Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 37 This is a free anal thief

Under the leadership of Gongsun Changwei, a group of three people came to the top of the mountain.

Sure enough, there is a gazebo on the top of the mountain, and there is a plaque hanging on the gazebo, with three words engraved on it, Wangziting.

"It's here, it's about to open." Gongsun Changwei looked at Wangziting and said to Bao Zhengjing who was gasping for breath beside him.

"Open, what open?"

Before Gongsun Changwei could reply, Bao Zhengjing saw a thick white fog appearing in Wangzi Pavilion for no reason.

Demonic!
Bao Zhengzheng cheered up immediately.

However, when Gongsun Changwei beside him saw this, he cupped his hands respectfully and said softly, "Hello, Aunt Cousin."

Auntie? ?

Bao Zhengjing showed doubts on his face, and finally the thick fog cleared, and he saw an old lady with white hair and a sad face appeared inside the lookout pavilion.

And on the stone table in the Wangzi Pavilion, and on the floor for some reason, more than a dozen wine jars appeared.

The old lady's noise was a little muffled, she raised her eyes to look at Gongsun Changwei, and called out, "Here you come?
"Yes, Aunt Cousin, this matter will trouble you today."

"Nothing, did your people bring it?"

"Here it is, Classmate Bao, come here."

Gongsun Changwei hurriedly pulled Bao Zhengjing who was still in a daze beside him.

"Ah? Oh." Bao Zhengjing hurriedly imitated Gongsun Changwei's movements and bowed to the old lady.

The old lady took a wine jar, unplugged it, sniffed the fragrance of the wine, looked at Bao Zhengzheng, and asked, "It's you, kid, who wants to drink the northwest wind for a day?"

Bao Zhengjing nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, yes, old man, I really trouble you."

"It's a huge amount, okay, take this jar, it should be enough for you for a day."

Seeing that the old lady gave him a jar of wine for no reason, Bao Zhengzheng was completely stunned.

Um?What do you mean, give me this jug of wine?
Oh, I see, this northwest wind, could it be the name of a kind of fairy wine.

It must be like this, it must be like this, why didn't I think of it.

Bao Zhengzheng suddenly realized, originally he thought he was going to be used as a kite and let him fly into the sky to drink the real northwest wind, but he didn't expect the northwest wind to be wine.

In this way, the old lady sitting in the pavilion must be a great immortal who can gather the wind elements of nature into a liquid.

The immortal wine in this altar is all brewed with wind, and the jar in his hand is exactly the northwest wind.

"Huh? Hurry up and do it." The old lady urged.

Do it?It should be talking.

Bao Zhengjing bowed to the old lady to express his gratitude, "Thank you senior for giving this jar of fairy wine, I will do it first as a respect."

After saying that, he proudly raised the wine jar and drank it.

However, he had just drank less than half of it when he heard the old lady hurriedly call out: "Shut up, this wine is for external application!"

"Pfft..." Bao Zheng spit out green, yellow, and white all over the place.

No wonder this wine has a salty taste as soon as you drink it.

Let's smash, let's smash your mouth, Bao Zhengzheng asked: "Ma'am, you said this wine is for external application?"

"Well, this medicinal wine is for you to apply externally. Don't you want to drink the northwest wind for a day? If you apply this medicinal wine on your body, you won't be afraid of being blown dry."

The old lady looked at Gongsun Changwei and asked curiously, "Why, didn't you tell him?"

Gongsun Changwei lowered his head, "I was negligent."

Shu Hu also turned his head away, "I thought he knew."

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Dare to know that these two people knew in advance that the medicinal wine was for painting and not for drinking.

Do you want to fuck me like this, please.

The system hasn't come out recently, so you two will take this job, right?
Bao Zhengzheng really wanted to find something to rinse his mouth with. For some unknown reason, the medicinal wine became very sticky after being in his mouth for a long time. It felt as disgusting as if he had a mouthful of old phlegm in his mouth.

But, besides wine or wine, there is no liquid in this place that can be used to gargle.

What else can I do, I think I am unlucky, who made myself so brainy.

"Okay, the wind is about to blow at this point, you hurry up and send people to the sky, and use my ability to control the wind direction of the day, it is very difficult, ahem."

The old lady held her chin and ordered lazily.

The situation is obvious. Drinking the northwest wind is really going to the sky to drink the northwest wind. The old lady should have the ability to control the wind direction in this area. After all, the wind direction is changeable. It is a bit of a northwest wind to blow all day. difficult.

It can be seen that the old lady is a little reluctant, and she can agree to this matter entirely because of the face of Gongsun Changwei, a relative.

That being the case, what are you waiting for, hurry up and apply medicinal wine.

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"Auntie, let's send people up now." As he said that, Gongsun Changwei took out a thick rope and tied it on the bag that had been coated with medicinal wine.

"Why?"

Before Bao Zhengzheng had time to react, a gust of wind blew in his face, blowing his whole body into the sky.

Sure enough, as previously guessed, it is really going to make people into kites and fly them into the air.

It's really retribution, retribution.

In the past, on the 9th and 14th of every month, Bao Zhengzheng’s circle of friends had the same content: Get up, don’t block me, I’m drinking northwest wind.

Could it be that in the past, he took the opportunity to cry poorly in the circle of friends, and today is finally going to pay back?
In order to get a trick of immortality to save your life in the following new student orientation activities, just drink it.

Bao Zhengjing narrowed his eyes, opened his mouth wide, and drank gulps against the wind.

Today's wind is a bit salty.

But I still have to say that the taste of this northwest wind is quite good, a bit like drinking salt soda.

Although this wind is invisible and weightless, it can still feed people.

Seeing that Bao Zhengzheng has been eaten into a ball now, if there is no rope tied to his body, he will turn into a balloon and go to the sky at this moment.

Oh no, he's gone to heaven now.

In short, his mortal body really can't hold on anymore, if he continues, his whole body will explode.

How long has it been? I'm afraid it's less than an hour, and there are still 23 hours left. What can I do?

Shuhu from Wangziting's side noticed the unusual shape of the bag in the air. He quickly took two bags of sweet potatoes from his back, stepped on the thick rope, and walked into the air in small steps.

"Idiot, I told you that the northwest wind is not so good to drink, so why do you bother to make a fuss? Hurry up and eat some sweet potatoes, and vent the anger in it."

"Wow wow wow wow wow wow"
"Why remove the skin, the skin is the most nutritious."

"Aw, Nian Nian." (sound of eating)

As soon as the sweet potato enters the belly, it is like a god helping, and in less than half a second, Baozheng's stomach begins to act like a demon.

"Cuckoo"

This familiar feeling is fart!
It is telling me that it is about to move, it is eager to refuse, it is eager to try, it is scrambling to be the first.

Ah, no, I want to let go!
Bao Zhengjing directly carried out capitalist-style exhaust pollution in front of Shuhu, facing the blue sky and white clouds behind him.

This is a flying ass thief, this is a free ass thief
This crisp sound, like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, resounded through the entire mountain.

Its voice is continuous and continuous, and the ear is three points, three points are destined, and seven points depend on hard work.
Anyway, many students thought that there was going to be a thunderstorm that day, so they hurried back to the dormitory to collect their clothes, but in the end, there was no thunder and no rain, which made them all go for nothing.

(End of this chapter)