fall at hogwarts
Chapter 98 Puberty Problems
Chapter 98 Puberty Problems
Ed filled his pockets with things and was about to head to the library.
"History of Magic, oops, how do you memorize this thing? It hurts."
On the way, Ed recalled his previous historical achievements. From childhood to adulthood, he only passed twice.
One of them was the high school entrance examination. Relying on the extremely high scores in other subjects, I squeezed into the best high school in the local area.
Fortunately, the college entrance examination in the 23rd century only needs to take the test of language and mathematics, and there are also subjects to prepare for specialization.
Ed majored in biology and minored in chemistry, and said goodbye to history when he was a sophomore in high school.
Another pass was when he was taking the postgraduate entrance examination after graduating from university. At that time, Ed had already followed Mr. Maozi.
In order to go to the postgraduate entrance examination with the teacher, I had to take the test: Spaceship Pilot Qualification Certificate, commonly known as a driver's license.
But do you know? A driver's license in the 23rd century requires a history test!The development history of the spaceship is the key point!
For this driver's license, Ed took the test seven times in a row, from a graduate student to a postdoctoral fellow, and only then did he get the book.
Ed hates memorizing history!
"Hey! Boy, stop!"
One grabs Ed by the shoulders and pulls back hard, pushing Ed against a pillar in the hallway.
Ed recalled the past, but didn't notice the few people standing in the corridor, looking at him maliciously.
After being pushed, he came back to his senses.Looking at the clothes of these people, the clothes on their bodies are more or less silver and green. Is this from my yard?
Ed was puzzled, since they belonged to Slytherin, why did you stop me?
Looking up at these seniors, one has acne all over his face, one has a big mole on his nose, and the other has freckles on his face.
Although being blocked, Ed was still very polite: "Several seniors, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? What are you asking us for?" The pimple smiled dismissively, and pushed his companion against his shoulder.
Freckles stepped forward and moved his face closer, and Ed could feel his breath, and stepped back involuntarily, and his bad breath came to his face when the hunchback spoke: "You boy, do you know that you have broken the rules of Slytherin? "
"Rules? What rules?" Ed was very surprised. He was either in the Forbidden Forest or on his way to the Forbidden Forest every day. Where would he have time to break the rules?
Is it possible that the number of times everyone can go to the Forbidden Forest is still limited?I exceeded the number of times?
"Are you still playing dumb with us?" The guy with the mole on his nose pushed Ed: "Miss Parkinson has already told us that you are the one who protects that Mudblood."
"Who am I protecting?"
"Mudblood!"
"Who is under my protection?"
"Mud, bum, bastard!" Ed and the big mole looked at each other, and his voice became louder and louder.
"who are you?"
"Mudblood!"
"Oh."
Hearing Da Mole's answer, Ed was satisfied, and he didn't care about him just yelling at himself.After all, he has admitted that he is a Mudblood, and Ed has to protect him.
Afterwards, Ed calmly walked up to the big mole and pimples, and pushed them away. Since then, he has never had any troubles since puberty.
Wait, did you forget about freckles?
However, how could the big moles and pimples make Ed happy, and did not let Ed pass.Responding to the big mole being teased by Ed, his face was gloomy:
"You kid playing with me?"
Ed stepped back quickly, glanced at the big mole's butt, and waved his hands quickly: "I don't dare, you really know how to joke, the butt is too small, I'm afraid it will hurt me."
"I'll beat you to death!" Big Mole waved his fist and was about to dance over. Ed subconsciously dodged backwards, but he was still slow and was knocked down on the ground.
"Hiss~" Ed gasped because of the pain.Not because of the punch in the chest, but because of the pain in the butt after falling.
"What are you doing!" A girl in a floral skirt with a book in her arms ran over, pushed away the puberty problem, and helped Ed up:
"Are you all right?"
Ed stood up and looked up at the man who helped him up.
It's just a mass of softness to the eye, but it's a pity they're hidden under a hideous piece of fabric.
Then I saw a beautiful face, but it felt a little worse than Elizabeth.Of course, this may be because Ed's aesthetic concept is different from that of ordinary people. He thinks that the face of this senior Ravenclaw is a bit square, and an oval face would be perfect.
"Qiu! I suggest you don't worry about this matter!" Acne grabbed Zhang Qiu's clothes and said fiercely: "Although Xia You is covering you, I hope you have self-knowledge, Xia will graduate next year!"
"Then he hasn't graduated yet?" Zhang Qiu broke free from the acne and said, "At least my brother hasn't graduated yet!"
"Qiu, I admit that Chinese Kung Fu is very powerful, but can he come now?" Acne pulled Zhang Qiu away, threw it on the wall beside him, spilled the book on the floor, and pointed to Zhang Qiu and said, "Don't worry about it." No business! Ravenclaw bird!"
Seeing that Acne treated Zhang Qiu like this, Ed's anger rushed up in his heart.Originally today was unlucky enough, so he narrowly escaped death.Then he was blocked by gangsters again and asked himself to play school violence with them.
Do you really think that you can do whatever you want after a few years of development?It's just a few more years of touching calluses on your hands, what are you hanging on?
Then he lowered his hand, took out his gun, and pointed at freckles, large moles, and pimples:
"I advise you to be kind."
Seeing a black thing pointing at themselves, the three of them were taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly:
"Little brother, are you kidding me? In Hogwarts, Muggle guns are useless.
But even outside the castle, your gun without magic fluctuations is ineffective against us.
Also, are the feathers on the muzzle a joke? "
"Haha, it's possible, he probably wants to laugh us to death."
Among them, whelk stretched out his head with a smile, then put the muzzle of the gun on his forehead with his hand, and provocatively said:
"Come on, shoot, hahaha."
……
"Whoo~"
Voldemort and Snoke successfully escaped from the forest with a mouse and a snake. The squirrels in this forest are too crazy.Follow Voldemort every day, hoping that he will use the smashing spell to blow up the tree so that they can eat the bugs hidden in the tree.
Not only that, but more female squirrels were posing in front of Voldemort, wanting to ask Voldemort for something.
Voldemort would agree, and fled overnight with Snoke.
"Voldemort, it's actually good for us to stay there, it's great to have something to eat every day!" Snoke said, licking his tongue.
Every day, squirrels will take it to find the mouse's burrow, so don't have a good day.
"Okay, what a fart, hurry up! You've eaten all the rats in the forest!"
Voldemort slapped Snoke's neck with a slap. He had more important things to do. How could he focus on his relationship with Squirrel?
"Damn squirrels! Damn spring! Damn Adlermay! Damn Harry Potter!"
(End of this chapter)
Ed filled his pockets with things and was about to head to the library.
"History of Magic, oops, how do you memorize this thing? It hurts."
On the way, Ed recalled his previous historical achievements. From childhood to adulthood, he only passed twice.
One of them was the high school entrance examination. Relying on the extremely high scores in other subjects, I squeezed into the best high school in the local area.
Fortunately, the college entrance examination in the 23rd century only needs to take the test of language and mathematics, and there are also subjects to prepare for specialization.
Ed majored in biology and minored in chemistry, and said goodbye to history when he was a sophomore in high school.
Another pass was when he was taking the postgraduate entrance examination after graduating from university. At that time, Ed had already followed Mr. Maozi.
In order to go to the postgraduate entrance examination with the teacher, I had to take the test: Spaceship Pilot Qualification Certificate, commonly known as a driver's license.
But do you know? A driver's license in the 23rd century requires a history test!The development history of the spaceship is the key point!
For this driver's license, Ed took the test seven times in a row, from a graduate student to a postdoctoral fellow, and only then did he get the book.
Ed hates memorizing history!
"Hey! Boy, stop!"
One grabs Ed by the shoulders and pulls back hard, pushing Ed against a pillar in the hallway.
Ed recalled the past, but didn't notice the few people standing in the corridor, looking at him maliciously.
After being pushed, he came back to his senses.Looking at the clothes of these people, the clothes on their bodies are more or less silver and green. Is this from my yard?
Ed was puzzled, since they belonged to Slytherin, why did you stop me?
Looking up at these seniors, one has acne all over his face, one has a big mole on his nose, and the other has freckles on his face.
Although being blocked, Ed was still very polite: "Several seniors, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? What are you asking us for?" The pimple smiled dismissively, and pushed his companion against his shoulder.
Freckles stepped forward and moved his face closer, and Ed could feel his breath, and stepped back involuntarily, and his bad breath came to his face when the hunchback spoke: "You boy, do you know that you have broken the rules of Slytherin? "
"Rules? What rules?" Ed was very surprised. He was either in the Forbidden Forest or on his way to the Forbidden Forest every day. Where would he have time to break the rules?
Is it possible that the number of times everyone can go to the Forbidden Forest is still limited?I exceeded the number of times?
"Are you still playing dumb with us?" The guy with the mole on his nose pushed Ed: "Miss Parkinson has already told us that you are the one who protects that Mudblood."
"Who am I protecting?"
"Mudblood!"
"Who is under my protection?"
"Mud, bum, bastard!" Ed and the big mole looked at each other, and his voice became louder and louder.
"who are you?"
"Mudblood!"
"Oh."
Hearing Da Mole's answer, Ed was satisfied, and he didn't care about him just yelling at himself.After all, he has admitted that he is a Mudblood, and Ed has to protect him.
Afterwards, Ed calmly walked up to the big mole and pimples, and pushed them away. Since then, he has never had any troubles since puberty.
Wait, did you forget about freckles?
However, how could the big moles and pimples make Ed happy, and did not let Ed pass.Responding to the big mole being teased by Ed, his face was gloomy:
"You kid playing with me?"
Ed stepped back quickly, glanced at the big mole's butt, and waved his hands quickly: "I don't dare, you really know how to joke, the butt is too small, I'm afraid it will hurt me."
"I'll beat you to death!" Big Mole waved his fist and was about to dance over. Ed subconsciously dodged backwards, but he was still slow and was knocked down on the ground.
"Hiss~" Ed gasped because of the pain.Not because of the punch in the chest, but because of the pain in the butt after falling.
"What are you doing!" A girl in a floral skirt with a book in her arms ran over, pushed away the puberty problem, and helped Ed up:
"Are you all right?"
Ed stood up and looked up at the man who helped him up.
It's just a mass of softness to the eye, but it's a pity they're hidden under a hideous piece of fabric.
Then I saw a beautiful face, but it felt a little worse than Elizabeth.Of course, this may be because Ed's aesthetic concept is different from that of ordinary people. He thinks that the face of this senior Ravenclaw is a bit square, and an oval face would be perfect.
"Qiu! I suggest you don't worry about this matter!" Acne grabbed Zhang Qiu's clothes and said fiercely: "Although Xia You is covering you, I hope you have self-knowledge, Xia will graduate next year!"
"Then he hasn't graduated yet?" Zhang Qiu broke free from the acne and said, "At least my brother hasn't graduated yet!"
"Qiu, I admit that Chinese Kung Fu is very powerful, but can he come now?" Acne pulled Zhang Qiu away, threw it on the wall beside him, spilled the book on the floor, and pointed to Zhang Qiu and said, "Don't worry about it." No business! Ravenclaw bird!"
Seeing that Acne treated Zhang Qiu like this, Ed's anger rushed up in his heart.Originally today was unlucky enough, so he narrowly escaped death.Then he was blocked by gangsters again and asked himself to play school violence with them.
Do you really think that you can do whatever you want after a few years of development?It's just a few more years of touching calluses on your hands, what are you hanging on?
Then he lowered his hand, took out his gun, and pointed at freckles, large moles, and pimples:
"I advise you to be kind."
Seeing a black thing pointing at themselves, the three of them were taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly:
"Little brother, are you kidding me? In Hogwarts, Muggle guns are useless.
But even outside the castle, your gun without magic fluctuations is ineffective against us.
Also, are the feathers on the muzzle a joke? "
"Haha, it's possible, he probably wants to laugh us to death."
Among them, whelk stretched out his head with a smile, then put the muzzle of the gun on his forehead with his hand, and provocatively said:
"Come on, shoot, hahaha."
……
"Whoo~"
Voldemort and Snoke successfully escaped from the forest with a mouse and a snake. The squirrels in this forest are too crazy.Follow Voldemort every day, hoping that he will use the smashing spell to blow up the tree so that they can eat the bugs hidden in the tree.
Not only that, but more female squirrels were posing in front of Voldemort, wanting to ask Voldemort for something.
Voldemort would agree, and fled overnight with Snoke.
"Voldemort, it's actually good for us to stay there, it's great to have something to eat every day!" Snoke said, licking his tongue.
Every day, squirrels will take it to find the mouse's burrow, so don't have a good day.
"Okay, what a fart, hurry up! You've eaten all the rats in the forest!"
Voldemort slapped Snoke's neck with a slap. He had more important things to do. How could he focus on his relationship with Squirrel?
"Damn squirrels! Damn spring! Damn Adlermay! Damn Harry Potter!"
(End of this chapter)
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