Konoha's Immorality

Chapter 87 Poop, what kind of feeling is it?
Konoha, the mission center.

Hinata Yueqing came here as usual, and took on a B-level mission that required going out to the village.

The war is over, and Konoha has now entered a period of stable development, making up for the wounds caused by the war.

Some small-scale frictions at the border will naturally be handled by someone.There is no need for Hinata Yueqing to interfere with such a thankless matter, he has already made his name in the war.

Accepting the mission is just because of the necessary indicators for the ninja. Similarly, the mission that needs to go out of the village can better allow him to perform some deployments.

The 20 days passed quickly, and the two countries, the Land of Water and the Land of Fire, continued to test on a small scale as before. The armistice agreement that was supposed to be signed was also suspended due to a series of actions by the Land of Water.

Hinata Yueqing held a handful of blood-stained kunai, and looked at the fifteen corpses in front of him without changing his expression.

Today, he has experienced the baptism of war, and Uchiha Madara's full guidance in the illusion space.For this B-level task, there is no pressure anymore.

chirp...

Birds were chirping in the sky, Ri Xiangyueqing beckoned, and a messenger eagle swooped down from the sky.It fell steadily on Ri Xiangyueqing's shoulders.

After taking down the letter, Hyuga Yueqing twitched his mouth slightly after reading it: "The time has finally come..."

……

"Absolutely."

Using a unique method, Hyuga Yueqing summoned a Baijue clone, held his right hand empty, and threw to the latter a pair of three-curved jade writing sharing eyes.

"I understand."

After Bai Jue took the eyes, he put them in his own eyes, the white fluid rolled, and Bai Jue's whole body began to attach to Hyuga Yueqing's body.

But for a moment, Hinata Yueqing followed Bai Ze's disguise, and his body suddenly rose, and what appeared in front of him was the appearance of Uchiha Madara when he was an adult.

With a wave of his hand, he took out the exclusive sickle of the Uchiha clan from the treasure chest, and Hyuga Yueqing's entire body was accompanied by knot seals, and his body turned into smoke.

……

"how do you feel?"

"how do you feel?"

Obito opened his right eye and saw two Baijue standing in front of his window.

The left-handed Bai Jue's entire body presents a spiral shape of stool, only the hollow shell of his right eye is exposed.

Bai Jue with his right hand has only the left half of his body, and the right half is incomplete and covered with various spikes.

Obito knew that the cells on his right side came from this Baijue.In other words, he was saved by this person.If it can be called human.

Hearing the two Bai Jue's questions, Obito propped himself up and leaned his back against the head of the bed: "Do you still need to ask? Of course it feels terrible!"

"How long has it been since I came here? It feels like a long time..."

"It's been 25 days, don't worry, you won't be charged rent." Bai Jue on the right replied indifferently.

"We who were born in golems don't need to eat. There is no meal fee, and we don't need to go to the toilet, because we don't need a tuba at all." A Fei opened his hands, full of naughtiness.

"Even so, don't compare me with you guys." Uchiha Obito's voice was a little helpless.

"I'm only half full of this weird, inexplicable stuff."

After speaking, Uchiha Obito touched the bandaged right shoulder.

"Thanks to him, you can survive without eating or drinking. I think you should thank him instead." The slightly normal Baijue clone reminded Uchiha Obito.

Ah Fei hugged his shoulders and nodded again and again: "Really, we don't want to be confused with you. Yours is an artificial body without emotions, and we are artificial humans with emotions! And we can understand jokes better than you!"

A Fei made a funny poss: "The vocabulary is richer, and the brain is better than yours! Although I can't get a tuba..."

"It's so noisy!" Obito Uchiha roared angrily, "Then why are you talking about being more advanced than me?"

The two whites looked at each other.

"us……"

"It's..."

"Watching you!"

"You guys are all in unison! What a displeasure!"

"The reason why we are here to help you recover is because Master Madara asked us to help you recover to a state where you can fulfill your promise before he comes back."

"Cut." Uchiha Obito turned his head disdainfully: "Let two puppet dolls who can only play tricks watch me, but I don't know where to go to have a good time. Really."

"I must escape from here, find Rin and Kakashi, and return to my companions!" Obito clenched his left fist tightly, his gaze firm.

"Where can I get out?"

"You can't get out, there is no exit." Ah Fei playfully stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of his face.

"After Madara-sama ordered us to move you here, he sealed the exit with a rock."

"Hey! Isn't it?! The door is actually blocked!" Uchiha Obito followed another reminder from Bai Ze, and immediately saw the closed door.Strictly without the slightest gap.

"By the way, you kept barking endlessly in your dream. Could it be that you want to go outside to pick up bells?" Bai Jue's avatar opened his right hand, complaining disdainfully. "There are idiots, idiots, idiots in the middle..."

"Oh, by the way, you also said the idiot Kakashi, right?" Ah Fei suddenly remembered.

"Yes, yes, occasionally."

"What is stupid Kakashi?"

"Who knows? Why don't you ask him directly." Bai Jue's avatar pointed to Obito who was already blushing on the bed.

Did I also say this?Obito Uchiha, whose ugliness was discovered by others, was sweating, very embarrassed, silently watching the two Baizai whispering as if no one else was there.

"Hey, can I ask a question?" A Fei and Bai Jue turned to look at Obito after chatting.

"Huh?" Obito responded.

"That is to say, what does it feel like to go to the tuba? You can demonstrate."

With a wave of his left hand, Obito immediately became angry: "Didn't you mean the problem of the idiot Kakashi? How entangled are you two with pooping!"

"What? As for what? Getting so angry." Bai Jue on the right looked helpless: "Then I'll ask you about Lin and the idiot Kakashi later."

Uchiha Obito pointed his left hand at A Fei who was standing on the left: "Especially you on the left, you are circled and circled, you can't poop, you look like poop. You are very annoying!"

A Fei cooperatively extended a thumbs down to Obito, indicating that he also looked down on Obito Uchiha.

"Speaking of which, where have all the other white guys gone?"

"Um, go outside to collect information."

"What?!" Uchiha Obito sat up in surprise, leaning forward: "Can you go out?"

"Because we can move in the soil." Bai Jue's avatar replied as a matter of course.

"You two? Is this how you monitor?"

Hinata Yueqing pressed Uchiha Madara's face and spoke Uchiha Madara's tone.Appearing behind this Bai Jue in an instant, he kicked this brainless Bai Jue out.

"Master Madara! You're back!" A Fei had no brains, ignored his companion being kicked away, rushed forward by himself, and hugged 'Uchiha Madara''s thigh.

A black line suddenly appeared on Hyuga Yueqing's face, and he kicked up, making Ah Fei follow closely behind.

"Remember, don't tell others about your information in the future, not to anyone, except me."

"Yes, Madara-sama." Bai Jue replied with a bow.

"You! What do you want to do by locking me here?!" Obito saw this 'Uchiha Madara' whom he hadn't seen for a long time, pointed at him with his index finger, and roared.

"I didn't imprison you, you can go out anytime you want."

"Damn! You sealed the door, how should I get out!"

Hinata Yueqing waved his hand and said impatiently: "I came back this time just to pass on a piece of information. Kakashi Hatake and Rin Harano were sent by the Third Hokage to the battlefield of the Land of Water."

"what?"

Just as Uchiha Obito was about to ask a question, he saw Uchiha Madara's hand seals turned into smoke and disappeared instantly.

This time Uchiha Obito saw it clearly!This is a space ninjutsu that can move positions instantly!
"Damn it!" Uchiha Obito hammered the bed sheet with his left hand.

Kakashi, you promised me that I would protect Lin, right?

Don't let anything happen...

(End of this chapter)