God-level goalkeeper

Chapter 203

Let's not talk about St. Pauli in the German second division. Which one of Fürth and Frankfurt is not more expensive than your Jena.

Comparing money to people... nothing compares to Jena.

Could it be that someone can brag?

Heike's words immediately made Jena the focus of the entire Bundesliga football.

"Heike's Madness"

"Mr. Weber, did you wake up at that time?"

"Jena won the championship, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year"

"The Bundesliga champion is not equal to the Bundesliga champion, Heike, keep a low profile"

"Mouth King!Heiko Weber! "

For a while, newspapers published Haike's declarations, and even Ye Xin's gestures were ignored. A newly promoted polo team announced in front of everyone that they would be promoted again, which is a once-in-a-century event.

It's just that all the news reports are basically satirizing Heike's overreach, and only a few small media are supporting Heike, such as Jena Daily, the eternal ally of the Jena team.

The daily newspaper compared Haike's declaration with the facts. After a little bit of stripping, they actually produced a set of data showing the gap between dreams and reality. All kinds of dizzying professional data analysis and various indexes are stewed in one go. , The final result is that the possibility of Jena winning is 17%.

17%, although I don't know how to get it out, but this value is not a low value, but after the 4% probability added by Ye Xin was dug out, the Jena Daily suddenly became a joke.

While the media laughed at Heike, they also picked up the probability of the Jena Daily and started writing articles.

However, the traditional media newspapers did not have any bright articles this time. Instead, a joke became popular on the Internet.

"When I saw the number 17.00% point four, I was deeply shocked. I thought that the rigor and precision of science appeared in the city of Jena. Of course, this is also possible. After all, their 'glass' made It's still good"

"It's just that when I saw Ye Xin's personal attributes increased by 15%, do you know what happened? The spaghetti I ate flew out of my nostrils"

"Yes, you heard me right. I performed a wonderful drama in which the excretory organs are reversed. Do you know what my friends call me now? Head-and-back man!"

"I'm angry, I've never hated a team or a player so much, you guys made me a joke, but you guys are not much better"

"17.00% point four, Ye Xin's personal growth rate is 15.00%, this is the funniest joke, seventeen point four, maybe Jena should have this nickname, what a rigorous set of numbers, it sounds much better than my head and buttocks no, isn't it?"

Toufuren and [-] suddenly became the hot search list, and the incident that was only circulated in the second division of the Bundesliga suddenly spread in Germany.

Some people have even started to make animations specifically to show the "laughing fruit" of spaghetti flying out of the nostrils, and every issue of that animation will have the number [-], plus a villain with the number [-] on its head At the end, it was full of laughter.

Whether you like football or not, you will laugh after watching these animated specials, and of course laugh at the number [-] by the way.

The whole of Germany is a sea of ​​joy. For the Germans who usually like to engage in black humor, this kind of nonsense and funny is very fresh. It's a god-like vocabulary.

Just a name alone makes people want to laugh, and the animation of the noodles flying from the nostrils is even more enjoyable, plus the two sets of numbers that come out pitifully at the end and the villain who is struggling to stand below, I have to say this is A successful entertainment hype.

And Dynamo Dresden, who had always been at odds with Jena, jumped out again, and they would not let go of the opportunity to step on Jena. Due to Jena's outstanding performance in the first two games, Ralph Ross also You can't find a good opportunity to talk, and now is the best opportunity.

If the sky is not taken, the blame is on the contrary.

"I don't know what happened to Heike. Although our opponent has been for many years, of course it was a long time ago. Now he leads Jena back to the second division. To be honest, I admire him as an opponent, but this time Heike is obviously crazy about it.”

"Champion of Bundesliga Bundesliga? Huh..."

"Of course Dynamo Dresden also has this desire, but we will never be so outspoken. Dynamo Dresden's stable relegation position in the Bundesliga relies on accumulation year after year, and One step at a time"

"However, this may also be Heike's hype. After all, he used Bremen's Thomas Schaaf to promote his team. It is said that many small towns around Jena are now watching it. Got the game"

"Oh, of course they are cities with less than 10 people"

"I heard that they are all fans of that Chinese, so I estimate that the figure of 15.00% is calculated based on the proportion of fans. In Jena, [-] of the [-] people are his fans."

"As for the remaining [-]% in [-], the [-]% is the sum of the number of fans of Nils and other people's fans?"

"Interesting scientific statistics, congratulations to Jena for successfully entering the digital age"

Ralph Rose's venomous tongue was no worse than that Internet joke, and it had a very obvious effect on Jena's attack. Immediately, some team coaches who had a good relationship with Dresden Dynamo also came out to support him. .

"Although Heike Weber led Jena out of the third division, I feel like a clown because of his rampant virtue." - Bochum head coach Andre Bergmann
"[-], where did the courage come from in Jena? Maybe the old saying is true, those who don't know are not afraid" - Cottbus coach Uwe Lapoud.

"Hey, Heike, wake up, this is the Bundesliga Bundesliga, not the Bundesliga C" - Freiburg head coach Markus Gröhasse.

And now that the head coach has stood up, their players can't bear the loneliness one after another, half to please their own head coach and half to hit Jena.

"The number 30 is very powerful, but it is not a problem for me. No matter how fast a person can pass the shot? The shot blocked by the goalkeeper is just not strong enough." Papis, the main striker of Freiburg, immediately jumped out to defend himself. The head coach chimed in.

And the players of Cottbus were not to be outdone, and Martin Finning, Klukas, and Brzenska immediately began to mock the newly promoted Jena team.

For a while, the players also began to express themselves, and began to declare how they would do to Jena, and what to do to that goalkeeper.

(End of this chapter)