Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 3 Want to cultivate truth, get down on the ground and call your father

Bao Zhengjing, who came out of the humanoid pit, raised his head with some difficulty, and what he saw was a very spectacular scene.

A youthful and invincible beautiful girl in a short skirt suddenly appeared in his entire line of sight.

"Oh hoo!"

"Salty guy!"

The former package is serious, and the latter is the system.

I haven’t forgotten that this is the world of cultivating immortals, a practitioner who draws his sword every minute to kill you without any discussion. In order to avoid being misunderstood as a voyeur and killed Xiaoming, Bao Zhengjing hurriedly got up from the ground.

Say hello to this beautiful girl in a short skirt: "Xiaosheng is new here, so I would like to ask you, where is Xiuxian College? Can you show Xiaosheng the way?"

Literally, when it comes to the world of cultivating immortals, it is necessary to learn classical Chinese.

However, after hearing Bao Zhengjing's words, the young and beautiful girl looked strange, and then opened her mouth and said, "Dala Gajigawa?"

"Nisuosheng?" Bao Zhengjing also said something in American Chinese.

"How old is Daraga?"

"Ni will make up for Tonghua?"

"Dala Gajigawa?"

The first rule of crossing is that all the heavens and the world speak Chinese.

Why is it not available here?

Bao Zhengjing was completely stunned at this moment, he stood there with his eyes glazed over, he never expected such a situation to happen.

There was a language barrier, he couldn't understand what the other person was saying, and the other person couldn't understand what he was saying.

Is this still a fart fairy?

Bao Zhengjing is also a codeword dog who has been wandering the Internet circle for many years. It is common for him to travel to other worlds with the system, and encounter language barriers at the beginning of the chapter.

"System system, come out quickly, I will trouble you."

System: "Sand sculpture, do you want to activate the language translation system?"

Bao Zhengjing was overjoyed when he heard the words, "That's right, start it up quickly, I want to chat with the fairy lady in the world of cultivating immortals for a while."

After a while, a message appeared on the system interface: The host memory is too low and the language translation system cannot be started.

System: "8M memory, iphone4s has 11.5, the small grilled sausage in the convenience store has 10, and the authentic sausage has 8.5, hurry up and die host, I can replace you with chopsticks."

What the hell is low memory?What the hell is only 8M memory?

Also, it is 8MB, not 8cm.

You're making it sound like I'm flawed.

"Come on, system system, you must have some way to increase my memory, right? Isn't there a gift package for beginners in this general system? Just expand the memory for me directly, and the problem will be solved."

System: "Okay, kneel down and call Dad, I'll upgrade you to 16G."

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Bao Zhengzheng's heart at this moment was already roaring like a dragon.

Call me dad, why do you want to call me dad, I don't want to.

I still have to kneel down and shout, what kind of ghost system is my booth, there are such tricks for the host.

Mainly, what's the point of doing that?
Mencius said it well, the rich and the noble cannot be promiscuous, the poor and the humble cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be subdued.

I made a manly manly tofu and said... I knelt down and said in a low voice with humiliation: "Father!"

After a while, the system responded lazily: the sound must reach 40 decibels!

Bao Zhengzheng shed tears of humiliation.

Then, when the woman from the world of immortality was already looking at him with a look that looked at hantai, Bao Zhengzheng increased his voice and shouted emotionally: "Dad!"

His volume this time was definitely over 40 decibels.

Because of this, several passers-by cast strange glances at him.

The woman in the world of cultivating immortals was also taken aback, and shouted: "You are sick!"

"Do you have medicine?" Bao Zhengjing said so smoothly.

But he reacted suddenly, he actually understood the other party's words.

At this time, a message also appeared on the system interface: the language translation system has been activated, and the host memory has been expanded to 16G.

His uncle, in order to be able to download a few more apps, I also worked hard.

Bao Zhengjing lowered his eyes, raised his old face, and got up from the ground sullenly.

The woman seemed to really think that Bao Zhengzheng was sick, so she took out a box of square things from her sleeve, "This is for you, although I don't know if you are poisoned or something, but this medicine It should be able to temporarily relieve your illness, so you can use it."

What a kind, caring girl.

According to the arrangement and development of the plot of a general novel, this woman I met for the first time will definitely be one of my harem in the days to come, and may even be the main palace.

Bao Zhengzheng stared at the girl with a flushed face, and took the medicine handed by the other party.

The things given by the immortal cultivators are definitely good things that prolong life, nourish yin and nourish yang, and they are not for nothing.

With a serious expression of gratitude: "Thank you girl, I can't repay you, now I only have this skin, if girl doesn't mind"

But the thought was interrupted by a sentence from the system: "Xianshi, let's see what you are holding."

When Bao Zhengzheng heard the words, he looked down and found that he was holding the box in his hand, and the four characters of "Life No. [-]" were impressively written on the cover.

"Life No. [-]?"

"Yes, this box of Life No. [-] is a gift brought to me by my Taoist brother who came back from the earth, and it should help your current illness."

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Will it help my condition?You mean I'm mentally ill?
And brother Daoist, after working for a long time, the flower bone has been loosened and fertilized.

Why don't you follow the routine? The third golden chapter plus a female protagonist is a rule. What does it mean to give it to someone who has been developed?

At this time, the woman noticed that Bao was dressed in a serious manner, and she didn't look like a local fairy at all.

"I don't know where you are from."

"Oh, I'm from Blue Star. In your words, it's the mortal world. Your Life No. [-] was produced there." Holding up the box of Life No. [-] in his hand, Bao Zhengzheng explained.

The woman was a little surprised when she heard the words: "You came from the mortal world? Then how did you come here?"

"Well, to be precise, I fell from above, and the pit over there was caused by my fall." Bao Zheng pointed to the conspicuous human-shaped pit.

At this time, an old man flying on a broom came down from the sky, stared at Bao Zhengzheng with a serious face, then looked at the human-shaped pit, and lit up the red armband on his left arm. Lingshi!"

Bao Zhengjing's expression froze, he glanced at the uncle abruptly, then looked at the woman opposite, and said with some embarrassment: "Miss, can you lend me two spirit stones to pay the fine first?"

Leaving aside the ability of this immortal cultivator who was only a broomstick master, just judging from the bodybuilder's muscles that made Bao Zhengzheng's eyes shine, he knew that today's fine must be paid.

Even if this old man got it from protein powder, he is by no means a one-punch opponent.

What?You said you have never seen such a cowardly protagonist?

Hey hey hey, how can this be cowardly?

This is just following one’s original heart, which is to get rid of the false and retain the true, and to seek the true self. This is true cultivation!

(End of this chapter)