I really don't want to be a male god

Chapter 9 009. The system is jealous again
As soon as he raised his head, Zhang Fan immediately regretted it.

How should I put it, the anchor's voice and appearance are slightly mismatched.

Behind this sweet loli voice, the anchor's appearance is hard to describe.

It's a bit like the feeling of a 50-year-old fat man wearing a JK uniform and begging for gifts.

Zhang Fan had goosebumps all over his body, but he didn't steal or snatch it anyway, maybe some people like this kind of contrast and cuteness.

Taking a long, deep breath to calm down, Zhang Fan planned to automatically block the fairy anchor and continue to watch watches on the official website, but at this moment his mobile phone rang.

It was an unfamiliar number again, Zhang Fan swiped to answer it.

"Hello, is this Mr. Zhang Fan?"

"Yes, I am Zhang Fan, who are you?"

"It's like this, Mr. Zhang, you just bought Tomson Yipin No. [-] luxury house with full payment online. We have prepared all the materials and procedures. Come and sign when you have time."

"It's around six o'clock this afternoon. I'll just go to Tomson Yipin Property."

"Yes, I will trouble you, Mr. Zhang. If you have any questions, you can call me anytime."

After wandering in this city for two years, he finally got his own house. After hanging up the phone, Zhang Fan couldn't wait to experience the mansion with his girlfriend.

"My God, little brothers, Xiao Tiantian just heard that the male shopping guide here actually said that he lives in Tomson Yipin."

"Xiao Tiantian is so frightened. How can people pretend so much nowadays? They are selling goods all over the place, and they actually say that they live in the first class of Tomson."

"If he can live in Tomson Yipin, Xiao Tiantian will eat his phone live."

"Thank you for sending me the plane. Xiaotian really likes big planes. I love you and love you."

The fairy anchor with the face of Lolita was live broadcasting in the product trial area not far from Zhang Fan. He mentioned Tomson Yipin when he called just now, and he was immediately used by this anchor.

It's all for the effect of the live broadcast, and from the anchor's point of view, Zhang Fan must be the male shopping guide of this cosmetics store. What is the rest area of ​​the store doing?Is it possible that he is as poor as he is and can accompany his girlfriend to buy cosmetics?

She is the God who comes to consume, so she complained about the little clerk, is there a problem?

I just didn't expect that the little shopping guides are so daring to brag about it now?

Zhang Fan:_?
What did he do?This product touches porcelain, right?Zhang Fan suddenly had a lot of question marks in his head.

【Ding!The host's mood swings have been detected, and a random task has been triggered]

[Mission Details: Expose the real face of the anchor after proving your strength]

[Mission auxiliary props: the host can control the mobile phone of the anchor through the mind]

[Task Reward: Douyin Coin worth 1000 million]

[Punishment for mission failure: take back mission auxiliary props]

Come on, the system that has always been jealous of evil can't stand it anymore!After receiving the auxiliary props from the system, Zhang Fan had a thought, and the live broadcast of the anchor next to him immediately appeared in his mind.

It turns out that when the female anchor is live broadcasting, there is always a cartoon head covering her face on the screen. The audience watching the live broadcast can only vaguely see the anchor wearing a cute JK uniform, and then associate it with her sweet voice...

Zhang Fan thought to himself, what kind of talent can you pretend to be?He actually has the nerve to complain about others!

"The anchor, hurry up and strike up a conversation, let us see what the rich man who lives in the first class of Tomson looks like?"

"Maybe it's the rich second generation experiencing life, Xiao Tiantian, hurry up and ask if there is no pendant on the big man's leg?"

"Xiao Tiantian, go and expose him, I'll give you gifts and buy cosmetics."

"Xiao Tiantian, if you expose him live, I'll give you ten rockets!"

Stimulated by topics such as Tomson Yipin and the male shopping guide pretending to be X, the audience in the live broadcast room instantly became active, and the barrage also followed.

The big brother on the list took advantage of the opportunity to brush two rockets, and the popularity of Xiao Tiantian's live broadcast room increased a lot.

"Thank you to the big brother on the list for the two rockets. Xiao Tiantian feels like she is going to fly to the sky." The female anchor's cooing voice combined with her exaggerated expression made Zhang Fan feel nauseous again.

Lolita's voice and devil's face are a perfect match, who can stand it?

"Brother shopping guide, your service attitude is not good. The customers have been here for a long time, why are you still sitting?"

Under the booing of the water friends, Xiao Tiantian walked in front of Zhang Fan, preparing to use the topic just now to stage a good show in which the little loli bravely exposes the dick's shopping guide and promotes the positive values ​​of the new era.

"Sorry, I'm here to shop, not a shopping guide."

Zhang Fan was thinking in his heart that it would be easy to expose the anchor's true colors, but how would he prove his strength?Why don't you just ask the shopping guide if the store can be transferred, and just settle it by yourself?

When the tens of thousands of water friends who are watching the live broadcast see the true face of the anchor, they will probably lose their minds.

"It's not just a shopping guide, but also to teach him to be a man. The anchor will expose this kind of bragging street trickster."

"The anchor help me ask him which side does the door of Tomson Yipin open? I love you (*▽*)."

"As long as he admits that he is pretending, I will give you 5 rockets!"

Zhang Fan, who was synchronously broadcasting the scene in his mind, was speechless. Isn't this idle?Fortunately, he was still thinking about whether the young minds of these water friends would be left with a shadow after seeing the truth.

"Ahem, little brother, I just heard you talking about Tomson Yipin. The water friends in my live broadcast room are very interested."

"So you are working as a security guard at Tomson Yipin? Then it must not be easy for you to make money."

Zhang Fan: "Aha?"

What a fucking security guard!Besides, is there a problem with being a security guard?Isn't protecting the safety of one party better than your aunt pretending to be a lolita every day to cheat money?
"I live in Tomson Yipin. Is there any problem? Little anchor?" Zhang Fan asked domineeringly, and the barrage exploded again in an instant.

"The little anchor is heartbroken, can the anchor bear this?"

"He's a ruthless person, the anchor should teach him to be low-key."

"Nowadays, many rich people keep a low profile, don't the anchors encounter hard problems?"

Seeing that the water friends' emotions were aroused, the anchor decided to add more fire, so that the live broadcast effect would be better.

"Brother, you have to be honest. You look pretty good, so why can't you be down-to-earth and do some serious work?"

"Look, this set of cosmetics will cost you several months' salary."

Just when Zhang Fan was thinking about how to get back to her, the shopping guide led Jiang Xiaoxi back.

"I'm sorry lady, the other shopping guides are off at noon, so I've neglected you."

"Wait a moment, I'll settle the bill for this lady first." Zhang Fan took advantage of the situation and handed over the bank card.

It turned out to be a poor guy with a swollen face to pretend to be fat, the anchor thought to himself.

Looking at the cosmetics that Jiang Xiaoxi chose, the price is not very high, it is estimated that the money on this poor guy's card is enough to buy cheap ones.

"Little brother, you just said that you live in Tangchen Yipin. All the friends are very curious about whether the balance on your card is enough for next month's rent. Do you dare to let me take a picture of the balance in your card for the water friends?"

The female anchor looked like I had never seen her before. As long as Zhang Fan rejected her, it would prove that he was indeed showing off.

"Take it, just don't be afraid of my face." This really wants to give a pillow to sleep, how can Zhengchou prove his strength, and this is it.

The female anchor faintly felt something was wrong, but she still believed in her own judgment, switched her mobile phone to the rear camera, and pointed it at the POS machine at the cash register of the cosmetics store.

When Zhang Fan reached out to enter the password, he inadvertently placed the Porsche car keys on the table, then entered the password casually, and the payment was completed.

"I'll give it a try! Hundreds, millions, hundreds, thousands, millions... millions, wait, am I dazzled!"

"Why are you dazzled? Didn't you see the car keys on the table?"

"Is that a Porsche? Let me know! It seems that the anchor was sniped by Zhenshenhao."

"Any bank card has a balance of more than 2000 million, what a real hero! Wait for the anchor to turn into a little licking dog!"

"It's over, it's over, the status of the top brother is not guaranteed, after all, the anchor is so cute."

The barrage exploded in an instant, Zhang Fan checked the barrage in his mind, and directly used the system's ability to turn off the anchor's cartoon avatar setting. After the anchor switches the camera later, I hope that the water friends will hold on, and that the big brother on the list will hold on. live.

　Ask for collection, ask for recommendation ticket

　　


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