Konoha Strengthening Master
Chapter 207: There Are Fast Hands, There Are Slow Hands!
Chapter 207: There Are Fast Hands, There Are Slow Hands!
"Little Er, serve the food, serve it quickly!!!"
In front of his family's dining table, Yi Ren kicked two short legs and kept yelling, as if he was not at his own house now, but appeared in a nostalgic restaurant, and he himself was still a particularly rich and powerful person in his life A prostitute, speaking without any politeness.
"Boom!!!"
While talking, a big pot of stewing in a big pot that didn't look very good was smashed on the dining table in front of Yi Ren.
Iruka, who is a waiter and cook, had a dark face, and said in a bad mood: "Guest, you want a messy stew."
"..."
I always feel that Iruka is not in a good mood, is it my illusion?It must be an illusion!
After a question and answer, Yiren looked away from Iluka who had already left to prepare the next dish, pointed to the big pot in front of him, waved to Itachi and Shisui and others in front of him: "Come on, come on, everyone It’s a family, don’t be polite, let’s eat and eat!!!”
But after all, apart from Yiren and Naruto, no one moved the chopsticks first, even Sasuke next to Itachi, under the signal of his brother's eyes, did not dare to move the chopsticks first.
But judging from his throat moving up and down, the other party is actually very hungry.
Perhaps because he knew that Sasuke couldn't eat, Naruto chewed loudly while eating.
Let Sasuke, who can only watch but not eat, itch his teeth with hatred for a while.
"Ah? Why don't you eat it?" After eating two or three mouthfuls, Yi Ren put down his chopsticks and looked at Zhishui and the others curiously.
"Brother Yiren, have you considered Iruka's feelings when you do this?"
Itachi scratched his face, looking very embarrassed. Originally, he planned to cook by himself tonight, after all, everyone knew the other party's cooking skills.
Unexpectedly, Yi Ren actually caught a "cook" back.
Of course, it's fine if it's just like this, but it's too rude for you to eat here unscrupulously when they are still cooking?
Hearing Itachi's worry, Yi Ren grinned, as if you were all wrong.
Making a quiet gesture to everyone, Yi Ren waved to Itachi and the others, and then, a man walked in front and appeared at the kitchen door.
Lying in the crack of the door, Yiren pointed to Iruka who looked inside cooking but was stealing food for himself, and whispered, "Do you think I did it unintentionally? No, I actually did it on purpose, because Every time this guy Iruka cooks at my place, he will steal his mouth first. In fact, I discovered this incident by accident."
However, what Itachi and the others don't know is that this is actually a misunderstanding by Yi Ren himself.
Indeed, every time Iruka came to cook at Yiren's house, he would eat a little first, but this happened later. In the past, he was just trying to eat before serving.
The reason for this situation is that Yiren and Naruto's stomachs seem to be infinitely big, and they seem to be reincarnated as hungry ghosts.
Every time after serving one dish, the two of them cleaned up the previous dish before they could serve the second dish.
In the end, I had no choice but to eat white rice with vegetable soup.
It's fine if it's once or twice, but he has come to Yiren's house so many times, and the situation is exactly the same every time, which makes his teeth itch with hatred, and at the same time, he also resists coming to Yiren's house to cook.
No, as soon as Yi Ren invited himself to be a guest at his house today, he knew exactly what Yi Ren was planning.
In his words, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous.
……
Therefore, Yiren and Naruto were the culprits in this incident of stealing food.
……
On the other side, Itachi, Shisui and others, who had learned about Iruka's actions, returned to the dining table with different expressions. Although they still didn't move their chopsticks first, they allowed Sasuke, who was drooling greedily, to eat first.
Then, the contradictions began!
In the battlefield that originally belonged to Yiren and Naruto, a third person appeared. Although Yiren had no objection to this person, Naruto, who was not compatible with Sasuke, suddenly became unhappy.
The chopsticks rested on a big spare rib under Sasuke's chopsticks, staring, and said in a childlike voice, "This piece of meat is mine, please put down your chopsticks quickly."
"You bastard, are you looking for fault?"
Seeing this, Sasuke stared back without showing any weakness. It would be fine if his brother or Yiren as the master stopped him, but Naruto, he would not give in!
However, just as the two of them were staring at each other, another chopstick was inserted into it calmly, and the rib that seemed to be the largest was inserted into his own bowl.
Glancing at the two little ghosts who were in a daze, Yi Ren started to gnaw, and while eating, he taught the two little ones a lesson: "Eat when you eat, if there is anything to fight for, everyone will have a share. "
Saying that, Yi Ren spat out the bones, except for the stick bones, onto the table, squinting, and in the silent eyes of everyone, he put the chopsticks into the iron basin again.
Then, a magical scene appeared!
Under everyone's gaze, Yi Ren struck faster and faster. With the piles of bones appearing in front of Yi Ren's eyes, the last rib was finally swallowed by Yi Ren.
And the whole process may not even take 3 minutes. You said that Yiren starved to death and reincarnated?No, he just turned grief and anger into appetite (referring to Hinata making bento for Naruto).
"Hi!" Rubbing her stomach, Yi Ren pointed to the iron basin, where only beans and corn and other vegetables were left, and said with a smile, "What's wrong with everyone? Eat quickly! Hands are fast and hands are slow!"
Staring at the little "minced meat" left in the basin, Sasuke's eyes glistened with tears, and he silently put down his chopsticks, feeling unspeakably wronged.
"Maybe it's really like what Brother Yiren said, the hands are fast, but the hands are slow."
Just when Sasuke lost his mind here, Naruto watched the last piece of meat fall into Yi Ren's belly, but his eyes turned red.
Regardless of whether there were other people present, a hungry tiger pounced on Yi Ren directly from his seat.
The little hand pulled Yi Ren's cheeks and mouth mercilessly, and said angrily: "Quick, give me back my meat, it's my meat, bro, you big bastard, give me back my meat."
"Alas???"
Seeing this, Yiren, who was rubbed on the ground by Naruto, suddenly turned over, and instantly rolled Naruto under him, also looking annoyed: "Damn, what did you do when you ate the bento made by Hinata alone?" Don't you say that? Did you think about me at that time...and that's the meat I paid for."
"Hey! Are they all children?"
Seeing Yiren and Naruto wrestling together as usual, Shisui, who had been silent all this time, shook his head speechlessly.After pulling Yi Ren away from the dining table, he said seriously: "Okay, Yi Ren, you didn't call us over this time just to let us watch you two fight, right?"
(End of this chapter)
"Little Er, serve the food, serve it quickly!!!"
In front of his family's dining table, Yi Ren kicked two short legs and kept yelling, as if he was not at his own house now, but appeared in a nostalgic restaurant, and he himself was still a particularly rich and powerful person in his life A prostitute, speaking without any politeness.
"Boom!!!"
While talking, a big pot of stewing in a big pot that didn't look very good was smashed on the dining table in front of Yi Ren.
Iruka, who is a waiter and cook, had a dark face, and said in a bad mood: "Guest, you want a messy stew."
"..."
I always feel that Iruka is not in a good mood, is it my illusion?It must be an illusion!
After a question and answer, Yiren looked away from Iluka who had already left to prepare the next dish, pointed to the big pot in front of him, waved to Itachi and Shisui and others in front of him: "Come on, come on, everyone It’s a family, don’t be polite, let’s eat and eat!!!”
But after all, apart from Yiren and Naruto, no one moved the chopsticks first, even Sasuke next to Itachi, under the signal of his brother's eyes, did not dare to move the chopsticks first.
But judging from his throat moving up and down, the other party is actually very hungry.
Perhaps because he knew that Sasuke couldn't eat, Naruto chewed loudly while eating.
Let Sasuke, who can only watch but not eat, itch his teeth with hatred for a while.
"Ah? Why don't you eat it?" After eating two or three mouthfuls, Yi Ren put down his chopsticks and looked at Zhishui and the others curiously.
"Brother Yiren, have you considered Iruka's feelings when you do this?"
Itachi scratched his face, looking very embarrassed. Originally, he planned to cook by himself tonight, after all, everyone knew the other party's cooking skills.
Unexpectedly, Yi Ren actually caught a "cook" back.
Of course, it's fine if it's just like this, but it's too rude for you to eat here unscrupulously when they are still cooking?
Hearing Itachi's worry, Yi Ren grinned, as if you were all wrong.
Making a quiet gesture to everyone, Yi Ren waved to Itachi and the others, and then, a man walked in front and appeared at the kitchen door.
Lying in the crack of the door, Yiren pointed to Iruka who looked inside cooking but was stealing food for himself, and whispered, "Do you think I did it unintentionally? No, I actually did it on purpose, because Every time this guy Iruka cooks at my place, he will steal his mouth first. In fact, I discovered this incident by accident."
However, what Itachi and the others don't know is that this is actually a misunderstanding by Yi Ren himself.
Indeed, every time Iruka came to cook at Yiren's house, he would eat a little first, but this happened later. In the past, he was just trying to eat before serving.
The reason for this situation is that Yiren and Naruto's stomachs seem to be infinitely big, and they seem to be reincarnated as hungry ghosts.
Every time after serving one dish, the two of them cleaned up the previous dish before they could serve the second dish.
In the end, I had no choice but to eat white rice with vegetable soup.
It's fine if it's once or twice, but he has come to Yiren's house so many times, and the situation is exactly the same every time, which makes his teeth itch with hatred, and at the same time, he also resists coming to Yiren's house to cook.
No, as soon as Yi Ren invited himself to be a guest at his house today, he knew exactly what Yi Ren was planning.
In his words, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous.
……
Therefore, Yiren and Naruto were the culprits in this incident of stealing food.
……
On the other side, Itachi, Shisui and others, who had learned about Iruka's actions, returned to the dining table with different expressions. Although they still didn't move their chopsticks first, they allowed Sasuke, who was drooling greedily, to eat first.
Then, the contradictions began!
In the battlefield that originally belonged to Yiren and Naruto, a third person appeared. Although Yiren had no objection to this person, Naruto, who was not compatible with Sasuke, suddenly became unhappy.
The chopsticks rested on a big spare rib under Sasuke's chopsticks, staring, and said in a childlike voice, "This piece of meat is mine, please put down your chopsticks quickly."
"You bastard, are you looking for fault?"
Seeing this, Sasuke stared back without showing any weakness. It would be fine if his brother or Yiren as the master stopped him, but Naruto, he would not give in!
However, just as the two of them were staring at each other, another chopstick was inserted into it calmly, and the rib that seemed to be the largest was inserted into his own bowl.
Glancing at the two little ghosts who were in a daze, Yi Ren started to gnaw, and while eating, he taught the two little ones a lesson: "Eat when you eat, if there is anything to fight for, everyone will have a share. "
Saying that, Yi Ren spat out the bones, except for the stick bones, onto the table, squinting, and in the silent eyes of everyone, he put the chopsticks into the iron basin again.
Then, a magical scene appeared!
Under everyone's gaze, Yi Ren struck faster and faster. With the piles of bones appearing in front of Yi Ren's eyes, the last rib was finally swallowed by Yi Ren.
And the whole process may not even take 3 minutes. You said that Yiren starved to death and reincarnated?No, he just turned grief and anger into appetite (referring to Hinata making bento for Naruto).
"Hi!" Rubbing her stomach, Yi Ren pointed to the iron basin, where only beans and corn and other vegetables were left, and said with a smile, "What's wrong with everyone? Eat quickly! Hands are fast and hands are slow!"
Staring at the little "minced meat" left in the basin, Sasuke's eyes glistened with tears, and he silently put down his chopsticks, feeling unspeakably wronged.
"Maybe it's really like what Brother Yiren said, the hands are fast, but the hands are slow."
Just when Sasuke lost his mind here, Naruto watched the last piece of meat fall into Yi Ren's belly, but his eyes turned red.
Regardless of whether there were other people present, a hungry tiger pounced on Yi Ren directly from his seat.
The little hand pulled Yi Ren's cheeks and mouth mercilessly, and said angrily: "Quick, give me back my meat, it's my meat, bro, you big bastard, give me back my meat."
"Alas???"
Seeing this, Yiren, who was rubbed on the ground by Naruto, suddenly turned over, and instantly rolled Naruto under him, also looking annoyed: "Damn, what did you do when you ate the bento made by Hinata alone?" Don't you say that? Did you think about me at that time...and that's the meat I paid for."
"Hey! Are they all children?"
Seeing Yiren and Naruto wrestling together as usual, Shisui, who had been silent all this time, shook his head speechlessly.After pulling Yi Ren away from the dining table, he said seriously: "Okay, Yi Ren, you didn't call us over this time just to let us watch you two fight, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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