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Chapter 75 Tsunade's Bet

"Come and drink with me!"

Hooking shoulders and back, Tsunade put his arms around each other's neck, and carelessly caressed about the skin-to-skin contact.

The welfare hair made Uchiha Xiu dizzy, while enjoying it, he was afraid that she would suddenly change his face.

"Sister Tsunade, I'm not yet an adult, can't I drink alcohol?"

"Tch, it's okay, with me here, it's okay to drink less."

As he said that, Tsunade patted Uchiha Hideo's back boldly, with such strength that it really gave people a headache in the physical sense.

However, when it comes to drinking, Uchiha Hideo is still quite moved.

In the past, he claimed that he would never pour a thousand cups, and he had never lost at the wine table.But these years, I have been busy practicing, and I have not touched a drop of alcohol, so I almost forgot what it tastes like.

Tsk tsk, I don't know how Konoha's wine tastes, I'm a little looking forward to it.

Seeing Uchiha Hideo's flickering eyes, Tsunade didn't even need to guess to know that the other party would make a bad idea again, he tightened his arms, and asked with a whimper.

"Sexy brat, what bad idea do you have?"

"It's nothing, I just want to get Tsunade-san drunk."

To be blunt, Tsunade has never shy away from joking, Uchiha Hideo simply confessed that he was just full of anger.

"Cut, it's up to you?"

"Heh, I claim to never get drunk with a thousand cups, and never pour ten thousand cups, sister Tsunade, do you dare to bet with me?"

"Interesting, little fox, what are you thinking about?"

"Don't you dare?"

Looking at the playful eyes of the other party, Uchiha Hideo's tone remained unchanged, and he used a very clumsy aggressive method.

However, Tsunade still really eats this set. It is better to say that she was already tempted when Uchiha Hideo said the word "gambling".

"Haha, don't you dare? Just kidding, what are you betting on!"

As he said that, Tsunade turned around deliberately, and pointed to the conspicuous green robe with the word "Gambling" on his back, not bragging about escaping the summer heat.

"You don't even ask around in the village. I've been to more casinos than you brag about. Do you know what the people on the road call me? Gambling monster! I'm not bragging with you."

Isn't it Big Sheep?

This bullshit, I almost believed it, the words are here, if he loses to Tsunade, he will be the eighth boy!

Just kidding, is it really the end of the world today?

"Okay, Master Gambling, if I win, you will still be my guide, but Master, I would like to ask Ziraiya-sama."

"What do you mean! Smelly brat, you look down on me? That pervert can compare with me! Are you afraid that he will teach you badly?"

"Only you are not qualified to say that."

Clutching his head, Uchiha Hideo's tone was Chen Ken.

Konoha Huang gambles on drugs, half a catty, and doesn't know Tsunade's self-confidence!

"Okay, if I win"

As he spoke, Tsunade leaned close to his face and whispered in Uchiha Shu's ear.

"I'll smash your clever little brain."

Warm breath blowing against the earlobe, itching, Uchiha Hideo turned his head awkwardly, a little unnaturally.

"Okay, it's a deal!"

It doesn't matter, Tsunade can't win anyway.

Tsunade also thought the same way.

She pursed her lips slightly, a bit of helplessness flashed across her cheeks.

Of course she knew why the other party changed masters. After all, Tsunade Ji's reputation has spread all over the world.As a guide and master, the protection that can be provided is very limited, and the cost performance is far inferior to Jiraiya.

How annoying.

Even if the other party's position is not problematic, being treated as a commodity still makes her extremely angry.

I am Sannin anyway!She is as beautiful as a flower, but she can't compare to that pervert Jiraiya?
If she didn't like this little devil, even if the old man asked her, she wouldn't bother to serve her.

There are many people who want to be her disciples, but until now, only Hideo Uchiha has interested her.

Clever, cunning, good-looking, talented and eager for peace, no wonder Orochimaru is fascinated by him.

Sighing softly, Tsunade pursed his mouth and twisted the soft flesh around Hideo Uchiha's waist irritably.Seeing his little face twitching in pain, he let out a sigh of relief, picked him up, and ran towards the izakaya.

Inside the izakaya, there were two figures, one big and one small, dressed in strange clothes, very conspicuous in the noisy crowd.

Meng Zhengtai in a hospital gown, and a big beauty in a loose green robe.

With such a tempting combination, in normal times, the people who strike up a conversation can line up at the village gate, but at this time, although the tavern is still lively, no one dares to be rude.

Just because of her identity as a woman, the strange power princess—— Tsunade Hime!

"Miss Tsunade is so noisy, why are you here?"

This izakaya was very different from his impression, not the slightest quiet and elegant.Instead, it was as noisy as a nightclub.

You won't be so picky, will you?Don't want to pay for a private room?
"I treat you, let's change to a quiet place."

There are punches and bragging laughter everywhere, and occasionally some sweat can be smelled from the tip of the nose.Uchiha Shu slightly raised his eyebrows and raised his voice so that the words could be conveyed.

"Idiot, drinking in this atmosphere is the only way to enjoy yourself!"

Tsunade rubbed the opponent's head, and waved his arms cheerfully to signal the waiter to serve the wine.

The green robe is loose, and the movement range is relatively large, revealing the fair skin faintly.But apart from Hideo Uchiha, no one here dared to take a peek. Obviously, Tsunade has a lot of achievements in this regard.

That's what he said, but after taking his seat, Uchiha Hideo still adjusted his body to block the opponent as much as possible.

"Come on, let me tell you about Ziraiya's problems."

When the beer was served, Tsunade couldn't wait to drink half of the glass and let out a long sigh of relief.Hugging Uchiha Hideo, yelling and chatting about Jiraiya's problems and embarrassing things.

Of course she is aware of her gambling luck, except for her grandfather, she has never won against anyone!

From agreeing to bet against Hideo Uchiha, he has already acquiesced in the request of the other party to change the master.

Although unpleasant, this little ghost is really likable.

She intentionally didn't push down the guidance of Jonin, probably she was taking care of herself, after all, haemorrhage is a threshold that she can't pass in her life.

Heh, brat, I still need your care?

Thinking of this, Tsunade took one cup after another, and soon a hill of empty bottles piled up on the ground.

Really, what the hell?

Grandpa's power is unmatched in the ninja world, he is warm-blooded and kind, how can he be like this cunning pervert?

But why. I still like him?

Alcohol began to take effect, and the more Tsunade looked at each other, the more he felt like the grandfather he remembered.

There was no similarity at all, but the two figures began to overlap.

Why?Is it because she is lonely?Or is it that his grandfather and he have a common ideal?
Peace, my grandfather wants to be Hokage, lead the village away from war and create a peaceful world, this kid
"Sure enough, it really looks like it."

The appearance of innocence, hard work, and striving for the same goal is really similar.

His cheeks were slightly drunk, Tsunade muttered to himself with the strength of alcohol, he couldn't help climbing up to the other's black hair, and stroked it gently.

"Hmm, what's the matter, Tsunade-san?"

With chicken legs stuffed in his mouth, Hideo Uchiha was in a coma for two weeks, relying on nutrient solution to survive.

"Little fox, give me a drink!"

Tsunade felt very ashamed by the comical appearance of the other party's wolfing down, and the feeling in a daze disappeared without a trace in an instant. He directly picked up the wine bottle, crushed the bottle mouth, and handed it over.

"But... I don't have a cup?"

"Big man, be coy, blow directly to your mouth!"

In the middle of the conversation, Tsunade suddenly remembered that the other party was a half-grown child, and it might be a bit indecent for bottle blowing.

He picked up his own wine glass, filled it up directly, and handed it to Uchiha Hideo.

From the beginning of the bet, she acquiesced that Hideo Uchiha is very good at drinking. After all, she is not bad at drinking, and she must win her own person, and she can afford a thousand glasses without getting drunk.

"Here, use it later."

"This is what you drank."

Taking the wine glass, Uchiha Hideo looked at the lip marks on the mouth of the glass, swallowed, and couldn't put his mouth down for a while.

"Nonsense, I don't dislike you at all, hurry up and drink, it's boring, after drinking, punch!"

As soon as he got interested, Tsunade had long since thrown away the mission and the like.Timely gratification is the most important thing!What's more, Uchiha Xiu is also very happy in it.

gurgling gurgling——

The other party didn't mind, of course Hideo Uchiha didn't care, and he didn't dislike it, and he was bored when he aimed at the lip print.

Mmm, a peachy lip balm…

"puff!"

Before he could finish the taste, his throat suddenly burned, as if it was on fire.Uchiha Hideo's eyes widened, and he couldn't hold back a mouthful of spray on Tsunade's face, the other's nose twitched immediately, a fist with veins bulged, and he was about to beat someone up.

"This wine is poisonous!"

A strong sense of dizziness rushed into his brain, Uchiha Hideo pointed at the wine bottle in disbelief, rolled his eyes, and simply lay down on the table, passed away drunk.

Rolling rolls——

The movement was so loud that the empty bottles at the feet were scattered and rolled away. On the label of one of the bottles, the alcohol content of 10 degrees was very dazzling.

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(End of this chapter)