Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 393 Only by being infinitely close to death can one comprehend the true meaning of life
Wechat group of homosexuals who are familiar with Weishi.

[Chen's boy Ah Fa joins this group]

After Bao Zhengjing pulled the young boy from the Chen family back into the group, he had to do some superficial tricks to coax this poor little boy who was ignored.

Bao Zhengjing: "Come, come, let us warmly welcome our gay friend - Fa Ge makes his grand debut."

A Bin, a boy from the Chen family: "Papa papa [applause]!"

Tom Tao of Huang's family: "Papa papa [applause]!"

The ultimate blackness means teasing: "Papa papa pa [applause]!"

The third brother of the Wu family: "The real name is envious of you who have the opportunity to reconcile yin and yang."

Everyone: "."

In order to prevent the wind direction in the group from going elsewhere, Bao Zhengzheng hurriedly asked, "Okay, let's stop talking, Brother Fa, what's wrong with you?"

A Bin, a young man from the Chen family: "That's right, your parents are the model of loving couples we know. Why did they quarrel over something? They quarreled so badly that you ran away from home?"

The blackness to the extreme is just teasing: "Brother Fa, this is because you are wrong. Your parents are arguing and you are not there to persuade them. Don't let your father beat your mother again like last time."

It’s so dark that it’s funny: “The last time your dad looked bruised and swollen, I still have it in my QQ space photo album.”

Ah Fa, a young man from the Chen family: "[Cover face] Wait a minute, my thoughts are a little messy now, let me sort it out first, where should I start to talk about it is more appropriate."

In order to liven up the atmosphere in the group, Bao Zhengzheng jokingly typed a message and sent it.

Bao Zhengjing: "Anyway, as long as you don't tell us, your parents are arguing because the air conditioner in their room is broken."

Tom Tao of the Huang family: "What does this mean?"

A Bin, a boy from the Chen family: "That's right, arguing over a broken air conditioner is too ridiculous."

It seems that there are still people here who haven't read that joke.

Bao Zhengzheng thought so.

So, he began to explain to everyone in the group.

Bao Zhengzheng: "Haven't you seen this? It's an old joke. I used it in my last novel. It was about a couple whose air conditioner in their room broke, and then they pretended to have a quarrel and came over to take possession of their son. s room."

Tom Tao of Huang's family: "Oh, I've been taught."

Abin, the boy of the Chen family: "Is there still such an operation?"

It's extremely dark and funny: "Why do I think this plot looks familiar?"

The third brother of the Wu family: "@陈家少年阿FA If you dare to say that your parents quarreled because the air conditioner was broken, I swear I will beat you to death, it is cruel."

Then, there was silence and silence.

then
Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family: "Hey"

Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family: "Hey!!"

Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family: "Hey!!!!!!"

After three consecutive surprises, everyone realized something was wrong.

Bao Zhengjing: "Damn it, you won't be really hit by what I said, right?!!!"

If this is the case, then Xiaofa, the boy from the Chen family, really made a big joke this time.

The third brother of the Wu family: "There is still space in the back of my house, I'll go prepare the shovel!"

A Bin, a boy from the Chen family: "Don't say that brothers don't take care of you. I will write an elegiac couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write it, you will have more than one death, and if you write it, you will not regret it."

Tom Tao of Huang's family: "By the way, how many days do we usually eat this kind of white stuff here?"

Ah Fa, a young man from the Chen family, was in a hurry. He quickly explained to everyone in the group: "Uh, don't be like this, listen to me."

However, no one listened to his explanation.

Especially Bao Zheng, who felt that he had been deceived.

He sent out a simple sentence: "You quit the group."

Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family: "No, listen to my explanation, I"

It’s so black that it’s funny: "[Small video: Brother Tai, 'What am I, don't think about running away, don't think about leaving Thailand on a smuggling boat, and then go to Vietnam, Myanmar, Laos, Cambodia, don’t let me see you, let me see you, I’ll kill you in minutes!']”

Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family: "I am Ri Yanjing, can you all let me finish my speech!!"

In the face of the Chen family's young Ah Fa's outrage, no one will forgive him this time.

It's very immoral to treat people like monkeys like this.

Chen's second brother: "I'm hundreds of thousands a second, you keep playing me with an old joke?"

Brother Chen: "Second brother, don't be impulsive. Give him one last chance and let him continue to make it up. If he doesn't make it up well, we will go to his house tomorrow to kill him."

It seems that if he doesn't give an explanation this time, the little hair of the Chen family boy will really be wiped off.

After straightening out his thoughts, Xiaofa, the boy from the Chen family, continued to speak.

Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family: "The thing is, the air conditioner in my parents' room is indeed broken."

As soon as this remark came out, Bao Zhengjing sent out the edited information.

Bao Zhengjing: "Brother Fa died before he started his business. On that day, I will pick up my suona and play a Chopin Nocturne for you."

It's really "I don't know the meaning of Suona at first, but I'm already a person in the coffin when I hear it again"!

I really don't know that Bao Zhengzheng is so versatile that he even knows how to play the suona.

Then, the group didn't know who was taking the lead, and they began to confront couplets.

"As soon as people lie down and cloths cover, the whole village, young and old, waits for the food to be served."

"Walking, lifting, followed by a piece of white."

"Put it on hemp, wear it on filial piety, hold up the white flag and get up!"

"As soon as the song is played and the coffin is closed, relatives and friends bow down together."

"As soon as the coffin is lifted and the earth is buried, I'll be waiting for you on Huangquan Road."

"Once the fire burns, the ashes sweep away, and the first seven will come back."

"Have a drink, drink a bottle, go straight to the widow's camp when it gets dark."

"Once the monument is erected, the flowers bloom, and wild vegetables grow on the tomb every year."

In the end, there were still some people who were really sorry, so they ended the couplet.

It's so dark that it's funny: "I don't know if he is a good person, but everyone in the village must come and go with a happy mood when they go to his house for a meal."

At this moment, the boy from the Chen family, Xiaofa, who was in front of the phone screen, had already turned into a pig's liver.

However, he didn't get angry anymore, but sent a message out.

Ah Fa, a boy from the Chen family: "Have you guys had enough trouble? I'll continue talking!"

Ah Fa, a young man from the Chen family: "If that's the case, I wouldn't come to you to complain about my grievances, and just open a room for 200 yuan to solve my troubles."

Everyone was taken aback, thinking that there is still a follow-up to this matter?
So, Bao Zhengzheng edited a message and sent it.

Bao Zhengjing: "Brother Fa, go ahead and make it up."

Ah Fa, a young man from the Chen family: "Well, this matter, in fact, you are the main culprit, A Tao."

Tom Tao of the Huang family: "Meow meow meow?"

Being splashed with dirty water like this, Tom Tao of Huang's family became angry all of a sudden.

Tom Tao of the Huang family: "The air conditioner in your parents' room is broken, does it have anything to do with me?!"

Tom Tao of Huang's family: "You mean I broke the air conditioner? I'll go to your house, and it will take half an hour to get there on my beloved motorcycle."

Tom Tao of Huang's family: "Besides, if I go to your house as a guest, it is impossible to turn on the air conditioner in your parents' room, you are so crazy!!"

Now, it was the turn of the Huang family, Tom Tao, to lose his temper.

However, everyone suddenly became interested.

(End of this chapter)