Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 40 No matter what kind of leader, it takes a long time to talk like this

Before the official start of the welcome activity, there was a very grand opening ceremony. The head teachers of the four classes of Tiandi Xuanhuang this year were counting and registering the heads of the students in their classes. This was to get to know the students after the activity Several people died.

Is this the so-called world of cultivating immortals?

It was too realistic, too cruel.

Bao Zheng's head teacher, Lu Sujianxian, was also present. He found that today's head teacher's outfit looked familiar, with three black beards floating on his chest, a high bun on his head, two swords on his back, and a fluttering white robe. appearance.

Lu Dongbin! !

That's right, when Bao Zhengjing was in college, he went to the local Lu Zu Temple, which was exactly the same as his current Lu Su Jianxian.

Could it be that there is no relationship between these two people?
I have to say that Lu Su's head teacher's attire immediately attracted the attention of many female students, even the senior sisters from the previous class were watching with affection, and the most terrible thing was that Bao Zhengjing was still in this pile of affectionate In his eyes, he found the aunt who was in charge of the cafeteria.

Because of Lu Su's relationship with the class teacher, their genius class immediately attracted countless attention, among which Gongsun Changwei, Zhan Xiaojiao, and Bao Zhengjing were the most eye-catching.

Gongsun Changwei mainly attracts female practitioners, among them are not only the female students in his own class, the female students in the next class, but also the hungry senior sisters from the previous class, and the hungry female teachers from the college.

The crowd Zhan Xiaojiao attracts is male practitioners, among them are not only the male students in his own class, the male students in the next class, and the senior brothers from the previous class, there will be no male teachers in the college. After all, the issue of teacher-student ethics is here. with.

Therefore, Zhan Xiaojiao's charm index is slightly inferior to Gongsun Changwei.

Let's not mention Bao Zhengjing for the time being. In terms of numbers alone, he has the advantage, but this group of people all have bad eyesight.

Bao Zhengzheng, who hadn't woken up from the depressed state of the special mission, was suddenly awakened by a loud voice.

"Hey, hey, audition, audition, OK, the audition is over, and now the number of students in each class has been counted, please let us be the most respected, the most strategic, the most predictable, the most respected, the most approachable, and the most forward-looking , the most thoughtful, the most brainstorming, the most caring for subordinates, the most calm, the most insightful Vice President Zhang Wei, here to give a valuable speech for the opening ceremony of the welcome event, come, applause welcome Vice President Zhang Wei Get on stage!"

"Papa papa!!" All the teachers and students of this year.

"Crack, clap, clap!!" All the teachers and students of the previous session said.

"Papa papa!!" The teacher who spoke on stage.

Bao Zhengjing only heard a little about this vice principal Zhang Wei. I heard, just heard that this vice principal is a celestial being whose strength is infinitely close to the golden fairy realm. Because the principal goes out all the year round and is not in the academy, Therefore, all the real power of this Xiuxian University is controlled by the vice president Zhang Wei.

There is also a gossip here. It is said that the vice principal Zhang Wei hopes to raise his position to the top, and is preparing for the abdication of the regular principal who has been dereliction of duty all the year round.

Looking at it this way, the vice principal Zhang Wei should be a big shot with wrists.

But, when Bao Zheng looked up at the host stage, he was startled.
What about people?

Why is there no one?
"Hello, everyone, I will briefly talk about this year's freshman orientation activities for a few days"

A voice sounded from above the crowd.

Everyone raised their heads in unison, and saw a person standing with his hands behind his back, standing firmly in mid-air. Surprisingly, there was no sword under the opponent's feet.

You must know that most practitioners must rely on external objects to fly, such as portable magical objects, mounts, and flying talismans. Those who can walk in the air without relying on external objects can only be used by practitioners in the realm of transformation. moves.

When everyone was shocked by the strength of the vice-principal, only Bao Zhengzheng noticed a key piece of information that was ignored by everyone.

The vice principal, how many days did he just say briefly?Am I hearing it wrong or is this person wrong?
Are we all going to stand here all the time, and then listen to the vice-principal above give a speech without repetition for days and nights?
Bao Zhengzheng looked at the vice-principal staying in the sky, saw his two thick, black and long eyebrows, and those two thick, black and long mustaches, and immediately there were three characters in his mind Flashed: Stalin, the 'steel father', Mario the plumber, who was 'always on the way to save the princess', Brother Xun, who said everything.

The vice-principal really lived up to Zhou Shuren's appearance. The opening and closing of his lips instantly shocked the hearts of the teachers and students present.

Although the voice of the speech was not very loud, every word he said could directly penetrate the physical body of everyone, and reach the soul and even the spiritual aspect.

These methods should be the teacher's words and heavenly teachings mentioned in a certain novel called "Tianli Library". The vice principal's words also contain a little bit of "Cultivation Basic Law". The Tao' is in it, it's just what the words say, and it really deserves to be an immortal who is infinitely close to the cultivation base of the Golden Immortal.

Originally, Bao Zhengjing thought that the content of Zhang Wei's speech would be boring, and he was preparing to become one of the students who were about to fall asleep, but what he never expected was that what Zhang Wei said , It's really boring and tasteless, making people feel endless drowsiness.

However, strange things still happened. Many students, including Bao Zhengzheng, couldn't help yawning, but they found that no matter what, they couldn't open their mouths or close their eyes. It is the ability to sleep with eyes open on weekdays, but it doesn't help at this moment.

Because Vice President Zhang Wei's words came to his heart, and they were so loud that he couldn't sleep.

This is simply torture! !

Moreover, this kind of torture will continue for several days and nights, which is simply flogging corpses! !
Listen, listen to what the vice-principal is saying, he can't learn to be serious, anyway, it's like that kind of 'shock!Scientists have discovered that boiled water cannot be drunk directly, it needs to be left for a period of time to cool down before it does not burn the tongue', 'surprise!Every time you breathe for 60 seconds, you lose 1 minute of life', '26-year-old young woman was only 16 years old ten years ago', 'If a person is killed, he will die', such nonsensical and boring UC content.

It made people want to slap him straight away after hearing this. If it wasn't for his strength, he believed that the vice principal would have fallen into the sea of ​​students.

Bao Zhengjing was in a daze and drowsy, staring blankly at the face that resembled Brother Xun. He had a sense of sight as he was doing a Chinese reading comprehension problem.

This kind of feeling is that ordinary people say good night to you, you will feel that this good night is very common, but when the vice principal says good night to you, you will feel that the word "late" in this "good night" points out the time, which is very exciting. Reminiscent of the dark sky, which symbolizes the darkness of the society at that time, but under this black sky, people feel "an", which reflects from the side. Reflects. It reflects the numbness of people's thoughts in that era, yes, it is numbness .

In short, in Bao Zhengjing's mind, this vice principal Zhang Wei is already another legendary player after Chen Shanji, Zha Zhahui, Gu Xiaoxiao, and Shuai Leilei. characters.

(End of this chapter)