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Chapter 9 The Strange Classroom (Part [-])
Chapter 9 The Strange Classroom (Part [-])
Isn't this self-study? !
What about the kind of class scene that should be there?
Shouldn't the master teach the immortal method vividly and vividly, and then demonstrate how to operate it to the students? ? ?
Xiao Ran was dumbfounded.
Looking back at Qing Yao, she was also a little at a loss, looking at the surrounding scene blankly.
Among them, several handsome male monks nodded to her very politely, and then continued to endorse. Qing Yao responded awkwardly, and finally met Xiao Ran who was equally embarrassed.
Both of them had doubts in their eyes, and they seemed out of tune with the people around them.
Xiao Ran knew that Qingyao, like him, had come here to take this kind of immortality class for the first time.
"Hey, hey, Landau, what are you doing? Endorsing the book?" Xiao Ran asked Lando in a low voice.
"What endorsement? I'm reciting formulas!" Lando said as it should.
Xiao Ran glanced at him suspiciously, returned to his original position, and thought about whether he should also recite the formulas he had learned before.
at this time……
"Chun sleeps without dawn, hears birds singing everywhere, night comes..."
Xiao Ran turned his head mechanically, all these ancient poems came out, and he said he was not endorsing? !
"Hey, shouldn't you be reciting formulas? What are you doing?" Xiao Ran asked the person who was reciting poems.
Seeing that Xiao Ran took the initiative to talk to him, the man was very excited for a moment, and quickly replied respectfully: "Hello, big brother, because the formula is too difficult to memorize, so I will use poetry instead."
Xiao Ran: "..."
And this kind of operation? !
At this time, another person whispered: "If it weren't for Master's good looks, I would have skipped class."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Xiao Ran turned his head back silently, feeling very disappointed. Is this the way of cultivating immortals that he has been thinking about? !
At this moment, there was a whistling sound in the distance.
Xiao Ran looked in that direction, and saw dozens of flying swords instantly flying in the air over there, and on top of the flying swords were standing immortal cultivators in fluttering white clothes...
They were driving the flying swords and doing all kinds of difficult moves. They used magic tricks in their hands frequently, and the lights and shadows flickered for a while. They fought for more than a dozen rounds in just a few seconds!
Look here again...
"Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky, boiling a nest..."
"The censer in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and the real Ziyan doesn't wear clothes..."
Or an adapted poem...
Xiao Ran vomited...
"Junior brother, if we are in class, what are they doing?" Xiao Ran asked Landao, pointing to the crowd flying with swords in the distance.
Landau glanced over there, and faintly spit out four words: "Gorgeous."
"Then can you fly with a sword?"
"will not."
Xiao Ran: "..."
It's over, even if Xiao Ran is not a good-for-nothing, he will definitely not be able to move these juniors and juniors!
After struggling in his heart for a moment, Xiao Ran couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted to Master Ziyan: "Master!"
Xiao Ran's voice was loud, and all the monks looked up, not understanding what happened.
Master Zi Yan didn't put down the mirror, but said in his mouth: "Huh? Good, you practiced well."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Xiao Ran stood up directly and walked towards Master Zi Yan, with a sad expression on his face.
"Master, we can't teach like this!"
Master Ziyan heard Xiao Ran's voice, and then put down the mirror in his hand, as if remembering his irresponsible behavior just now, his face was a little embarrassed.
"What's the matter, Raner?" Master Zi Yan was a little confused.
"This is not called class, there is no practice at all, it's just talk on paper!" Xiao Ran tried his best to lower his voice.
He was also heartbroken, but when he thought that his life was not long, he desperately hoped to make some contribution to Master in the limited days.
Master Ziyan blinked his eyes and frowned slightly: "Class...isn't it like this?"
It turned out to be a tentative tone?
You are a master, you are trying to figure out something!
Xiao Ran shook his head solemnly, he suddenly felt a little wronged by Zi Yan's appearance, as if he was a master and Zi Yan had become a student.
"Master, you should demonstrate the fairy art for us yourself, and then test the practical results of the brothers and sisters, and make corrections if there are deficiencies."
Real Zi Yan frowned slightly, as if she had started to think seriously. After a while, her brows relaxed, and her expression suddenly brightened.
"But it's awesome! Why didn't I think of it!" Zi Yan jumped up, and his jade hands gently stroked Xiao Ran's head.
Xiao Ran smiled, but there was endless sadness in his heart.
Looking at Master Ziyan again, he was eagerly pinching his waist with both hands, but after looking around, there was no sound at all.
The atmosphere fell into a momentary embarrassment.
"What's the matter, Master?" Xiao Ran asked quietly.
Master Ziyan pursed his lips, and replied in a low voice: "What should I do first?"
Xiao Ran only felt a sudden myocardial infarction, and his heart seemed to slow down by half a beat.
This feeling... so sour!
He tried his best to stabilize his emotions, and said in a low voice: "First select a random student, check the immortal techniques that you have learned before, and let him perform them. If there are any deficiencies, please correct them."
Master Ziyan nodded obediently, and then set his eyes on the monks.
"Brother Liu Hao, use the fire-inducing formula that I taught you a few days ago."
As soon as the words fell, a male monk with an expressionless face came out from the crowd.
Xiao Ran knew this person. Brother Liu Hao was his fifth junior brother. He also had a twin brother named Brother Liu Hao, who was his fourth junior brother.
Liu Haodi's expression was numb, but it wasn't actually numb, but rather like he was too lazy to make an unnecessary expression.
He walked up to Master Ziyan, bowed, and didn't speak.
"Use the igniting formula to light the leaf in front of you." Master Ziyan ordered.
Liu Haodi nodded, then stretched out his sword finger and recited the formula silently.
The leaves trembled faintly, and a wave of heat spread around Liu Haodi.
Master Ziyan praised secretly that Liu Haodi was impeccable from the spell-casting formulas to the spell-casting movements, and he deserved to be his fifth-ranked disciple.
Although she only has a dozen or so disciples...
"It's done, it's done!" Everyone said in surprise.
Xiao Ran was relieved in his heart, when he focused on Liu Haodi, his whole body instantly petrified...
I saw the leaves staying in place unharmed, even full of vitality.
And it was Liu Haodi's hand that was on fire...
Liu Haodi was expressionless and calm. He raised his burning palm and blew gently, but the fire became bigger.
Liu Haodi raised his eyebrows with a surprised expression.
At this time, he finally turned his eyes to Master Zi Yan, and said calmly: "Master, my hand seems to be on fire, and it can't be blown out."
Master Ziyan stared blankly at the scene in front of him, and when Liu Haodi spoke to her, he suddenly realized what had happened.
This operation is really shocking!
Master Ziyan waved his right hand quickly, and the fire in Liu Haodi's hand was immediately extinguished, but there were wisps of black smoke.
Xiao Ran raised his nose forward and smelled the smell of barbecue...
Liu Haodi seemed to have just seen Xiao Ran's existence at this time, he nodded respectfully to Xiao Ran, and then walked back expressionlessly.
Brother, don't you think about seeing a doctor? !
Anyway, you act a little bit more painful, okay? Hey!
……
Xiao Ran had a sad expression on his face, and the original pride disappeared in an instant. At this moment, only such a conversation was heard from the crowd.
"Fuck, brother, you can actually set off fire this time, and you can even burn your hands, so cool! How did you do it? You are too good, can you teach me!"
"Don't use poetry as a formula." Liu Haodi said in a flat voice.
"Is there any difference between the two?"
……
"Brother, your hands smell so good!"
"Thank you brother for the compliment."
(End of this chapter)
Isn't this self-study? !
What about the kind of class scene that should be there?
Shouldn't the master teach the immortal method vividly and vividly, and then demonstrate how to operate it to the students? ? ?
Xiao Ran was dumbfounded.
Looking back at Qing Yao, she was also a little at a loss, looking at the surrounding scene blankly.
Among them, several handsome male monks nodded to her very politely, and then continued to endorse. Qing Yao responded awkwardly, and finally met Xiao Ran who was equally embarrassed.
Both of them had doubts in their eyes, and they seemed out of tune with the people around them.
Xiao Ran knew that Qingyao, like him, had come here to take this kind of immortality class for the first time.
"Hey, hey, Landau, what are you doing? Endorsing the book?" Xiao Ran asked Lando in a low voice.
"What endorsement? I'm reciting formulas!" Lando said as it should.
Xiao Ran glanced at him suspiciously, returned to his original position, and thought about whether he should also recite the formulas he had learned before.
at this time……
"Chun sleeps without dawn, hears birds singing everywhere, night comes..."
Xiao Ran turned his head mechanically, all these ancient poems came out, and he said he was not endorsing? !
"Hey, shouldn't you be reciting formulas? What are you doing?" Xiao Ran asked the person who was reciting poems.
Seeing that Xiao Ran took the initiative to talk to him, the man was very excited for a moment, and quickly replied respectfully: "Hello, big brother, because the formula is too difficult to memorize, so I will use poetry instead."
Xiao Ran: "..."
And this kind of operation? !
At this time, another person whispered: "If it weren't for Master's good looks, I would have skipped class."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Xiao Ran turned his head back silently, feeling very disappointed. Is this the way of cultivating immortals that he has been thinking about? !
At this moment, there was a whistling sound in the distance.
Xiao Ran looked in that direction, and saw dozens of flying swords instantly flying in the air over there, and on top of the flying swords were standing immortal cultivators in fluttering white clothes...
They were driving the flying swords and doing all kinds of difficult moves. They used magic tricks in their hands frequently, and the lights and shadows flickered for a while. They fought for more than a dozen rounds in just a few seconds!
Look here again...
"Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky, boiling a nest..."
"The censer in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and the real Ziyan doesn't wear clothes..."
Or an adapted poem...
Xiao Ran vomited...
"Junior brother, if we are in class, what are they doing?" Xiao Ran asked Landao, pointing to the crowd flying with swords in the distance.
Landau glanced over there, and faintly spit out four words: "Gorgeous."
"Then can you fly with a sword?"
"will not."
Xiao Ran: "..."
It's over, even if Xiao Ran is not a good-for-nothing, he will definitely not be able to move these juniors and juniors!
After struggling in his heart for a moment, Xiao Ran couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted to Master Ziyan: "Master!"
Xiao Ran's voice was loud, and all the monks looked up, not understanding what happened.
Master Zi Yan didn't put down the mirror, but said in his mouth: "Huh? Good, you practiced well."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Xiao Ran stood up directly and walked towards Master Zi Yan, with a sad expression on his face.
"Master, we can't teach like this!"
Master Ziyan heard Xiao Ran's voice, and then put down the mirror in his hand, as if remembering his irresponsible behavior just now, his face was a little embarrassed.
"What's the matter, Raner?" Master Zi Yan was a little confused.
"This is not called class, there is no practice at all, it's just talk on paper!" Xiao Ran tried his best to lower his voice.
He was also heartbroken, but when he thought that his life was not long, he desperately hoped to make some contribution to Master in the limited days.
Master Ziyan blinked his eyes and frowned slightly: "Class...isn't it like this?"
It turned out to be a tentative tone?
You are a master, you are trying to figure out something!
Xiao Ran shook his head solemnly, he suddenly felt a little wronged by Zi Yan's appearance, as if he was a master and Zi Yan had become a student.
"Master, you should demonstrate the fairy art for us yourself, and then test the practical results of the brothers and sisters, and make corrections if there are deficiencies."
Real Zi Yan frowned slightly, as if she had started to think seriously. After a while, her brows relaxed, and her expression suddenly brightened.
"But it's awesome! Why didn't I think of it!" Zi Yan jumped up, and his jade hands gently stroked Xiao Ran's head.
Xiao Ran smiled, but there was endless sadness in his heart.
Looking at Master Ziyan again, he was eagerly pinching his waist with both hands, but after looking around, there was no sound at all.
The atmosphere fell into a momentary embarrassment.
"What's the matter, Master?" Xiao Ran asked quietly.
Master Ziyan pursed his lips, and replied in a low voice: "What should I do first?"
Xiao Ran only felt a sudden myocardial infarction, and his heart seemed to slow down by half a beat.
This feeling... so sour!
He tried his best to stabilize his emotions, and said in a low voice: "First select a random student, check the immortal techniques that you have learned before, and let him perform them. If there are any deficiencies, please correct them."
Master Ziyan nodded obediently, and then set his eyes on the monks.
"Brother Liu Hao, use the fire-inducing formula that I taught you a few days ago."
As soon as the words fell, a male monk with an expressionless face came out from the crowd.
Xiao Ran knew this person. Brother Liu Hao was his fifth junior brother. He also had a twin brother named Brother Liu Hao, who was his fourth junior brother.
Liu Haodi's expression was numb, but it wasn't actually numb, but rather like he was too lazy to make an unnecessary expression.
He walked up to Master Ziyan, bowed, and didn't speak.
"Use the igniting formula to light the leaf in front of you." Master Ziyan ordered.
Liu Haodi nodded, then stretched out his sword finger and recited the formula silently.
The leaves trembled faintly, and a wave of heat spread around Liu Haodi.
Master Ziyan praised secretly that Liu Haodi was impeccable from the spell-casting formulas to the spell-casting movements, and he deserved to be his fifth-ranked disciple.
Although she only has a dozen or so disciples...
"It's done, it's done!" Everyone said in surprise.
Xiao Ran was relieved in his heart, when he focused on Liu Haodi, his whole body instantly petrified...
I saw the leaves staying in place unharmed, even full of vitality.
And it was Liu Haodi's hand that was on fire...
Liu Haodi was expressionless and calm. He raised his burning palm and blew gently, but the fire became bigger.
Liu Haodi raised his eyebrows with a surprised expression.
At this time, he finally turned his eyes to Master Zi Yan, and said calmly: "Master, my hand seems to be on fire, and it can't be blown out."
Master Ziyan stared blankly at the scene in front of him, and when Liu Haodi spoke to her, he suddenly realized what had happened.
This operation is really shocking!
Master Ziyan waved his right hand quickly, and the fire in Liu Haodi's hand was immediately extinguished, but there were wisps of black smoke.
Xiao Ran raised his nose forward and smelled the smell of barbecue...
Liu Haodi seemed to have just seen Xiao Ran's existence at this time, he nodded respectfully to Xiao Ran, and then walked back expressionlessly.
Brother, don't you think about seeing a doctor? !
Anyway, you act a little bit more painful, okay? Hey!
……
Xiao Ran had a sad expression on his face, and the original pride disappeared in an instant. At this moment, only such a conversation was heard from the crowd.
"Fuck, brother, you can actually set off fire this time, and you can even burn your hands, so cool! How did you do it? You are too good, can you teach me!"
"Don't use poetry as a formula." Liu Haodi said in a flat voice.
"Is there any difference between the two?"
……
"Brother, your hands smell so good!"
"Thank you brother for the compliment."
(End of this chapter)
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