Konoha Strengthening Master

Chapter 115 Uh, My Chest Hurts
Hey... When the child grows up, he will always face outsiders in the end.

While the Great Elder was sighing, clutching his chest that was about to burst, he finally revealed the purpose of his trip.

……

That is to say, let me choose between Jiu Xinnai and the Great Elder to be my mother!

After hearing the Great Elder's answer, Yi Ren glanced at him with disgust.He really wanted to know, where did the other party get the courage to think that he could choose the Uchiha family, Liang Jingru?

He knew very well that the Uchiha family was doomed to be lonely. Even after seven or eight years, the Uchiha family was not wiped out by Itachi under his own influence.But one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. The existence of the Uchiha family has seriously affected the status of Hokage.

Just like the future, although the Hyuga Clan has not experienced much turmoil, it does not have much influence. Even though it still belongs to the wealthy family, in terms of status alone, it is only a little higher than some small families.

And about this, it can be seen from a certain theatrical version in Naruto.

The eldest lady of the Hyuga clan, even if she has no talent, she is considered a half-grown character, but such a character, not to mention being bullied by a group of brats, can only rely on Naruto, an unwanted child, to help her in the end. He said that there was no shady scene in it, even if he was beaten to death, he would not believe it.

Besides, he really doesn't want to have a love-killing plot with Itachi, um... unless the little Itachi is a woman, it can be somewhat dramatic.

After all, whether it is Sarutobi Hiruzen and Danzo, Jiraiya and Orochimaru, Obito and Kakashi, or the future Naruto and Sasuke, I have to say that the whole Hokage is already very gay. A piece of the pie, uh... It's scary to think about it.

As a matter of course, Yi Ren hugged Jiu Xinnai's thigh tightly, and made a face to the elder: "Slightly slightly!!! Yiren should not go with the elder grandpa, the elder grandpa is a big liar, he will lie I am such a pure and ignorant child."

Are you pure and ignorant?Are you afraid that you don't know how the word "purity" is written?
Hearing Yiren's refusal, the Great Elder was embarrassed and at the same time persuaded patiently: "Yiren, since you have run away from home before, it means that you don't like Kushina anymore, so why don't you come to our Uchiha family? , here is your godfather, godmother, and your favorite Shishui and Itachi."

Hearing the Great Elder's advice, Yi Ren looked at the other party with a dark face. I won't say whether he likes Kushina or not, but when did he like Shishui and Itachi?This is so obviously a slander, an insult to his personality.

As a straight steel man, Yi Ren decided that he must prove his innocence to the other party.

Taking a deep breath, Yi Ren grinned and said, "Grandpa Elder, you made a mistake just now. I don't like Zhishui and Itachi!"

"It's not Zhishui and Itachi?" The First Elder was slightly taken aback when he heard that. According to the information he got, Yiren and Zhishui were childhood sweethearts, and they had a frank relationship with Itachi.

Don't you even like it?

Seeing the Great Elder looking at him with puzzled eyes, Yi Ren nodded his head and said in a surprising way: "Yi Ren likes to "see" other people wearing women's clothing the most, and Zhishui and Itachi just happened to be right in the middle of my court. .”

While speaking, Yi Ren emphasized the pronunciation of this word, in order not to let the people misunderstand him, mistakenly think that he is a big man dressed in women's clothes.

Under the sluggish gaze of the Great Elder, Yi Ren said again: "So, if you want me to join the Uchiha Clan, it's not enough just to have Itachi and Shisui, but..."

"But what?"

The Great Elder hurriedly asked.

"Uh...forget it, I'm not going to say anything, it's embarrassing." Yi Ren opened his mouth and fell silent under the eager eyes of the First Elder.

Tsk!If you have something to say, just say it straight. If you don't tell me, how will I know what to do.

Seeing that Yi Ren stopped talking halfway through, the Great Elder looked anxious and promised: "It's okay, little Yi Ren, you can say whatever you want, as long as Grandpa can do it, he will definitely satisfy you as much as possible."

While saying this sentence, the Great Elder also specially set a prerequisite for himself, that is, if he can do it.

If Yi Ren once again said unrealistic things like eating tortoise jelly as before, he would still have a reason to shirk.

"Then... this is what you said, Elder Grandpa, if you go back on your word, Yiren, I will never talk to you again!"

Seeing that the great elder nodded to him with great conviction, Yi Ren stated his conditions.

"As long as you wear women's clothing every day, Elder Elder, Yiren can consider joining the Uchiha family. How about this simple condition, Elder Elder, you can always satisfy me?"

"..."

"I... in women's clothing? Yiren, are you serious?" After a long time, the First Elder pointed to his nose with an expression of disbelief.

Can anyone tell him why the plot has developed to this point?Why do I have to wear women's clothing?
"Hmm!? Grandpa Elder, don't you want to?" Seeing the great elder's face as black as charcoal, Yi Ren was delighted in his heart, and at the same time pretended to be pitiful: "Grandpa Elder wants to go back on his word again?"

emmmmmmm, the Great Elder turned his head first, glared at his fellow clan behind him who wanted to laugh out loud, and then said to Yiren: "Little Yiren, I don't want to dress up as a woman if I'm not a grandfather. It's really your request that's unfair. Since you said You like to see others wear women's clothing, but I don't see you asking Minato to wear women's clothing, and I'm already so old, women's clothing is really inappropriate."

Hearing the answer given by the Great Elder, Yi Ren's little head shook like a rattle.Serious nonsense: "No, as the saying goes, ambition does not depend on age, no matter how old you are this year, grandpa, Yiren believes that you must be very suitable for wearing women's clothing."

"As for why you don't let Uncle Shuimen wear women's clothing, don't you think Uncle Shuimen looks ugly in women's clothing? In the eyes of Yi Ren, the elder grandfather is the second .”

puff! ! !Are you sure you're not the second with hot eyes?
Grinning, the Great Elder said with black lines all over his face: "May I ask, in Xiao Yiren's eyes, who is the most attractive?"

"Of course it's Mama!" Under Kushina's suddenly complacent gaze.Yi Ren hugged the opponent's thigh tightly.

emmmmmmm, do girls wear women's clothing?
Feeling that he was about to be sighed by the childish elder who was vomiting blood, he could tell that the child Yiren made it clear that he didn't want to go with him, even if he really put on women's clothes, this little guy would definitely say something else conditions to make things difficult for him.

Thinking of this, the Great Elder waved his hand and said to the Uchiha people behind him: "Let's go back to the clan first, and we will discuss about the little Yiren after we go back."

Ah?Is this going?
Seeing the Great Elder and others fleeing under his "mouth escape", Yi Ren said proudly to the Great Elder with his back turned to him: "Grandpa Elder, are you going to count your words again? If you are like this, Yi Ren will not be able to do anything in the future." I don't care about you anymore."

Hmm... His chest hurts so much, who can pull this child away, if this continues, he will really be so angry that he will vomit blood.

Leaning on crutches trembling slightly, the First Elder and the clansmen quickened their pace and left in front of the Hokage Building at a faster speed.

(End of this chapter)