Konoha Strengthening Master

Chapter 102 "Haba Turtle, I Love You"

Faced with Sanwei's distinctive expression, Yi Ren can be said to be completely dumbfounded.

To be reasonable, if Sanwei was a cute girl here, he would still touch the other party's head to comfort him, but considering the other party's physique, how should he comfort the other party, should he stand on the other party's head?
Moreover, I have only heard that tailed beasts will be raised as pigs, but this is the first time I have heard that tailed beasts will be raised as humming monsters.

After a long time, Yi Ren, who kept complaining in his heart, saw that Sanwei not only did not stop crying, but intensified.He couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and with a wave of his hand, a box full of grilled fish appeared in front of Sanwei.

"Come, come! Sanwei, let's stop crying, dinner is ready, this is your favorite grilled fish."

"Woo... I don't want to eat...! Food given away by a liar like you..."

Saying that, Sanwei stretched his neck very long, and immediately ate the grilled fish in the box, including the box, into his mouth.

Eh?Don't you want to eat?Seeing Sanwei's upright behavior, Yi Ren grinned, and three boxes of grilled fish were placed in front of Sanwei: "Master Sanwei, don't worry, I still have a lot here, definitely enough for you to eat."

"Wuuu... I said it beforehand, I didn't forgive you, these grilled fish... it's just that I feel sorry for you, so... that's why I reluctantly accepted it."

Tsk... At this moment, I have to say that my friend's tailed beast is so cute, the only pity is that the other party is a tailed beast.

There was a saying in the previous life that only delicate men would choose to fuck men, and real men would only fuck Gundams with their bare hands.

But in the face of a huge monster like Gundam, a man's dream has long seemed insignificant in front of this huge body.

Moreover, just talking about the haba turtle in front of him, a few grilled fish can make the other party fascinated.Why did he have to do it himself, knowing the turtle and going up?
Sanwei, who finished eating all the grilled fish in two or three bites, stared again, looking at Yi Ren expectantly: "Yi Ren, where is the rest of the grilled fish?"

"Master Sanwei, do you still want to eat?" Yi Ren asked with a smirk.

"Who!? Who will eat it!" The three tails behind them waved in the air, and the three tails turned their heads aside angrily.

Why? !It's started again!Don't you tailed beasts all have a single-passed arrogant physique?
Thinking of the Tsundere Fox and the Tsundere Civet Cat in the original book, Yi Ren couldn't help squinting his eyes, his mind wide open.

Speaking of which, the Tailed Beast was separated from the Ten Tails by the Sage of the Six Paths. Since the tailed beasts are more arrogant than the other, does it mean that the Sage of the Six Paths is actually a Tsundere?
Or is it that the first owner of Ten Tails, Otsutsuki Kaguya Hime, is actually a tsundere girl?

"Hey! Yiren, what are you thinking?" Sanwei, who had turned her head away, saw that Yiren ignored her for a long time, let alone tempted herself with food, so she couldn't help saying: "As my friend, I have no comfort when I'm angry. Me, too much."

Okay, okay, you are the biggest, what you say counts!

Seeing Sanwei voluntarily lowering his figure, Yi Ren didn't care about it, but put on a shy face, pretending to be surprised: "Master Sanwei, you really wronged me, but I have been thinking about how to comfort you, Master Sanwei."

"Yes...is that so?" Hearing Yi Ren's words, Sanwei stared at his lantern-sized eyes and said, "Then you figured it out?"

"Of course... I tailor-made a song for you, Mio-sama, please listen to it!"

Clearing her throat, Yiren sang under Sanwei's expectant eyes: "I love you, Haba turtle, I will be in a good mood when I love you, and I will give you all the happiness, we will be together carefree, I love you, Haba turtle, Loving you will bring you a good mood, the next season will be equally beautiful, there will be no distance to happiness (please provide your own bgm)..."

"Master Sanwei, what do you think?" After singing the song, Yi Ren looked at Sanwei with a mocking face.

I saw that Sanwei's gray-green skin was slightly red, and his whole body seemed to be on fire, constantly emitting white gas.

"No...shameless, I don't need you to love! And what is the Haba turtle, you have to call me Master Three Tails."

Because you are a relative of Pug!

While Yi Ren was muttering inwardly, he also felt a little awkward.I don't know why Sanwei's face is flushed, is it because of those two words I love you?Do you want to be so scary?He really doesn't want to know what to do!

Thinking of this, Yi Ren couldn't help but asked curiously: "Master Sanwei, may I ask, are you a male or a female tortoise?"

"???" Hearing Yi Ren's nonsensical question, Sanwei wagged his tail and said proudly, "Don't confuse me with you low-level humans. As high-level beings, we Tailed Beasts don't distinguish between male and female.

I do know that the reason why you humans separate men and women is to reproduce offspring, but we tailed beasts are the most special and longest-lived creatures in the world, so we don't need to reproduce, so there is no so-called male and female point. "

"Isn't it a female turtle?" Upon hearing this, Yi Ren breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time was a little curious.

Although it is said that tailed beasts do not need to reproduce, it is normal. If one day, a certain tailed beast suddenly wants to leave offspring on a whim, what will happen?Self-inflicted?
Also, if I remember correctly, there is an episode in the original book where the Nine Lamas call themselves old man, so what's going on?Since it is a hermaphrodite, the old man said that it should not exist.

Is it a bug?

Yi Ren didn't think about it, since he already knew that Sanwei was not a female turtle, then he had nothing to worry about.

In the following period of time, after Sanwei finally calmed down, Yiren talked with him a lot about his anecdotes in the past two months.

Of course, that is to say what I said to Lin to Sanwei again, and the only difference is that Lin will react accordingly after hearing what she said, but Sanwei has nothing wrong after hearing it. many responses.

In his own words, he just wanted to talk to someone, and he didn't think about the content of the conversation at all.

Because, as I said before, except for the Yiren who was recognized by him, other people are just like ants, just like human beings don’t care about the relationship between ants, and he is also concerned about the wedding of Kushina and Minato. Nothing.

Therefore, after playing the piano with the turtle for half a day, Yi Ren couldn't help but look disappointed.

After leaving a place of grilled fish, Yi Ren left Lin's mental space alone under repeated assurances.

What Yi Ren didn't know was that not long after he left the spiritual space, the song "Haba Turtle, I Love You" he sang to Sanwei earlier was hummed by the other party: "Haba Turtle, I love you..."

　Yesterday's third update was in arrears due to the old cat's personal problems, and the old cat will find time to make up for it later.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)