collapsed and - snored?

"I forgot to tell you all, my Gugu can hypnotize! So don't think it can't do anything to you, life skills can be used on humans!"

Cuckoo pressed the recorder, and the students heard Lin Xiang's slightly mocking voice, their faces turned green, but they were still unconscious... No, it should be Li Yifan who was sleeping soundly and returned to his seat.

Let me explain here that not all elf skills have damage effects, that is, special skills in the game.For example, hypnosis, which is good news for insomniacs!So it seems that this kind of skill that has no actual harm to humans can be used reasonably on humans, such as this kind of coping with students skipping classes!

"Damn it!"

goo~ goo~
Cuckoo is very happy. As the five scum of war, it has always been beaten by other elves. Most of the elves of the trainers are very powerful, and it is not an opponent at all.

Unexpectedly, feng shui turns, come to my house today.I also have a day to hang and beat these trainers!
Turning on Lin Xiang's recording again, Gu Gu stood on the podium, staring down with two big round eyes, trying to find some more "stabs" to operate.

Hu~hu~
A dissonant snoring came, and it actually formed a duet with Li Yifan's snoring!Cuckoo jumped onto the opponent's table.

Hmm~ I'm sleeping, hypnotism doesn't work!

"Huh? What, what's the matter!"

Humans have something called the sixth sense, and now, Tian Yaozu in his sleep seems to have triggered this feeling.Being watched by an elf and so many people, he just felt inexplicably uncomfortable, so he opened his eyes.

"Ghost!"

Tian Yaozu and Gu Gu met eyes, and the fright value was +1.

"Don't be ashamed of Tian Yaozu, you don't even know Gu Gu, don't say you're with us in the future!"

The other noble children expressed disdain for Tian Yaozu's shameful behavior.

"Hmm~ It turned out to be Gu Gu, it scared me to death! Boss Gu Gu, have you eaten yet? Do you want some?"

With proficiency, Tian Yaozu took out a box of elf food from his backpack, opened it and handed it to Gu Gu.

This is his life-saving trick.You should know that elves are mostly gentle and generally do not take the initiative to attack humans.As long as it's not too bad luck to encounter that kind of particularly cruel, food to open the way, um~ the cannibal's mouth is short, and the manpower is short, so I won't attack him as a feeder again!
"Tch~ did you think Lin Papi's elves would be bought off so easily?...Wait, shit! They really ate it!"

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Gu Gu ate Tian Yaozu's food, grabbed Tian Yaozu's collar with his claws, and threw him out of the classroom.

"I ate something, you can go!"

Cuckoo said in Elvish.

"Hey! Why did you eat my food and still throw me away!"

Outside the classroom, Tian Yaozu sat on the ground in a daze.Little did he know that Gu Gu thought that everyone in the classroom wanted to go out, and for the sake of food, he "showed mercy" and let him out!

It's a pity, this salted fish just wants to get a diploma in the college, and get a gold plate, and talk about it in the future, oh~ came out of the Elf Academy, amazing!What a face!This is worthy of his noble status!
"That's fine too!"

The students below were terribly shocked, but how smart these people are, someone immediately reacted.

"Mr. Gugu, I am honoring you. Do you think it suits your taste?"

"Teacher Gugu, this is mine..."

"And I……"

A bunch of students sugar-coated Goo-goo.

But Gu Gu is so smart. According to research, Gu Gu's IQ is about the same as that of an adult!So, Cuckoo understood that for the first time, he wanted less!
But fortunately, only one will be let go, besides, the master will leave all the work to him in the future, and the future will be long, and he will come back when he finds a chance!Now, Cuckoo has started its happy life.

Hmm, just want to send me away with one?no!
Bah~ What kind of flavor is this? It’s not tasty, don’t!
Hmm~ This kid is sensible, so much for him!

Cuckoo picked left and right, so unsatisfied, he let go of one student after another, and of course, he also gained a lot of food.

Finally, only Li Yifan, who was hypnotized and still sound asleep, was left in the classroom. Poor guy, even the younger brother, the boss, abandoned him.

goo~ goo~
Goo Goo propped up his big belly, lying happily among a pile of elf food, and let out a joyful cry.

"This master is better, give me such a good job. You don't need to fight, you can beat people, and you have something to eat, lucky!"

(End of this chapter)