Miman's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 225 Are You Yourself?
Deadpool, formerly known as Wade Winston Wilson, was originally a Canadian special soldier. Later, because of cancer, he received the transformation of X weapon. Regeneration, even if the body is torn apart, it can be restored to its original shape, which causes excessive growth of brain cells, and people become crazy. The regenerative ability and cancer cells repel each other, resulting in a body full of scars, which is extremely and particularly ugly, ugly!
But Wade still has a girlfriend who loves him very much, so Wade went crazy and wanted to restore his original appearance, so after finding his "attending doctor" Ajax, he got the result that even he could not restore his appearance After that, Wade's sanity became closer to the point of collapse.

Later, I don’t know why, Fury found Wade, because an organization called the X-Men had invited Wade before, but Wade’s way of doing things made it difficult for the X-Men, and the most important thing, the X-Men Wade could not be provided with a salary, so Wade did not choose to join the X-Men, but Fury was different. The king of secret agents was very optimistic about people like Wade. He thought he was an excellent fighter, so he wanted to send him Come out with an invitation from the Avengers and a huge annual salary.

Wade only made one request, that is, if his face is restored, he will join and there will be no delay during the mission, and Fury agreed.

This is also the reason why Fury went to Parker and Joson, and it was also the reason why Natasha revealed Joson's information to Wade after Joson didn't agree to the treatment. This bastard is very bad!

"You mustn't mention that guy to me, or I'll really shoot a teenage kid! I really will, and don't think I'm wearing tights and going back and forth between buildings all day The guy who jumps repeatedly is as easy to talk, but I am a bloodthirsty mercenary who kills without batting an eyelid. I have killed more people than you have ever seen!" Wade kept changing his posture with two knives in his hand to increase his strength. The authenticity and credibility of the words, but it is of no use to Qiao Sen.

"Okay, what are you going to do? Mr. Deadpool?" Qiao Sen also had a serious chat with Deadpool. This Deadpool doesn't seem to be the one who is completely unscrupulous in the comics, but there are quite a few in the movie version. Conscience Wade.

"Very good, it seems that you are a smart person who knows how to advance and retreat, just like me, and you are also a very polite child. You actually call me Mr., do you know what they call me? Perverted marinated eggs, go stab durian and canadian, i really hate the name canadian! i'm canadian but i just hate it, you know why? because that guy is ruining my acting career, yes, that's it, you know the feeling ?"

Wade obviously became more and more mentally abnormal. This was not only because of the excessive growth of brain cells, but also because the thing he was most worried about and worried about was his girlfriend, who had always been with him. Vanessa who never gives up, if this girl dies or abandons Wade because of her appearance, it is estimated that the comic version of Deadpool will come completely, and now Wade is just a little manic because of worry.

"Get to the point." Qiao Sen reminded.

Wade patted his head, "Oh, look, how did I forget my perfect little head? It's better for you young people, I still remember when I was a teenager, it was already big, and I still"

"I've said that, but you can actually use another term, such as your popularity in school and the speed at which you change your girlfriend, to show your capital. Okay, you can continue." Qiao Sen signaled Wade to continue.

Wade didn't say anything, Crowley's demon mark worked, Joson's performance aroused Wade's interest, the boy didn't seem to be afraid of him and didn't dislike his long-windedness, but let him continue talking, and even Made a suggestion and it was great!

"Do you think I'm crazy? I think you will, because I think I'm crazy, but I know it's cancer, which is the kind of disease that will definitely die, but I've lived until now, but the price is I'm really annoyed by losing a bright and handsome appearance like you, because I still have a girlfriend to take care of." Wade started talking again while talking, but Qiao Sen interrupted him.

"What did you say you miss me just now?" Johnson asked.

"Like you are bright and handsome." Wade was interrupted by Johnson's laughter before finishing his sentence.

"Hahahahaha, you are so polite. We met for the first time. Wade, don't say something too honest. You can criticize my appearance. If it is too real, it will appear that I am so handsome on purpose. Yes, this is too deliberate, hahahahaha, although you are right."

Qiao Sen's shamelessly happy face made Wade dumbfounded. Are all children like this now?Does the earth still exist?The most basic cognition and shame are all gone!

"Also, you can describe it from other aspects, such as how shocked you were when you saw me for the first time, my face is as holy as carefully carved by God, and my light can't be seen directly. Thinking of these are more euphemistic Rhetoric is more trustworthy for readers, let's start!" Qiao Sen gave Wade a cheering gesture.

".Do you really know me? I feel that we are actually very similar in some ways." Wade pointed to Joson's face, one was still praising his handsomeness, and the other meant Joson's In fact, he has a fight with his face.

"I don't know, why don't you praise me?"

"Wait a minute, I have something to ask you. After you help me, I will spend a whole day praising you, praising you, praising you! Can you cure my face?" Wade took off his face after finishing speaking. His own mask, a face like a perverted tea egg with no thorns appeared in front of Qiao Sen.

To be honest, if it wasn't for Qiao Sen's good control, he would have vomited.

Wade could see Qiao Sen's patience, "What's wrong? Do you feel sick? It's normal, that's how I am, I can make everyone pregnant at any one stop, to be honest, you're still too young, If you are at my age, you will be more attractive, honestly, do you think my face can be cured?"

Qiao Sen suppressed his desire to vomit, and said slowly: "Man, you want to abandon him with this invincible face! Are you willing? Do you know how eye-catching you are? You have such a face. Everywhere is hot searched, standing still is the scenic spot, this face is so awesome, you actually want to change it, after changing it, can you still let people remember this face? How about finding a girlfriend at the annual meeting? ?"

"I want to change! You like you to use it yourself. I already have a girlfriend, but when I was with her, it was not like this. At that time, she said the three words 'I love you' to me. Time, not this disgusting face! Do you understand?" Wade yelled out of control, his girlfriend is now something he can't touch.

Qiao Sen reached out and used life energy to calm Wade's mood. This behavior also made Wade value Qiao Sen more. This is not a simple child.

"I can try, but the question is, are you really willing to change back?"

"Of course, I dream about it."

"No, you need to answer it yourself."

"Myself? Am I not myself?"

"What do you say?"

(End of this chapter)