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Chapter 346 There is a chicken that wants sausages, but there is no chicken to chop 42

Chapter 346 If you have a chicken, you want sausages, but if you don't have a chicken, you will cut it

Grandma Bao swiftly reached out her hand to grab one out of the cigarette case, and found a box of matches out of nowhere, and struck a match with a 'crack' sound, and the little golden flame lit a match. back.

After shaking the fire out like this, Grandma Bao skillfully exhaled a puff of smoke, which made Bao Zhengjing cough.

Of course, they did not smoke in the ward, but avoided the nurse and quietly came to the window at the end of the corridor.

Grandma Bao handed over the cigarette case, indicating that Bao Zhengzheng would also like one, but she was strongly rejected, and muttered: "You are worthless, you can't even smoke."

Bao Zhengzheng said with a smile on his face, "Smoking is harmful to your health. You should smoke less when you are old."

While smoking a cigarette, Grandma Bao reached for a bottle of mineral water. Bao Zhengzheng hurriedly snatched it, unscrewed the lid and handed it over. He also unscrewed a bottle of Sprite and took a sip.

The old and the young just sat silent for a cigarette at the end of the corridor.

Bao Zhengjing could see that his grandma seemed to have something on his mind, but he was not a considerate person, and he didn't know how to start it.

At this moment, his cell phone's 'Didi Di' message prompts kept ringing.

Bao Zhengzheng turned on his phone and saw that it was the WeChat group of 'Huaxia welcomes you, monks all over the world are one family' that he had almost forgotten.

Out of curiosity, he clicked to enter, and suddenly he discovered a big problem.

The WeChat name of their group seems to exceed the character limit!
Generally, the nickname of a wechat group can only refer to fourteen characters at most, but their wechat group of "Welcome to Huaxia, monks all over the world are one family" already has fifteen characters.

This cultivator is different, there is no character limit for group nicknames.

System: "Can you do something serious in a day?"

Bao Zhengjing ignored the system, he found that the number of people in this group was a bit larger, it should be the newly recruited mortal cultivators in the past few months.

Now the group is discussing a big event fiercely.

Liuma Zhenren: "Monk Detao, sells gloves online, love gloves, buy one and get one free. If you are interested, please contact this monk. The first ten buyers can enjoy a [-]% discount, first come first served, please pick up your Come and buy the magic weapon!”

Okay, just ignore the tireless efforts of Mr. Liuma to promote love gloves.

Moreover, the group is not talking about Ryuma's love gloves, but something else.

这个神算子不姓黄:“04-12-14-21-27-29,蓝12,这一次我再次以我们师祖的名号打包票,信我啊你们信我啊!”

Bao Zhengzheng secretly wrote down these seven numbers.

According to the super prophecy of the magic operator last time, he decided to trust the other party once and spend two yuan to invest in a 2000 million business.

However, this group is not talking about the divine fortune teller's two-color ball.

Sun Lei is a bit popular this year: "Don't say that I am passive and sabotage, anyway, I just won't go, that cxk, whoever you want to save, go, anyway, I just won't go."

Black-eyed, black-haired black-skinned pig: "【Shall we play together, pretty boy?.jpg】Who would have thought that there are true fans of CXK in the Golden Witch Cult? Seeing that the black fans have been molesting CXK recently, I feel so heartbroken To be taken captive to some corner, this matter is really big (gan) fast (de) human (piao) heart (liang)."

Di Lingling: "Don't gloat, this matter hasn't exploded yet, if it really becomes a big one, it won't do any good to everyone in our mortal practice circle, just come to the group to help out, in case it's too late , refining CXK into a human gu, then it will be too late."

Fairy Bishi: "Everyone, stop making trouble. This matter is big or small. If a true fan of CXK really wants to know about this, he might complain."

Jinchangzi: "I don't have time. I'm going to Xiangjiang soon. [My unicorn arm is about to attack again.jpg]."

Di Lingling: "@金展子, you must not mess around, the relevant departments will handle this matter themselves, and the higher authorities have repeatedly warned us mortal practitioners not to mess around there."

Jin Changzi: "I'm not going to make trouble, I'm going over there to bring warmth to the people who yearn for European freedom. [Act based on my face.jpg]"

Di Lingling: "@金厂子, a lot of strange things have happened recently, you really don't want to add trouble to us, okay?"

Jin Changzi: "[grievance expression] Then I'm not free, I'm going to England to escape the summer, and I've already joined the group [Screenshot: I'm going to the UK! 3 days around the UK to 18 cities, 2 days of shopping spree, 50 people group, 998/person .]"

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva: "Maitreya Buddha."

This fortune teller is not surnamed Huang: "How can I calculate, you basically spent three days in a British car."

Fairy Bishi: "Instead, I look forward to his two-day shopping spree."

Sun Lei is a bit popular this year: "@金展子, haven't you participated in the [-]-yuan Xiangjiang tour?"

Di Lingling: "It's almost done. I'm so busy right now, you still have time to talk about such useless things. You send two people from cxk to find the location of the Golden Witch Cult and rescue the hostages."

Jin Changzi: "Let's leave such a arduous task to young people, @纯情的小白兔, @威惠的尼感扩."

When Bao Zhengzheng saw this, a wretched smile appeared on his face.

This is so God has eyes!
It really complied with the sentence 'the black fans just want her to cool down, but the real fans really want her to die'.

Although he has no feelings for cxk, but now that he is involved in the mortal practice circle, he must appear on stage to show his face.

After all, he too was once a member of the Allies.

What is filial piety, what is love!Kunkun, feel the fatherly love from the friendly army.

Just like that, a nickname that had been silent for nearly five months suddenly bubbled up in the group.

The short package of the Warriors*: "[Cai De dare not say a word.jpg] I am a member of the friendly forces and request to join the hostage rescue operation queue!"

The chat group that was having a lively conversation suddenly fell silent after Bao Zhengzheng sent this message.

Seeing this, Bao Zhengzheng sent another picture [Unexpectedly, Dad is a black fan.jpg].

The chat group is still silent.

Bao Zhengzheng looked at his mobile phone suspiciously, and found that he was using mobile data instead of the hospital's wifi.

It can't be that the hospital has no signal or the hospital's WiFi is disconnected.

Suddenly, Zhengzheng passed the window and saw a banner hanging in a brightly lit mobile phone store, which read, 'The 5G era has arrived, and the 4G era has been eliminated. '

Could it be that it's because all the practitioners in the group are using the 5G network speed, and his 4G network speed can't keep up, so he was directly blocked after sending two consecutive messages?

Just when Bao Zhengzheng was about to put away his mobile phone and mourn and remember the 4G network speed that could not keep up with the times, there was finally a hint of reaction in the WeChat group.

Sun Lei is a bit popular this year: "[Hey, comrade, it's a friendly army. (Applause each other) Our own people! We, see you in the next group.jpg]."

(End of this chapter)

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