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Chapter 260 Smoker: Captain, you really can't fool me! (Third update, please subscribe)
"Captain, I want that smoking fruit!"

At this moment, on the second row of seats in the auction venue, Smoker looked eagerly at the smoking fruit on the two trays, his eyes clearly revealing the meaning of wanting.

Of course, there is no exception in the mouth, Smoker is currently seeking advice from the great captain, Lord Ross.

"Ahem, that... Smoker, the natural devil fruit is not necessarily the best. Don't look at this guy boasting so much, but in fact, this smoky fruit is very weak at first glance. I feel that this one Devil fruit is not suitable for you at all, it is not suitable for you at all!"

Rose was talking nonsense with his eyes open, trying his best to belittle the smoking fruit, hoping Smoker could give up.

"Captain, there is definitely something wrong with your eyes. Don't you think that the smoking fruit fits me very well?"

Smoker stared at Ross suspiciously.

The captain couldn't be willing to spend the money because the price of the smoking fruit was too expensive?
Smoker was very skeptical of Rose's words.

"Do you suspect that Captain Ben is lying to you?" Rose frowned.

"Is not it?"

Smoker curled his lips in disdain, "Captain, you are fooling people. When you fool people, you have such an expression. You don't blink your eyes, and what you say seems to be true. In fact, you are playing others as idiots..."

"Hey, I said you are going too far, captain, it's fine to fool outsiders, but you fool your own people, are you still human, captain?"

"How did I fool you?"

Ross looked at Smoker speechlessly, "Smoky fruit is really bad, and it might not suit you!"

"I feel like a good fit!"

Speaking, Smoker pointed to the cigar in his mouth, "Now I am a man as ethereal as smoke, and this fruit is simply the most suitable devil fruit for me!"

I don't know why, the moment he saw the smoking fruit, Smoker felt an emotion called longing and wanting.

As if, this smoking fruit should belong to me!

Smoker was sure that this was the first time he had seen a smoking fruit, but for some reason, he felt that way in his heart right now.

Therefore, in the face of Master Captain's deceit, Smoker exposed it without hesitation.

It's fine to fool outsiders, but fooling one's own people, this is really unbearable!
"Uh……"

Seeing Smoker, who was so eager for the smoking fruit, Ross really softened his heart for a while.

Is there really any connection between Smoker and the smoking fruit?

Seeing Smoker's desire for the smoking fruit, Ross also wanted to bid for Smoker's smoking fruit.

But when he saw the smoky rising prices, he was in pain again.

At this moment, the smoking fruit has been auctioned for more than 5000 million Baileys, and the price is still rising. Although the bidding speed has slowed down a lot, the final transaction price will definitely exceed [-] million Baileys. Was fired to [-] million Pele.

Price is too high!
On the other hand, the bomb fruit has not exceeded 7000 million Baileys. Compared with the smoking fruit that has been maliciously hyped to increase the price, the bomb fruit is obviously more cost-effective.

To describe Rose's current situation in one sentence, he is very cash-strapped.

So, it's not that Ross doesn't want to help Smoker to bid for this smoking fruit, but he is too poor, so what should he do?
Ross is also very helpless!
Therefore, he could only continue to persuasion, "Natural devil fruit does not mean that it is powerful, it still depends on the development of the fruit by the capable person, and the degree of compatibility. To be honest, I feel that the bomb fruit is quite suitable for you. It can cause an explosion at will, isn't it much better than smoking a smoke?"

"But Captain, your burning fruit is clearly natural!" Faced with Rose's earnest words, Smoker himself analyzed calmly.

"Uh, I have a great relationship with Yazao Fruit, and we met because of fate, and I became the ability user of Yazao Fruit!" Rose explained with a serious face.

"Captain, if you want to say that, then I feel that I am also related to the smoking fruit. Maybe participating in this auction today is the inevitable encounter between us!" Smoker still analyzed calmly.

"What do you call an inevitable encounter? Lao Tzu's burning fruit is obviously worthless for even one Bailey. If you look at the smoking fruit, it will be almost [-] million Bailey. It's just a smoke, and it's not a powerful nature It's not worth the price at all!" Rose's tone was a little more exasperated.

"So, Captain, you say so much, or is it because the smoking fruit is too expensive, and you are not willing to spend this money?" Smoker accurately found out the point in Rose's words that is beneficial to him.

Fuck, Smoker, you shouldn't be so smart, okay?

You guys have thick eyebrows and big eyes, shouldn't you be less thoughtful?
Ross feels that Smoker's character design is a bit broken.

When I first boarded the ship...

Uh, this guy seems to have learned to paddle as soon as he got on the boat. When he was working with the Navy in Alabasta, he was the only guy who did nothing but be a paddler.

I seem to have misunderstood Smoker all the time!
This time, Ross was really out of words.

Smoker is too smart, it's okay to fool others by himself, no one is a fool, but Smoker, he can't fool him at all, he is completely unreasonable!

"Smog, this smoking fruit really doesn't have any offensive power. Think about it carefully, can the smoke from the cigar you smoke be offensive to people?" Rose said with a righteous face.

In this regard, Smoker just took a puff of his cigar lightly, and then blew the smoke from his mouth towards Tesiomik behind him.

Tesiomik suddenly inhaled a big mouthful of smoke, coughed violently, and gasped for a long time before recovering. He was looking at Smoker angrily.

Smoker was very satisfied with his results, pointed to Tesiomik behind him, and said with a smile: "Captain, have you seen that whoever said that smoke can't be aggressive to people, isn't it just choking Tesiomik?" Have you cracked this guy?"

"Look, this is just ordinary smoke. If I develop it carefully, I might choke people to death with a smoke, or simply smoke with poison. Captain, have you heard a word? Killing invisible is the most deadly!"

Smoker said seriously.

You're right, I'm speechless.

Ross was completely speechless.

This guy Smoker is totally out of character, and he can't be fooled at all. It is estimated that even if he gives a few more examples of bad smoking fruits, Smoker can find a lot of advantages to refute himself.

If you continue to debate, you will definitely lose!
But, I am the captain!
For the crew, it's so boring to use foolishness, just finish the job with high pressure.

Just explode the fruit, eat or not?
Don't eat?

You have to eat if you don't eat!
Dare to confront the captain?
It's against you!
"Explosive fruit, I will pay 7000 million Baileys!"

At this moment, Ross no longer consulted Smoker and started bidding directly.

　The third change, the 220 monthly ticket plus change, seems to have broken the 240 monthly ticket.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)