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Chapter 256 Poor Foreigner, Can't Even Say a Fuck
Chapter 256 Poor foreigners can’t even say a word of “f*ck”
Bao Zhengzheng didn't want to continue to see both sides bleeding like rivers for him, so after learning about his importance to this group of beast kings, he pointed the pan at his neck and made a threat action comes.
"Don't come here, or I'll kill myself!"
Bao Zhengjing racked his brains and finally came up with such a strategy to frighten the three alien beast kings on the opposite side. After all, from the words of the big horse monkey and the big snake alien beast king, there is no doubt that the purpose of their trip is for Bao Zhengjing.
Judging from his rich experience in martial arts TV and movies, the behind-the-scenes masterminds of this group of alien beast kings definitely told them to catch them alive.
Therefore, Bao Zhengjing could use this to force the alien beast kings to stop attacking immediately.
Who knew that the black bear, the big snake and the beast king, as well as the giant tortoise who had just rushed over, after seeing Bao Zhengzheng's behavior and hearing the threatening words, they didn't have the slightest normal reaction from the villain, but looked like " The weapon of war looks at Bao Zhengzheng from the face of "Xingjue" wearing headphones, and then continues to approach Bao Zhengzheng.
Uh. It seems that there is something that I misunderstood.
Bao Zhengzheng's old face turned red rarely, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching, and then he said, "Well, didn't you listen to the beast kings clearly, I said that if you get any closer, I will kill myself, so it won't be easy for you to go back. Right? So please stop your footsteps immediately and don't approach me again, thank you."
However, his words had no effect, and the three alien beast kings still walked towards him with malicious expressions on their faces.
"Okay, don't keep coming, do we have to fight to the death? I am not a sworn enemy with you. If there is any problem, we can't talk about it. Don't you want me to go with you? Look at you My son's attitude, I really have to seriously consider whether to go with you."
Bao Zhengzheng has completely inherited the professionalism of calling his grandson if he can beat him well, and his father if he can't beat him.
Even the system was moved by the other party's spirit, and then came out to speak out.
"It's really embarrassing. You should just surrender, kneel down to the three beasts on the other side, and call daddy three more times."
Faced with the system's ruthless scolding and ridicule, Bao Zhengzheng didn't feel ashamed at all, instead he shouted at the system interface that was still being upgraded: "System father, save me, you can't just watch your host fall into crisis and not say anything. Welfare."
"Besides, why am I so passive? It's not because you don't upgrade sooner or later. You choose this time to upgrade the system interface. I can't perform any fairy arts. I can only rely on a frying pan to support me. Even if I am upright, no matter how wise and powerful I am, I will only suffer from the enemy."
That's right, all of this could have been avoided, all because the timing of the system upgrade interface was wrong, so now, the system has the obligation and responsibility to provide itself with benefits to avoid this crisis.
System: "Are you done?"
Hearing the impatience in the system's tone, Bao Zhengzheng made a decisive decision and replied: "No! I still have a question about my father!"
system:"."
Bao Zhengzheng cheekily begged: "System father, save me, I don't want to die, I still want to give you retirement, I don't want to see system father, you white-haired person giving away black-haired person, crying until tears run down your nose, It is so tragic that those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry, it is miserable."
System: "Enough, I will get bored if I hear this kind of words too much. All operations on the system interface have stopped, so the immortal spells and equipment you obtained before cannot be used. Now I will issue a task for you You can’t finish it either, so for now, there’s only one way left to go.”
"System dad, please speak."
"Hosting."
"Are you finally going to let me be managed by the system?"
"Do whatever you want, I'm too lazy to be on your body."
"Don't, don't, daddy of the system, come on me, please."
"What a cheap bone"
Then, Bao Zhengzheng suffered a blow from the system, and his mind suddenly became very confused.
After the conversation just now, Bao Zhengzheng has accepted the system's suggestion and is temporarily managed by the system.
He found that his grip on the pan was out of his control.
Except that his brain can still think, his ears can still hear sounds, and his eyes can still see things, other parts of his body have lost his voluntary control.
Is this managed?
At this moment, a system voice sounded in his mind: "Now I will take over full control of your body for one minute."
Uh. Just 1 minute?
Unexpectedly, the system is also a 1-minute fast man!
However, just as this idea came up, Bao Zhengzheng's consciousness suffered a critical blow from the system, almost knocking him unconscious.
"If there is such behavior again, I don't mind giving your conscious world a kaleidoscope of Sharingan."
After warning Bao Zhengzheng, the system took over control of his body.
And the three alien beast kings on the opposite side seemed to sense the changes in Bao Zhengzheng's body, and stopped one after another.
The giant bear and the beast king raised its sharp bear paws and made a defensive move, "What's going on? Why does this practitioner make me feel a deadly and dangerous aura all of a sudden?"
The big snake and beast king wrapped around him also felt the same way, "Shushasha, it really isn't easy, there must be something hidden in this young man, we'll have to go all out later."
The giant tortoise and beast king who walked upright didn't talk too much nonsense, and directly sprayed an atomic breath towards Bao Zhengzheng.
This is a typical example of those who can move their hands and try not to use their mouths.
He had just taken over the system of the host's physical body, and suddenly felt an extremely hot breath emerging from the opposite side.
Immediately afterwards, he raised his eyes and saw a blue flame spurting towards him.
The system directly caught the atomic breath of the Giant Turtle and Alien Beast King with a simple movement of raising his hand, and defeated it with a pinch.
"I protest, I oppose, I refuse!"
Bao Zhengzheng shouted angrily in the conscious world.
Why the same physical body can be unlocked for free once the system is used, but he has to complete the task to get the pitiful novice benefits when he uses it as a serious deity.
It's too much, the system uses his physical body to pretend to be beeping, but he doesn't pay the rent. This is illegal. Let me tell you.
"court death!"
The system completely ignored Bao Zhengzheng in the conscious world. He looked at the huge body of the giant tortoise and beast king, and immediately snorted coldly, then suddenly threw the frying pan held tightly in his right hand towards the opponent, the movement was so fast that even the afterimage He didn't stay, and likewise, he didn't give the other party a chance to react.
The pan drew a stream of light in the air, and in the sight of the giant turtle and beast king, he saw such a shiny black thing heading towards him with an extremely terrifying pressure.
Under the shock of this coercion, the giant tortoise and beast king felt that he could not move his limbs.
"Dangdang!"
The frying pan directly penetrated the plastron of the Giant Turtle Alien Beast King, and penetrated through the extremely hard carapace on the back.
The system snapped a right hand, and the pan flew back along the original trajectory.
This action is very similar to the US team who picked up Thor's Hammer in Avengers 4.
The entire audience witnessed Bao Zhengzheng's action, but there was no thunderous applause, nor did they hear the 'fuck'.
Because the alien beasts present could not speak human language.
(End of this chapter)
Bao Zhengzheng didn't want to continue to see both sides bleeding like rivers for him, so after learning about his importance to this group of beast kings, he pointed the pan at his neck and made a threat action comes.
"Don't come here, or I'll kill myself!"
Bao Zhengjing racked his brains and finally came up with such a strategy to frighten the three alien beast kings on the opposite side. After all, from the words of the big horse monkey and the big snake alien beast king, there is no doubt that the purpose of their trip is for Bao Zhengjing.
Judging from his rich experience in martial arts TV and movies, the behind-the-scenes masterminds of this group of alien beast kings definitely told them to catch them alive.
Therefore, Bao Zhengjing could use this to force the alien beast kings to stop attacking immediately.
Who knew that the black bear, the big snake and the beast king, as well as the giant tortoise who had just rushed over, after seeing Bao Zhengzheng's behavior and hearing the threatening words, they didn't have the slightest normal reaction from the villain, but looked like " The weapon of war looks at Bao Zhengzheng from the face of "Xingjue" wearing headphones, and then continues to approach Bao Zhengzheng.
Uh. It seems that there is something that I misunderstood.
Bao Zhengzheng's old face turned red rarely, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching, and then he said, "Well, didn't you listen to the beast kings clearly, I said that if you get any closer, I will kill myself, so it won't be easy for you to go back. Right? So please stop your footsteps immediately and don't approach me again, thank you."
However, his words had no effect, and the three alien beast kings still walked towards him with malicious expressions on their faces.
"Okay, don't keep coming, do we have to fight to the death? I am not a sworn enemy with you. If there is any problem, we can't talk about it. Don't you want me to go with you? Look at you My son's attitude, I really have to seriously consider whether to go with you."
Bao Zhengzheng has completely inherited the professionalism of calling his grandson if he can beat him well, and his father if he can't beat him.
Even the system was moved by the other party's spirit, and then came out to speak out.
"It's really embarrassing. You should just surrender, kneel down to the three beasts on the other side, and call daddy three more times."
Faced with the system's ruthless scolding and ridicule, Bao Zhengzheng didn't feel ashamed at all, instead he shouted at the system interface that was still being upgraded: "System father, save me, you can't just watch your host fall into crisis and not say anything. Welfare."
"Besides, why am I so passive? It's not because you don't upgrade sooner or later. You choose this time to upgrade the system interface. I can't perform any fairy arts. I can only rely on a frying pan to support me. Even if I am upright, no matter how wise and powerful I am, I will only suffer from the enemy."
That's right, all of this could have been avoided, all because the timing of the system upgrade interface was wrong, so now, the system has the obligation and responsibility to provide itself with benefits to avoid this crisis.
System: "Are you done?"
Hearing the impatience in the system's tone, Bao Zhengzheng made a decisive decision and replied: "No! I still have a question about my father!"
system:"."
Bao Zhengzheng cheekily begged: "System father, save me, I don't want to die, I still want to give you retirement, I don't want to see system father, you white-haired person giving away black-haired person, crying until tears run down your nose, It is so tragic that those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry, it is miserable."
System: "Enough, I will get bored if I hear this kind of words too much. All operations on the system interface have stopped, so the immortal spells and equipment you obtained before cannot be used. Now I will issue a task for you You can’t finish it either, so for now, there’s only one way left to go.”
"System dad, please speak."
"Hosting."
"Are you finally going to let me be managed by the system?"
"Do whatever you want, I'm too lazy to be on your body."
"Don't, don't, daddy of the system, come on me, please."
"What a cheap bone"
Then, Bao Zhengzheng suffered a blow from the system, and his mind suddenly became very confused.
After the conversation just now, Bao Zhengzheng has accepted the system's suggestion and is temporarily managed by the system.
He found that his grip on the pan was out of his control.
Except that his brain can still think, his ears can still hear sounds, and his eyes can still see things, other parts of his body have lost his voluntary control.
Is this managed?
At this moment, a system voice sounded in his mind: "Now I will take over full control of your body for one minute."
Uh. Just 1 minute?
Unexpectedly, the system is also a 1-minute fast man!
However, just as this idea came up, Bao Zhengzheng's consciousness suffered a critical blow from the system, almost knocking him unconscious.
"If there is such behavior again, I don't mind giving your conscious world a kaleidoscope of Sharingan."
After warning Bao Zhengzheng, the system took over control of his body.
And the three alien beast kings on the opposite side seemed to sense the changes in Bao Zhengzheng's body, and stopped one after another.
The giant bear and the beast king raised its sharp bear paws and made a defensive move, "What's going on? Why does this practitioner make me feel a deadly and dangerous aura all of a sudden?"
The big snake and beast king wrapped around him also felt the same way, "Shushasha, it really isn't easy, there must be something hidden in this young man, we'll have to go all out later."
The giant tortoise and beast king who walked upright didn't talk too much nonsense, and directly sprayed an atomic breath towards Bao Zhengzheng.
This is a typical example of those who can move their hands and try not to use their mouths.
He had just taken over the system of the host's physical body, and suddenly felt an extremely hot breath emerging from the opposite side.
Immediately afterwards, he raised his eyes and saw a blue flame spurting towards him.
The system directly caught the atomic breath of the Giant Turtle and Alien Beast King with a simple movement of raising his hand, and defeated it with a pinch.
"I protest, I oppose, I refuse!"
Bao Zhengzheng shouted angrily in the conscious world.
Why the same physical body can be unlocked for free once the system is used, but he has to complete the task to get the pitiful novice benefits when he uses it as a serious deity.
It's too much, the system uses his physical body to pretend to be beeping, but he doesn't pay the rent. This is illegal. Let me tell you.
"court death!"
The system completely ignored Bao Zhengzheng in the conscious world. He looked at the huge body of the giant tortoise and beast king, and immediately snorted coldly, then suddenly threw the frying pan held tightly in his right hand towards the opponent, the movement was so fast that even the afterimage He didn't stay, and likewise, he didn't give the other party a chance to react.
The pan drew a stream of light in the air, and in the sight of the giant turtle and beast king, he saw such a shiny black thing heading towards him with an extremely terrifying pressure.
Under the shock of this coercion, the giant tortoise and beast king felt that he could not move his limbs.
"Dangdang!"
The frying pan directly penetrated the plastron of the Giant Turtle Alien Beast King, and penetrated through the extremely hard carapace on the back.
The system snapped a right hand, and the pan flew back along the original trajectory.
This action is very similar to the US team who picked up Thor's Hammer in Avengers 4.
The entire audience witnessed Bao Zhengzheng's action, but there was no thunderous applause, nor did they hear the 'fuck'.
Because the alien beasts present could not speak human language.
(End of this chapter)
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