Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 6 People laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others, I laugh, I laugh, I laugh smugly.

But seeing the Taoist hat on the top of Bao Zhengzheng's head, the two long small straps suddenly moved without wind, and the hat itself began to change, it began to twist, and it seemed that something was about to come out of the hat. It looked like it was stretched outwards.

Bao Zhengzheng was so shocked that he couldn't help shedding a few drops of cold sweat, but then, a familiar prelude to the knife game played, which made his legs go limp, and he slumped down on the wooden chair.

He never expected that this nine-uncle hat actually had its own BGM, and it also had 3D stereo surround sound.

But why is the BGM not the ghost bride of "Her eyes, her eyes, like stars shining", nor the moonlight of "The night is deeper and the moon is brighter, the moon is clear and bright", nor is it a song Xiaoxiangzi, but Is it a prelude to the Knife Club?It's really intriguing.

In this exciting song, Jiu Shumao also began to speak human language:
"500 years, 500 years, I've been autistic for 500 years, and now I'm finally waiting for someone to die, I'm so happy!!"

"Stop the music!"

The freshman who was blowing the suona was so frightened by Jiushu Mao that he quickly put away the suona.

After working on it for a long time, it turns out that the background music is man-made!

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone in this small square, Uncle Jiu continued to say: "Okay, come on, let me see what kind of people are coming out of this freshman class!" If you come to me to check your physique with such confidence, please don't let me down."

It is even very humane to rub hands with two small hat straps.

Then, it jerked violently and let out a second tone of "um", "huh" and "oh".

Bao Zhengzheng raised his eyebrows, "Well, may I ask, what should I call you?"

Uncle Jiu's little Shrek eyes narrowed, "Just call me brother."

"Brother Mao'er, you said three onomatopoeias in a row. Is my physique good or bad?"

Bao Zhengzheng's face showed a rare appearance of anxiety for the second time.

Finally, Brother Mao finished testing his physique, cleared his throat, and then organized his words.

"Oh, my dear brother, I have to say that your physique, tsk tsk, is really rare in thousands of years. I can see that you are very courageous, and you have a good heart. It's really rare, not bad, you have a strong desire to prove yourself to everyone present, it's very interesting, then, I'm here to tell everyone loudly, your physique, which is rare in thousands of years, is... "

"Yes???"

"Yes"

"Yes???"

Finally, under all the tension and anticipation, Brother Mao finally shouted with a volume of more than 40 decibels: "It's the Great Wilderness Combat Body"

"yeah!!"

Bao Zhengjing wept with joy, he himself did not expect that he would have such an awesome physique, the happiness came so suddenly that he had no time to accept it.

However, in the next moment, he heard Brother Maoer yell again: "He Taishang Immortal Physique"

"Wow!" At this moment, the surrounding freshmen and their friends were stunned.

They have dual physiques, and they are both super-cultivating immortal bodies that are rare in ten thousand years.

No wonder this person was chosen by the Ten Heavenly Immortals. It turns out that the hardware conditions are not good, and the internal conditions are not good!
It's not over yet, Brother Maoer continued to speak: "And the original demon body"

"Yo Sai!"

The three constitutions have never appeared in the world of immortality. They can be said to be the best among the best!

There were already quite a few freshmen girls around who started to pay attention to this little-known mortal. Seeing Bao Zhengzheng's appearance, her little face was already a little red.

Some male freshmen exclaimed: "This world of immortality will once again move towards a new world of reform and opening up because of a mortal!"

However, as soon as the male freshman finished expressing his exclamation, he heard another voice from Brother Maoer: "He Zhongzhou Wangti"

"Oh hoo!"

One body with four qualities can no longer be described as the best, it is simply a fairy!

The smile on Bao Zhengzheng's face has gradually become wilder.

He stood with his hands behind his back, glanced around with indifferent eyes, and said with a sneer, "Oh, immortal."

A sense of invincibility and emptiness above all immortals arises spontaneously.

Is being the protagonist this lonely?

He could already understand how lonely and helpless the male protagonists who appeared under his keyboard felt.

At this moment, he really felt a little empathy.

I really want to sing a song: how invincible is, how lonely, how invincible is, how empty.
"And the Body of the Demon God"

Brother Maoer continued to report on his physique, and Bao Zhengzheng felt that it was almost done. After all, people are afraid of being famous and fat, so it is better to keep a low profile.

"Brother Mao'er, that's it. Don't continue applying for anything else. If you continue talking, I'm afraid the freshmen in this class will be under a lot of pressure, and it will be difficult for me to make a few close friends here. "

However, Brother Mao didn't seem to hear it, and continued to speak loudly: "The salted fish that has no part in your body and the phoenix blood treasure body has no hope of turning over."

Meow meow meow?
All of a sudden, the entire small square became eerily quiet.

Bao Zhengzheng's expression froze, and he asked with an indescribable expression: "What did you just say? You said a lot about your physique earlier, but what does it mean that you don't have my share in the last sentence? You are playing with me!"

Brother Maoer snapped his fingers with his hat strap, "Isn't it obvious? I'm just kidding you, you idiot."

"Just a mortal, no, you are still a mortal. You also have two kidneys. You are weaker than a person who has cut off one kidney. Are you ashamed? When Nuwa created humans, she probably didn't use shit. I'll pinch you, except for making shit, I can't detect anything you did."

Faced with Brother Maoer's poisonous tongue, Bao Zhengzheng was not to be outdone, he could bear it or not, let me not get off the stage in public, no matter what kind of brother you are, you can do it right, "Yo oh, you are the hometown of Archimedes You are born, so good at fighting, let's drink tea together when you have time, I think you are very good at finding fault!"

Brother Maoer replied: "Stupid people have stupid blessings, but you don't have Shacha. If you just find a dog here, I can test its physique and blood. Only you, my test results are only One, you are suitable for farming in the mortal world, making dung and fertilizing.

Bao Zhengzheng directly threw an emoji: "The other party didn't want to talk to you, and threw a kitchen knife at you, urging you to reborn as soon as possible."

"You sand tea, I gave you a face, didn't I!"

"Fuck, you bastard, don't think I'm afraid to do it, try again."

"Just try it, I've never seen such a request like yours in my life, you sand tea!"

"It's against you, I am an imposing seven-foot man, and he was bullied by your hat, look at the trick!"

In this way, a strange war broke out.

All the people present also witnessed a human hat battle that they will never forget.
(End of this chapter)