Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 227 The first person to eat crabs is very admirable

After avoiding the tiles, Bao Zhengzheng still has to face a porcelain plate that has not been cleaned after eating, a football that was signed by the football king and finally proved to be fake, a black film that was scratched, A bouncy tennis ball, a basketball that has been practiced for two and a half years, a black gear that scares Digimon, a fruit knife that costs two yuan in the supermarket, and a dog that often falls into the ditch. Bowling balls, a meteor hammer, and a sky opener.

I have to say that if Bao Zhengzheng hadn't been for the protagonist's halo, he really couldn't escape the eighteen hidden weapons.

Fortunately, in the end Bao Zhengzheng discovered the blind spot of these hidden weapons, which was lying on the ground.

Bao Zhengzheng showed a disdainful smile as he looked at the hidden weapons flying around "咻咻咚" above him.

Then, in this posture of lying on the ground, he evacuated this dangerous place bit by bit.

"Walking fast is good for the world, walking slowly makes no money."

"It's all hallucinations, it won't frighten me!"

"I thought this would stop me, at most I just kept lying on the ground and crawling like this"

Bao Zhengjing suddenly discovered that there were three strange beasts in his line of sight that were obviously different from the group of dogs and strange beasts.

A carp straightened up, and Bao Zhengzheng, who turned into a golden retriever and a strange beast, immediately got up from the floor.

He took a brief glance at the surrounding environment, as well as the three tough-looking alien beasts in front of him, and Bao Zhengzheng felt something bad in his heart.

"Golden-winged street bird, judging from the painting styles of these three people, they should be the dog cadres of the Alien Beast King's epileptic dog."

Obviously, I accidentally broke into the headquarters of the Alien Beast King Epilepsy.

I just don’t know if this weird beast king is here.

Looking at these dog cadres who all have the same tough appearance and similar stature, it feels a little sad to be honest.

Even a dog has the figure of a bodybuilder, but he is still so unsightly in figure as a practitioner.

It's really shameful and shameful.

Just when Bao Zhengzheng was feeling emotional about his figure, the three-headed dog cadres all raised their huge dog paws and pointed at Bao Zhengjing who was transformed into a golden retriever.

"Knock on your own dog, don't open your claws, boss."

Bao Zhengzheng immediately raised his two dog paws as a gesture of surrender.

The three dog cadres didn't expect that this mere golden retriever dog would speak human words, which really made them feel weird.

"My own dog? Why have I never seen you before? Do you know what level of dog can enter here? Are you impatient to dare to break in casually!!"

The short-haired Bulldog Alien Beast has a very domineering expression, but it looks a little cute and interesting.

Facing the aggressive questioning of the bulldog and alien beast, Bao Zhengjing hurriedly exonerated himself and said, "It's really vicious, my name is A Hai, and I don't know how to behave when I'm here for the first time, please don't blame the three big brothers." its me."

The boxer dog at the other end's eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly: "Ah Hai? Hehe, you are indeed suspicious. All members of our Epilepsy Dog Gang are surnamed Wang!!"

Bao Zheng, the golden retriever, was taken aback for a moment, and immediately argued: "That's right, my name is Ah Hai, and my full name is Wang Zanghai. I'm the real No. [-] dog of the Wang family!!"

The last dog cadre was a fluffy Chow Chow. It blew up the hair that blocked the window of its soul, glanced blankly at the golden retriever beast who claimed to be Wang Zanghai, and asked in a low voice: "You said you are Wang Zanghai?"

Bao Zhengzheng opened his dog's mouth, forced out a "Please believe I am a dog" smile, nodded and replied: "It's not Wang Zanghai."

Unexpectedly, the Chow Chow slapped its paw on the ground and said angrily, "You are confused, how can you call your golden retriever Wang Zanghai! No, he is here, let's go!"

Bao Zhengjing didn't know which sentence he said wrong, why can't a golden retriever be called Wang Zanghai?Also, this chow chow dog was so excited that it made him leave quickly. What was the reason for all of this?

Also because of this moment of hesitation, Bao Zhengzheng lost the excellent opportunity to run away, and saw a gust of evil wind blowing, which made Bao Zhengzheng unable to open his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, and the next moment he felt a strong and The powerful dog's paws strangled his neck, making him a little out of breath.

Amidst the evil wind, Bao Zhengjing clearly saw a familiar star face appearing in front of him.

"It's you, Sun."

Bao, who turned into a golden retriever, hadn't finished his serious speech when he felt the dog's paw strangling his neck getting stronger, and he couldn't help sticking out the dog's tongue.

"Uh"

It's so painful, it's so painful, I'm going to suffocate, I'm going to suffocate
Bao Zhengjing suddenly discovered that the canine tooth hidden in his pocket before his departure, which was given by Miaomiao Alien Beast King to track and confirm the crazy dog ​​Alien Beast King, unexpectedly made a burst of movement at this time.

Could it be that the bull terrier wearing sunglasses in front of him is the epileptic dog of the alien beast king that he is going to assassinate this time? !
The next moment, the bull-headed terrier beast gave the answer.

"Which of the gang members of my Epilepsy Dog Gang doesn't know that in this place, there is only one dog that can be called Wang Zanghai, and that is me as their leader!"

"Aren't you called Epilepsy Dog?"

"Crazy Dog is my nickname, and Wang Zanghai is my real name."

Hearing the bull-headed terrier introduced his identity like this, Bao Zhengjing couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Don't you think the name Hong Lei is more suitable for your dignity?"

But he remembered that there was no tear mole in the corner of Hong Lei's eyes!
But this kind of words, not to mention that he can't say it now that he is strangled by someone's neck, even if he didn't fall into the hands of the enemy, he would definitely not say it.

The bull terrier suddenly sniffed Bao Zhengzheng, who was transformed into a golden retriever, and frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple, "You have a very heavy taste of a practitioner, don't you not only not a dog-shaped alien beast, but even an alien beast? neither??"

It's over, I almost forgot that this dog's sense of smell is very sensitive.

Now my image in the eyes of others has only been changed, but in fact I am still the same person.

Just when Bao Zhengzheng was racking his brains to defend himself against the scent of a cultivator, the Chow Chow creature that warned him to leave quickly came out and said, "Boss, I have a way to detect it." To find out whether he is a golden retriever, it is better to let my subordinates come and test its authenticity."

Bao Zhengzheng and the Bull Terrier, who were being choked, both turned their heads and looked at the Chow Chow Alien Beast, wanting to hear what method the other party had to prove it.

The Chow Chow walked over step by step, and said word by word: "As the saying goes, dogs can't change eating cakes."

Before he finished speaking, Bao Zhengzheng suddenly had a premonition that he would transform into Liang Feifan.

Sure enough, when he saw the Chow Chow Alien pointed at the dog outside next to him who was having a poop, he said loudly in a Hong Kong tone: "Don't say so much, what are you doing today?"

Bao Zhengzheng broke out in a cold sweat. Looking at the still warm dog daddy, he instinctively felt a little nauseous.

No, it’s such a big deal!
Are you still tired today?

I used to drink Yakult every day, but I have never tried it in my life.

(End of this chapter)