Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman

Chapter 649 Condensed question mark on the forehead
"Damn! Are you investigating me?! What kind of respect for privacy is this?!"

After reading most of the draft contract items, the little spider couldn't help bullying Min Yisong and growling in a low voice.

But maybe it's an immature relationship, Yi Song even thought it was cute when he saw the furious expression of the little guy in front of him.

"Hmm—" Noticing the dispute between the two, Captain America picked up his coffee cup and smiled at Aunt Mei in a friendly manner, and got his wish in exchange for a far-fetched smile that was not so friendly.

Withdrawing his favor... Withdrawing his admiring gaze, Yi Song turned his head slightly and raised his eyebrows with an innocent expression: "Student Parker, has anyone told you that Twitter is also a public place."

"I mean..." Yi Song couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth while he was talking, a stalk about serious people and diaries suddenly appeared in his mind, "As a senior person in this industry, I suggest you finish the 'good deeds' ’ and don’t post them online.”

Hearing the word "good thing" being deliberately repronounced, Peter Parker's heart skipped a beat.

Peter wasn't worried that Yi Song and the others would be disadvantageous to him if they knew his secret. After all, according to the contract, the two strangers already knew almost everything.What worries him the most is...

"Peter? Can you explain to me what this is?"

Seeing Aunt Mei sticking the screen of the mobile phone straight up to his nose, Peter couldn't help crying in his heart, the thing he was most worried about really happened!It's just that he really didn't expect that Aunt Mei could open the webpage so fast.

"What did I say?" Facing the little spider's eyes asking for help, Yi Song tried hard to put away his melon-eating expression, "helplessly" spread his hands, "There is no privacy at all on the Internet. By the way, I am not targeting you, I think Anyone who counts their parents in their circle of friends is a warrior."

"Peter?" Aunt Mei, who didn't pay attention to Yi Song, raised her voice again, and shook the mobile phone nestled in her palm vigorously, "You still made friends with such a dangerous guy behind my back?!"

Gudong!

Looking at the screen that was less than 2 centimeters away from his eyeballs, Peter swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Peter didn't even dare to rub the bridge of his nose that was hurt by the phone screen just now.This poor 16-year-old boy, at this time, behaved like his peers who were discovered by their parents doing handicrafts in their own room, so at a loss.

Of course, the little spider shown in the screen is not in the state of overclocking with left and right hands, but at this time, in the little spider's heart, he might expect that kind of situation for Aunt Mei to see.

After all, for New Yorkers who have just been harassed by the Chitauri, the performance artist in the weird red tights in the video is more likely to arouse bad memories of Aunt May.

"This guy who can lift a private car with one hand... What is your relationship with him?" Aunt Mei, who regarded herself as a guardian (actually) was more concerned about her nephew's growth environment at the moment.

"I can't say it has anything to do with it."

Realizing that stretching the head and shrinking the head is a knife, Peter Parker, who has a super high IQ, decided to choose the optimal solution after straightening out his thinking logic.

It's just that when Peter saw Aunt Mei's expectant gaze burst out after he finished his first sentence, the explanation that had already been initially prepared turned into a slur between words: "Actually, generally speaking, Mei ..."

"Huh?" Aunt Mei in Yi Song's eyes raised her eyebrows and made a nasal sound. At this time, she looked very much like a parent who came back from the school's parent meeting to Yi Song.

"I... I am the 'guy' you speak of."

Peter Parker, who revealed the biggest secret in his heart, did not relax because of this, and his stiff muscles were no different than those of the students who were about to face their parents' mixed doubles in Yi Song's memory.

"Mrs. Parker, I think you need this."

Duh, duh, duh, duh!

After taking the cold coffee that Yi Song picked up from the coffee table, Aunt Mei tried several times to bring the rim of the cup to her lips and finally failed. She slapped the cup and saucer of the coffee back to the table After watching Yi Song find it hard, he resisted the urge to take out a handkerchief and wipe the coffee stains on the table.

"Oh, God!"

As if gaining confidence from the action just now, Aunt Mei acted like an enraged lioness:

"How can you do such a dangerous thing! Don't you know how powerful a car is? Don't you want to leave me after Ben? Damn it! This building has more than 20 floors, right? Didn't you ever think that you would fall into a puddle of mud!"

"Aunt Mei..."

"To shut up!"

"Oh……"

"Peter? Tell me it's not true."

what?
The little spider who was silenced by his aunt just a second ago opened his mouth, and could only look blankly at the other two strangers at the scene.

"Ms. Parker, think about what we do." Yi Song said, took out a new certificate and pointed it in May Parker's direction and spread it out on the coffee table, "There are already a lot of power enhancers these days, and those with supernatural powers will not be imprisoned." Concentration camp."

"He's still a kid!"

Staring into Yi Song's eyes tremblingly, Aunt Mei seemed to realize that the two in front of her wanted to recruit her nephew to take up any dangerous position, and even thought of what would happen if they fought against the Snake and Shield Bureau, but her pleading did not go against it. Stop: "He's still a kid!"

"Aunt May." At this time, Peter Parker, who had been posing for about ten seconds and was about to slack, climbed onto his aunt's back. He knew that it was time for him to stand up like a man.

Thinking of this, Parker couldn't help but tighten his five fingers, and then felt the smooth and delicate touch from the palm of his left hand.

Parker, who had perfect biological knowledge, soon realized that Aunt May was wearing home clothes, so he withdrew his left hand stiffly and swiftly, forcing his brain to empty and sat on the empty seat next to Aunt May, his eyes dodged but he firmly looked straight at her. On the opposite side of Yi Song and the two, an atmosphere of bitterness and hatred gradually permeated the living room.

"What's with the déjà vu of villains oppressing innocent citizens?"

Yi Song, who rolled his eyes and made complaints, didn't feel any guilt about being the instigator at the moment. He bent his legs and found a comfortable position and leaned on the sofa, interlaced his hands and turned his thumbs, and turned his chin toward the victim. Little Spider raised the contract draft in his right hand: "I have every reason to suspect that you haven't read all the clauses, otherwise you wouldn't have reacted to your aunt. Dude, I treat you like an adult, don't Live up to my expectations of putting the contract directly in your hands."

Due to long-term exposure to campus violence and cold violence, Peter Parker's autistic tendency has long been ingrained, otherwise he would not have chosen to completely conceal this fact and become a masked vigilante after gaining superpowers.We must know that normal people will most likely choose another option-relying on the improvement of physical fitness to integrate into the "hot-blooded" campus life. After all, there are many high school students in high school in the 21st century, as long as they don't behave so inhumanly.

He didn't, however, because just four months wasn't enough to heal the long-term bullying he suffered as a student.

Therefore, in Yi Song's respectful words, the little spider who had just raised his enthusiasm quickly became thinner like a leaky doll, honestly holding up the contract with both hands and nodding: "Yes, yes, sir. "

"?"

Seeing that the behavior of the Avenger "agent" from the Snake and Shield Bureau was not as rough as she imagined, Aunt Mei couldn't help shaking her head in a small and high frequency and spread her hands towards Yi Song and the two.Her frowning made the onlookers clearly feel the question mark on the forehead of this charming middle-aged woman.

"╮(◎_◎)╭?"

Seeing this, Captain America couldn't help saluting in the same gesture, his wide-open eyes seemed to be silently telling their master's bewilderment.

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(End of this chapter)