Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 103 Go home and have a look, go home and have a look

After being away from home for more than three months, the moment when I finally saw my relatives again was so touching, weeping, and sweating.

Holding two gas tanks in his hand, wearing a durian with a strong smell of cat feces on his head, and maintaining a dignified, independent movement of a golden rooster all the time, he didn't know how these half an hour passed.

Sitting opposite him was Aunt Bao, who looked like she was ascending to the throne. That is to say, his mother was staring at him with a straight face.

It has to be said that my figure is still so burly, but her face is much less kind than before, and there is a lot of white hair on her temples, which makes Bao Zhengzheng feel a little uncomfortable.

Then, he said to Mrs. Bao affectionately: "Why are you buying durian? It stinks so much that I almost lose my sense of smell."

Mrs. Bao snorted, and said with a serious face: "You lost your sense of smell, I think you don't even want your sense of taste, so hurry up and tell me the truth!"

Bao Zhengzheng opened his mouth and was about to say something, but was forcibly interrupted by the guard Zhan standing on the left side of Mrs. Bao, that is, Bao Zhengjing's fat nephew.

"Grandma, leave it to me to ask questions."

The fat nephew is young, but he is very old-fashioned with a big belly of a capitalist. He walked towards Bao Zhengzheng, and then patted Bao Zhengzheng with his powerful fat palm. On the serious butt, he even threatened: "Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!"

After fighting for a long time, he almost knocked off the durian on Bao Zhengzheng's head.

"You are asking!"

Bao Zhengzheng yelled out in an extremely aggrieved voice.

As soon as I walked in, I asked him to carry two gas cans and hold a smelly durian on his head like a golden rooster without asking any questions.

Now he still insists on explaining himself all the time, but he doesn't even know what issue he should explain first.

Fat Dun's nephew stopped Fat Palm when he heard the words, then looked up at Bao Zhengjing, and said, "Oh, I forgot, grandma, what do you want to ask uncle?"

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Aunt Bao recalled Fatty's nephew, and then began to interrogate herself: "Tell me, what happened just now?"

Bao Zhengjing pretended to be stupid, and asked, "Just now? Did something strange happen just now? Why didn't I notice it?"

What he said was that there was nothing wrong with it, not to mention that he had been outside just now and hadn't seen what was going on inside, so Madam Bao had nothing to do with Bao Zheng's pretending to be stupid.

She resisted the urge to slap her son in the face, calmed down and said, "The person I dragged in was obviously Xiao Shu, but why did she turn into someone else when I turned around? How do you explain this?" ?”

"This can be explained."

"Then tell me."

"Your eyes are blurred."

Bao Zhengjing's words are really logical, he is kind of happy, but from the outsiders' point of view, he is a little bit irrational.

The corner of Aunt Bao's right eye twitched slightly, thinking that it was because I couldn't hold the knife anymore, or it was your happy son who drifted away.

Although she wanted to hit someone very much, she still wanted to forcefully hold back her bad breath, and said coldly, "You're pretty brave, okay, I don't care about this matter with you, I'll just ask you."

Before he finished speaking, Bao Zhengjing once again looked at Aunt Bao affectionately, and said without missing a word: "I loved it, I have something to do tomorrow, I don't have much money, it will be updated on the 9th, the manuscript has no code, this question No, Lanxiang, Baoda, save my mother, don’t regret it, don’t know about Amway, eat yogurt and lick the lid, eat potato chips and don’t lick your fingers, don’t make an appointment, the shadow area in your heart caused by my harm to you at this moment is about [-] Square centimeters, is there anything else you want to ask?"

It's lawless, it's too much to bully your mother!

Aunt Bao couldn't bear it any longer and stood up. The powerful aura knocked out the chairs under her. Even Shu Hu, a Qi Refining and Tongxuan practitioner sitting on the sofa, was swayed by Aunt Bao's powerful aura. Goosebumps broke out all over the field.

This was the first time she felt such a terrifying aura on a mortal body.

It's almost comparable to her mother at home.

All mothers in this world are the same, this is the law that has not changed since the beginning of Pangu.

"Go to the garbage disposal plant immediately and eat the garbage inside! You get out here!"

Seeing Aunt Bao's angry appearance, Bao Zhengzheng, the son, couldn't bear it.

It's all because of my mouth, isn't it that I have suffered enough from this mouth?

I really don't have any memory at all, Bao Zhengzheng was heartbroken.

In fact, as a child, he often goes home to visit, which is showing his filial piety. However, Bao Zhengzheng has not been back home for two full years.

I can't blame Mrs. Bao for coming to him in person this time. Who knew that it was such an unfortunate coincidence that such a thing happened, so it's no wonder she was so angry.

Bao Zhengjing immediately knelt down with one leg bent, and confessed honestly: "I was wrong, I was wrong, my Aunt Bao, I confess this to you, Xiao Shu and I broke up peacefully four years ago, The person sitting on the sofa is actually a friend of mine. Her name is Shuhu. She thought you were calling Xiaoshu when you called her on the phone before, so all of this today was a misunderstanding, my God. "

After listening to the explanation, Mrs. Bao did not forgive so quickly, but she also calmed down a lot.

"Okay, there's no need to explain the matter between you and Xiaoshu, then I'll ask you, answer me honestly, does this child belong to you two?"

Aunt Bao asked, pointing to the shallot pancakes that were also sitting on the sofa.

In fact, Aunt Bao didn't care who Bao Zhengzheng broke up with or not. What she cared more about was who Bao Zhengzheng gave birth to this cute child.

Bao Zhengzheng shook his head and said, "No, I found him in the trash can on the XJ Tourist Road."

Realizing that Mrs. Bao's expression was on the verge of breaking out, Bao Zhengzheng hurriedly explained: "I really picked it up on the road to XJ, I really didn't dare to lie to you, hey, the police station has already filed a case." It's just that the child's family members have all gone to sell salted duck eggs. Seeing that the poor child is about to be sent to the local orphanage, I took the child back on my own initiative , I forgot to bring my ID or something this time when I came here in a hurry, and I will definitely bring it for you next time."

Sensing Mrs. Bao's expression of hesitation, Bao Zhengzheng quickly gave the onion cake a look, and introduced her, "This is my old lady, remember to call grandma to know?"

"Okay Brother Bao, grandma!" The onion pancake shook the sheep's tail at Mrs. Bao in a friendly way.

However, the fat nephew standing next to Mrs. Bao rushed over there suddenly, and then grabbed the two horns on the head of the shallot pancake.

He observed it very carefully for a while, and then showed a smile of "I have seen through everything".

Bao Zhengzheng was startled for a moment, he knew that his fat nephew was not an ordinary person, didn't he expect that the other party would see through the sheep onion pancake so quickly?
That's how he is.
"Your clothes are nice. You can send me the link later."

(End of this chapter)