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Chapter 435 Be good, touch your head and hug you
Chapter 435 Be good, touch your head and hug you
In the end, Bao Zhengzheng decided to give it a go.
In the original plot, the little son transformed by the monster just randomly made stabbing gestures on the protagonist's face, but he didn't really want to kill him.
The purpose is to make the movie last half an hour longer. In fact, Bao Zhengzheng is quite disdainful of this horror movie of Bangziguo, because there are many bugs in it.
For example, since the appearance of monsters, it began to make the mistakes that often appear in all illogical ghost movies, that is, just sit and wait to die.
The family obviously could choose to leave the house, but they refused to leave.
Under the current situation, Bao Zhengzheng can also understand that Kang Shaifu and Di Lingling have been trapped in the sky and earth realm and cannot escape.
But, the next eldest daughter, Ayu, somehow has to go to the warehouse to get the cross. Obviously, the protagonist has warned before that the most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy, and to stay together no matter what the situation is, but the eldest daughter If you are disobedient, you will end up reduced to a bunch of scum in the fireplace.
And the IQ of the protagonist is also anxious, he clearly knows that the monster will transform into anyone, but this family seems to be unaware, and they have not raised their vigilance. For example, the family set some secret codes to let The monster was revealed.
The protagonist, who shoulders a heavy responsibility, can leave his powerless family behind to pick up Ma Zai. Such absurd plots really made Bao Zhengjing choose not to watch after watching Xiaoxia's commentary only once.
It's just that I didn't expect that I don't need to watch it now, but I acted it out by myself.
Unknowingly, Bao Zhengzheng heard a slight sound of footsteps approaching the sofa little by little.
Come, come, the monster that transformed into the youngest son, Xiao Ming, is here.
Nervous! Nervous!
Bao Zhengjing tightly closed his eyes, feeling an inexplicable panic in his heart.
He was so afraid that the monster would not follow the original plot this time.
If this kind of thing really happened, then I would have no chance to shout 'click, start again'.
If it doesn't work, pick up the pan and fight with it.
For the next plot at most, just pay more attention in the car.
Just when Bao Zhengzheng was about to pick up the frying pan and shoot the monster with a 40-meter broadsword flying in front of him, the system suddenly appeared.
System: "I advise you not to use it indiscriminately. This is the three chances to change the plot that I have won for you with great difficulty."
Bao Zhengzheng stopped, and asked suspiciously: "What do you mean by getting it for me with great difficulty? Didn't you personally set up this special task? Since you don't want to embarrass me, then let me completely open the authority."
It is believed that Bao Zhengzheng was not the only one who could achieve such a feat.
This is human nature.
System: "Hehe, if it can be materialized, I will definitely perform a karate backspin on your cheeky face right now!"
When Bao Zhengjing heard what the system said, he was already anxious in his heart, and suddenly his temper came up, "Hey, I also do karate and backspin kicks, I tell you, don't say it, this karate is quite useful, last time When I fight with someone, when I go up, I just do a 360-degree spin and kick from the side, do you know what happened next in that scene?"
System: "I know, your ligament is strained, and you blackmailed that person [-] yuan."
"emmmmm"
Bao Zhengzheng was speechless for a moment.
Xin said how did the system know about this scandal?
Indeed, it was precisely because of this that I won the first pot of gold in life.
At that time, the disgraceful self who earned [-] yuan a month and ate instant noodles for a living was completely hidden in the shadow of life.
For a moment, recalling the past, Bao Zhengzheng couldn't help feeling a little bit embarrassed.
In just a short while, the monster outside had finished gesticulating, and then obediently rolled back into his bathroom.
It was only now that Bao Zhengjing realized that the thrilling scene had finally passed. When he was chatting with the system, could it be said that the system suddenly appeared for the sake of
Impossible, impossible, his family's system will never do such a thing of accumulating virtue, absolutely not!
Bao Zhengjing quickly opened his eyes, looking at his youngest son, Xiao Ming, who had already returned from urinating in the bathroom and continued to sleep.
Immediately, he raised his head and looked in the direction of the bathroom, thinking that in such a short time to pee, the monster must come out and brag about himself a few times, do you think you are flirting or not?
You said that if this place is a single apartment, it would be Mr. Zeng's apartment with a clear view. I am afraid that this monster has no place to show its supernatural powers. At most, it can only transform in the toilet. Do you think it is difficult?
I don't know if this scares people, anyway, the smell on my body is definitely not small.
Just like that, it was the next morning.
Bao Zhengzheng followed the original plot, he pretended to take out his mobile phone and dialed the number outside, but found that he couldn't get through at all.
But, just when he was about to put away his phone, someone dialed in.
As soon as I got through, I found that it was Ma Zai's call.
Good guy, in order to make the plot coherent, he actually came to the door by himself.
He really has never seen such a trick to get off work in such a hurry to get a lunch box.
What a group of unprofessional tricks, don't you know how hard it was for Yin Tianchou to leave an extra picture in front of the camera.
Forget it, it's important to get down to business.
Bao Zhengjing responded casually, then went back to prepare, and set off to meet the next round of monster attacks.
In other words, he really didn't want to be the protagonist who went out without IQ, but the system mission insisted on him doing so.
In desperation, Bao Zhengjing had no choice but to go back to the small building, call out the surveillance video at home like the original plot, and let Kang Sunfu and Di Lingling take a look at what happened last night.
When Kang Sunfu and Di Lingling saw the video, their youngest son, Xiao Ming, was holding a 40-meter-long knife and swiping back and forth on Baozheng's front door, which was sleeping, and they broke out in a cold sweat on the spot.
The youngest son, Xiao Ming, said that he didn't know it at all. He only remembered that he got up in the middle of the night to pee.
Bao Zhengjing explained one thing to everyone, that is, there are dirty things in this room, and they can transform into the appearance of people around them at will. When they go out to rescue soldiers by themselves, they must be careful not to let the dirty things Blinded by something.
"That dirty thing knows how to confuse people. He may turn into any of you after I leave, even including me, in order to let us kill each other."
Bao Zhengjing specially emphasized the words 'killing each other', in order to remind everyone to be careful of the monster returning in his own appearance.
However, when he saw the confused face on the other side, he knew that all his painstaking efforts would be for nothing.
He sighed helplessly and was about to go out, but he suddenly noticed that there was a different expression on the face of one of the five stunned faces.
Immediately, Bao Zhengzheng's face couldn't help but brighten up.
(End of this chapter)
In the end, Bao Zhengzheng decided to give it a go.
In the original plot, the little son transformed by the monster just randomly made stabbing gestures on the protagonist's face, but he didn't really want to kill him.
The purpose is to make the movie last half an hour longer. In fact, Bao Zhengzheng is quite disdainful of this horror movie of Bangziguo, because there are many bugs in it.
For example, since the appearance of monsters, it began to make the mistakes that often appear in all illogical ghost movies, that is, just sit and wait to die.
The family obviously could choose to leave the house, but they refused to leave.
Under the current situation, Bao Zhengzheng can also understand that Kang Shaifu and Di Lingling have been trapped in the sky and earth realm and cannot escape.
But, the next eldest daughter, Ayu, somehow has to go to the warehouse to get the cross. Obviously, the protagonist has warned before that the most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy, and to stay together no matter what the situation is, but the eldest daughter If you are disobedient, you will end up reduced to a bunch of scum in the fireplace.
And the IQ of the protagonist is also anxious, he clearly knows that the monster will transform into anyone, but this family seems to be unaware, and they have not raised their vigilance. For example, the family set some secret codes to let The monster was revealed.
The protagonist, who shoulders a heavy responsibility, can leave his powerless family behind to pick up Ma Zai. Such absurd plots really made Bao Zhengjing choose not to watch after watching Xiaoxia's commentary only once.
It's just that I didn't expect that I don't need to watch it now, but I acted it out by myself.
Unknowingly, Bao Zhengzheng heard a slight sound of footsteps approaching the sofa little by little.
Come, come, the monster that transformed into the youngest son, Xiao Ming, is here.
Nervous! Nervous!
Bao Zhengjing tightly closed his eyes, feeling an inexplicable panic in his heart.
He was so afraid that the monster would not follow the original plot this time.
If this kind of thing really happened, then I would have no chance to shout 'click, start again'.
If it doesn't work, pick up the pan and fight with it.
For the next plot at most, just pay more attention in the car.
Just when Bao Zhengzheng was about to pick up the frying pan and shoot the monster with a 40-meter broadsword flying in front of him, the system suddenly appeared.
System: "I advise you not to use it indiscriminately. This is the three chances to change the plot that I have won for you with great difficulty."
Bao Zhengzheng stopped, and asked suspiciously: "What do you mean by getting it for me with great difficulty? Didn't you personally set up this special task? Since you don't want to embarrass me, then let me completely open the authority."
It is believed that Bao Zhengzheng was not the only one who could achieve such a feat.
This is human nature.
System: "Hehe, if it can be materialized, I will definitely perform a karate backspin on your cheeky face right now!"
When Bao Zhengjing heard what the system said, he was already anxious in his heart, and suddenly his temper came up, "Hey, I also do karate and backspin kicks, I tell you, don't say it, this karate is quite useful, last time When I fight with someone, when I go up, I just do a 360-degree spin and kick from the side, do you know what happened next in that scene?"
System: "I know, your ligament is strained, and you blackmailed that person [-] yuan."
"emmmmm"
Bao Zhengzheng was speechless for a moment.
Xin said how did the system know about this scandal?
Indeed, it was precisely because of this that I won the first pot of gold in life.
At that time, the disgraceful self who earned [-] yuan a month and ate instant noodles for a living was completely hidden in the shadow of life.
For a moment, recalling the past, Bao Zhengzheng couldn't help feeling a little bit embarrassed.
In just a short while, the monster outside had finished gesticulating, and then obediently rolled back into his bathroom.
It was only now that Bao Zhengjing realized that the thrilling scene had finally passed. When he was chatting with the system, could it be said that the system suddenly appeared for the sake of
Impossible, impossible, his family's system will never do such a thing of accumulating virtue, absolutely not!
Bao Zhengjing quickly opened his eyes, looking at his youngest son, Xiao Ming, who had already returned from urinating in the bathroom and continued to sleep.
Immediately, he raised his head and looked in the direction of the bathroom, thinking that in such a short time to pee, the monster must come out and brag about himself a few times, do you think you are flirting or not?
You said that if this place is a single apartment, it would be Mr. Zeng's apartment with a clear view. I am afraid that this monster has no place to show its supernatural powers. At most, it can only transform in the toilet. Do you think it is difficult?
I don't know if this scares people, anyway, the smell on my body is definitely not small.
Just like that, it was the next morning.
Bao Zhengzheng followed the original plot, he pretended to take out his mobile phone and dialed the number outside, but found that he couldn't get through at all.
But, just when he was about to put away his phone, someone dialed in.
As soon as I got through, I found that it was Ma Zai's call.
Good guy, in order to make the plot coherent, he actually came to the door by himself.
He really has never seen such a trick to get off work in such a hurry to get a lunch box.
What a group of unprofessional tricks, don't you know how hard it was for Yin Tianchou to leave an extra picture in front of the camera.
Forget it, it's important to get down to business.
Bao Zhengjing responded casually, then went back to prepare, and set off to meet the next round of monster attacks.
In other words, he really didn't want to be the protagonist who went out without IQ, but the system mission insisted on him doing so.
In desperation, Bao Zhengjing had no choice but to go back to the small building, call out the surveillance video at home like the original plot, and let Kang Sunfu and Di Lingling take a look at what happened last night.
When Kang Sunfu and Di Lingling saw the video, their youngest son, Xiao Ming, was holding a 40-meter-long knife and swiping back and forth on Baozheng's front door, which was sleeping, and they broke out in a cold sweat on the spot.
The youngest son, Xiao Ming, said that he didn't know it at all. He only remembered that he got up in the middle of the night to pee.
Bao Zhengjing explained one thing to everyone, that is, there are dirty things in this room, and they can transform into the appearance of people around them at will. When they go out to rescue soldiers by themselves, they must be careful not to let the dirty things Blinded by something.
"That dirty thing knows how to confuse people. He may turn into any of you after I leave, even including me, in order to let us kill each other."
Bao Zhengjing specially emphasized the words 'killing each other', in order to remind everyone to be careful of the monster returning in his own appearance.
However, when he saw the confused face on the other side, he knew that all his painstaking efforts would be for nothing.
He sighed helplessly and was about to go out, but he suddenly noticed that there was a different expression on the face of one of the five stunned faces.
Immediately, Bao Zhengzheng's face couldn't help but brighten up.
(End of this chapter)
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