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Chapter 224 Qingyaxuan's new best husband, Hua Yan! (6k large chapter) [111]
Chapter 224 Qingyaxuan's new best husband, Hua Yan! (6k large chapter) [111]
"Then... what follows is the rating of appearance and body. Please make the expression you think is the best and the action you think is the best..."
The woman in the middle had a very gentle tone, as if she was a different person than before.
For a moment, Xiao Ran felt that she had a little more femininity, which was a normal sense of femininity.
"The most beautiful expression, the most beautiful movements..." Xiao Ran repeated it.
But I don't know how I look the best...
The men standing off the court looked around. From their point of view, Xiao Ran didn't seem to have made any changes.
He just stood there quietly, staring at the five women in front of him.
It seemed that if he didn't make any facial expressions, he would disrespect this level of evaluation, Xiao Ran thought for a while, and then showed a smile.
It was a very natural smile, both eyes were bent into a crescent shape, and a thin lying silkworm was formed below.
Next, non-still pictures.
The eyes of the five women in front of the long curved table were wide open, as if they were frozen there for a moment.
Xiao Ran's smile seemed to possess an invisible magnetic force, which locked the eyes of the women tightly on his face.
Like spring breeze and warm clouds, the five women felt that they were lying on a sweet cotton candy at the moment, with soft underside and sweet nose.
This level seems to have passed for a long time.
Except for the woman in the middle, the faces of the other four were flushed. It had been a long time since they had experienced what shyness and deer bumping were.
The heart seemed to have a motor, pounding out of the chest.
"what happened?"
The men off the field suddenly started talking, because the five women didn't make any moves.
From their point of view, it seems to be standing still.
"No evaluation?"
"do not know……"
……
The woman in the middle suddenly moved her right hand and touched the paper in front of her.
This made her calm down all of a sudden.
"Ahem!" she coughed.
But it didn't work. The four women next to her seemed to be in a dream, and their eyes had become blurred.
"Cough cough!"
The woman in the middle coughed again, and patted the tables on both sides along the way.
"Evaluated." She followed up.
no response.
"Evaluated!" The woman in the middle emphasized her voice.
"what?"
"what?"
One of the women hurriedly wiped her saliva with a dazed look on her face.
After taking a look at the surrounding scene, they realized what they should do next.
The five women picked up pens and paper one after another, and hurriedly wrote down the numbers on the paper.
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
……
The five people showed their scores to everyone together.
"One hundred, one hundred, ten, one hundred, one hundred."
The next moment, the audience was in an uproar.
Even Xiao Ran was stunned for a long while.
What the hell is one hundred? !
Isn't it a perfect score?
Seemingly seeing some strange reactions from others, the woman in the middle turned her head to look at the scene around her.
She froze.
"You..." The woman in the middle was speechless for a moment.
"Sister, let's make an exception this time..."
"Yeah yeah, I really don't think ten is enough at all..."
……
The atmosphere of the scene was stagnant for a long time, the woman in the middle made up her mind, she looked up at Xiao Ran, and then said calmly:
"It's still fifty points, we can't break the rules."
As soon as the words fell, the other four women felt a little lost, but there was no way, here, their eldest sister is the rule.
"Hua Yan, let's move on to the next evaluation and show off your talents. Use whatever talents you have."
Xiao Ran swallowed, his Adam's apple rose and fell.
The result of performing military boxing is probably no different from suicide. If it is about performing swordsmanship, it is estimated that summoning the Liangyi Xiangsheng sword can scare these women.
What to do then.
Xiao Ran thought of singing. His singing voice could not be called tone-deficient, but it was definitely not pleasing to the eye either.
But it shouldn't be a problem to deal with this level, at least so far Xiao Ran thinks that there should be no problem with the rating reaching the top grade.
Thinking of this, Xiao Ran said: "I actually have no talent, but I can't just perform nothing, so I thought I'd better sing a song for the five sisters."
"Singing?" The woman in the middle raised her eyebrows slightly.
Xiao Ran nodded.
"Yes, I'm looking forward to it."
Not only her, but the other four women stared at Xiao Ran with eager eyes.
Xiao Ran cleared his throat and raised his chest.
"Then I sing?"
"just sing."
……
"Only a difficult mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure..."
……
Xiao Ran thought about it in his mind for a long time, and suddenly found that he only remembered the lyrics of this song the most, so he had no choice but to use it to deal with it.
Except for the one in the middle, the other four women closed their eyes. They listened to Xiao Ran's singing with enjoyment on their faces, and even their bodies slowly swayed from side to side.
But for the woman in the middle, Xiao Ran's singing voice still disappointed her a little. Maybe it was because her expectations were too high, so the psychological gap seemed to be bigger.
Xiao Ran could only try his best to make every note of himself sing correctly, not how nice it was, after all, it was a matter of talent, and he couldn't be perfect.
At the end of the song, the four young women applauded with smiles. In their hearts at this moment, every move of Xiao Ran was full of charm.
In terms of talent, it's a bit ordinary, the woman in the middle murmured in her heart.
She picked up a pen and paper and wrote the number five on the paper.
But when she raised her pen, the woman in the middle stopped again.
She raised her eyes suddenly, her eyes flickering.
"I haven't heard the song you sang just now. I want to ask, is this a song praising women?"
Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment after hearing this.
"Only Mother is Good in the World", which praises maternal love, is naturally also a song that praises women.
He replied truthfully: "This is a song praising mother's love, and what my sister said is true."
The woman in the middle smiled when she heard this, she nodded appreciatively, then crossed out the number five on her paper, and wrote down a new number.
"ten"
Ratings are shown again.
"Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten."
Another fifty cents!
Xiao Ran raised his forehead, is his singing so attractive?
He got full marks again!
At this point in the evaluation, not only the men off the court, but even the women at the long curved table realized a fact.
That is, the man on the platform must be a unique existence, and he has brought too many surprises.
He is an incredible being in his own right!
The woman in the middle calmed down again.
She pursed her lips, talking to Xiao Ran was the only challenging thing she had encountered in recent years.
"Next, for the next review, please... please use any method you can think of to make us feel happy within 1 minute."
At this moment, the four women around turned their heads and glanced at the elder sister. Why did the always stable elder sister suddenly become stuttering?
But after thinking about the reason for a little bit, you can know the reason. After all, the man in front of you is too special. They have met many men, but none of them have the special feeling that Hua Yan gave them.
Finally came to this level.
Ever since Xiao Ran knew that telling jokes was useless, he had given up on this method.
He thought of another method, but it was a little risky. Although Xiao Ran felt that his idea was reasonable, he was still a little apprehensive if he really wanted to try it.
"Start." The woman in the middle ordered.
The 1 minute timer starts.
Surprisingly, Xiao Ran didn't make any moves, nor did he say any humorous words.
His back was to the group of men outside the court. The men couldn't see the front, so they didn't know what Xiao Ran looked like now.
But in the eyes of those five women, Xiao Ran just stood there quietly, showing a nice smile.
The woman in the middle frowned slightly, not understanding why Xiao Ran didn't make any movement.
Do you want to spend this minute like this?She wondered in her heart.
Although your smile is beautiful and deeply rooted in people's hearts, don't think that if you smile at me for one minute, I will feel happy.
At this time, Xiao Ran suddenly laughed out loud.
The voice was very soft, but the five women at the long curved table could hear it clearly.
I have to say that Xiao Ran's laughter is very pleasant, coupled with his face, it looks very contagious.
what are you laughing at?The woman in the middle murmured in her heart.
She looked down at her upper body, and there seemed to be nothing worth laughing at.
"Giggle..."
Xiao Ran just stared at the woman in the middle, his eyes turned into crescent-shaped smiles, and the laughter from his mouth seemed to have substance, lingering in the ears of the woman in the middle.
"Hahaha……"
Xiao Ran covered his mouth and smiled, as if he was very familiar with the woman in the middle.
And the emotion in his eyes was very sincere, as if he wanted to share happiness with the person who was looking at him.
The woman in the middle turned her head and glanced at the four people around her, they were completely obsessed.
Forget it.
It's better not to watch them than to watch them, it's useless.
But at this time, the woman in the middle didn't dare to look at Xiao Ran anymore. Her face turned red and her eyes were dodging everywhere.
"Giggle..."
Xiao Ran on the platform couldn't stop laughing, his voice was clear and infectious.
The woman in the middle glanced at Xiao Ran inadvertently. This glance directly met Xiao Ran's talking eyes and that lethal smile.
"Hehehe..."
Silver bell-like laughter sounded.
The woman in the middle immediately covered her mouth in astonishment.
Did you laugh just now?
Why am I laughing? !
God!
What exactly happened!
How could I laugh with him, this is too strange!
The woman in the middle begins to cover her mouth tightly before turning her head away.
But Xiao Ran didn't intend to let her go...
"Hey!"
Xiao Ran jumped up mischievously, and jumped to the direction where the woman in the middle turned her head.
They looked at each other again.
Xiao Ran tilted his head and smiled, looking very cute.
The pupils of the woman in the middle dilated, her face turned red instantly, and she felt her cheeks were so hot.
At the same time, she still had an urge to run to the platform and embrace this smiling man.
That should be a kind of ultimate enjoyment.
"Stop laughing!"
The woman in the middle groaned coquettishly, clenched her two small fists, and swung them down hard.
As soon as she finished speaking, she covered her mouth in surprise, and then looked at the woman beside her in surprise.
"My performance just now...didn't I suddenly look very manly..."
The four women around hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
"Sister, it seems a little..."
Xiao Ran on the platform put away his smile and looked at the five women with great interest, especially the one in the middle.
What does it mean to be very manly, that is obviously what a woman should look like.
Girls are originally the cutest creatures in the world, but in the end, people in your world make them look like men...
Xiao Ran complained in his heart for several minutes, but the others couldn't hear it.
After a while.
The woman in the middle kept taking deep breaths, trying to dispel the "happiness" that Xiao Ran had brought her just now.
Finally, after another 5 minutes, the woman in the middle spoke:
"Can you tell me, why did you... keep laughing at me just now?"
Xiao Ran twitched the corners of his mouth, this question...is so f*cking good!
"Because laughter is contagious! If you want to bring happiness to others, you have to show your most sincere smile and laughter to others. Sister, were you unhappy just now?"
Xiao Ran said as he narrowed his eyes and looked at the woman in the middle.
"I..." The woman in the middle was suddenly speechless, and two blushes appeared on her cheeks.
Xiao Ran raised the corners of his mouth, he would be happy if he was happy, why would he be ashamed to say that.
See how many points you will give me later, if it is [-] points, isn't that the same as not calling yourself?
Moments later, the five women began scribbling on the paper again.
The woman in the middle wrote very slowly this time, and even glanced at the side while writing, but she didn't seem to see the result she wanted to see.
"Shh!"
"Shh!"
"Shh!"
"Shh!"
Four sheets of paper were lifted up.
"Ten, ten, ten, ten."
The four women next to him still gave ten points.
At this time, everyone's eyes were on the woman in the middle.
I saw that her face was reddish, and her slender hands gradually lifted the white paper in front of her.
It's just that she hid her cheeks behind the white paper, as if she didn't want others to see her expression, but only she knew that she just didn't want Xiao Ran to see her expression.
"ten!"
The fifth one is still ten points!
Xiao Ran made a comparison in his heart, another perfect score!
This time I guess it will be difficult even if I am not a top grader.
Alas, this is what a good man is like, full of troubles, after all, he can't find any shortcomings.
"Cough cough!"
The woman in the middle coughed a few more times, trying to ease her embarrassment.
In the end, she was the only one who felt embarrassed, and the others didn't know what was going on in her mind.
"Okay, Hua Yan, the last comment, please show your strengths."
One last comment.
For this reason, Xiao Ran has also considered what his specialties are. In this world, he still has quite a lot of specialties.
After all, we are cultivators of immortality, how can these mortals be compared.
But something can come across as too rough and not "manly" enough for these women.
After thinking for a long time, Xiao Ran thought of a solution.
Specialty, I just got one recently.
"Five sisters, I have a special ability since I was a child. This ability is very magical. It is called... the hit of love."
"What do you mean?"
This novel name instantly attracted the attention of five women.
Of course, this is just a name that Xiao Ran thought of temporarily, it may sound a bit disgusting, but it is just for exaggerating the performance effect.
"It's just... as long as I throw something at someone at will, that thing will definitely hit that person's left buttock, with every shot!"
Everyone: "..."
This is the first time I have heard of such a wonderful ability...
But I have to say that the words "everything hits the target" still attracted the attention of the five women.
"What's the one-shot-one-shot method, let's demonstrate it." The woman in the middle said, she has returned to normal, at least her expression has returned to a calm state.
Acting... Xiao Ran scratched his head.
He looked at the women and said, "How about this, is there any sister willing to demonstrate with me? It's very simple, just stand there and keep still."
As soon as the words fell, the four young women scrambled to stand up.
"I come!"
"I come!"
"I come!"
"I come!"
Xiao Ran: "..."
"Just one person." Xiao Ran said helplessly.
The woman in the middle heard the words, turned her head and said, "Come here, Xiaoer."
Xiao Er was the first woman on the left, she was very pleasantly surprised when she heard that, she stood there and looked at Xiao Ran expectantly.
"Throw this thing." The woman in the middle threw a white thing onto the platform.
Xiao Ran picked it up, it was a ball of paper.
"let's start."
Xiao Ran nodded and took a deep breath.
Please God don't make trouble for me at this time!
He said something silently in his heart.
The first woman on the left was facing Xiao Ran. From Xiao Ran's perspective, it was obviously impossible to throw her on her left butt.
The woman in the middle also noticed it. She glanced slightly and asked, "Do you need her to turn around?"
Xiao Ran shook his head.
Seeing Xiao Ran's actions, the woman in the middle suddenly became interested.
Unless the ball of paper can turn, how could it possibly hit the butt from the front.
But then, a scene that shocked everyone appeared.
Xiao Ran didn't throw the ball of paper at that woman at all!
He took a deep breath, and looked at Xiao Er calmly, but the ball of paper in his hand casually flung back...
What does it mean?
Can you still say that if you throw it in the wrong direction?
This is the question on everyone's mind at the same time.
But an even stranger sight appeared.
The ball of paper was about to fall into the water under the platform, but it suddenly paused in the air, then drew a graceful arc, and flew towards Xiao Er beside the long curved table.
Everyone's eyes followed the ball of paper, as if they had seen a ghost.
But it's not over yet.
The ball of paper flew towards Xiao Er, without any pause, instead, it automatically circled behind Xiao Er and hit her left buttock.
At the moment of the impact, Xiao Er's body couldn't help shaking, her face was shocked, and the ball of paper was bounced aside by her slightly raised butt.
The scene was inexplicably funny.
But what followed was an unprecedented shock.
Everyone's expressions were as if they had seen a ghost, and they looked at Xiao Ran no longer as if they were looking at a normal person.
"How did you do that?" The woman in the middle finally couldn't help but ask.
Xiao Ran shook his head and explained with a smile: "I don't know either, maybe God made a funny joke for me, I call it the hit of love now."
It's over, what a shameful name, Xiao Ran already had goosebumps.
But in order to achieve the effect, he could only force a smile.
"The hit of love... is interesting." The woman in the middle murmured.
"You really are someone special."
This sentence speaks the voice of everyone.
"Okay, sisters, let's rate it." The woman in the middle said, but her eyes were fixed on Xiao Ran.
The white paper stood up, clear and clear.
"Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten."
The last time, it was still full marks...
The space became silent, the atmosphere froze, and everyone remained quiet, quietly witnessing the result this time.
A total of five levels, all full marks...
Even the four women who gave these full marks just now felt incredible. After they calmed down, they began to face up to the final result.
It seemed that during the whole process, scores were no longer important to them, because Xiao Ran on the platform had completely plundered their minds.
Now that I think about it, they actually selected a man with full marks!
"Please wait a moment, give us some time." The woman in the middle said.
After she finished speaking, she started a low-pitched discussion with the women next to her. The five of them had a heated discussion, as if they were confused about something.
After about 5 minutes, the five finally reached a consensus.
It was the woman in the middle who announced the result. She stood up from her seat, and at the same time, the four women next to her also stood up.
Their expressions were solemn, as if they were about to announce something very important.
"Everyone, Hua Yan scored full marks in every test, which has never happened before."
"And in the past, 25 rarely appeared, but today it appeared [-] times..."
"I think you all know what this means."
"So we decided to add another level above the top grade."
"This level is temporarily determined to be the best, and the privileges are temporarily the same as the upper level, so Hua Yan, your level evaluation is the best."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Need man?
This... always sounds weird.
But since the privilege is the same as the top grade, Xiao Ran didn't care much about it.
"Erlang!" The woman in the middle shouted.
At this time the door was opened, and Erlang walked in from the outside.
I saw her respectful expression, and saw the woman in the middle bent down directly.
"My lord, please tell me."
"Take Hua Yan to Shangpinxuan, choose the best residence for him, and then post a notice outside the main entrance of Qingyaxuan, Qingyaxuan's new best husband, Hua Yan!"
Please recommend tickets, monthly tickets, thank you guys, the extra [-] is a reward plus change, today is the first change, and I will return it later when I have time, after all, I am still in school~
(End of this chapter)
"Then... what follows is the rating of appearance and body. Please make the expression you think is the best and the action you think is the best..."
The woman in the middle had a very gentle tone, as if she was a different person than before.
For a moment, Xiao Ran felt that she had a little more femininity, which was a normal sense of femininity.
"The most beautiful expression, the most beautiful movements..." Xiao Ran repeated it.
But I don't know how I look the best...
The men standing off the court looked around. From their point of view, Xiao Ran didn't seem to have made any changes.
He just stood there quietly, staring at the five women in front of him.
It seemed that if he didn't make any facial expressions, he would disrespect this level of evaluation, Xiao Ran thought for a while, and then showed a smile.
It was a very natural smile, both eyes were bent into a crescent shape, and a thin lying silkworm was formed below.
Next, non-still pictures.
The eyes of the five women in front of the long curved table were wide open, as if they were frozen there for a moment.
Xiao Ran's smile seemed to possess an invisible magnetic force, which locked the eyes of the women tightly on his face.
Like spring breeze and warm clouds, the five women felt that they were lying on a sweet cotton candy at the moment, with soft underside and sweet nose.
This level seems to have passed for a long time.
Except for the woman in the middle, the faces of the other four were flushed. It had been a long time since they had experienced what shyness and deer bumping were.
The heart seemed to have a motor, pounding out of the chest.
"what happened?"
The men off the field suddenly started talking, because the five women didn't make any moves.
From their point of view, it seems to be standing still.
"No evaluation?"
"do not know……"
……
The woman in the middle suddenly moved her right hand and touched the paper in front of her.
This made her calm down all of a sudden.
"Ahem!" she coughed.
But it didn't work. The four women next to her seemed to be in a dream, and their eyes had become blurred.
"Cough cough!"
The woman in the middle coughed again, and patted the tables on both sides along the way.
"Evaluated." She followed up.
no response.
"Evaluated!" The woman in the middle emphasized her voice.
"what?"
"what?"
One of the women hurriedly wiped her saliva with a dazed look on her face.
After taking a look at the surrounding scene, they realized what they should do next.
The five women picked up pens and paper one after another, and hurriedly wrote down the numbers on the paper.
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
……
The five people showed their scores to everyone together.
"One hundred, one hundred, ten, one hundred, one hundred."
The next moment, the audience was in an uproar.
Even Xiao Ran was stunned for a long while.
What the hell is one hundred? !
Isn't it a perfect score?
Seemingly seeing some strange reactions from others, the woman in the middle turned her head to look at the scene around her.
She froze.
"You..." The woman in the middle was speechless for a moment.
"Sister, let's make an exception this time..."
"Yeah yeah, I really don't think ten is enough at all..."
……
The atmosphere of the scene was stagnant for a long time, the woman in the middle made up her mind, she looked up at Xiao Ran, and then said calmly:
"It's still fifty points, we can't break the rules."
As soon as the words fell, the other four women felt a little lost, but there was no way, here, their eldest sister is the rule.
"Hua Yan, let's move on to the next evaluation and show off your talents. Use whatever talents you have."
Xiao Ran swallowed, his Adam's apple rose and fell.
The result of performing military boxing is probably no different from suicide. If it is about performing swordsmanship, it is estimated that summoning the Liangyi Xiangsheng sword can scare these women.
What to do then.
Xiao Ran thought of singing. His singing voice could not be called tone-deficient, but it was definitely not pleasing to the eye either.
But it shouldn't be a problem to deal with this level, at least so far Xiao Ran thinks that there should be no problem with the rating reaching the top grade.
Thinking of this, Xiao Ran said: "I actually have no talent, but I can't just perform nothing, so I thought I'd better sing a song for the five sisters."
"Singing?" The woman in the middle raised her eyebrows slightly.
Xiao Ran nodded.
"Yes, I'm looking forward to it."
Not only her, but the other four women stared at Xiao Ran with eager eyes.
Xiao Ran cleared his throat and raised his chest.
"Then I sing?"
"just sing."
……
"Only a difficult mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure..."
……
Xiao Ran thought about it in his mind for a long time, and suddenly found that he only remembered the lyrics of this song the most, so he had no choice but to use it to deal with it.
Except for the one in the middle, the other four women closed their eyes. They listened to Xiao Ran's singing with enjoyment on their faces, and even their bodies slowly swayed from side to side.
But for the woman in the middle, Xiao Ran's singing voice still disappointed her a little. Maybe it was because her expectations were too high, so the psychological gap seemed to be bigger.
Xiao Ran could only try his best to make every note of himself sing correctly, not how nice it was, after all, it was a matter of talent, and he couldn't be perfect.
At the end of the song, the four young women applauded with smiles. In their hearts at this moment, every move of Xiao Ran was full of charm.
In terms of talent, it's a bit ordinary, the woman in the middle murmured in her heart.
She picked up a pen and paper and wrote the number five on the paper.
But when she raised her pen, the woman in the middle stopped again.
She raised her eyes suddenly, her eyes flickering.
"I haven't heard the song you sang just now. I want to ask, is this a song praising women?"
Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment after hearing this.
"Only Mother is Good in the World", which praises maternal love, is naturally also a song that praises women.
He replied truthfully: "This is a song praising mother's love, and what my sister said is true."
The woman in the middle smiled when she heard this, she nodded appreciatively, then crossed out the number five on her paper, and wrote down a new number.
"ten"
Ratings are shown again.
"Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten."
Another fifty cents!
Xiao Ran raised his forehead, is his singing so attractive?
He got full marks again!
At this point in the evaluation, not only the men off the court, but even the women at the long curved table realized a fact.
That is, the man on the platform must be a unique existence, and he has brought too many surprises.
He is an incredible being in his own right!
The woman in the middle calmed down again.
She pursed her lips, talking to Xiao Ran was the only challenging thing she had encountered in recent years.
"Next, for the next review, please... please use any method you can think of to make us feel happy within 1 minute."
At this moment, the four women around turned their heads and glanced at the elder sister. Why did the always stable elder sister suddenly become stuttering?
But after thinking about the reason for a little bit, you can know the reason. After all, the man in front of you is too special. They have met many men, but none of them have the special feeling that Hua Yan gave them.
Finally came to this level.
Ever since Xiao Ran knew that telling jokes was useless, he had given up on this method.
He thought of another method, but it was a little risky. Although Xiao Ran felt that his idea was reasonable, he was still a little apprehensive if he really wanted to try it.
"Start." The woman in the middle ordered.
The 1 minute timer starts.
Surprisingly, Xiao Ran didn't make any moves, nor did he say any humorous words.
His back was to the group of men outside the court. The men couldn't see the front, so they didn't know what Xiao Ran looked like now.
But in the eyes of those five women, Xiao Ran just stood there quietly, showing a nice smile.
The woman in the middle frowned slightly, not understanding why Xiao Ran didn't make any movement.
Do you want to spend this minute like this?She wondered in her heart.
Although your smile is beautiful and deeply rooted in people's hearts, don't think that if you smile at me for one minute, I will feel happy.
At this time, Xiao Ran suddenly laughed out loud.
The voice was very soft, but the five women at the long curved table could hear it clearly.
I have to say that Xiao Ran's laughter is very pleasant, coupled with his face, it looks very contagious.
what are you laughing at?The woman in the middle murmured in her heart.
She looked down at her upper body, and there seemed to be nothing worth laughing at.
"Giggle..."
Xiao Ran just stared at the woman in the middle, his eyes turned into crescent-shaped smiles, and the laughter from his mouth seemed to have substance, lingering in the ears of the woman in the middle.
"Hahaha……"
Xiao Ran covered his mouth and smiled, as if he was very familiar with the woman in the middle.
And the emotion in his eyes was very sincere, as if he wanted to share happiness with the person who was looking at him.
The woman in the middle turned her head and glanced at the four people around her, they were completely obsessed.
Forget it.
It's better not to watch them than to watch them, it's useless.
But at this time, the woman in the middle didn't dare to look at Xiao Ran anymore. Her face turned red and her eyes were dodging everywhere.
"Giggle..."
Xiao Ran on the platform couldn't stop laughing, his voice was clear and infectious.
The woman in the middle glanced at Xiao Ran inadvertently. This glance directly met Xiao Ran's talking eyes and that lethal smile.
"Hehehe..."
Silver bell-like laughter sounded.
The woman in the middle immediately covered her mouth in astonishment.
Did you laugh just now?
Why am I laughing? !
God!
What exactly happened!
How could I laugh with him, this is too strange!
The woman in the middle begins to cover her mouth tightly before turning her head away.
But Xiao Ran didn't intend to let her go...
"Hey!"
Xiao Ran jumped up mischievously, and jumped to the direction where the woman in the middle turned her head.
They looked at each other again.
Xiao Ran tilted his head and smiled, looking very cute.
The pupils of the woman in the middle dilated, her face turned red instantly, and she felt her cheeks were so hot.
At the same time, she still had an urge to run to the platform and embrace this smiling man.
That should be a kind of ultimate enjoyment.
"Stop laughing!"
The woman in the middle groaned coquettishly, clenched her two small fists, and swung them down hard.
As soon as she finished speaking, she covered her mouth in surprise, and then looked at the woman beside her in surprise.
"My performance just now...didn't I suddenly look very manly..."
The four women around hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
"Sister, it seems a little..."
Xiao Ran on the platform put away his smile and looked at the five women with great interest, especially the one in the middle.
What does it mean to be very manly, that is obviously what a woman should look like.
Girls are originally the cutest creatures in the world, but in the end, people in your world make them look like men...
Xiao Ran complained in his heart for several minutes, but the others couldn't hear it.
After a while.
The woman in the middle kept taking deep breaths, trying to dispel the "happiness" that Xiao Ran had brought her just now.
Finally, after another 5 minutes, the woman in the middle spoke:
"Can you tell me, why did you... keep laughing at me just now?"
Xiao Ran twitched the corners of his mouth, this question...is so f*cking good!
"Because laughter is contagious! If you want to bring happiness to others, you have to show your most sincere smile and laughter to others. Sister, were you unhappy just now?"
Xiao Ran said as he narrowed his eyes and looked at the woman in the middle.
"I..." The woman in the middle was suddenly speechless, and two blushes appeared on her cheeks.
Xiao Ran raised the corners of his mouth, he would be happy if he was happy, why would he be ashamed to say that.
See how many points you will give me later, if it is [-] points, isn't that the same as not calling yourself?
Moments later, the five women began scribbling on the paper again.
The woman in the middle wrote very slowly this time, and even glanced at the side while writing, but she didn't seem to see the result she wanted to see.
"Shh!"
"Shh!"
"Shh!"
"Shh!"
Four sheets of paper were lifted up.
"Ten, ten, ten, ten."
The four women next to him still gave ten points.
At this time, everyone's eyes were on the woman in the middle.
I saw that her face was reddish, and her slender hands gradually lifted the white paper in front of her.
It's just that she hid her cheeks behind the white paper, as if she didn't want others to see her expression, but only she knew that she just didn't want Xiao Ran to see her expression.
"ten!"
The fifth one is still ten points!
Xiao Ran made a comparison in his heart, another perfect score!
This time I guess it will be difficult even if I am not a top grader.
Alas, this is what a good man is like, full of troubles, after all, he can't find any shortcomings.
"Cough cough!"
The woman in the middle coughed a few more times, trying to ease her embarrassment.
In the end, she was the only one who felt embarrassed, and the others didn't know what was going on in her mind.
"Okay, Hua Yan, the last comment, please show your strengths."
One last comment.
For this reason, Xiao Ran has also considered what his specialties are. In this world, he still has quite a lot of specialties.
After all, we are cultivators of immortality, how can these mortals be compared.
But something can come across as too rough and not "manly" enough for these women.
After thinking for a long time, Xiao Ran thought of a solution.
Specialty, I just got one recently.
"Five sisters, I have a special ability since I was a child. This ability is very magical. It is called... the hit of love."
"What do you mean?"
This novel name instantly attracted the attention of five women.
Of course, this is just a name that Xiao Ran thought of temporarily, it may sound a bit disgusting, but it is just for exaggerating the performance effect.
"It's just... as long as I throw something at someone at will, that thing will definitely hit that person's left buttock, with every shot!"
Everyone: "..."
This is the first time I have heard of such a wonderful ability...
But I have to say that the words "everything hits the target" still attracted the attention of the five women.
"What's the one-shot-one-shot method, let's demonstrate it." The woman in the middle said, she has returned to normal, at least her expression has returned to a calm state.
Acting... Xiao Ran scratched his head.
He looked at the women and said, "How about this, is there any sister willing to demonstrate with me? It's very simple, just stand there and keep still."
As soon as the words fell, the four young women scrambled to stand up.
"I come!"
"I come!"
"I come!"
"I come!"
Xiao Ran: "..."
"Just one person." Xiao Ran said helplessly.
The woman in the middle heard the words, turned her head and said, "Come here, Xiaoer."
Xiao Er was the first woman on the left, she was very pleasantly surprised when she heard that, she stood there and looked at Xiao Ran expectantly.
"Throw this thing." The woman in the middle threw a white thing onto the platform.
Xiao Ran picked it up, it was a ball of paper.
"let's start."
Xiao Ran nodded and took a deep breath.
Please God don't make trouble for me at this time!
He said something silently in his heart.
The first woman on the left was facing Xiao Ran. From Xiao Ran's perspective, it was obviously impossible to throw her on her left butt.
The woman in the middle also noticed it. She glanced slightly and asked, "Do you need her to turn around?"
Xiao Ran shook his head.
Seeing Xiao Ran's actions, the woman in the middle suddenly became interested.
Unless the ball of paper can turn, how could it possibly hit the butt from the front.
But then, a scene that shocked everyone appeared.
Xiao Ran didn't throw the ball of paper at that woman at all!
He took a deep breath, and looked at Xiao Er calmly, but the ball of paper in his hand casually flung back...
What does it mean?
Can you still say that if you throw it in the wrong direction?
This is the question on everyone's mind at the same time.
But an even stranger sight appeared.
The ball of paper was about to fall into the water under the platform, but it suddenly paused in the air, then drew a graceful arc, and flew towards Xiao Er beside the long curved table.
Everyone's eyes followed the ball of paper, as if they had seen a ghost.
But it's not over yet.
The ball of paper flew towards Xiao Er, without any pause, instead, it automatically circled behind Xiao Er and hit her left buttock.
At the moment of the impact, Xiao Er's body couldn't help shaking, her face was shocked, and the ball of paper was bounced aside by her slightly raised butt.
The scene was inexplicably funny.
But what followed was an unprecedented shock.
Everyone's expressions were as if they had seen a ghost, and they looked at Xiao Ran no longer as if they were looking at a normal person.
"How did you do that?" The woman in the middle finally couldn't help but ask.
Xiao Ran shook his head and explained with a smile: "I don't know either, maybe God made a funny joke for me, I call it the hit of love now."
It's over, what a shameful name, Xiao Ran already had goosebumps.
But in order to achieve the effect, he could only force a smile.
"The hit of love... is interesting." The woman in the middle murmured.
"You really are someone special."
This sentence speaks the voice of everyone.
"Okay, sisters, let's rate it." The woman in the middle said, but her eyes were fixed on Xiao Ran.
The white paper stood up, clear and clear.
"Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten."
The last time, it was still full marks...
The space became silent, the atmosphere froze, and everyone remained quiet, quietly witnessing the result this time.
A total of five levels, all full marks...
Even the four women who gave these full marks just now felt incredible. After they calmed down, they began to face up to the final result.
It seemed that during the whole process, scores were no longer important to them, because Xiao Ran on the platform had completely plundered their minds.
Now that I think about it, they actually selected a man with full marks!
"Please wait a moment, give us some time." The woman in the middle said.
After she finished speaking, she started a low-pitched discussion with the women next to her. The five of them had a heated discussion, as if they were confused about something.
After about 5 minutes, the five finally reached a consensus.
It was the woman in the middle who announced the result. She stood up from her seat, and at the same time, the four women next to her also stood up.
Their expressions were solemn, as if they were about to announce something very important.
"Everyone, Hua Yan scored full marks in every test, which has never happened before."
"And in the past, 25 rarely appeared, but today it appeared [-] times..."
"I think you all know what this means."
"So we decided to add another level above the top grade."
"This level is temporarily determined to be the best, and the privileges are temporarily the same as the upper level, so Hua Yan, your level evaluation is the best."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Need man?
This... always sounds weird.
But since the privilege is the same as the top grade, Xiao Ran didn't care much about it.
"Erlang!" The woman in the middle shouted.
At this time the door was opened, and Erlang walked in from the outside.
I saw her respectful expression, and saw the woman in the middle bent down directly.
"My lord, please tell me."
"Take Hua Yan to Shangpinxuan, choose the best residence for him, and then post a notice outside the main entrance of Qingyaxuan, Qingyaxuan's new best husband, Hua Yan!"
Please recommend tickets, monthly tickets, thank you guys, the extra [-] is a reward plus change, today is the first change, and I will return it later when I have time, after all, I am still in school~
(End of this chapter)
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