Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 390 How Did You Know You Are Ugly?

Bao Zheng at this moment is like a different person.

Shallot Pancake and Di Lingling just felt that Bao Zhengzheng in front of their eyes had become very strange, not at all the seemingly unreliable and carefree Bao Zhengjing they knew, but in fact he was very trustworthy.

In fact, the package at this time is serious and has been managed by the system.

However, after being hit by the thunder, the system immediately absorbed all the thunder and transformed it into electrical energy in the system space.

After seeing the call from the room in the system space, the system ruthlessly abandoned Bao Zhengzheng's completely spoiled body.

At this moment, he no longer has the slightest spiritual power and strength to continue to support him, and his whole body feels numb due to the lightning, as if a nurse gave him a whole body paralysis.

This feeling of being slaughtered like meat on a chopping board is really familiar to Nima!

Let me ask you, isn't it the same as having a sword hanging over your head every day if you have a system that cheats the host so much?

No, even if I'm going to fall down, I still have to play for myself! !
This is the obsession that Bao Zhengzheng has supported until now.

Normally, in such a situation, the male protagonist will spend all his energy to finally save all mankind, and at the moment when he collapses from exhaustion, he will have an inspiring dialogue.

In the previous battle against the Demon God, Bao Zhengzheng perfectly missed an opportunity to pretend to beep.

This time, although not as heroic as last time, it was also extremely thrilling.

So, thinking up to this point, Bao Zhengjing gritted his teeth, and with the last of his strength, shouted a line of dialogue hoarsely: "I really seem to live another 500 years——!"

After he finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a "plop", foaming at the mouth, almost convulsing his whole body.

What was frightening was that the dull thunder continued to emanate from within the clouds, and the heartbeats of all the people on the scene were also speeding up, for fear that the thunder above was not over yet.

Even though all of them are practitioners, none of them can resist a thunderstorm.

For someone like Bao Zhengjing who has been able to withstand nine thunderbolts one after another and say "I really want to live another 500 years" standing up, it can be said that he is not an ordinary powerful man.

Just when everyone was staring at the sky nervously, they saw a flash of white light suddenly appeared in the sky. Just when everyone wanted to see clearly what was going on, a terrifying energy instantly struck each of them. spread the word.

The last thunder fell, and everyone present was assigned a point.

But to be honest, the chance of death for ordinary people being struck by lightning is only [-]%. It can be said that nine people can survive after being struck by lightning.

The reason why these nine people survived was because the lightning struck the human body, only using the human body as a conductor, and 99% of the lightning power was transmitted to the great on Mother Earth.

Of course, there is another saying here, which is that if a human is used as a conductor, the current of lightning passing through the human body directly penetrates the heart and cannot survive. trees, the current that people stand near the trees is relatively small.

But, although these two statements are different, they both show that if the lightning strikes directly, people will definitely not be able to survive.

However, if it is shared on average, the current shared by each person will be relatively small, and they can survive.

As for Bao Zhengzheng and Tian Lei Gang, he will never die, except that his protagonist halo has not yet expired, and the system has helped him carry 90.00% of the [-]∞ of Tian Lei's energy In the final analysis, it is because Bao Zhengzheng has a bag *, which is insulated from lightning.

System: "Brother dei, you came down from Mount Qiuming, right?"

Originally there were only nine thunderbolts, but because Bao Zhengzheng's character is so good, buy nine and get one free.

After the last thunderbolt, everyone present was blackened and their brains were in a state of mush. No matter they were decent people or the Golden Witch Cult, no one was left behind, just like being assigned to work in Africa by fair-weather friends and returning home to visit relatives.

After this coma, Bao Zhengjing fell into a coma for two days.

When he woke up again, his first feeling was: I want to drink a glass of iced Fat House Happy Water.

However, what caught his eyes was the stinky face of a bulldog with its tongue sticking out and a grunt that was staring at him at close range.

"Ah, James, don't lick handsome uncle's face."

The one who yelled at the bulldog was a very good-looking little cutie who gave people the idea of ​​'I'm going to have a daughter' and 'I'm going to kill that little beast that will harm my daughter in the future'.

And this little cute Baozheng feels a little familiar.

"Little sister, who are you?" Bao Zhengzheng asked dryly.

Well, the dry mouth is because he has been in a coma for so many days, and he has not had a drop of water, so he feels dry mouth and tongue, it is not because of any other reason!

However, his nose smelled a fragrance that can only be found in virgins.

After scanning around, he found that he seemed to be lying in a girl's room.

Because, he saw that the dressing table was full of cosmetics.

Seeing that Bao Zhengzheng woke up, this little cutie seemed really happy. She said happily, "Handsome Uncle, you finally woke up. Don't you remember me? I'm Xiaoqing!"

Bao Zhengzheng was so frightened by these words that he sat up from the bed. He could scream at the sky. He had never done such a thing as "three years starting, maximum death penalty". This matter was definitely a frame-up!

"You can rest at my little aunt's house and recuperate. I have already told Bao Xiaopang that you are at my little aunt's house."

The cutie chased away James, who was bleeding a lot on the bed, and while sending a message on his mobile phone, he said to Bao Zhengzheng who was still out of the situation: "Handsome uncle, how did you know my little aunt? Oh, by the way, Bao Xiaopang has already explained it to me, and I misunderstood you as a pervert who eats both men and women. I'm really sorry."

Bao Zhengzheng heard the words, and thought about it carefully, the more he looked at this cutie, the more familiar he felt.

Finally, after she said the three words "Bao Xiaopang" and the word "pervert" which is suitable for both men and women, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning again and was stunned on the bed.

Fuck!It turned out to be her!
According to the Mid-Autumn Festival at that time, the news that the fat nephew said leaked out, and it was leaked from the little cutie in front of him, and his ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu also learned about it.

Although the reason why he and his ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu broke up was not because of this, but as long as he remembered that he had been wronged and turned into a pervert who took all men and women, he would feel angry in his heart!
And he was so angry that smoke was coming from the seven orifices, it was real smoke from the seven orifices, look at Bao Zhengzheng's ears, nostrils, and mouth, there are wisps of white smoke coming out.

Then, he passed out again.

(End of this chapter)