Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 443 It allows tractors to feel the urban atmosphere of Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou without leaving the village
In Bao Zhengjing's heart at this moment, there is really a saying, "Go and invite the Tathagata Buddha." I don't know if I should say it or not.

Yang 1 and Yang 2 have confirmed that the method of "slipping feet" before is completely unacceptable, so he has to use other methods to distinguish which of the two is the real Di Ling Ling, which one is that damn cunning monster again.

"Brother Bao, what are you doing, let the two take off their shoes and run to find the monster!"

Kang Shaifu didn't know about Bao Zhengzheng's magic method of identifying monsters by slipping his feet. Bao Zhengzheng didn't blame him. He simply shook his hand and explained: "It's useless. That method can only be used once on the same monster. It is disposable and is useless after use.”

He didn't dare to honestly tell the truth about the "Slippery Foot Distinguishing Demon Dafa", so he could only use such lame excuses to prevaricate.

But, these people really believed in these words, secretly thinking it was a pity.

Di Lingling, who was transformed into a monster, was secretly happy in her heart.

He didn't mention how empty he was just now, he wasn't worried that he would be recognized again, but he really didn't want to run a small marathon in a human posture, that would be too tortured.

"Brother Bao, don't you have any other way to identify monsters?"

Kang Shaifu asked eagerly.

It has been a long time since they were trapped in this magic sky enchantment. If they continue to stay here, maybe even Bao Zhengzheng, a strong supporter, will be like them in the end, reduced to using any mana. The oil bottle that came up.

Bao Zhengzheng touched his smooth chin, then leaned close to No. 1 Di Lingling and sniffed it, and then came to No. 2 Di Lingling and sniffed it, then squinted his eyes solemnly and said: "It's difficult. Both of them smell of the same brand of perfume, so I won't be able to smell the unique body odor on Di Lingling's body."

As soon as he finished speaking, Di Lingling No. 1 and Di Lingling jumped to the left and right of Bao Zhengzheng very cooperatively. Then the two people in the opposite direction actually used the same force at the same time, punching towards Bao Zhengzheng. The bag is coming at a fast speed.

Danger! !This is... the long-lost, peerless Thunder Plow Hot Knife!

Then, after being punched with equal strength by two people with the same appearance from opposite directions, Bao Zhengzheng performed a 360-degree free fall without underwear on the ice and snow.

Bao Zhengzheng, with a bruised nose and swollen face, hugged Kang Sunfu's thigh on the spot, and said, "If I die, I will leave the rest to you. You must find a way."

He just said the last sentence just now, and he was almost beaten to death by these two Di Linglings on the spot. If he continues to try one method after another, he may not be able to get out of this demonic knot alive. boundary.

If it wasn't for the fact that Di Lingling couldn't cast spells all over her body now, and the monsters couldn't casually reveal their magic power in order to disguise their identities, I'm afraid that the trick of the two of them working together at this moment would have been the lore. The package is serious.

This monster is really cunning, it can actually detect Di Lingling's emotional and physical changes instantly and react accordingly.

It’s really getting harder and harder to deal with!
Di Lingling No. 1 clapped her hands, then gave a thumbs up to Di Lingling No. 2 beside her, and said, "Don't waste time, quickly kill this monster next to me, so we can go out."

Di Lingling No. 2 laughed contemptuously, and said, "Okay, but when you kill me, you must also kill this real monster, otherwise my death will be worthless."

Then, the two quarreled again.

Kang Shaifu quickly stopped the two of them, and then showed a tangled look.

On his side, there is no way to tell who is the real Di Lingling, although the two are in constant contact and have often been in and out recently to complete tasks.

However, when it comes to understanding Di Lingling, I am afraid that he is not as good as Bao Zhengjing, a newcomer who came from behind.

Kang Sunfu was helpless, and the three members of the special forces were even more helpless.

Knowing that the longer the time dragged on, the more beneficial it would be for the monsters, but Kang Sunfu and the others couldn't think of any way even if they exhausted their brains.

Could it be that the only way left is to kill two people together?
"How about letting them fit together?"

Finally recovering from his injuries, Bao Zhengzheng, whose cheeks on the left and right sides were no longer red and swollen, stood up and said to the helpless four people, "I know there is a strange set of gymnastics that can make two people fit together temporarily."

While talking, he performed it for everyone, but this set of gymnastics is so familiar no matter how you look at it.

"I said that, this gymnastics is not the seven."

Before Kang Shanfu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Di Lingling No. 1, "I refuse, why do I have to fuse with a monster, you just go up and kill her and it's over, why do you want to do this It's pointless, troublesome and childish."

Indeed, weren't they trying to figure out who was the real Di Lingling and who was the fake? Why did they want to merge together?

Why is the brain of this strong supporter who came to rescue them full of weird and bad ideas?

Seeing that his proposal was unanimously rejected, Bao Zhengzheng shrugged and said, "Then let them fight. Whoever wins will be the monkey, oh no, it's Di Lingling."

He didn't shut up all of a sudden just now, and said everything he thought in his heart.

This method was suggested by Zhu Bajie to Tang Seng when he was trying to identify the real and fake Monkey King.

Everyone: "Amount"

Di Lingling No. 1 clenched her fists, feeling the urge to attack Bao Zhengjing again.

But when he saw that Bao Zhengzheng's face was still a little red and swollen, he forcibly held back the resentment.

Di Lingling No. 1 suddenly felt a little sour for some reason.

why?
Why can't I recognize her until now? Is it really so difficult to recognize her?
Could it be that you, Baozheng, only pay attention to the same appearance all the time, but don't notice the signal that is always sending to the other party in the depths of her soul?
I had an intimate contact with her just now, but now I don't call her at all!

Oh, man, bah!

Unable to help, Di Lingling No. 1 really "ha-vomited" toward Bao Zhengjing.

"Fuck, if you don't want to be a monkey, just say it, there's no need for personal attacks, right?"

Bao Zhengjing held the pan in his hand, looked at Di Lingling No. 1 and said, "If you continue to humiliate me like this, it will deepen my doubts about your identity."

But he paused again, then changed his words and said, "No, I have already begun to seriously suspect that you are that monster."

Di Lingling stomped her feet in anger, it was really uncomfortable to be suspected and wronged by the closest relatives around her.

For a moment, all the grievances rushed to my heart, and they turned into teardrops and fell to the ground.

Suddenly, I heard Kang Sunfu yelling ecstatically: "This is fake, this is fake!"

Kang Shaifu pointed directly at Di Lingling No. 1, who was sobbing, and shouted to everyone: "Di Lingling told me that their Di family has ancestral teachings that women of the Di family are not allowed to shed a tear for a man, so this Di Lingling Ling Ling is definitely fake!"

(End of this chapter)