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Chapter 81 Calls from beef mince and stick hammer

"Crack clack clack clack clack clack clack."

As if he heard the calls from the beef paste and the hammer, Bao Zhengzheng, who had been in the dark for an unknown amount of time, finally opened his eyes that had stared at other people, other beasts, and other animals. .

Then, what came into his eyes was a calf dripping with sweat, with white and black things on his body.

This calf is as high as Bao Zhengzheng's knee, and with a round belly, it is holding a pair of short, round things with its two hooves, and is constantly beating a large piece of meat on the table. Mud, that's where the 'slapping' sound came from.

The smell of spiced meat permeated the whole room for a while, and Bao Zhengzheng couldn't help taking a big breath, and immediately felt a sense of relief all over his body, and his stomach growled.

"Prickly ash, pentagon, cinnamon, anise aroma." He unconsciously mentioned the ingredients contained in the aroma.

As soon as Niu Dauzi heard the sound, he stopped what he was doing and slowly turned his head, blinking at Bao Zhengzheng with his two round eyes.

"Experts, try it? These are hand-made beef balls handed down from three generations of my cow's ancestors." A very mature voice came from the mouth of this cute-looking calf.

Compared with making complaints about a calf making beef balls, Bao Zhengzheng wanted to know where he was.

"Excuse me. Where am I?"

Just as he was about to stand up, he felt a splitting headache. He raised his hand and pinched his temples gently.

Niu Duzi came to Bao Zhengjing's side with slightly silly moves, and said, "This is Laojun's territory, the Tushita Palace. The place where you are lying now is called Daqing Hall."

Bao Zhengzheng was startled when he heard this. Tushita Palace, Daqing Palace, Laojun, wouldn't that be
"Is it the Supreme Lord who is as anxious as the law?" Bao Zhengzheng asked hurriedly.

"It's the Taishang Laojun who is as anxious as a law, and my cow is Laojun's most proud crotch pet - Qingniu." Niu Duzi introduced himself proudly with a big bull nose.

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Bao Zheng looked at this calf seriously. He was wearing a cockscomb head and a black and white cow jacket. His lower body was so bare. No matter how he looked at it, he could not be compared with the one in "Journey to the West". A group of heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals connected the king of the unicorn with weapons.

However, he noticed a golden circle on the calf's left horn.

Could this be the Vajra Cutting that can swallow even the Monkey King's big stick?

Is this calf really Taishang Laojun's mount?
How could I come to Taishang Laojun for no reason?
"Idiot, you just lost all your essence and blood, and your physical body was destroyed. It's not that you have amnesia, cut!"

At this time, the system appeared again and said a few words.

But after hearing what the system said, Bao Zhengzheng thought about it carefully. He remembered that he participated in the orientation activities and persisted until the last day. Then he remembered that he was seriously injured.

Why is there no injury at all?

Which doctor gave me the disease?How could he not remember at all.

But that's okay, memory is the root of pain, and it's a blessing for him not to remember.

"Hey, kid, my cow is talking to you, why don't you talk to my cow!"

An extremely disappointed voice came, and Bao Zhengzheng was woken up immediately, "It seems that the three souls and seven souls have not been assembled yet, resulting in a short-circuited brain function. There is nothing wrong with it, let my cow help you recruit the soul." .”

Immediately afterwards, Bao Zhengzheng saw the veins on Niu Dazi's two hooves suddenly bulging out, and then became as thick as a mallet, and fists as big as casserole fish were swung directly towards his head.

While swinging it back, he said: "The three souls and seven souls come back quickly, the three souls and seven souls come back quickly!"

Bao Zhengjing, who is as strong as the second level of refining Qi and Tongxuan, couldn't stand the beating of this calf, so his eyes rolled white, and then fell into endless darkness again
"Crack clack clack clack clack clack clack."

As if he heard the calls from the beef paste and the hammer, Bao Zhengzheng, who had been in the dark for an unknown amount of time, finally opened his eyes that had stared at other people, other beasts, and other animals. .

After opening his eyes, he saw that calf was making beef balls with his hands, while turning his head to stare at him, "Are you awake?"

"Yeah." Bao nodded seriously.

After waking up again, his head still hurt a little, no, it should be said that it hurt more than before.

Putting down the calf in hand, it came to Bao Zhengzheng's side again and said, "The operation was a success."

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Bao Zheng was so tired that he didn't want to talk.

System: "Ask me, is it a sterilization operation?"

Of course Bao Zhengzheng wouldn't ask, but he didn't want to stay here anymore, he wanted to leave.

Just as he was about to get up, he was pushed back by the two strong arms of the calf.

"Although the operation was successful, it does not mean that your three souls and seven souls are completely integrated with your current body. Therefore, Wu Niu thinks it is necessary to test it. This is a common sense question about your mortal world. Please Answer my cow truthfully:?"

Bao Zhengzheng never expected that a small calf could have such amazing strength.

He is a dignified second-level practitioner of Qi Refining and Tongxuan, but he can't struggle.

There was no other way, so he had to compromise and said, "Water, can you give me a glass of water first?"

Two seconds later, Baozheng sighed softly after drinking the water, and said, "You can ask."

"Please listen to the question, what is the name of the highest peak in your mortal world?"

"Mount Everest."

"What about the second peak?"

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"What about the third?"

"Kangchenjunga."

"What about No.14?"

"Shishapangma Peak."

Just when Bao Zhengzheng thought he had answered the question perfectly and could easily leave here, he heard a sound of breaking through the air, and then a fist as big as a casserole fish hit his head.

Then, Bao Zhengzheng once again fell into endless darkness.

No, why would you still be beaten if you got the answer right?

The calf cracked the hooves of the cow, and it explained it this way, "My cow summoned the wrong soul, and the information shows that this person is not that smart."

"Crack clack clack clack clack clack clack."

As if he heard the calls from the beef paste and the hammer, Bao Zhengzheng, who had been in the dark for an unknown amount of time, finally opened his eyes that had stared at other people, other beasts, and other animals. .

Then, what came into his eyes was a calf who was no longer making beef balls with his hands, staring at him.

Bao Zhengjing's eye sockets became moist all of a sudden.

This time, before he could open his mouth, he heard the calf ask him: "The geography problem is over. Next, I will talk about the chemical problems in the world. I saw the red and green bottles of liquid in my hand. Are you done? I poured them into these two well-proportioned flasks. Excuse me, why do foams come out from the flasks?"

"This is because the potassium iodide in the flask is added to the concentrated hydrogen peroxide, and then a redox reaction occurs, and a little strip washing liquid is added, and this kind of foam will appear. The formula is H2O2+2KI=2KOH+I2."

"Oh, my cow summoned the wrong soul again."

The calf once again raised its casserole fish-sized fist.

Bao Zhengzheng once again fell into endless darkness.
(End of this chapter)