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Chapter 95 Manly men pee standing up! 【Please subscribe, ticket~】

"What?! Then am I not the big devil?!" Xiao Ran said in surprise.

"Big devil! Big devil!" The little girl in Ji Dang's arms also said.

Xiao Ran lowered his head and looked at his hands. How many people's blood had been stained on them.

Ji Dang seemed to have seen Xiao Ran's inner thoughts, and comforted him: "Brother Xiao, you don't have to feel sorry for those people, they are all punks who have been in the capital all year round, and they have done so many unreasonable things, death is not a pity .”

"Ah? I know, I don't feel sorry." Xiao Ran replied.

He was actually just looking at his hand, or rather the yin-yang fish pattern on his right hand.

If what Ji Dang said is true, will he really be slowly controlled step by step by another consciousness in his body?
Xiao Ran thought about the gradually increasing white hair, did this mean that he was developing in that direction.

"Ji has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and I really haven't seen a similar situation. I think that after you go back, Brother Xiao, you should find the real person of Yang Dian as soon as possible. There are many powerful people on the main peak of Yang Dian, and they should have a way." Ji Dang With suggestions.

Xiao Ran nodded, but he did not accept this suggestion in his heart.

Because no one else knows the truth about yourself except yourself.

Xiao Ran decided to take some time to ask the system or Sword Spirit to see if they had any solution.

"In this case, brother Xiao, let's rest for the day. I will take you to see the meteorite tomorrow. It's not urgent." Ji Dang stood up.

Xiao Ran followed and stood up.

"This room is Ji's study, Brother Xiao can live here first."

Xiao Ran bowed: "Thank you, Sect Master Ji!"

Ji Dang opened the door and walked out, but stopped again when he came outside the door.

"An'an, come out." Ji Dang looked at the little girl.

"No."

The next moment, the little girl was carried out by Ji Dang.

The door closed and the surroundings became silent again.

Xiao Ran stretched out his right hand, the yin-yang fish shone brightly, and a long sword appeared in Xiao Ran's palm.

Half of it is as white as jade, and the other half is as black as ink. The sword is slender and has a flowing halo.

It was as light as a feather in his hand, Xiao Ran put down the sword, the floor shattered, and the point of the sword pierced a hole in the ground.

Xiao Ran: "..."

He hurriedly filled the broken stones into the hole, and then pressed it hard. Although it was not good-looking, he couldn't find it unless he looked carefully.

It's over, you won't have to lose money.

Xiao Ran carefully stroked the sword in his hand, fearing that it would touch anything in the house.

"Call the system, call the sword spirit, which of you two can talk to me."

After a while, Xiao Ran didn't expect that there was an immediate response in his body.

The voice is his own, it is the sword spirit!
"The solution lies on the meteorite in Ba Jian Sect."

After the voice finished speaking, there was no follow-up, but the sword spirit conveyed a practical message.

There is a solution, and it's close at hand.

Besides, this solution appeared when Xiao Ran first came to this world, which made Xiao Ran amazed.

"Call the system, call the sword spirit, which of you two can talk to me."

Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment, how could there be an echo in this room.

No, this is exactly the voice of that little girl!
Xiao Ran immediately looked around the room, he searched around, and finally found a small figure under the table.

Xiao Ran was petrified.

You are a monster!

When did you come in? Why was there no sound at all?

"Call the system, call the sword spirit..." The little girl was still repeating Xiao Ran's words.

Xiao Ran shook his head: "No, no, you heard wrong, that's not what I said just now."

"Then what did you say?" the little girl asked.

"What did I say in the last sentence?" Xiao Ran asked back.

The little girl thought for a while, then said, "That's not what I just said."

"What about the previous sentence of the previous sentence?" Xiao Ran continued to ask.

The little girl frowned and recalled it seriously: "I don't remember."

Xiao Ran was very satisfied: "Then what did I say at the beginning?"

The little girl shook her head: "I don't remember..."

Xiao Ran snapped his fingers: "The hypnosis is successful."

At this moment, the little girl set her eyes on the piece of ground that Xiao Ran pierced with the sword just now.

"You broke daddy's floor." The little girl was stating a fact.

Xiao Ran glanced at her in horror, then moved to stand in front of the girl.

"You didn't see anything!" Xiao Ran stared into her eyes.

The little girl had no fear: "I saw it."

Xiao Ran scratched his head in pain: "Are you a devil?"

The little girl shook her head: "I am Ji Anzhi, you are the big devil."

Xiao Ran glanced at her helplessly: "If you didn't tell me, I thought your name was Zhe Anzhi. Let's do this. I'll give you the money. That floor is a secret between the two of us. No one should tell it, okay?"

Ji Anzhi nodded.

Xiao Ran groped in her bosom, then took out a copper coin and put it in her hand.

The copper coin was almost as big as Ji Anzhi's palm, and Ji Anzhi put it in his pocket happily.

Xiao Ran shook his head, these humans who only know gold coins probably think that copper coins are more valuable than gold coins in their eyes.

After all, things are rare.

As for Xiao Ran, his heart ached, because his property lost one-fifth in an instant.

The transaction between the two was very pleasant, and Ji Anzhi also crawled out from under the table.

At this moment, Xiao Ran noticed that Ji Anzhi also had a sword on his back, and he pulled it out curiously, but he didn't expect it to be a wooden sword, probably carved by her father for her to play with.

But Xiao Ran was still angry, he thought for a while, and said to Ji Anzhi: "You are a man, aren't you?"

Ji Anzhi nodded: "Yes!"

Xiao Ran laughed wretchedly: "Then do you know that men pee standing up?"

Ji Anzhi shook his head: "I don't know."

Xiao Ran straightened his expression: "If you want to be a man, you have to regulate your behavior from these small things, so now you know how to pee in the future, right?"

Ji Anzhi smiled and nodded: "Understood!"

Xiao Ran inserted her big sword into the scabbard, then touched her head: "An An is so good, you will become a real man soon!"

Ji Anzhi jumped up happily, as if he had received some strange affirmation.

……

Xiao Ran fell asleep directly in a drowsy state. After all, the aches and pains on his body swept over with tiredness, and even gods couldn't stop them when they came.

When his consciousness was blurred, Xiao Ran suddenly felt that his chest became dull, as if he was being pressed by some heavy object.

The sun shone into the room again, and the whole room suddenly brightened.

Xiao Ran got up suddenly, it was the next day!

At this time, something suddenly slipped from Xiao Ran's body, Xiao Ran's pupils were wide open, it was Ji Anzhi, a little guy who fell asleep lying on top of him!
No, why does it still have a strange smell?

Xiao Ran looked down at his clothes, which were damp and wet.

A terrifying guess appeared in Xiao Ran's mind.

"Did you wet the bed?" Xiao Ran lifted Ji Anzhi up.

Ji Anzhi rubbed his eyes, I seemed to pee standing up in a dream.

Xiao Ran instantly petrified.

This is how much I want to be a man, I have to think about it in my dreams.

"How old are you and still wet the bed!" Xiao Ran broke down.

"Ten years old."

Xiao Ran: "..."

NO!

(End of this chapter)