Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman

Chapter 281 One Fat Destroys Everything, The One Bald...

"Thor, did you just say you wanted to live on Earth with me?"

Finally hearing something he could understand, Thor hurriedly expressed his loyalty to his (harmonious) mother of the future child: "Yes, I will stay in Midgard from now on."

"Hey, where is Midgard?"

"Earth, Earth!" Darcy glanced at John who whispered to herself in disgust, and explained while smoothing the sleeves that had been wrinkled by her boyfriend just now, "This is what Thor and his hometown call Earth. In the Nine Realms it is called the Atrium."

"Oh, so the geocentric theory really has a basis?" John continued to read in bits and pieces.

"Cough—be serious, this is about business!" Yi Song, who couldn't stand watching, went around and pushed John's buttocks.

"Yeah." Jane, who was full of longing for the future, didn't care about the interruption of the onlookers this time. She first affirmed Thor's attitude with satisfaction, and then began to be persuasive, "So in front of you is a very Big problem."

As she said that, Jane winked playfully at Thor: "You have no money. What are you going to let our children eat?"

"Hey... aha, that's it, Thor." After suppressing his laughter, Yi Song persuaded with a haha, "No matter where you are, money is a necessity, I believe you who often lead troops to fight will understand This principle."

Actually I don't understand.uh... ok

Thor, who had always been paid for him in Asgard, wanted to refute, but immediately realized that the people standing around him included a very important character.He took a sneak peek at his girlfriend, his eyes lost in thought on the barren cafeteria for the children in the future.

"Okay." After about ten seconds, Thor finally decided to compromise with his lovely children (in fantasy), "So what you said, um...what's the matter with portrait rights."

"I just want to ask you to endorse our products." Although he was disappointed with Thor's business understanding ability, Yi Song explained in detail again, "This is a kind of hair loss regeneration, nourishing qi and blood, healing Kidney deficiency and prostate weakness combined..."

Yi Song was complacent about his wit while talking.You must know that after so many years of experience in opening a store, he understands that the vast majority of bald...well, male compatriots who don't have thick hair are not happy with the word "baldness", and they basically use hair loss to refer to their symptoms.Now there is a not very thick old man here~~
"Although I know what's going on, why does it sound more and more like a counterfeit drug seller?"

However, before the words fell, everyone heard Daqian's soft muttering.

(乛乛)×4
Going to Selvig, who was grabbing his trousers up and down by the desk, Yi Song noticed that the other four people looked at him with playful or approving eyes.

"Convex(￣︶￣)convex traitor!"

Yi Song silently compared a word to some two people with his mouth, and glanced at each of the "my family members" who knew the reason and asked with a smile.

Then he took out a retro-styled flask-shaped red potion bottle from his pocket (actually summoned from the prop bar), and handed it to Jane Foster.He sort of figured it out, it would be better to talk to her than to ask Thor about business.

"It's this potion." Noticing Jane Foster's touching and smelling movements, he turned his attention to Selvig who was still struggling to wear pants, "Dr. Selvig once patronized John and me. Many times in massage shops, this kind of potion is the concentrated version of wolfberry two... er, wolfberry medicinal wine, you can see how much we have spent by looking at the bright red color."

Now that we have talked about this, Yi Song decided to add fire. He greeted Selvig, whose hair was thinning again: "Doctor, the weather is not very hot at the end of April, so it's better to wear pants. Why don't you try this bottle of health wine to warm your body?"

"Warm your body?" Selvig's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and as soon as he loosened his hands, he kicked off the weight on his legs and walked towards the crowd, "Then you don't need to wear pants."

Seeing this, due to her curiosity, Jane naturally put the bottle in Eric's (Selvig's) palm.

"Gudoo, Gudou, Gudou."

The eager Selvig drank anxiously and quickly: "Ha~~~"

"Wow!" Thor let out an exclamation under his throat, but quickly restrained the expression on his face. After all, the image is very important, but he was still very surprised in his heart.Unexpectedly, when a bottle of inconspicuous red potion was put in, Selvig grew thick hair roots, and it was not pure white.

You must know that even people in Asgar cannot avoid hair loss.

Even his own father, God King Odin, the father of the gods of the Nine Realms, also failed to escape the bad luck of showing both sides of his forehead in his old age. Fortunately, his family has a beautiful gene, so the middle one Small strands of hair do not fall out.Therefore, when the father was wearing the crown to reveal the hair in the middle, no one noticed that His Majesty the great God King was in an abnormal hairline.

Um? ! !
hiss--

Thor, who was opening the potato chips, suddenly tightened his heart - he heard Darcy mention that when she joked about Eric's overwork, the symptom of hair loss is inherited from the paternal line, and the father will lose hair, that is to say...

w(Д)w! !
No wonder Loki's forehead has been getting bigger and bigger over the years.

Um?No, Loki is a descendant of the Frost Giants.

Thinking of this, Thor couldn't help but stare again. He remembered the scene when he invaded Jotunheim.When the group of them encountered the King of Frost Giants, there was indeed not even a single hair on the opponent's head!

⊙▽⊙! !

"Yi, my friend. Will this potion work for people in Asgar?" Thor, who couldn't help but worry about the future, asked Yi Song with a pleasant face.

Thor didn't feel embarrassed when Yi Song showed such an expression.In his cognition, the other party can be as strong as himself, and he is only a little worse than himself.After all, if he is fully prepared, nuclear weapons must be able to withstand... right?
After all, being fat destroys everything. You can see this from Vostak (one of the three warriors of Asgard). He was also a great guy when he was not married, otherwise he would not have become the earliest of the five Asgard irons. People who are married can become so fat now.

And the change in body shape alone will have such a big impact, that baldness...

Thor didn't want to think about what he would look like without his hair at all. If he lost all his hair, it could be regarded as another sturdy look. If there was a circle around it-then he would have to shave all of them off !Compared with hair loss, he even felt that losing his figure was not so unacceptable.

"I hope to experience the effects of the medicine for myself, Yi."

Being used to being straightforward, he didn't feel embarrassed at all.

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PS: The hairline on both sides of Odin, "Thor 3" 20 minutes and 40 seconds.

(End of this chapter)