Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 276 It Looks Like You Don't Know Cai's Old Shoulder

So, after pondering for a moment, the crocodile bear and beast king made a secret decision, but it showed that it pretended not to say a word, and then ran away in a hurry when everyone was not paying attention.

It can be said that it escaped at the fastest speed in the bear's life.

On the other side, Shenlong also listened to the conversation between the two sides. When the crocodile bear and the beast king fled, it did not stop the other party, but let the other party go.

Here, they are waiting for Bao Zhengzheng to give him a perfect explanation.

Explanation?

Does this Nima still need to use his brain to make up?

Bao Zhengzheng came directly to Zhangkou.

After about a stick of incense, the laughter of a dragon and a person came from the lake.

"Ahahaha. Lord Shenlong, you probably can't imagine that the truth of the matter would be like this, right? Hahahaha."

"Wow. Ahahaha. It's really funny.. But a stick of incense time has passed.. You're just telling a joke to make Ben Dragon King laugh.. You haven't given Ben Dragon King a good explanation yet."

Well, it is indeed like this. In the time just now, Bao Zhengzheng told all the jokes he learned, saw, and heard in his life. As for how to fabricate a suitable thing to explain to Listen to Shenlong, he hasn't thought about it yet.

This Shenlong is really serious. Why do you insist on insisting on this issue?
Is it because the joke is bad?
Then he had no choice but to use his trump card!
"Hey, what is an explanation? All appearances are illusory. There is no appearance of self and no appearance of others. What you call explanation is actually not the answer you think in your heart. The so-called four bodies do not exist, and the five aggregates are empty."

"Although the nature of Zen mind exists in all living beings, not all living beings can understand it and use it. When you are delusional, you will become deluded. When you are enlightened, you will become enlightened. It is just like the saying."

"Obviously there is no enlightenment, but the enlightenment is fascinating. I sleep with my feet stretched out. There is no falsehood or truth."

"The way of Zen is the distinction between inside and outside that is inseparable from life and death and transcends life and death. It is like coming and going, and there is no up and down."

"A believer asked Chan Master Zhaozhou: Does the Buddha have afflictions? The Zen Master replied: Yes! Believers do not believe: How could it be? The Buddha is the one who is liberated."

"Every sage has the same thing: the two are still dependent on Nirvana, which is called Nirvana."

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Bao Zhengzheng poured out all the things he learned from the tiger Tai in a certain zoo, and he didn't believe that these things could not scare a dragon.

Another incense stick of time passed.

The Eastern Dragon in the lake, after listening to Bao Zhengjing's knowledge points about Zen, nodded his head as if he had realized something, and then said: "You speak very well. ah."

Before Bao Zhengjing had time to be proud, he heard the other party continue to say: "However, you still haven't explained the content of the explanation."

Well, this dragon is really too stubborn.

Just when Bao Zheng was about to come again, he only heard someone behind him answering Shenlong first: "The matter is very simple, the alien beast king who ran away is our guide, and it is responsible for dancing to call for us." You, Lord Shenlong, and we are responsible for providing the sacrifices."

"Who knew that this strange beast king was greedy and wanted to kill us so that he could occupy this precious opportunity to trade with you, Lord Shenlong, all by himself."

Bao Zhengjing saw a boy resembling Kirito coming to his side, and then said to Bao Zhengjing with a smile on his face: "This is how things are, isn't it, master."

Handsome guy, who the hell are you?

Bao Zhengzheng didn't know this strange guy at all, to be precise, he should know this Tongren face, but he didn't know this person.

Also, why did Kirito call him master? !
Wait a minute. Master?

Could it be this guy is.
"Aren't you a little fat pig?!"

Bao Zhengzheng asked with a pale face.

But he said silently in his heart: Don't admit it, don't admit it, don't admit it!

As a result, Kirito boy nodded heavily and said: "Of course it's me, Master, because of the master's breakthrough, I have successfully upgraded and can transform into a human form!"

Psychic beasts, as well as spiritual pets, will be connected by contract, and they will get a share when the owner upgrades. Even the sheep onion pancakes that are far away in the mortal world can receive the essence provided by Baozheng's upgrade.

At this time, the scallion pancakes in the mortal world also undergone amazing changes, but let's not mention it for now.

After Tongren's little fat pig finished speaking, he wanted to show off his current strength to Bao Zhengzheng, so he directly exploded his clothes in front of him, revealing his brother's figure that was even fuller and stronger than before!
If it was Captain America before, it should be the Hulk now.

Bao Zhengzheng had an old injury relapse on the spot, and a mouthful of old blood came out of his mouth instantly.

why? !

What he expected will all be fulfilled in his psychic beast.

Harmless to humans and animals, the face of the protagonist of the anime is the same, and the figure of the opposite sex is full of strength.

These are all things that Bao Zhengzheng wants most but is hardest to get.

The former is set since birth, and he cannot go against the will, while the latter requires willpower and time, and it is difficult for him to save himself in the late stages of lazy cancer.

But now, all of this happened to the little fat pig, how could it not make him feel heartbroken, how could it not make him vomit three liters of blood?
After listening to Kirito's little fat pig's explanation, Shenlong didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with it, because it had been sleeping in the lake before it was summoned, so it didn't know anything about the outside world, so it acquiesced this explanation.

Then, it starts to make its own settings.

"Okay, when you summon the Dragon King, what's the deal?"

transaction?

Why not wish?

Shouldn't the summoned dragon be supposed to fulfill the wish of the summoner?
In terms of trading, I really don't know what to do.

Bao Zhengzheng turned his head, glanced at the others, and asked them what kind of deal they wanted to make.

Shuhu shook her head, she didn't have any deal to do with this dragon.

Wang Pangzai was the first to come back to his senses, and then he shouted loudly: "Master Shenlong, I would like to ask, if I want to become a strong man like Brother Bao, what kind of transaction will I need to pay?" What's the price?!"

Someone was the first to speak, and the others were of course scrambling to be the first, for fear that there would only be one quota for this deal, and they would fall behind.

Da Jinya also immediately asked: "Master Shenlong, my deal is to make the best food in the world, what price will I have to pay for this deal?!"

Follower soldier Lin Cong: "I want a peerless skill, the kind that can become the lord of a city after being cultivated, what price will Lord Shenlong have to pay?!"

The accompanying soldier Guan Changchao said: "We are upstairs together!"

The accompanying soldier Guo Jinhu said: "Same upstairs!"

Follower Gong Yunpeng: "I want to find out what classmate Bao meant when he said that you are too beautiful. May I ask what price you have to pay?!"

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The follower Gong Yunpeng was silenced.

Just kidding, the ability to speak was only temporarily blocked.

Hu Bayi and Sha Liyang didn't open their mouths, but it can be seen from their micro expressions that they actually have a deal with Shenlong, but it seems a little inconvenient to say it due to the presence of everyone. exit.

(End of this chapter)