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Chapter 383 [Mid-Autumn Festival Small Theater] Extra Mid-Autumn Festival Cross-server Chat

It was March of 2015, and the weather was a bit cold.

"Yowulu~~loleiloleiloleilo~~~wuhuhu~~wuhuhu~~mamawumamama~~~wuhuhu~~~yohuhuhu~~wubawubawubalabala~~"

A familiar phone ringing woke up Bao Zhengzheng who had been coding all night last night.

As soon as the call is connected, press the speakerphone.

"Hello, uncle, are you home?"

As soon as Bao Zhengzheng heard his fat nephew's voice, more than half of his drowsiness fell instantly.

He took a quick look at his memo before he knew what day it was.

He wanted to hang up the phone immediately, but he knew what bad things would happen to the fat nephew on the other side once he hung up the phone.

There is no other way but to use that trick!

Immediately afterwards, such a long dialogue came from the microphone of the fat nephew's mobile phone:

"Ah, it's fat. Fatty, ahhh!!!"

"Heh! How could I lose to someone like you, my lovely family members are still waiting for me to go home, and my little Shu is still waiting for me to go back to get married with the victory of the battle, uhhhhhhhh -"

"Definitely kill! Tathagata Buddha Stick—!"

"Crackling, beeping, blah blah, biubiubiu, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang seven bang bang bang bang eight bang bang bang, where is the boat going, bang bang bang bang—"

"Huh, you damn swimsuit demon king, you are destined to die in my hands after all, you can't suppress cough cough cough—"

"Oops, just now I used up my last chakra in order to eliminate the swimsuit demon king, no, I want to open the door to the earth, I want to go back, I want to cough cough, poof—ah, I vomit blood. .”

"I, I want to go back. Today... today is me. Cough cough cough pu - ah, I vomit blood again, there is no other way, the only way is to spend at least five hours of rest, in order to recover the depleted exhaustion in the body Carat, that is the only way to open the passage back to Earth."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)"

The fat nephew frowned and looked at the screen of his mobile phone in trance. He looked so wise that he could see through the screen of the mobile phone the serious and ridiculous face of the person on the other end of the phone.

"Uncle, it's almost over. I've already wasted 5 minutes of my precious life because of you."

The fat nephew took a look at the ancestral Rolex (knockoff version) in his hand, and continued to ruthlessly poke at the prudish trick and said: "If you want to stay in bed, you don't have to discuss this matter. I can just talk to grandma." Of course, I have a big mouth all my life, so it would be bad if I should tell some secrets about someone that I shouldn’t have.”

"emmmmm"

Bao Zhengjing straightened his attitude immediately, and sincerely knelt down in front of the phone, "I'm sorry, uncle was wrong."

The fat nephew forgave the other party very generously, and said: "Oh, you are a good man if you know your mistakes and can correct them. Then I will give you half an hour to clean up. I am already on my way to your rented house. After half an hour, I hope I can Looking at Uncle at the gate, you are kneeling to welcome me."

Then, the phone was hung up mercilessly.

Then, Bao Zhengjing discovered that on his WeChat, his nephew Pangdun had sent him a shared location.

"Ah..." Bao Zhengzheng sighed, and then formed seals with both hands, breaking the seal of the quilt on him.

He got up to wash up, put on a coat casually, and went downstairs to the gate.

In less than 5 minutes, he saw a car of unknown brand slowly driving towards him.

"Uncle, long time no see."

The car window was lowered slowly, revealing a simple and honest little fat face, it was his chubby nephew who was wise and close to the demon.

Then, his brows suddenly frowned, as if he saw something that made him unhappy.

Following the other party's line of sight, Bao Zhengzheng found that the fat nephew in the car was looking at his knees.

What's wrong, my knees messed with him? !
The fat kid opened the car door, then took out a beautifully packaged bag and handed it to Bao Zhengzheng, saying, "Uncle, this is the breakfast that grandma asked me to bring you."

"Uh oh good."

Bao Zhengzheng took the beautifully packaged bag, but he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so he opened it and found a can inside.

He took out the can and took a look, and was so frightened that he threw the can into the trash can three meters away.

"Are you really trying to murder your uncle? You gave me canned herring for breakfast early in the morning!! Is there anyone who has cheated your relatives like this? I am your uncle!"

That's right, the canned Bao Zhengzheng saw just now is the feared canned herring.

I heard that cats like to eat fish the most, but they can't look directly at this canned herring that has gone through a series of complicated processes.

Fatty's nephew grinned, then pretended to be surprised, and said, "It's just a can of herring, uncle, who are you, you are the protagonist in a different world, and you are a tough guy who can fight the big devil in swimsuits upside down!" Are you afraid that a mere product of the earth will become like this?"

Then, his face changed in an instant, and he said in a cold tone: "My uncle, this is grandma's intention, you actually threw it into the trash can so simply, it is very unfortunate that the scene just now I’ve already photographed it.”

"Oh, by the way, the canned herring is actually just a decoration. In fact, there are leek dumplings steamed by grandma in the morning."

"Unfortunately, I accidentally took a small video of the scene just now, and sent it to Moments."

"Surprisingly, I actually set it to watch only for myself."

Before he heard the last sentence, Bao Zhengjing was ready to apologize for his death, and left a suicide note, stating that he should not waste food and wrote a song "The day of hoeing at noon, sweat dripping down the soil."Who knows dishes on the menu, A Journey. '

But in fact, the poem he wanted to compose in his heart was "boiled beans for soup, and boiled beans for juice."Osmunda is burning under the cauldron, and beans are weeping in the cauldron.Originally born from the same root, why is it too urgent to fry each other? '

"Uncle is wrong, please forgive uncle."

In the end, Bao Zhengzheng still had to kneel down to the other party.

Fatty's nephew also showed a satisfied smile, and casually deleted the circle of friends that had just been posted less than 2 minutes ago.

Then, he turned around and went back into the car, and closed the door.

Bao Zhengzheng, who succumbed to his nephew's despotic power, also obediently came to the other side, reaching out to open the car door and sit in the back seat.

However, he found that the car door was locked.

He looked at his fat nephew sitting in the back seat of the car and looked into each other's eyes. He seemed to be able to receive the other person's words, "You are not qualified to sit with me."

After sighing, Bao Zhengzheng got into the co-pilot with a depressed face.

The Didi driver did not drive immediately. The confrontation between the uncle and nephew just now was so exciting that he almost forgot to leave.

But the driver sitting in the driver's seat didn't move at all, until the fat nephew in the back seat spoke, and the car of unknown brand started.

It seems that the driver also knows who is the master and the servant of the two.

Bao Zhengzheng is so angry!

The second pee after waking up from this sleep must be yellow and smelly, and even forked, which is popular because of arriving early in the morning.

(End of this chapter)