Seriously, cultivate a fairy
Chapter 526 Where is the most unbearable place for you to be bitten by mosquitoes?
Chapter 526 Where is the most unbearable place for you to be bitten by mosquitoes?
"Forehead"
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, didn't even know that he had offended the other party in that place.
Feeling a little wronged in his heart, he slowly turned his head and looked at Bao Zhengzheng with a pitiful expression that he thought was aggrieved, trying to get a word or two of comfort from the other party.
However, all that was waiting was Baozheng's butt crit, and a jio kicked him away from the curly-haired aunt.
"I call you Lan, I really don't know how to speak, you."
Bao Zhengzheng then changed his expression to a sunny expression, and spoke fluent Mandarin to the curly-haired aunt: "Sister, what's going on here, please tell me about it to my brother."
When the other party called her sister, the curly-haired aunt's anger disappeared a lot.
"Oh, brother, let me tell you, this is not a girl from the Li family who lives in that villa. She wants to jump off the building for some reason."
As the saying goes, don't hit someone with a smiling face, and Bao Zhengzheng himself is quite approachable, so the curly-haired aunt started talking to Bao Zhengzheng.
"Huh? Jump off the building?" Bao Zhengzheng pretended to be surprised, but in fact he had already guessed it.
According to the usual plot of domestic horror movies, girls jumping off a building, cutting their pulse in the bathtub, or hanging themselves in a red dress, etc., are really not new incidents at all.
The curly-haired aunt is also a widowed old man, and the children in the family are not often at home. Now that a young man who is about the same age as her child is looking for her to talk to, she is naturally happy to chat with him more.
"Yes, yes, I heard that after returning from the tour, I suddenly ran to the roof of the building, but her parents were so anxious that they cried. They should be negotiating with the police on the roof right now."
Hearing what the curly-haired aunt said, Ah Fa, a young man from the Chen family, looked up at the roof of the villa, and sure enough, he saw a girl standing on the roof with her back to the outside of the building.
"Really, there is a person standing on it."
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, saw the breeze blowing from above, blowing the girl's skirt, and couldn't help joking: "Hey, my sister is wearing safety pants to prevent it from happening."
Bao Zhengzheng frowned, rubbed his elbows against the other party, and scolded in a low voice: "Brother Fa, let's accumulate some morals, there is a god in the air."
"Well, I think the tallest villa here is only three stories high. Now that the police are here, there should be nothing wrong."
After being scolded by Bao Zhengjing, Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, also felt that he had said something wrong.
On such an occasion, to say such things is simply indebted to Hai K.
So, he just wanted to change the subject, but he didn't know why, he always said a lot of mistakes tonight.
No, I said the wrong thing again.
"What nonsense are you talking about, you street kid? It's impossible for this nice person to fall from any floor and not be able to do anything at all. You just expect people to jump, don't you? You really need a lesson!"
The curly-haired aunt slapped Chen's boy Ah Fa on the dog's head with her palm like a lesson to her ignorant children.
If it wasn't for Bao Zhengjing to ask questions immediately, I'm afraid the boy of the Chen family, Ah Fa, would have been slapped again.
"Sister, is this family surnamed Li, and the girl's name is Sanpang?"
Bao Zhengjing had to confirm again and again whether this villa was Li Sanpang who came back from a trip with Chen's second brother's legitimate loli sister.
Although all the signs indicated that it was her, it still had to be confirmed again.
Hearing the name Li Sanpang, the curly-haired aunt looked puzzled, then shook her head and said, "I don't think so, I remember their girl's name is Li Meiyan."
When Bao Zhengjing heard Li Meiyan's three words, he couldn't help but recall the middle-aged Cheng Deshan in "Please Answer 1988" in his mind.
Who gave San Pang the courage to change his name to Li Meiyan?
A person with such a face changed his name to Lee Mi-yeon, even if he went to Korea for plastic surgery, he wouldn't have the chance to have such a face.
"You said this girl from the Li family is really weird. Why can't she think about jumping off a building after returning from a trip?"
The curly-haired aunt seemed to be quite familiar with Li Sanpang's family. Although she came to watch the fun, it was not difficult to see worry on her face.
Bao Zhengjing also looked up at the woman standing on the top of the building, and muttered in a low voice, "Maybe it's involuntary."
Who knows, this muttering was heard by the curly-haired aunt beside her.
"Huh? What do you mean being involuntary, young man?"
The curly-haired aunt stared suspiciously at Bao Zheng.
She happened to be watching "White Night Chase" recently, so she was examining incidents like this with a criminal investigation attitude.
The serious words he just said had successfully aroused her strong interest.
The curly-haired aunt's eyes are very scary, like a wolf staring at its prey.
I just heard her ask: "Are you saying that someone forced her to jump off the building?"
Bao Zhengjing was stared at by the curly-haired aunt, and he couldn't choose what to say: "I don't know if it's a person, but I don't think she wanted to jump off the building."
After hearing Bao Zhengzheng's answer, the curly-haired aunt looked at Bao Zhengzheng as if she were a fool, and then looked at Afa, the boy from the Chen family.
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, thought in his heart that I have provoked someone, why are you looking at me like a fool?
"You are a young man, no matter how you speak, you are so out of tune."
As he said that, he raised his hand and stroked Bao Zhengzheng's hair with some pity, and said, "How can you be so smart at a young age. You just said that people don't know, can't you be a 'filth' if you are not a human being?"
"Well, sister, you are right."
Bao Zhengzheng couldn't help giving a thumbs up to the curly-haired aunt.
Unexpectedly, this curly-haired aunt is also so feudal and superstitious, and she really lives up to her curly hair.
System: "What is the relationship between the two?"
Bao Zhengjing: "It doesn't matter at all, you can go back, the latest chapter doesn't need you yet."
System: "Hey, you bastard."
On the other side, after hearing Bao Zhengzheng's words, the curly-haired aunt was very surprised, blinked her eyes and said, "Huh? Is your brain really broken?!"
Bao Zhengzheng: "."
How do you understand it to mean this?
Do people with brain problems admit that they have problems with their brains?
Please don't misinterpret my meaning, okay? !
Bao Zhengzheng quickly explained: "What I mean is that this was not done by humans, but by 'filth'."
As he said that, he raised his hand and pointed to Li Mei. Li Sanpang who was standing on the top of the building, and said seriously: "There should be 'filth' attached to Sanpang's body. Look, look at that San Pang standing on the balcony, her body"
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, looked at Li Sanpang who was standing on the top of the building, with the corners of his mouth upturned crazily, and then said wretchedly: "She has a good figure, this Sanpang, she was still a little chubby when she was in junior high school. It seems that the fitness weight loss is successful, tsk tsk tsk, this curve"
(End of this chapter)
"Forehead"
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, didn't even know that he had offended the other party in that place.
Feeling a little wronged in his heart, he slowly turned his head and looked at Bao Zhengzheng with a pitiful expression that he thought was aggrieved, trying to get a word or two of comfort from the other party.
However, all that was waiting was Baozheng's butt crit, and a jio kicked him away from the curly-haired aunt.
"I call you Lan, I really don't know how to speak, you."
Bao Zhengzheng then changed his expression to a sunny expression, and spoke fluent Mandarin to the curly-haired aunt: "Sister, what's going on here, please tell me about it to my brother."
When the other party called her sister, the curly-haired aunt's anger disappeared a lot.
"Oh, brother, let me tell you, this is not a girl from the Li family who lives in that villa. She wants to jump off the building for some reason."
As the saying goes, don't hit someone with a smiling face, and Bao Zhengzheng himself is quite approachable, so the curly-haired aunt started talking to Bao Zhengzheng.
"Huh? Jump off the building?" Bao Zhengzheng pretended to be surprised, but in fact he had already guessed it.
According to the usual plot of domestic horror movies, girls jumping off a building, cutting their pulse in the bathtub, or hanging themselves in a red dress, etc., are really not new incidents at all.
The curly-haired aunt is also a widowed old man, and the children in the family are not often at home. Now that a young man who is about the same age as her child is looking for her to talk to, she is naturally happy to chat with him more.
"Yes, yes, I heard that after returning from the tour, I suddenly ran to the roof of the building, but her parents were so anxious that they cried. They should be negotiating with the police on the roof right now."
Hearing what the curly-haired aunt said, Ah Fa, a young man from the Chen family, looked up at the roof of the villa, and sure enough, he saw a girl standing on the roof with her back to the outside of the building.
"Really, there is a person standing on it."
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, saw the breeze blowing from above, blowing the girl's skirt, and couldn't help joking: "Hey, my sister is wearing safety pants to prevent it from happening."
Bao Zhengzheng frowned, rubbed his elbows against the other party, and scolded in a low voice: "Brother Fa, let's accumulate some morals, there is a god in the air."
"Well, I think the tallest villa here is only three stories high. Now that the police are here, there should be nothing wrong."
After being scolded by Bao Zhengjing, Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, also felt that he had said something wrong.
On such an occasion, to say such things is simply indebted to Hai K.
So, he just wanted to change the subject, but he didn't know why, he always said a lot of mistakes tonight.
No, I said the wrong thing again.
"What nonsense are you talking about, you street kid? It's impossible for this nice person to fall from any floor and not be able to do anything at all. You just expect people to jump, don't you? You really need a lesson!"
The curly-haired aunt slapped Chen's boy Ah Fa on the dog's head with her palm like a lesson to her ignorant children.
If it wasn't for Bao Zhengjing to ask questions immediately, I'm afraid the boy of the Chen family, Ah Fa, would have been slapped again.
"Sister, is this family surnamed Li, and the girl's name is Sanpang?"
Bao Zhengjing had to confirm again and again whether this villa was Li Sanpang who came back from a trip with Chen's second brother's legitimate loli sister.
Although all the signs indicated that it was her, it still had to be confirmed again.
Hearing the name Li Sanpang, the curly-haired aunt looked puzzled, then shook her head and said, "I don't think so, I remember their girl's name is Li Meiyan."
When Bao Zhengjing heard Li Meiyan's three words, he couldn't help but recall the middle-aged Cheng Deshan in "Please Answer 1988" in his mind.
Who gave San Pang the courage to change his name to Li Meiyan?
A person with such a face changed his name to Lee Mi-yeon, even if he went to Korea for plastic surgery, he wouldn't have the chance to have such a face.
"You said this girl from the Li family is really weird. Why can't she think about jumping off a building after returning from a trip?"
The curly-haired aunt seemed to be quite familiar with Li Sanpang's family. Although she came to watch the fun, it was not difficult to see worry on her face.
Bao Zhengjing also looked up at the woman standing on the top of the building, and muttered in a low voice, "Maybe it's involuntary."
Who knows, this muttering was heard by the curly-haired aunt beside her.
"Huh? What do you mean being involuntary, young man?"
The curly-haired aunt stared suspiciously at Bao Zheng.
She happened to be watching "White Night Chase" recently, so she was examining incidents like this with a criminal investigation attitude.
The serious words he just said had successfully aroused her strong interest.
The curly-haired aunt's eyes are very scary, like a wolf staring at its prey.
I just heard her ask: "Are you saying that someone forced her to jump off the building?"
Bao Zhengjing was stared at by the curly-haired aunt, and he couldn't choose what to say: "I don't know if it's a person, but I don't think she wanted to jump off the building."
After hearing Bao Zhengzheng's answer, the curly-haired aunt looked at Bao Zhengzheng as if she were a fool, and then looked at Afa, the boy from the Chen family.
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, thought in his heart that I have provoked someone, why are you looking at me like a fool?
"You are a young man, no matter how you speak, you are so out of tune."
As he said that, he raised his hand and stroked Bao Zhengzheng's hair with some pity, and said, "How can you be so smart at a young age. You just said that people don't know, can't you be a 'filth' if you are not a human being?"
"Well, sister, you are right."
Bao Zhengzheng couldn't help giving a thumbs up to the curly-haired aunt.
Unexpectedly, this curly-haired aunt is also so feudal and superstitious, and she really lives up to her curly hair.
System: "What is the relationship between the two?"
Bao Zhengjing: "It doesn't matter at all, you can go back, the latest chapter doesn't need you yet."
System: "Hey, you bastard."
On the other side, after hearing Bao Zhengzheng's words, the curly-haired aunt was very surprised, blinked her eyes and said, "Huh? Is your brain really broken?!"
Bao Zhengzheng: "."
How do you understand it to mean this?
Do people with brain problems admit that they have problems with their brains?
Please don't misinterpret my meaning, okay? !
Bao Zhengzheng quickly explained: "What I mean is that this was not done by humans, but by 'filth'."
As he said that, he raised his hand and pointed to Li Mei. Li Sanpang who was standing on the top of the building, and said seriously: "There should be 'filth' attached to Sanpang's body. Look, look at that San Pang standing on the balcony, her body"
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family, looked at Li Sanpang who was standing on the top of the building, with the corners of his mouth upturned crazily, and then said wretchedly: "She has a good figure, this Sanpang, she was still a little chubby when she was in junior high school. It seems that the fitness weight loss is successful, tsk tsk tsk, this curve"
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
One Punch Man: Madara Attacks
Chapter 87 7 hours ago -
Marvel: I have the Reality Stone!
Chapter 189 7 hours ago -
I, the second dimension has developed to be invincible
Chapter 69 7 hours ago -
Digimon: Order
Chapter 191 7 hours ago -
Tomb Raider: From the Dragon Ridge Cave
Chapter 193 7 hours ago -
Special effects god-level teacher
Chapter 97 7 hours ago -
Three Kingdoms: Never keep a low profile, Cao Anmin, the suicidal lunatic
Chapter 171 7 hours ago -
Start signing in at Mihua Specialty Street
Chapter 200 7 hours ago -
Live broadcast of famous scenes, the Grand Line is in chaos
Chapter 150 7 hours ago -
I have a knight museum in the Wind City
Chapter 74 7 hours ago