Universal deduction starting from Konoha

Chapter 195 Is Hinata's plaster a laxative?
chirp chirp...

With the sound of chewing, Bando, who was really helpless, gritted his teeth and stuffed the ointment into his mouth.

The Runyu Paste does have a fragrance, but it still tastes very unpleasant.

It was sticky and cold to the touch, and it made Bando feel nauseous as soon as he poured it into his mouth.

The bitter, spicy and suffocating cold mix made him retch just as he was about to swallow it.

"Bastard boy, obediently swallow the whole thing for my old lady, or you will be in for a treat!"

"It's hard to keep your promises, and you're still a man!"

"That's right, if you dare to spit out even a little bit, I'll kill you now!"

……

A group of female guards seemed to be serious law enforcement officers. Not only were their guns aimed at Bando tightly, but they also exuded a terrifying and vicious aura.

It seemed that Bandong's man's self-esteem was aroused, even though his face was so disgusted that it was deformed, he still swallowed all the moisturizing cream.

This made both Shang Ren and Jiujin on the side take a deep breath.

The idea of ​​"don't mess with women" came up one after another.

After swallowing the Runyu Ointment, Bandong's expression was a little crazy, and he gave a proud look to the female guards around him.

It was as if he had completely defeated these women who wanted to watch him suffer.

Seeing that the women no longer showed disdainful expressions, but were less interested.

However, the corners of his mouth suddenly turned up, inexplicably a little arrogant.

But in the next second, the drastic change is in vain.

gurgling... gurgling...

A huge hungry cry came from Bando's abdomen, and his complacent expression suddenly froze.

"There's something wrong with my stomach..."

As soon as he finished murmuring, his stomach suddenly gurgled loudly again as if it had confirmed his words.

And Bando's expression also changed from surprise, to pain in vain, to unbearable, and the whole person curled up on the ground.

"It hurts...it hurts...how can it be so painful..."

Bando covered his stomach with both hands, but his face turned red and white, and the changes were extremely fast.

What's more, the sound of "puff puff puff" came from behind.

The entire camp was immediately filled with an extreme stench, and a merchant ninja boy closest to Bandong fainted and foamed at the mouth.

And Jiujin, who was the most agile, escaped from the tent as early as a little clue.

And in his arms, there are four grateful women in his arms.

"It's really dangerous, and there are adults around, otherwise I might be fainted~"

"My lord is really kind-hearted, and he didn't forget us when we were in danger..."

"Yes, your lord's heart is really broad and caring..."

……

However, before these women could post again, Jiujin immediately dodged away, causing them to miss and fall to the ground.

Although their faces were full of resentment, they couldn't say anything.

It's just that they started to think about it, and they were still aiming at Jiujin's indescribable position, making gestures.

Feeling a little embarrassed, Jiujin came to the side of Sakaya who had escaped and the remaining Genin.

"How's the situation? Isn't this Runyu ointment a laxative?"

At this moment, the battalion commander could still clearly hear the "Puff" sound, and it fired non-stop like a machine gun.

While the camp tent was filled with the sound of "Puff", there was also greenish-yellow smoke and dust floating slowly out of the tent.

Seeing this scene, I heard Jiujin's question again.

Sakaya's face was darkened, and he quickly bowed and apologized with a bitter face.

"I'm sorry, my lord. I'm really sorry. I won't sell you any unqualified products in the future. I'm willing to use 100 million taels as compensation for the unhappiness caused by this incident."

"However, can you ask your subordinates to save Bandong and the others. After all, they are also my disciples. If they die like this, not only will they be laughed at by the villagers, but my situation will also be very bad..."

In this kind of thing, Jiujin doesn't care about 100 million taels, and he will help.

Almost without saying anything, he waved to the girls and gave orders.

The girls put on their gas masks and ran to the edge of the tent with buckets in hand.

Bucket after bucket of water was poured into the tent one after another.

The greenish-yellow smoke quickly disappeared without a trace.

Soon there were only two boys left in the tent, foaming at the mouth, with white eyes, twitching constantly.

The girls immediately put on gloves to check for the two boys.

The one who swallowed the cream was immediately taken away to the hospital on the island for first aid.

And those who were stunned by the stench woke up after being slapped twice.

Seeing the high efficiency of Jiujin's subordinates, Sakaya felt extremely humble and grateful again.

After this farce.

Wait for Bando to finish his treatment.

Jiujin took the four of them to the exhibition hall.

Along the way, Sakaya did not inquire about the exhibition hall, but kept asking about Baiyugao.

In desperation, Jiujin had no choice but to promise to sell some, which made Sakaya stop chattering.

After that, Sakaya was very quiet, and didn't even pay attention to what was going to the exhibition area.

This made Jiujin doubt whether these businessmen were reliable.

"Speaking of Sakaya, the clothes on the island are rare on the mainland. You must not underestimate the price, or you won't agree to sell it to you."

"Yes, yes, the products on your island are all exquisite products, and the villain will definitely give you a price that satisfies you."

Although Sakaya said so, he felt a little depressed in his heart.

In fact, the only things he saw were ointments and guns.

Speaking of clothing, can you expect the leather jackets worn by the guards to sell for a lot of money?
If this is the case, everyone in the village will probably regard him as a joke after dinner...

The various smiling faces he presents to welcome Jiujin are actually mainly because he can't afford to offend him, and also because he wants to please Jiujin.

I also secretly decided in my heart that no matter what product I will see later, I will give it a hype, and then give Jiujin a price that is so happy.

After all, the ointment and the gun were too amazing, maybe it was the capital that could allow him to win the status of the leader of Shangren.

He had great expectations for these two things.

He even planned to use the tens of millions of taels he had saved for many years to please Jiujin.

Walking outside the exhibition hall and seeing the ordinary house, Sakaya couldn't help but feel more pain in his heart.

He was even less expectant about the products inside.

Didn't even want to move.

"What's the matter, Mr. Sakaya, there are exhibited products inside, aren't you going to go in and have a look?"

Seeing Sakaya's hesitation, Jiutsu couldn't help but feel suspicious.

Just now this guy was perfunctory in all kinds of ways, and it's not like he hasn't seen people who like to be perfunctory.

Now he hesitates not to go in, there must be something wrong.

Sakaya didn't dare to show resistance, and hurriedly bowed down to apologize.

"No, no, my lord, the main reason is that the villain remembered that there are still very important things in the village."

"That's it, my lord. I don't need to waste time looking at the products. The villain has complete trust in you. I bought a batch of the products inside at a price of 3000 million taels. What do you think?"

　I feel like I can’t hold on anymore, there are fewer and fewer manuscripts, and occasionally I update [-] a day, and occasionally [-]. Am I going to die at the prospect of [-] updates for [-] days? ()
　　
　
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