Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 612

"Moreover, Writer Bao, let me tell you, we saw a little old lady who was very strong. You know, that little old lady has no legs."

The Akita dog boy Archie had a runny nose and tears, which wet the legs of his baggy trousers.

This incident made Bao Zhengzheng really want to kick this guy out.

But when he thought that the other party might be a descendant of Xiaotiangou, he dispelled this thoughtful thought.

"Oh, that's right, you're so awesome." Bao Zhengzheng said with an expressionless face, like a repeater.

He was already a little impatient with such 'information', but the Akita boy Archie who was holding his thigh didn't realize it at all. He was still talking about his experience, "If you don't have legs, you don't have legs." Yes, but the point is that the little old lady wore a pair of floral socks, which really killed me and my cousin."

"One more step late, just one more late step, that little old lady will drag me and my cousin away!"

Immediately afterwards, as if he was filming a movie, he fell on his knees and held his head in his hands, shouting with emotion and emotion: "The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying. The boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains. For the first time, my world view has shattered into pieces." Damn it."

Bao Zhengzheng's anger was already on the verge of exploding, but he held it back again and comforted the other person by saying, "Okay, okay, don't cry. Don't cry. Just be good."

Then, in an instant, he ruthlessly tore it away from his thigh again and again, throwing it away like chewing gum stuck to the sole of a shoe.

"You've just met one of them and you're so scared. I just chased away eleven of them by myself."

Bao Zhengzheng really didn't understand how the two brothers could be so timid, but they just saw an old 'filth' who was a little bit old.

If they are so timid, how can they be embarrassed to show up in future chapters?

However, Bao Zhengjing forgot that before he was exposed to the path of cultivating immortals, he had to turn on the lights in the whole room when he went to the toilet at night, so that the whole room was brightly lit before he dared to go.

"Eleven?" The Wang Wang brothers were startled by the number.

Eleven 'filth' can make up two tables of Mahjong and one table of Fighting the Landlords.

But, is it really that much?

Faced with the questioning faces of the two, Bao Zhengjing did not explain too much, but stated truthfully: "Well, one of them is a certain village head of the inner village of Dikeng Village, and he said he called it 'filth' I went to bring you out because I didn't want you to come into the village to make trouble and ruin the good things of their village."

"After you wait for the other two people to come back later, let's go down the mountain together. I will pay you the remaining 200 yuan in advance now. You don't need to wait for me to go back. I have to deal with the affairs of Dikeng Village alone. .”

With that said, Bao Zhengzheng was ready to take action with the young Tuye.

Without the deliberate obstruction of the 'filth', I believe that the exact location of those walking corpses will be found out soon.

"Cousin, my old man is in pain." Akita boy Archie touched the swollen bump on his head, as if he accidentally knocked on a stone buried under the melon seed shell when he was just thrown out by the bag.

Husky Li Locke ignored his cousin who asked for comfort, but curled his lips and asked Bao Zhengzheng: "Are you kidding me? If it's so dangerous here, why do you plan to enter the village?"

Bao Zhengzheng spread his hands and said, "I'm used to it."

Husky Li Luoke's heart moved, and a look of surprise appeared on his face, and he muttered: "Is this the awakening of a certain supernatural writer?"

Bao Zhengzheng, who was about to lift his foot and was about to act, suddenly recalled what the two of them had said before, and there seemed to be something wrong with him.

He couldn't help but stop because of his strong curiosity, turned around and asked the duo of Wang Wang brothers: "By the way, you just said that the little old lady you met over there was 'filthy', and she wanted you two Drag it away? Where is she dragging you?"

He remembered that the ancient old man 'filth' only said to lure other people away from Dikeng Village, but now this 'filth' seemed to mean hurting people.

But when I thought about it, this wasn't quite right. If the 'filth' really meant to hurt people, then the amulet he secretly placed in their wallets should have reacted immediately and defended themselves.

It seems that the two brothers and drivers did not tell the truth to themselves.

Bao Zheng said mercilessly that he was confused, "That 'filth' is crazy, why drag you two away, you two don't do anything while eating, and fight while doing something Shit, or do you two have other skills that haven't been shown yet?"

In this regard, the duo of Wang Wang brothers finally gave their conclusion after some discussions.

"It may be that the little old lady has been a widow for many years and wants us brothers to be her husband-in-law."

Regarding the conclusions given by the two of them, Bao Zhengjing's attitude was very clear "bah", and he reprimanded: "Don't you still have to show your face, how many catties and taels are you, don't you think you don't have a heart at all?" ?"

"You said that it is possible for her to ask you two brothers to sweep the grave, repair the grave, burn incense and make paper figurines."

Akita dog boy Archie scratched his head, and said with a little pride: "But what you said, writer Bao, I can't do it like my cousin!"

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Bao Zhengzheng gave the opponent a knight kick, and said angrily: "What are you so proud of!"

Blame these two guys for letting Bao Zhengzheng waste another 10 minutes in vain.

Today, there are still five or ten minutes left before the half an hour that the ancient old gentleman said "filth", which should be enough.

Archie, the young Akita dog who received a serious knight kick from Bao, actually got up from the ground as if nothing had happened, and then returned to the two of them, holding on to his cousin's clothes like a frightened baby. Then he said, "Cousin, let's leave this place quickly. I haven't even married yet!"

Before Bao Zhengzheng left, he couldn't help but interjected, "It sounds like someone here has married a wife."

Archie, the young Akita dog, nodded and said, "So, why is Brother Sing so difficult for Brother Sing?"

Husky Li Locke also felt that they should leave quickly, but Bao Zhengzheng said that they should wait for the other two people to come back before leaving together, which made him a little reluctant, but for the 200 yuan hire fee the other party mentioned, he just Wait until now.

"My cousin is a solo mother, and he has never even had a stroke, and he has no wet dreams a few times. If he just disappears like this, he will be looked down upon by other 'filth' below when he becomes a green-headed 'filth' in the future. .”

The underlying meaning of his words is to say that we are very scared, we don't want to wait, and if we are asked to wait, we will have to pay more.

As for Bao Zhengjing, he seemed to have understood the hidden meaning of the other party, and he sighed and said, "Oh, we are in the same boat."

"Could it be that you, writer Bao, are also mothers?" Akita boy Archie was taken aback, and looked up at Bao Zhengzheng, with a feeling of "a bosom friend in the sea, and the world is like a neighbor" spontaneously.

(End of this chapter)