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Chapter 554 You Don't Know Mathematics, Then You Really Can't
Chapter 554 You Don't Know Mathematics, Then You Really Can't
I just saw Su Xiaomei weeping for a while, and this idea came to me after feeling something.
Lin Xue was also amused by this weirdness, she shook her head and said: "Little brother, you little cunning who surprised and delighted me, tell old man Lin quickly, what happened to your method?" What's the matter? Is it really the magical function of this hairpin? "
"Hey, it's because of this hairpin. Don't worry, Mr. Lin. I'll explain it to you right now."
Yi Xing pulled out the hairpin on the top without any hassle. Who knew, his whole body was like a hollow shell that had been sucked out of air, and he fell to the ground as soon as his feet softened.
He really didn't know that pulling out this hairpin would have such a sequelae, if he had known about it, he wouldn't have pulled it out.
It's as dizzy as riding a roller coaster and trying a big pendulum again.
Disgusting to vomit.
His accident scared old man Lin and Xiaomei Su to death.
At this time, Young Master Mai and others were surrounding the giant mangosteen rat's corpse.
"Cousin, you don't really believe that wild boy's nonsense."
Luo Sanpao obviously didn't believe that the other party would tell them the secret so easily, and it was a joke to say that the truth was on the giant mangosteen rat.
You must know that this is a new method of removing the venom of cockscomb snakes. If it is reported to the Doctors Association of the Tang Dynasty and verified, it can bring some benefits to the family.
"I think he's probably fooling you. How can this giant mangosteen see anything?"
Because he knew how precious it was, Luo Sanpao didn't quite believe that the other party was telling the truth.
However, his cousin seemed to have completely believed the other party's nonsense.
At this time, the dog-legged Wu San was staring at the body of the giant mangosteen rat and shaking his head, his mouth babbling with regret on his face.
"It's a pity, it's a pity."
"What's the pity?" Wu Si beside him asked.
"It's a pity that the meat of this giant mangosteen rat is completely contaminated with snake venom that seals its throat when it sees blood. Otherwise, it can be carried back to Luofu and let the servants in the kitchen make some good dishes to go with wine."
This Wu San was actually still thinking about the meat of the giant mangosteen rat.
"Yes, yes, it's really a pity." Wu Si also raised his hand in agreement, but suddenly pointed to the giant mangosteen rat's buttocks and said, "Look, the whole mangosteen rat's butt is rotten. It's poisonous enough, it's not good to bite anywhere, but I want to bite its ass."
He does not mean that.
"Butt?" Mr. Mai's face froze.
"Cousin, what's wrong with you? Did you find something?" Luo Sanpao immediately asked:
Mr. Mai used a branch to pick up the carcass of the giant mangosteen rat. As expected, the buttocks of the giant mangosteen rat were severely rotten.
"I remember that the giant mangosteen was bitten on the neck. Why did the buttocks rot worse than the wound on the neck?"
Others compare the two, and it really looks like this.
"It's really like this. Hey, why are there so many stones here, and they are all so black and shiny, they are very delicate."
Luo Sanpao accidentally stepped on a stone, which made him feel uncomfortable.
He raised his foot and found that the surrounding of the giant mangosteen mouse was actually surrounded by such black stones, so he bent down and wanted to pick one up a little curiously.
"do not touch."
Young Master Mai noticed something was wrong and immediately stopped him.
"Ah? Oh, good cousin, I won't touch it, I won't touch it."
Luo Sanpao remained in a low posture.
Wu Si also noticed the pebbles in this place at this time.
The pebbles on the ground reminded him of a scene, and he immediately grabbed Wu San's arm beside him and kept shaking it.
"Wu San Wu San Wu San, do you remember, that person seems to have picked up a lot of stones and flicked them randomly, do you remember, do you remember?"
"I don't know, I don't know. Let go, or I'll beat you up if you don't." Wu San's arm almost dislocated Wu Si's arm.
He was really unlucky today, Wu Lala was beaten into a pig's head three, and now his arm is about to be dislocated, could it be that he is also guilty of Tai Sui?
Young Master Mai, who was awakened by Wu Si's words, turned to look at Yi Xing who was slumped on the ground, with a pimple on his brow.
Turning around, he looked down at the circle of small black stones and shook his head.
"Could it be that these black stones are impossible for that person, this is absolutely impossible, how could he do that trick."
"What's impossible, cousin, what kind of move are you talking about?"
Luo Sanpao was really puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, who didn't know what his cousin meant.
"He's using...luck to force poison." Young Master Mai said with interest.
"I use...luck to force poison." Yi Xing, who had regained his strength, returned with a wry smile.
The two spoke almost at the same time, looked at each other, and both smiled knowingly, the former sneered, the latter chuckled.
"Luck is poisonous. It's actually luck. Little brother, do you think you know how luck is poisonous?"
Old man Lin was shocked and exclaimed loudly.
Yi Xing nodded, wondering why Mr. Lin was so surprised. Isn't it just luck? It's very common in the martial arts world, isn't it?This is still a fantasy world, so there shouldn't be such a big reaction, right?
"This, this, this, this is the basic skill of ancient cultivation techniques that has been lost for a long time." Old Uncle Lin's beard trembled excitedly.
Yi Xing scratched the soles of his feet, thinking: I just forced the poison out of my fingers, why did I get involved in some ancient cultivation technique?
"Ancient cultivation techniques?" Su Xiaomei asked.
"Well, it is said that during the battle of the demon gods, many immortal and demon clan cultivation techniques were completely destroyed, and what remained were all incomplete. Over the years, many awakened A talented man with fairy bones and demon souls, because he wanted to break through the shackles, he practiced incomplete exercises, which eventually led to madness, and he regretted it for life."
"Being obsessed? Is it so serious?" Yi Xing chuckled, and the smile was obviously perfunctory.
"It's so serious, little brother, you already know how bad luck can be at such a young age. Why don't you secretly tell Mr. Lin, are you a young master from some big power?"
It's no wonder that Mr. Lin thinks so, because Yi Xing feels more and more mysterious to him.
At first, he had the excellent medical skills comparable to famous doctors, and now he was forced by the luck of practicing kung fu in ancient times.
Could this be a child from an ordinary family?That's why he asked about Yi Xing's identity.
Yi Xing stretched out his fingers and scratched his dimples, rolled his eyes, and began to make up nonsense in his mind.
"Here, old man Lin, I'm going to disappoint you. I'm just a trash picker, and I don't have a big background or influence."
Seeing that the other party obviously didn't believe it, he had no choice but to start his flickering performance.
"The luck you are talking about is poisonous. Actually, it was taught to me by a crazy old man." He decided to find a powerful master for the protagonist using the snake oil routine commonly used by the protagonists in fantasy novels.
"Crazy old man?" The two couldn't help being startled, and then looked at each other.
(End of this chapter)
I just saw Su Xiaomei weeping for a while, and this idea came to me after feeling something.
Lin Xue was also amused by this weirdness, she shook her head and said: "Little brother, you little cunning who surprised and delighted me, tell old man Lin quickly, what happened to your method?" What's the matter? Is it really the magical function of this hairpin? "
"Hey, it's because of this hairpin. Don't worry, Mr. Lin. I'll explain it to you right now."
Yi Xing pulled out the hairpin on the top without any hassle. Who knew, his whole body was like a hollow shell that had been sucked out of air, and he fell to the ground as soon as his feet softened.
He really didn't know that pulling out this hairpin would have such a sequelae, if he had known about it, he wouldn't have pulled it out.
It's as dizzy as riding a roller coaster and trying a big pendulum again.
Disgusting to vomit.
His accident scared old man Lin and Xiaomei Su to death.
At this time, Young Master Mai and others were surrounding the giant mangosteen rat's corpse.
"Cousin, you don't really believe that wild boy's nonsense."
Luo Sanpao obviously didn't believe that the other party would tell them the secret so easily, and it was a joke to say that the truth was on the giant mangosteen rat.
You must know that this is a new method of removing the venom of cockscomb snakes. If it is reported to the Doctors Association of the Tang Dynasty and verified, it can bring some benefits to the family.
"I think he's probably fooling you. How can this giant mangosteen see anything?"
Because he knew how precious it was, Luo Sanpao didn't quite believe that the other party was telling the truth.
However, his cousin seemed to have completely believed the other party's nonsense.
At this time, the dog-legged Wu San was staring at the body of the giant mangosteen rat and shaking his head, his mouth babbling with regret on his face.
"It's a pity, it's a pity."
"What's the pity?" Wu Si beside him asked.
"It's a pity that the meat of this giant mangosteen rat is completely contaminated with snake venom that seals its throat when it sees blood. Otherwise, it can be carried back to Luofu and let the servants in the kitchen make some good dishes to go with wine."
This Wu San was actually still thinking about the meat of the giant mangosteen rat.
"Yes, yes, it's really a pity." Wu Si also raised his hand in agreement, but suddenly pointed to the giant mangosteen rat's buttocks and said, "Look, the whole mangosteen rat's butt is rotten. It's poisonous enough, it's not good to bite anywhere, but I want to bite its ass."
He does not mean that.
"Butt?" Mr. Mai's face froze.
"Cousin, what's wrong with you? Did you find something?" Luo Sanpao immediately asked:
Mr. Mai used a branch to pick up the carcass of the giant mangosteen rat. As expected, the buttocks of the giant mangosteen rat were severely rotten.
"I remember that the giant mangosteen was bitten on the neck. Why did the buttocks rot worse than the wound on the neck?"
Others compare the two, and it really looks like this.
"It's really like this. Hey, why are there so many stones here, and they are all so black and shiny, they are very delicate."
Luo Sanpao accidentally stepped on a stone, which made him feel uncomfortable.
He raised his foot and found that the surrounding of the giant mangosteen mouse was actually surrounded by such black stones, so he bent down and wanted to pick one up a little curiously.
"do not touch."
Young Master Mai noticed something was wrong and immediately stopped him.
"Ah? Oh, good cousin, I won't touch it, I won't touch it."
Luo Sanpao remained in a low posture.
Wu Si also noticed the pebbles in this place at this time.
The pebbles on the ground reminded him of a scene, and he immediately grabbed Wu San's arm beside him and kept shaking it.
"Wu San Wu San Wu San, do you remember, that person seems to have picked up a lot of stones and flicked them randomly, do you remember, do you remember?"
"I don't know, I don't know. Let go, or I'll beat you up if you don't." Wu San's arm almost dislocated Wu Si's arm.
He was really unlucky today, Wu Lala was beaten into a pig's head three, and now his arm is about to be dislocated, could it be that he is also guilty of Tai Sui?
Young Master Mai, who was awakened by Wu Si's words, turned to look at Yi Xing who was slumped on the ground, with a pimple on his brow.
Turning around, he looked down at the circle of small black stones and shook his head.
"Could it be that these black stones are impossible for that person, this is absolutely impossible, how could he do that trick."
"What's impossible, cousin, what kind of move are you talking about?"
Luo Sanpao was really puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, who didn't know what his cousin meant.
"He's using...luck to force poison." Young Master Mai said with interest.
"I use...luck to force poison." Yi Xing, who had regained his strength, returned with a wry smile.
The two spoke almost at the same time, looked at each other, and both smiled knowingly, the former sneered, the latter chuckled.
"Luck is poisonous. It's actually luck. Little brother, do you think you know how luck is poisonous?"
Old man Lin was shocked and exclaimed loudly.
Yi Xing nodded, wondering why Mr. Lin was so surprised. Isn't it just luck? It's very common in the martial arts world, isn't it?This is still a fantasy world, so there shouldn't be such a big reaction, right?
"This, this, this, this is the basic skill of ancient cultivation techniques that has been lost for a long time." Old Uncle Lin's beard trembled excitedly.
Yi Xing scratched the soles of his feet, thinking: I just forced the poison out of my fingers, why did I get involved in some ancient cultivation technique?
"Ancient cultivation techniques?" Su Xiaomei asked.
"Well, it is said that during the battle of the demon gods, many immortal and demon clan cultivation techniques were completely destroyed, and what remained were all incomplete. Over the years, many awakened A talented man with fairy bones and demon souls, because he wanted to break through the shackles, he practiced incomplete exercises, which eventually led to madness, and he regretted it for life."
"Being obsessed? Is it so serious?" Yi Xing chuckled, and the smile was obviously perfunctory.
"It's so serious, little brother, you already know how bad luck can be at such a young age. Why don't you secretly tell Mr. Lin, are you a young master from some big power?"
It's no wonder that Mr. Lin thinks so, because Yi Xing feels more and more mysterious to him.
At first, he had the excellent medical skills comparable to famous doctors, and now he was forced by the luck of practicing kung fu in ancient times.
Could this be a child from an ordinary family?That's why he asked about Yi Xing's identity.
Yi Xing stretched out his fingers and scratched his dimples, rolled his eyes, and began to make up nonsense in his mind.
"Here, old man Lin, I'm going to disappoint you. I'm just a trash picker, and I don't have a big background or influence."
Seeing that the other party obviously didn't believe it, he had no choice but to start his flickering performance.
"The luck you are talking about is poisonous. Actually, it was taught to me by a crazy old man." He decided to find a powerful master for the protagonist using the snake oil routine commonly used by the protagonists in fantasy novels.
"Crazy old man?" The two couldn't help being startled, and then looked at each other.
(End of this chapter)
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