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Chapter 102 Don't Mess With Women Casually

There is such a kind of woman who can successfully capture the attention of all the men in the audience without having to pose any particularly charming poses in front of people, even if she doesn't even need to pay a single ambiguous look. Allure, no doubt Penelope Cruz is that kind of woman.

Although Lin Yi would always be chased and intercepted by groups of women after training or competitions, the gap between those women and Penelope was a bit too big.

That's right, this Spanish girl is very beautiful, but Lin Yi still only looks at her from the perspective of appreciation.

But then Lin Yi discovered that it seemed that Penelope had a strong magnet installed on his body.Whether it's the bald man who works on the lighting, or the photographer with a beer belly, the eyes of almost all the male staff in the studio are following her figure, for fear of missing the smile of this Spanish girl.

Even the male dog who didn't know who brought it at the door "hummed" at Penelope, "humming" and breathing hot air. When Lin Yi saw this scene, he scratched his head and laughed at himself. , it seems that men are so virtuous and have no immunity to beautiful women.

Attracting the audience's attention in a quiet way, Penelope swayed her elegance in front of everyone, showing her charm as a woman.

This is an absolute natural stunner, just think of Mendes' lascivious expression when he mentions Penelope Cruz, Lin Yi swears, if Mendes is given a chance, he will definitely pursue this man crazily Spanish beauty.

Being able to work with such a beautiful woman, Lin Yi was less bored with the complicated commercial shooting, not only him, but also Ronaldo who came later, he was less complaining, although the time on the plane made this guy Feel very bored.

But when Ronaldo saw Penelope Cruz, he excitedly said to Lin Yi beside him, "Wow, buddy, you know, when Mendes told me that he wanted to cooperate with her, I came back on the earliest flight from Manchester to Porto."

"Brother, don't be like this, we don't know each other very well, why do you insist on holding my arm tightly when you talk about women? Hey! Don't touch me! I don't want the people present to misunderstand the relationship between us. If there is anything in between, get away from me quickly, get out!"

It was the first time that Lin Yi discovered that Ronaldo was very easy to fall into an impulsive state when he saw a woman. Those two claws almost touched his whole body. The relationship has become so good?

You must know that a few months ago, the two of them were rivals fighting to the death on the football field. Could that woman change the magnetic field of this world?
"My God, why did God create such a perfect woman? Even looking at her back here makes people feel impulsive. I swear, I must let her be my girlfriend at the Manchester United Christmas banquet, even if All day."

"If I could take her out to a Manchester United banquet, I bet anyone the men in Manchester would be jealous of me for it."

Ronaldo is like a chatterbox, chattering about Penelope's beauty in Lin Yi's ear. Lin Yi has never discovered that this guy has such a strong language talent. He swears that Ronaldo is in heat with a horse right now. The stallion is no different, it is definitely the sperm on the brain.

"Okay, I'm going to get to know this beautiful partner, bless me, I will definitely use the charm of a man to conquer this Spanish beauty."

After saying this, Ronaldo twisted his body and walked towards Penelope who was talking with others in the distance without waiting for Lin Yi to react.

"Fuck me! This grandson can twist his old waist like a Spanish bullfighter. From now on, I will never know this guy."

Looking at the obsequious smile on that Ronaldo who twisted his body close to Penelope, Lin Yi swore that from this moment on, he would definitely treat that guy as a passerby, otherwise, he would really not be able to lose remember that person.

You have to say that Penelope is a very well-bred woman. When Ronaldo sticks to him with a flattering face, she can still greet Ronaldo very decently, shake hands, and even chat for two In other words, the measure is definitely just right.

A mature woman will not make anyone feel rejected or forgotten, but she will never make the relationship between two people appear too close. This may be the woman's communication skills. In contrast, Ronaldo and Lin Yi treats this aspect too tenderly.

"Dude, do you see that the number one beauty in Spain has been completely captured by my masculinity, I promise, before the end of this commercial shooting, I will be able to get her private phone number smoothly, maybe in a few days you will You will see me on the headlines of entertainment newspapers."

When Ronaldo returned to Lin Yi with a satisfied expression on his face, he seemed to be showing off to Lin Yi how good he was at flirting with beauties.

"Wow, she is such a beauty." When Lin Yi despised Ronaldo's estrus-like performance, a childish voice sounded from behind them.

When Lin Yi turned his head away, he saw standing behind him was a girl wearing a striped top and jeans. Her dark brown hair was draped over her shoulders with playful arcs. Her round face made this little girl Exudes a youthful flavor.

Lin Yi even felt for a moment that this round face was particularly like a steamed stuffed bun, with a sensuality that made one want to go up and pinch it immediately.

I don't know if the other party is of mixed race, anyway, those brown eyes combined with the dark brown hair make people feel very comfortable.

She just stood behind Lin Yi, staring at Penelope Cruz's figure intently, like a groupie.

Looking at this girl who was half a head taller than him, Lin Yi didn't know what she was doing in this studio, but what Lin Yi paid the most attention to this little girl might be the smile on her face. that sweet smile.

It's just that her outfit seems a bit too ordinary, just like the staff here, nothing special.It's just that for some reason, Lin Yi always noticed that when the little girl beside her laughed, she looked like a very sweet candy, filled with a feeling of happiness.

Maybe the other party also noticed that someone was looking at her. When the little girl turned her head, she also glanced at Lin Yi. She still had that sweet smile on her face, but her clever eyes When looking at Lin Yi, there was a hint of playful banter.

"This kind of beauty will make people intoxicated, isn't it? It's no wonder that few people can block her charm. Even as a woman, I am a little bit moved, let alone a man. I bet if she wants to , every man here will become her trophy."

"But if you two want to date her, you'd better give up the idea, do you know who she has rejected in Hollywood?" The little girl standing behind Lin Yi and Ronaldo seemed to be talking to herself Said to the two people in front of him.

"Nicolas Cage, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, and many others. If you really count them all, I'm afraid it will take a long time. Even these men can't capture women. Do you think that with your own Can it be done?"

The little girl didn't care if her words irritated Lin Yi and C Luo, anyway, she just talked to herself.

"You are indeed a bit handsome, but compared with those people, you seem to lack a bit of maturity, and you, maybe I should call you a boy."

Originally, Lin Yi didn't have any reaction to what this little girl said, especially when he saw her hit Ronaldo, he even felt a little gloating, but he didn't expect that little girl's blows were too wide, and he just said a word. It irradiated both of them.

What do you call me?boy?There is no mistake!Now Lin Yi really wants the little girl in front of him to see what a real pure man is.

But in front of this little girl, Lin Yi was not that rude, although he did not agree with that little girl's evaluation of Ronaldo.

handsome guy?Come on, that's obviously a monster that has fallen into a crazy estrus state. Well, Lin Yi really doesn't know how handsome Ronaldo is.

Just like the group of fans in Portugal often said, our handsome Chris and the lovely Lin Yi, these two statements were ruthlessly denied by Lin Yi.

He never thinks that he has anything to do with cuteness, and he definitely doesn't think that Ronaldo is so handsome. He can only say that the eyes of these women really make him angry, just like when he is surrounded by women like those aunts every day Same, really made him unbearable.

Ronaldo showed his demeanor at this time. He didn't pay attention to the very unattractive little girl in front of him. There was no need to guess the direction he turned and left. The only thing that could attract him to move was this scene. Yes, only Penelope is left.

But Ronaldo's departure didn't end the whole thing. The war between Lin Yi and that little girl had just ignited. Perhaps, this was the injustice.

If Lin Yi was attracted by the little girl's smile just now and thought she was a cute little girl, then now he definitely thinks she is a tricky girl, and he was almost confused by what the little girl said just now. I choked on water.

It's fine to talk about C Luo Shuai. The question is that this little girl who is obviously underage actually uses the word "woman" when talking about herself. Isn't that funny?
"Cough, cough, woman? You?" Although Lin Yi knew it was impolite to say this, he really couldn't connect the word woman with the little girl in front of him. Look at Penelope So elegant, look at this one in front of you again, alas, the gap is not 01:30.

Although Lin Yi has a bit of a preconceived opinion, but in terms of comparing these two, if you ask which man at the scene is in front of you, he will not regard the person in front of Lin Yi as a woman, right? This girl looks younger than Lin Yi. A few years younger.

A woman, ten years from now, maybe she will be considered a woman then.

Now than?Too pointless, right?One is waves of breasts surging, the other is Yimapingchuan, how can this be compared?Would you compare the size of a health ball to a papaya?
Lin Yi swears that even McCarthy's bust looks more like a woman than the little girl in front of him, let alone compare her with Penelope.

Even if it's not about the figure, the temperament of the two can't be compared. Penelope even walks and talks with a touch of elegance.

And the girl standing in front of Lin Yi was still chewing the gum in her mouth just now, Lin Yi swore that this girl had blown bubbles ten seconds ago.

Now one is curvaceous and wearing a gorgeous dress, where she shows her grace and luxury, attracting the attention of all the men present.

The other one was "calmly" wearing a casual suit from top to bottom, standing in front of her like a minor.

Big sister, please, women are definitely not like you, well, now you have nothing to do with female characters other than being a person!
Please look in the mirror before saying this, the one over there is considered a woman, you are like this, at most you can be classified as a woman.

Although Lin Yi didn't say these words, the expression he showed after looking at Penelope and then at the little girl in front of him had already betrayed everything.

If Lin Yi could predict the future, he would definitely regret that he used such eyes to scan the person in front of him who was just a little girl in his eyes.

It was obvious that the little girl opposite him was very sensitive to this. Although Lin Yi didn't say anything, she seemed to have guessed what the other party wanted to say.

It may be that Lin Yi's gaze comparing the little firewood girl in front of him with Penelope seemed to have angered this little girl with a steamed bun face, and then Lin Yi suffered a series of crackling verbal attacks.

"Don't think that only 36D is called a woman. There are many kinds of women. It's not only the figure and appearance that are called women. Do you understand, idiot!"

When dealing with the Spanish media, Lin Yi also showed his sharp teeth, but in front of women, the biggest lesson Lin Yi learned was, never show off your mouth skills presumptuously, because women are always better than you to exploit the aggression of language.

When the girl who had a sweet smile just now swung her playful brown hair and turned away in front of Lin Yi, Lin Yi didn't give Lin Yi a chance to refute her, leaving only an angry back, and No matter how you look at it, it makes people very "calm".

"Uh, this grumpy creature of the opposite sex." This is the only comment Lin Yi left on the girl after the other party left. He didn't even have a chance to refute in the tens of seconds just now. The sweet smile of the little girl is gone now.

However, when Lin Yi looked back and saw Penelope, everything was relieved. He was about to cooperate with this Spanish beauty to shoot commercials. Let these small things go, at least it won’t damage his body. Mood, as for that little girl, let her go.

But 10 minutes later, when the director of the commercial filming invited Ronaldo, Lin Yi, and Penelope to his office, Lin Yi discovered a very serious problem, because the one who had burned himself with anger just now The little girl I picked up was also standing there.

"What... what are you doing?" Lin Yi looked at all this blankly, but after 1 minute, he began to collapse.

Because the director pointed to the little girl and said to Lin Yi, "Hey, young man, this is your partner when shooting commercials, Selena Gomez, the most popular singer in Disney now, I think your cooperation will definitely Be the highlight of this ad.”

ah! ?What, didn't I do this commercial with Penelope?Lin Yi now feels that his brain is not enough.

four people?That director seems to have said just now that Ronaldo and Penelope are a pair, and he and that little girl with a bad temper are a pair?That's right, God, Holy Mother, don't do this to me, okay? Is this some angel sister who is taking me for a holiday?
highlight! ?This will definitely be a fucking disaster, because Lin Yi has already seen the little girl opposite him, slightly raised her very sensual chin, and is demonstrating to herself. At this moment, Lin Yi has already I have a hunch that today will definitely not be a good day.

"Wait a minute, I have to call my agent. I have a very small problem. I need to discuss it with him." Lin Yi stood up calmly under the eyes of the other three people, slowly Get out of this office.

Then, when no one else was paying attention, he quickly found a corner and took out his mobile phone, dialing Mendez's number as quickly as possible.

"Didn't you say that I'm going to star in this commercial with Penelope? Why is Ronaldo now partnering with her, and I'm going to be with an underage little girl?" Lin Yi kept his voice down as much as possible to talk to the phone Mendez on the other end said.

"Uh, actually, there is another person, but it seems to be written in the script I gave you, because the director found that your appearance and Penelope would be a bit incongruous, so he will find a Act out the drama with people your age."

Mendes obviously wanted to remind Lin Yi that he had already handed everything over to him before that, so he couldn't be blamed if he didn't read the script.

"Cool! If you didn't say it earlier, I just want to ask you now, can I still refuse to act in this commercial?" Lin Yi is about to collapse now, working with that little girl?He still hasn't forgotten the lesson he learned ten minutes ago. This is absolutely impossible to be a pleasant cooperation experience.

"This...it seems...can't, um, I still have a contract, I'm talking on the phone later, click, beep...beep..." Mendes didn't leave Lin Yi behind and continued to berate himself Unexpectedly, he hung up the phone very quickly.

"Your uncle!!!" Lin Yi's only way to vent his anger now is probably to greet Mendez's relatives.

Now Lin Yi can only accept the unchangeable fact without tears. He moved back to the director's office door with difficulty, but one second before he stepped into the office, he heard a more disturbing passage. Crashing conversations.

"Selena, actually, I think we should add a kissing scene before the end of the scene between you and Lin Yi. That kind of advertising effect will be better, but you can rest assured that my photographer will use borrowed seats." way to handle this shot, without actually kissing."

The commercial director seemed to be explaining to that grumpy girl about commercials, what?Want to kiss that girl?Nope. . .Uncle director, this is the first kiss, you can't just ruin it like this! ! !
Before Lin Yi opened the door and went in to veto the matter, that immature voice had already given a response. This answer stunned Lin Yi, the poor young lady, and he finally realized the horror of women.

"It's okay, I don't need to use the borrowing scene, it may look more natural, I can shoot according to the director's request, there is no problem with the kiss scene, and the bed scene is fine."

Pfft, Lin Yi already felt that he was bleeding internally. . .A woman's revenge is truly terrifying. . .Never mess with women casually. . .

(Let’s make an update today, the network cable has a problem, so I can’t connect to it... For those who are waiting for the update, I’m sorry... Regarding the female pig, Selena Gomez, the real person is born in 92, but I will let her here Two years older, changed to a 90-year-old, a new star that Disney has recently promoted. She debuted very early. I like watching this little girl recently. I think she is a pretty good new star. I recommend her latest MV, A Year Without Rain hope you like it too.)
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