I use a kaleidoscope to indulge in the Naruto world

Chapter 3 Disgusting Oral Integrity

The cold wind mixed with heavy snow was bitingly cold. In the cave, Xiaonan tightened his thin clothes facing the campfire, and spoke seriously to Hide Uchiha.

"There are currently two routes."

"One is to go around the mountains and take the road to the town. There can be supplies there, but it takes a long detour, and there is a danger of being discovered by internal detectives."

"So I recommend the second one. Take a shortcut and walk along this dense forest for half a day. There will be a hidden canyon. It is difficult to resupply, but it can save a day of walking."

Rubbing her chin and thinking for a few seconds, Hideo Uchiha quickly rejected her proposal based on experience.

"No, Mutsuki's temperature is too low, there must be heavy snow, I'm injured, and I don't have enough supplies, I'm afraid I won't be able to walk through the jungle. As for being discovered, it doesn't matter. According to what you said, Iwanin will find us sooner or later based on chakra and smell. Yes, going to town can wash away the smell and recharge your batteries."

"But... I have no money."

Hanging his head awkwardly, Xiao Nan licked the corner of his mouth and rubbed his fingers embarrassingly.

"The cities and towns in the Land of Rain are full of profiteers, spending a lot of money."

"Well, I still have a little more, you should have a look."

With that said, Hideo Uchiha unbuttoned the vest and the ninja bag at his waist, and laid out the items inside one by one.

Three shurikens radiating cold light, one mottled and reddish kunai, and a piece of dangerous paper with the word 'explosion' printed on it.

As for supplies, there were only four booger-sized yellow pills with a pungent smell, and three 1000 tael banknotes.

Looking at the shabby equipment in front of him, Hideo Uchiha patted his forehead reproachfully.

Damn it, I didn't even lick the bag, I remember Tsuchikage's brother-in-law is very rich.

Sighing slightly, Hideo Uchiha pointed to the neatly placed objects in front of him to signal Xiaonan to choose first.

"That's all. Divide the Bingliangwan first. You probably don't know how to throw the shuriken. Just choose one of the detonating charms and kunai for self-defense. As for the money, I will keep it."

Reaching out to put the money into his trouser pocket, Hideo Uchiha stuffed Xiaonan with two Bingliang pills, but he didn't show that it was non-toxic, and knocked a pill first as a demonstration.

He knew that Xiao Nan was very reliable and had almost no shortcomings except prodigal.

"Xiu Xiujun, I want it, can you give me the detonating talisman?"

Fingertips excitedly pointing to the talisman paper on the ground, Xiao Nan's eyes glowed, his little face was full of longing, he couldn't take his eyes off at all, he looked impatient like a cat begging for mint.

For some reason, this small talisman had a fatal attraction to her, and she was conquered just by looking at it.

"I want it, please give it to me."

"If you beg to this extent...here."

Looking at Xiaonan's longing appearance, Uchiha Hideo handed her the talisman paper with a strange expression.

Starting with the paper, the brilliance of the paper and the rough texture match just right. Xiao Nan rubbed it, like a child who got a beloved toy, and his little face flushed with excitement.

At this moment, even she who is good at covering up, can't help showing the innocent smile that belongs to children.

what--

Is this art?So beautiful!

Seeing Xiaonan bouncing up and down excitedly, Uchiha Hideo's heart beat a little faster, for fear that the girl would blow up the cave with force.

Sure enough, even if she didn't meet Jiraiya, even if she had a bad mind, even if she didn't know ninjutsu, this girl still had a soft spot for detonating talismans.

This is probably an instinct engraved in the soul.

Rubbing his eye sockets, Hideo Uchiha sighed helplessly.

"Be sober, it's almost dawn, and go on your way after eating Bingliang pills."

"Well, sorry, I lost my temper."

"The detonating talisman requires chakra, or press the 'explosive' seal in the center three times. By the way, this is just a weapon, so don't be reluctant to use it."

"It's long-winded, I know."

Having said that, Xiao Nan lowered his head, put away the detonating talisman very carefully and put it close to his body, curiously picked up the shit-yellow pill, and swallowed it with a frown.

"How does it taste?" Uchiha Hideo resisted the desire to vomit, and looked at her slightly wrinkled nose bridge with interest.

"It's fishy and smelly, like dried XX, but it's very comfortable, and the lower abdomen is warm."

The entrance was terrible, but the feeling of fullness that followed made the hungry Xiaonan squint his eyes in satisfaction.

Compared with the heart-piercing hunger, the pain in taste is insignificant.

"Really? I think it looks like a stinky sock that has been marinated for half a year. The person who researched this thing is definitely a pervert."

After rinsing his mouth with snow water, Hideo Uchiha moved his limbs slightly, and felt that his physical strength had recovered by half, and he could see with his left eye.

"Come on, you can't walk on the snowy road." After packing up, Uchiha Shuu was afraid that Xiaonan would not be able to bear the severe cold, so he took off the thermal tights in the vest and put it on her lightly, bowed down, and patted the back , signaling her to come up.

"Tch, the clothes are so sticky and stinky, I won't appreciate it if I decide on my own."

The body was inexplicably warm, Xiao Nanji tilted his head as much as possible restrained, and raised his voice a little bit to cover up his entanglement.

He said he was unwilling, but his body honestly lay on Uchiha Hideo's back, and adjusted his posture intentionally, blocking the exposed skin from the vest for him.

"Thank you."

"Hey... long-winded, let's go!"

The crimson color spread to the ears, Xiao Nan hesitated and turned his head, leaning against his back like a gourd, silent.

"Lie down, let's go."

After clearing the scene with the fire escape, until the flames were burnt out, and after confirming that there were no omissions, Hideo Uchiha flew south with Chakra attached to his feet, and finally turned into small dots and melted into the snow white under the guidance of Konan.

The next day, the second day Uchiha Xiu fled.

The wind and snow gradually stopped, and at the junction of the Land of Rain and the Land of Earth, two pairs of middle-aged men in brown vests and white masks flickered in front of the Snow Valley.

Several people have big arms and round waists, and their bodies are slightly short, giving them a sense of sight of dwarves.

Iwanin Anbe, with a husky in a ninja suit by their side, wagging its tail wildly, rolled and drilled in the snow in front of it like a joy.

"Damn it, I said earlier, don't want this kind of dog, what kind of new breed from the Snow Country? After three rounds, it's back!"

"That's it, the most sensitive nose?"

The leader's fists were clenched white, and even the mask couldn't block that anger.

"Captain, calm down, maybe there are clues."

"Is your brain as big as it? This is a country that has just been unearthed. Konoha has the guts to commit crimes here? There is snow all around, and the concealment is extremely poor. Besides, we have dug two meters, but there is no hair. Only the mentally retarded can find it." Will assassinate here!"

"That's it, send a message to the second team, there is no gain for the time being, let them send a qualified ninja dog over!"

After finishing the order, the Anbu captain glared at the Anbu subordinates behind him, turned sideways and took a few steps forward, and slapped the husky over with a slap, holding it by the back of the neck and yelling.

"Damn it, the stupid dog dared to trick us, he wasted food for nothing, and he will kill you tonight!"

"Ow~"

As if feeling the malice of the captain of the dark army, Husky opened the corner of his mouth and howled, showing a very humane and flattering smile.

However, huskies are not cute or aggressive when they smile.

As we all know, an apology is to reveal one's belly. In this respect, Erha is obviously not qualified.

So - that night, the bonfire rose, the smell of meat overflowed, and there was only a mess left in the snow.

In fact, as long as you dig another ten centimeters, Iwanin will be able to find traces of Uchiha Hideo.

By accident, Hideo Uchiha got a precious respite.

On the other side, after two days of trekking, Hideo Uchiha finally entered the town in Konankou before dark.

It is difficult to describe the scale of a town.

Backward and dilapidated, the streets don't even have sewage channels, not to mention the stench, and the people passing by are even more dirty. The only thing that attracts attention is the spacious hotel in the center.

According to the plan, they had to replenish supplies, and Xiao Nan was engaged in an anxious game with the stall owner in front of him.

"50 taels, if it doesn't work, I'll leave."

"Little girl, don't be joking. My purchase price is 100 taels, so I can't sell you 80 taels at a loss."

"60 taels, each give way."

"70 taels!"

"Xiujun, let's go."

The cuffs were pulled lightly, Uchiha Hideo turned his head to the side, saw Xiao Nan winking at himself, and dragged him away without delay.

"Wait, little girl, 60 taels, I'll betray you!"

Xiao Nan ignored it.

"Okay, 50 taels! Take it."

"Give me another bottle of incense powder, and the deal will be made."

Turning his head with disgust on his face, Xiao Nan pointed to the pink wooden box on the far side and said indifferently, with that expression of 'I'm sure you', the boss was so angry that he almost lost his temper.

She has become more knowledgeable, this girl can not only bargain, but also belittles her own products to nothing, as if she can't sell them except her!

The stall owner's cheeky face twisted excitedly, but he saw Xiaonan tugging at the blood-stained ninja vest on Hideo Uchiha's body, and wailing with a mournful face as if deflated again.

"You guys are amazing, I'm afraid, take it away!"

In Yuyin Village, a war-torn country, ninjas are killing machines, and there is no emotion.A commoner like him can bear it as much as he can.

"Xiao Nan. Is it too much?"

Calm analysis, bold game.

Uchiha Hideo was amazed, almost convinced by Xiaonan's financial management ability, and felt a little sympathetic to the hawker.

"That guy is a profiteer. The purchase price of two raincoats is 38 taels. Including this box, the maximum price is 45 taels. Just listen to me for such trivial matters."

"I see. There are 500 taels left. Excluding the expenses reserved for Yuyin Village, the remaining 500 taels are enough to stay in the hotel, right?"

"No problem, the cheapest hotel here is about 50 taels a night."

Flicking her ears and hair, Xiao Nan clasped her fingers, calculating carefully.

"Where is the cleanest one?"

Hideo Uchiha pointed to the most central hotel and asked.

"Don't think about it, those who can't afford it, 400 taels per room, including food and drink..."

more expensive than me.

His expression collapsed in an instant, and Xiao Nan felt bitter in his heart, feeling a little lost.

"The budget is not bad, so I will stay there. Anyway, I will leave tomorrow morning, and I will have a good rest and supplies tonight."

"Are you crazy?"

Hastily turned his head, Xiao Nan half opened his mouth and looked at him like a fool.

"We are fleeing! It's not a game, it's too much to be extravagant!"

"Near death, there is no need to wrong yourself, be obedient, follow me!"

Looking at the rising heat of the hotel, Hideo Uchiha couldn't bear the stinky body anymore, he just wanted to take a hot bath comfortably, he grabbed Xiaonan's wrist, ignored her violent struggle, and dragged her into the hotel.
"Boss, open a room!"

"Shut up! I saved 50 taels by negotiating the price so hard, and you asked for 400 taels?"

The circles of her eyes were red, and Xiao Nan was so anxious that tears almost fell out. At this moment, she felt the pain from Jiaodu.

"Even if I, Xiaonan, freeze to death and sleep on the street, I can't live in a 400 tael house!"

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