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Chapter 448 I finally know why some people never change their profile pictures

Chapter 448 I finally know why some people never change their profile pictures
"Kang Shaifu, take the others out of the basement and wait for me outside. It's really too dangerous here."

Seeing Di Lingling who had unbuttoned four buttons at this moment, Bao Zhengzheng raised his hand to wipe off the water stains from the corner of his mouth, and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely rescue Di Lingling safely. It depends on how I deal with these monsters." she."

Kang Shaifu and the special forces team raised their eyebrows, but did not immediately follow Bao Zhengzheng's instructions to leave the basement.

They always feel that if they really leave now, they will miss some good show in the future.

Seeing that they were still standing foolishly, Bao Zhengjing immediately became anxious, and hurriedly urged: "What are you doing standing there? It won't help me if you continue to stay here. Maybe after I rescued Di Lingling, the monster turned around." I will take control of one of you."

Immediately, Bao Zhengzheng turned his head and looked at Di Lingling, who had already unbuttoned six buttons. The sight that caught his eye made him couldn't help but raise his hand and cover his mouth, trying to block the next 'flying down three thousand feet'. He said inarticulately: "The thing I hate the most in my life is female sex. If you have the ability, you can do it all and see how I deal with you!"

He already knew the monster's next plan like the back of his hand.

Are you finally going to use a beauty trick on yourself? !
Damn, what's the deal with looking forward to it?

However, Kang Sunfu and the others felt that this picture and dialogue seemed to be seen in some movie.

In the end, under Bao Zhengzheng's repeated urging, Kang Shaifu still took the overall situation into consideration and left the basement with three people from the special operations force, waiting outside for Bao Zhengzheng's triumphant return.

In the basement, only Bao Zhengzheng and Di Lingling, who was possessed by a monster, were left.

At this moment, Di Lingling had unbuttoned all the buttons on her body.

Although Bao Zhengjing has gone to heaven and cultivated as an immortal, he has not yet cultivated to the point where his mind is as still as water.

In addition, I have been single for several years, and my spiritual and physical needs are also increasing day by day, otherwise I wouldn't go to Pu after the first time I went down to earth.

Now that he finally encountered the temptation of beauty for the second time in his life, he had to grit his teeth, tighten his belt and say no to her!
Bao Zhengzheng made up his mind to stick to himself.

He put his hands on his waist and looked like he was "straight and strong". He shouted sternly at Di Lingling, who was approaching step by step: "Save it, it's useless, I'm not interested in women."

"Oh, women, you know how to seduce men with your body. Now I feel disgusted when I see women, and I don't even have a j*!"

"I really don't understand the current monsters, what is Man*zi thinking?"

At this moment, Di Lingling, who was possessed by a monster, only had the Obsidian Saint Seiya two-piece suit left on her body.

Facing such beautiful scenery on such a beautiful day, Bao Zhengjing raised his head and let out a long sigh of "what a day".

I can only keep reminding myself in words not to be impulsive, not to be reckless, and not to be corrupted by the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism.

Always remember what is in your heart! !

At this moment, he began to miss the time when he was a child.

At that time, he didn't have the sex needs he has now, he didn't think about sex, he didn't need to think about anything, he just thought about whether today's cartoons are good or not.

System: "[Grandpa Gourd Baby: Son, you have been bewitched by a goblin. I am your grandpa.jpg]"

Bao Zhengzheng: "."

What is the system causing trouble at this time? !

Bao Zhengjing was also helpless now, the monster possessed Di Lingling's body, and none of the magic spells he possessed had any effect on the monster, so it could be said that he was very passive.

No, I have to find a way to fuck him!
Bao Zhengzheng held up the frying pan, but facing Di Lingling, who was wearing a two-piece obsidian saint suit, he knew that if he beat the frying pan, Di Lingling would probably lie in bed for a month.

After thinking about it, he could only send a distress signal to the system.

Bao Zhengzheng: "Lightning, lightning."

System: "I'm not tall, my body is still young, I'm not smart, and my shit is not too small!"

Bao Zhengzheng: "System dad, do you know of any way to get the possessed monster out of the opponent's body?"

System: "Why are you typing this? Isn't it good now? With this opportunity, you can justifiably sleep with this girl. Afterwards, you can feel aggrieved and turn around and cry, 'I was insulted by you in this way. You Be responsible to me in the future', what a good long Cantonese plot, anyway, if it was me, I would definitely not do it."

Bao Zhengzheng: "In the eyes of the system, do you think that I, the host, am the kind of person who is 'unwanted and treasonous'?"

System: "Hmm."

Bao Zhengzheng: "Listen, are these human words? I, Bao Zhengzheng, am an upright person, clean and self-respecting, self-conscious and self-disciplined, do not squint my eyes, and sit calmly in my arms."

System: "Don't you have a little B number in your heart?"

Bao Zhengzheng: "In the final analysis, how can we save people?"

System: "You forgot that you still have a mission, right? You should remember what the plot is like in the end."

After being reminded by the system, Bao Zhengzheng suddenly remembered this matter.

Yes, I still have special tasks for the system, and I must follow the original plot in the magic sky barrier.

At the end of the plot, it seems that the person being possessed is the male protagonist, that is to say, the person who was supposed to be possessed was himself, but turned out to be Di Lingling.

Is this all a butterfly effect caused by him changing the plot?
Then, to get the plot back to its original track, you should allow the monster to possess you.

However, wouldn't it be more dangerous to do so?

Bao Zhengzheng went to the system interface to ask the system with some worry, "System father, if that monster possesses me, will my life be in danger? I found out about your existence, father of the system, will it also endanger your safety?"

System: "Where's all this nonsense? Hurry up and let that monster possess you, and I'll get a sweeping robot to clean the floor."

Bao Zhengzheng: "."

Now that the system has said so, it proves that Bao Zheng will not be in any danger after being possessed by a monster.

At this time, the possessed Di Lingling had come to Bao Zhengjing.

This lonely man and widowed woman, with the cooperation of Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts, gradually got closer to each other.

At the critical moment when the screen was about to be mosaic, Bao Zhengzheng threw away the pan in his hand, and then said in Di Lingling's ear: "As long as I can save Di Lingling, I am willing to exchange my soul for it." , one life is worth one life.”

Unexpectedly, after Bao Zhengjing finished saying this, the monster possessing Di Lingling's body was startled, and then he was overjoyed.

He originally thought that he would have to waste a lot of effort in the future, but he didn't expect that the other party would take the initiative to let go of his guard and open the door of his body to welcome him in.

However, the monster did not believe what Bao Zhengzheng said so easily. Instead, he tentatively put his hand on the other person's forehead and gently injected a trace of demonic energy into it until he found that Bao Zhengzheng really had no intention of resisting. The monster still didn't enter directly, but continued to carefully increase the amount of magic energy injected bit by bit.

(End of this chapter)

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