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Chapter 241 It's so good, you don't even have to memorize the lines
Chapter 241 It's so good, you don't even have to memorize the lines
However, there are some who overachieve, and naturally there are those who fail to meet the target.
"Tell me, Zhang Yuyu, what's the matter with you?"
Instructor Lu Su asked the young man wearing a pair of thick glasses: "Don't tell me, you are so fucking addicted to alchemy that you can't extricate yourself. You said that since you entered the first class of the heavenly class, Since when did you ever do something serious, alchemy every day, if it wasn’t for your excellent alchemy skills, don’t think you can do it under my hands and I’ll sue you.”
"Also, Wang Tianba, what's going on with your team? Why did you only hunt and kill so many alien beasts for three days? Tell the other students loudly how many three beasts your team has hunted and killed in total. sky!!"
Another young man named Wang Tianba, who was named by Lu Su, lowered his head with a bluish complexion, then raised five fingers, and said hesitantly, "25 heads."
The number is indeed not up to the standard, but it shouldn't be so publicly criticized by name.
I remember that there seemed to be a team with fewer than these 25 beasts.
Is there something tricky here? ?
Who knows, when class teacher Lu Su heard this, he was so angry that the ancestral graves were smoking with him.
If it weren't for the presence of so many pairs of eyes, with his current anger level, he could give Wang Tianba a combined swordsmanship.
"25, tell me where did you get 25, the soldiers of your team have clearly reported to me that you only killed five pig-like beasts, and the corpses are still waiting for the professional people slaughtered."
This time, the evidence was conclusive. Director Lu Su was not angry that Wang Tianba didn't live up to his expectations and only killed five strange beasts, but that the other party tried to deceive him with lies.
Weak strength and low realm, these can be strengthened and improved through acquired practice, but once there is a problem with the immortality, then no matter how qualified the cultivation is, it will only become an evil practitioner who harms the party in the end.
Don't do it out of evil, now at such a young age, he dare not face up to his own shortcomings, and even try to cover them up with lies. Such a practitioner is not worthy to be a student of his generation of sword fairy Lu Su.
"Okay, you Wang Tianba, you still dare to lie to me, you are really more courageous than a pig and a strange beast."
Lu Su's class teacher is going to use his teaching skills in the industry of tutoring for hundreds of years to save this student who is about to step into the abyss of evil practitioners.
As the saying goes, a filial son is born under a stick, and a good man is born under a yellow wattle.
Sword Immortal Lu Su has always believed in this most reasonable saying from the mortal world.
If these little devils don't give them a good look, they will never learn a lesson.
On the other side, Wang Tianba seemed to sense Lu Su's class teacher's intentions, and immediately took two steps back, then hid behind the four teammates, and hurriedly defended himself and his teammates: "Class teacher, class teacher! , don’t be so anxious, let me explain to you, yes, the soldiers who followed brought back five pig-like beasts. I admit that I am not mistaken about this, but I want to reiterate that our team is indeed It was under my leadership that I heroically hunted and killed 25 strange beasts."
"Don't do anything, don't do anything, the corpses of the remaining twenty beasts are in the belly of the Zhuyi King's beast, just cut it open with a knife, and everything will be revealed!"
At the critical moment, Wang Tianba's emotion when he spoke moved all the students in Class [-] of the day level.
At this moment, class teacher Lu Su also stopped holding his 'palm of benevolent tutor' and asked sternly: "What do you mean?! Wang Tianba was told that I won't give you a chance. You give me a call immediately." Make it clear, or I will slap you in the face later!"
Wang Tianba, who temporarily escaped the slap, stood up from behind his teammates confidently, and then began his speech: "Teacher, listen to me, those five pig-like beasts, When I saw them for the first time, I knew that all five of the piggies were pregnant, and they were at least quadruplets, and they were going to give birth soon, so we did."
The other four teammates also echoed: "That's right, that's what it looks like."
Then, Qi Qi pointed at Wang Tianba and said: "If there is anything wrong with this, then all of this is his fault, Wang Tianba. We can hunt and kill more strange beasts in these three days, but because The captain said that the number was enough, so we didn't continue to do anything."
Wang Tianba was helpless with such a group of teammates who knew how to protect themselves.
But the facts were as they said, so Wang Tianba didn't make any excuses, but accepted all this calmly.
However, he is very sure that the five pig-like beasts they hunted and killed are definitely pregnant, and they are at least quadruplets, and at most they may reach octuplets. At that time, they can declare a few more beasts .
This is called once and for all!Those with brains eat their brains, those without brains eat their energy, and those without brains and powers cannot find food.
After listening to Wang Tianba's defense, Director Lu Su still wanted to slap him.
Because of such a speculative matter, he didn't think of it in advance, allowing Wang Tianba to take advantage of the loophole.
If in the future, all the students followed Wang Tianba's example and only killed pregnant beasts, wouldn't they run away in disorder?
At this moment, there was a commotion outside, as if some other students had come back.
"It's back, it's back, 'Langlang' is back!"
That's right, Bao Zhengzheng and his underground Taobao team are back.
Since leaving the mortal world, Bao Zhengzheng has left a lot of unconfirmed and confirmed legendary deeds in the academy. It can be said that he has become the most watched figure in this year.
Bao Zhengzheng was not stage fright at all, as if it was not the first or two times that he was under the spotlight. He just walked into the resort like this. Although he didn't walk out of any steps that he didn't recognize, he also attracted most of the people in the villa. The eyes of the students and the staff of the villa.
Then, this large group of practitioners were all surrounded.
Because they saw Bao Zhengzheng and the other four students' current outfits, which were too unorthodox.
All of them have disheveled hair, and their hairstyles can basically refer to the combination of "Braces girl, Nai He is beautiful", and the hair is also dyed, red, blue, yellow, and green. Only Bao Zheng has the original black short hair.
After talking about the hairstyle, let's talk about the outfit.
Although it is impossible for every student who comes back to be clean and complete (we are talking about the attire, not the body), they are not as terrifying as these five people. It can be said that they were fished out of the quagmire. The mud had dried off his clothes and body, and he looked inexplicably creepy.
At this time, in this leisure resort, there is probably no one who does not want to know this question.
What the hell did this team go through in these three days! ! ? ?
Bao Zhengjing saw his class guide from the vast crowd, and just opened his mouth to say something, but he was immediately flanked by a large group of waiters who looked like waiters, but were actually waiters, and then he was taken into the morning room. I went to the well-prepared medicinal bathhouse, took a comfortable hot bath, and enjoyed an authentic Northeastern-style bath.
This mud ball rubbing, really enjoy it!
(End of this chapter)
However, there are some who overachieve, and naturally there are those who fail to meet the target.
"Tell me, Zhang Yuyu, what's the matter with you?"
Instructor Lu Su asked the young man wearing a pair of thick glasses: "Don't tell me, you are so fucking addicted to alchemy that you can't extricate yourself. You said that since you entered the first class of the heavenly class, Since when did you ever do something serious, alchemy every day, if it wasn’t for your excellent alchemy skills, don’t think you can do it under my hands and I’ll sue you.”
"Also, Wang Tianba, what's going on with your team? Why did you only hunt and kill so many alien beasts for three days? Tell the other students loudly how many three beasts your team has hunted and killed in total. sky!!"
Another young man named Wang Tianba, who was named by Lu Su, lowered his head with a bluish complexion, then raised five fingers, and said hesitantly, "25 heads."
The number is indeed not up to the standard, but it shouldn't be so publicly criticized by name.
I remember that there seemed to be a team with fewer than these 25 beasts.
Is there something tricky here? ?
Who knows, when class teacher Lu Su heard this, he was so angry that the ancestral graves were smoking with him.
If it weren't for the presence of so many pairs of eyes, with his current anger level, he could give Wang Tianba a combined swordsmanship.
"25, tell me where did you get 25, the soldiers of your team have clearly reported to me that you only killed five pig-like beasts, and the corpses are still waiting for the professional people slaughtered."
This time, the evidence was conclusive. Director Lu Su was not angry that Wang Tianba didn't live up to his expectations and only killed five strange beasts, but that the other party tried to deceive him with lies.
Weak strength and low realm, these can be strengthened and improved through acquired practice, but once there is a problem with the immortality, then no matter how qualified the cultivation is, it will only become an evil practitioner who harms the party in the end.
Don't do it out of evil, now at such a young age, he dare not face up to his own shortcomings, and even try to cover them up with lies. Such a practitioner is not worthy to be a student of his generation of sword fairy Lu Su.
"Okay, you Wang Tianba, you still dare to lie to me, you are really more courageous than a pig and a strange beast."
Lu Su's class teacher is going to use his teaching skills in the industry of tutoring for hundreds of years to save this student who is about to step into the abyss of evil practitioners.
As the saying goes, a filial son is born under a stick, and a good man is born under a yellow wattle.
Sword Immortal Lu Su has always believed in this most reasonable saying from the mortal world.
If these little devils don't give them a good look, they will never learn a lesson.
On the other side, Wang Tianba seemed to sense Lu Su's class teacher's intentions, and immediately took two steps back, then hid behind the four teammates, and hurriedly defended himself and his teammates: "Class teacher, class teacher! , don’t be so anxious, let me explain to you, yes, the soldiers who followed brought back five pig-like beasts. I admit that I am not mistaken about this, but I want to reiterate that our team is indeed It was under my leadership that I heroically hunted and killed 25 strange beasts."
"Don't do anything, don't do anything, the corpses of the remaining twenty beasts are in the belly of the Zhuyi King's beast, just cut it open with a knife, and everything will be revealed!"
At the critical moment, Wang Tianba's emotion when he spoke moved all the students in Class [-] of the day level.
At this moment, class teacher Lu Su also stopped holding his 'palm of benevolent tutor' and asked sternly: "What do you mean?! Wang Tianba was told that I won't give you a chance. You give me a call immediately." Make it clear, or I will slap you in the face later!"
Wang Tianba, who temporarily escaped the slap, stood up from behind his teammates confidently, and then began his speech: "Teacher, listen to me, those five pig-like beasts, When I saw them for the first time, I knew that all five of the piggies were pregnant, and they were at least quadruplets, and they were going to give birth soon, so we did."
The other four teammates also echoed: "That's right, that's what it looks like."
Then, Qi Qi pointed at Wang Tianba and said: "If there is anything wrong with this, then all of this is his fault, Wang Tianba. We can hunt and kill more strange beasts in these three days, but because The captain said that the number was enough, so we didn't continue to do anything."
Wang Tianba was helpless with such a group of teammates who knew how to protect themselves.
But the facts were as they said, so Wang Tianba didn't make any excuses, but accepted all this calmly.
However, he is very sure that the five pig-like beasts they hunted and killed are definitely pregnant, and they are at least quadruplets, and at most they may reach octuplets. At that time, they can declare a few more beasts .
This is called once and for all!Those with brains eat their brains, those without brains eat their energy, and those without brains and powers cannot find food.
After listening to Wang Tianba's defense, Director Lu Su still wanted to slap him.
Because of such a speculative matter, he didn't think of it in advance, allowing Wang Tianba to take advantage of the loophole.
If in the future, all the students followed Wang Tianba's example and only killed pregnant beasts, wouldn't they run away in disorder?
At this moment, there was a commotion outside, as if some other students had come back.
"It's back, it's back, 'Langlang' is back!"
That's right, Bao Zhengzheng and his underground Taobao team are back.
Since leaving the mortal world, Bao Zhengzheng has left a lot of unconfirmed and confirmed legendary deeds in the academy. It can be said that he has become the most watched figure in this year.
Bao Zhengzheng was not stage fright at all, as if it was not the first or two times that he was under the spotlight. He just walked into the resort like this. Although he didn't walk out of any steps that he didn't recognize, he also attracted most of the people in the villa. The eyes of the students and the staff of the villa.
Then, this large group of practitioners were all surrounded.
Because they saw Bao Zhengzheng and the other four students' current outfits, which were too unorthodox.
All of them have disheveled hair, and their hairstyles can basically refer to the combination of "Braces girl, Nai He is beautiful", and the hair is also dyed, red, blue, yellow, and green. Only Bao Zheng has the original black short hair.
After talking about the hairstyle, let's talk about the outfit.
Although it is impossible for every student who comes back to be clean and complete (we are talking about the attire, not the body), they are not as terrifying as these five people. It can be said that they were fished out of the quagmire. The mud had dried off his clothes and body, and he looked inexplicably creepy.
At this time, in this leisure resort, there is probably no one who does not want to know this question.
What the hell did this team go through in these three days! ! ? ?
Bao Zhengjing saw his class guide from the vast crowd, and just opened his mouth to say something, but he was immediately flanked by a large group of waiters who looked like waiters, but were actually waiters, and then he was taken into the morning room. I went to the well-prepared medicinal bathhouse, took a comfortable hot bath, and enjoyed an authentic Northeastern-style bath.
This mud ball rubbing, really enjoy it!
(End of this chapter)
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