God-level goalkeeper

Chapter 257
"Both of you are married people, right? I don't remember that kind of relationship between you two in front of so many people."

Although Haike doesn't usually joke much, his poisonous tongue is still as sharp as ever, and the whole conference room burst into laughter just after he finished speaking.

Alex blushed for a rare moment, and Voji let go of his hand instantly as if electrocuted.

"Boss, you can't talk nonsense, this is not the relationship between me and Woji"

"It doesn't matter if it's true or not. I don't discriminate against this kind of relationship."

All of a sudden, the laughter just got louder.

"Okay, if you have anything to say, hurry up, don't be shy, you are the captain of Jena." Seeing Alex's embarrassed face, Heike decided to let him go.

"The thing is like this..." Alex said in a low voice while carefully watching Heike's face.

It's just that after he finished speaking, Heike, who was so relaxed just now, suddenly turned dark.

The two men with families got together to cook and eat in the middle of the night, and then their stomachs were ruined. After training in the morning, the two of them have collapsed.

"We probably won't be able to go to Rostock with the club tomorrow, and we probably won't be able to participate in the game the day after tomorrow. Head, I'm sorry." Alex looked at Heike apologetically. To be honest, if he couldn't stand it anymore, he wouldn't Willing to let such a big person talk about this matter, Woji still wants to hold on, but Alex is not willing.

Can you survive the diarrhea? And hearing that the game will be broadcast live on German TV, this strengthens his determination not to force it. Just kidding, he and Voji are both defenders, and physical collisions are essential. In case one of them exerts too much force when fighting for the top, the bottom is not closed tightly.

That scene... just thinking about it is horrifying.

And with the live TV broadcast, this embarrassment was thrown in front of the national audience. Alex didn't want to lose his head in front of others in the future.

Instead of losing even more face when he dies, it's better to tell the head coach honestly now that it's just a game, Heike should understand.

Of course Haike will understand, can it work if he doesn't understand?Is it possible to take the two of them to Rostock, and then kick and kick the two of them and run down the field with their buttocks in their hands and then go to the toilet?
In the end, after the game, the reporters who released the news asked questions one after another: "Mr. Weber, why are the two players of the Jena team covering their buttocks?"

Then I replied: "Oh, sorry, they pulled it on the pants"

……

Heike quickly shook his head, he wouldn't let this kind of thing happen even if he killed him, Jena has enough nicknames and has been the laughing stock of the public for a long time , he doesn't want the club's image to fall again just after the defeat of Cologne.

So he nodded and said: "Okay, I won't take you to the competition this time, but I don't want this kind of thing to happen again. You two don't sleep in the middle of the night and get together to cook and eat. Do you have a family?"

"Head, thank you, I promise there will never be a next time, but I have one more thing to ask you"

"Say" Heike frowned, is there anything else?
"I want to go to the bathroom..."

"And me!" Woji also quickly interjected.

"..." Haike took a deep look at the two of them, and could only nod helplessly, but just when the two of them turned to leave, he still couldn't help but said, "I'm very curious, you two What are you cooking in the middle of the night?"

A trace of embarrassment suddenly appeared on Alex's face, and he slowly moved his eyes to Ye Xin.

"What I cook is the food that Ye Xin brought from China, called 'dumplings'"

dumpling?I brought?Ye Xin was suddenly confused. He didn't remember that there were still leftovers from the dumplings he brought from home. It had been several months, and even if there were leftovers, he had never given them to others. Even if the dumplings were frozen Yes, it must have broken over the past few months.

But wait, Ye Xin probably knows what's going on. A few days ago, Shen's mother heard that after eating the dumplings she brought, she made some dumplings and sent them over. Niels took some of them and said It's a gift for a friend, maybe it's just this batch.

Ye Xin looked at Nils suspiciously, and sure enough, a trace of uneasiness appeared on Nils' face.

Didn’t they agree that they would invite everyone to dinner during the National Day holiday? Is it necessary to be so anxious? But thinking about the German food, he felt relieved. The nutritious meals eaten at the club during training are fine. Usually, their family’s staple food is in Ye Xin’s It also tastes like chewing wax.

Their breakfast is bread and cheese sausage, their dinner is cheese sausage and bread, and their lunch is potatoes and beef, and an extra plate of salad.

There are basically not many hot ones in the mouth, let alone any taste, and it is completely eaten to fill the stomach.

Thinking of this, he figured it out. Alex and Woji must have been thinking about it after hearing Niels brag about how delicious the dumplings were, and then they gave them dumplings as soon as they fooled Niels.

Ye Xin sighed helplessly. Although the dumplings are simple to make, there are precautions, so he asked decisively: "Do the dumplings you cooked float?"

"Floating?" Alex clutched his stomach and thought for a while, then shook his head.

"Can't you tell whether the dumplings are raw or cooked?" Ye Xin asked again unwillingly.

"Raw or cooked? Anyway, it's delicious," Alex replied seriously.

You deserve diarrhea, Ye Xin sighed helplessly, but in order to prove that his dumplings were not poisonous, he still explained to Alex, after hearing that the dumplings floated to eat, he regretted it, and the relationship was messed up for a long time What I ate with the pain of diarrhea all day turned out to be undercooked dumplings.

A farce ended here, but after the two supported each other and walked towards the toilet, what remained were the laughing team members and Heike who had a headache.

The absence of the two at the same time immediately made Heike feel overwhelmed, and the weakness of Jena's lack of foundation was immediately exposed. Jena's first team and second team had only five guards in total.

Alex, Voji, Damir, Luo Bao, Luo Yu, although Luo Bao and Luo Yu surprised him last time, but because the games at the beginning of the season are very important, he still dare not let them go Participating in the league or cup, just let Ralph organize some friendly games for them to adapt first.

But now both Alex and Woji can't play, and Damir can only replace one person to play, and the other vacancy must be filled by Luo Bao or Luo Yu.

Heike suddenly became entangled, this was completely out of his plan, and now is not a good time for them to play.

(End of this chapter)