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Chapter 123 Liu Haodi who became a court lady 【Please subscribe, ticket】

Ji Laizhi observed the surrounding movement for a while, and then carefully asked: "Is it a big influence? To what extent?"

When Liu Haodi heard this, his body couldn't help shaking.

"He...kissed me secretly today."

Ji Laizhi: "..."

!!!

Liu Haodi's appearance didn't look like he was lying, and there was no need for him to lie.

Ji Laizhi scratched his head, why did this feel more troublesome than winning points.

Thinking of this, Ji Laizhi frowned, as if he had a last resort plan.

"Fifth Senior Brother, why don't we become him!" Ji Laizhi stretched out his palm like a knife.

Liu Haodi's pupils dilated slightly.

"is it okay?"

Ji Laizhi scratched his head again: "I don't know either. It stands to reason that this is just an illusion. Solving the people in the illusion shouldn't have any impact, right?"

"Ask me? I don't know!"

The two fell into trouble again.

At this time, Ji Laizhi glanced at Liu Haodi's chest, and couldn't help swallowing.

"Brother, are your breasts... real?"

Liu Haodi's chest has a rise and fall that men can't have, which can't help but make Ji Laizhi's imagination run wild.

Liu Haodi rolled his eyes at him, then quickly inserted his hands into his clothes.

To Ji Laizhi's surprise, Liu Haodi took out two big steamed buns from it.

"Fake?!" Ji Laizhi seemed a little disappointed.

Brother Liu Hao rolled his eyes at him again, what are you looking forward to, Junior Brother Six? !
"When I first arrived in this illusion, I realized that I had become a court lady, but apart from a change of clothes, nothing else had changed."

Having said that, Liu Haodi fell into memory.

……

one day ago.

Liu Haodi just opened his eyes, and in front of him was an old palace lady in her 30s.

"You've just entered the palace, you have to learn to be smart, look at you, you don't have the life to be a concubine."

Liu Haodi was dumbfounded.

"Although the emperor has no intention of taking a concubine, hey, this is really the most dedicated emperor I have ever seen." The old maid said to herself.

Liu Haodi looked around at his surroundings with a confused look on his face.

"What are you looking at!" the old palace maid scolded.

Brother Liu Hao was taken aback, he quickly bent down: "My brother Liu Hao is the fifth disciple of Master Ziyan of Naiyang Peak, do you know this eldest sister?"

The old maid froze for a moment, then stepped forward and tugged at Liu Haodi's ear.

Liu Haodi grinned in pain, and was dragged away by the old maid.

"You girl, don't you have a brain string! You really think that you are here to cultivate immortals, you are a court lady, serving people!"

The old maid finally let go of her hand, and Liu Haodi was in great shock immediately.

"Lady? This is it?" He asked doubtfully.

"Qinglan Palace!" The old maid poked Liu Haodi's forehead vigorously.

"Look at you, it doesn't matter if you are tall and big, but your body lacks taste, and you will only have to work as a coolie for the rest of your life!" The old maid glanced at Liu Haodi's chest, and then deliberately straightened it up. own chest.

"It's so big..." Liu Haodi murmured.

The old court lady was very satisfied: "You count as a wise man."

Now he finally realized what had happened. It turned out that the venue of the illusion was actually the Qinglan Palace!
From the looks of it, the old maid seemed to have brought him into the imperial dining room. Taking advantage of the old maid's lack of reaction, Liu Haodi grabbed two steamed buns from the table and stuffed them into his clothes...

……

Hearing this, Ji Laizhi was gradually pleasantly surprised. He snatched the steamed bun from Liu Haodi's hand, and then took a hard bite.

"Fifth senior brother, you are actually in the imperial dining room! Can you take me there, the food for the soldiers guarding the gate is terrible!"

Liu Haodi stared blankly at Ji Laizhi, half of his "breast" was eaten by him in an instant...

"I'm just a little maid..."

Ji Laizhi patted him hard: "You really think you're a court lady! We're here for a trial, so even if we don't get points, at least we have to make our stomachs feel better!"

Liu Haodi still had a confused look on his face: "Then, do we count as... Abandoning duty without authorization..."

"Forget it."

The two got into trouble again.

"How about this, let's sneak out late at night tomorrow. They are all sleeping at this time, so we will take the opportunity to have a big meal." Ji Laizhi suggested.

"But what about the captain of the guard, in case he gets more and more out of line later on..." Liu Haodi had a cold face when he thought of this.

"If I don't, I'll come forward and say you are my woman!" Ji Laizhi was filled with righteous indignation.

Liu Haodi gave him a strange look.

The two fell into a brief awkward atmosphere at the moment.

"Your official position is not as great as his." Liu Haodi asked the most realistic question.

Ji Laizhi was a little helpless after hearing this, but he didn't know if he could hurt the people in this illusion, or if he did it directly, how easy it is!
"If the elder brother is here, there should be a good solution, he is a man full of miracles." Liu Haodi murmured.

Ji Laizhi also nodded after hearing this.

"If there is no accident, our current points should be obtained by him, so how difficult his current situation may be!"

……

In the courtyard under the moonlight.

A beautiful couple is sitting on an elaborate swing.

Qing Yao fell asleep leaning on Xiao Ran's shoulder, while Xiao Ran put his head against the top of Qing Yao's head, admiring the twinkling stars in the sky.

At this moment, he felt a short-lived beauty.

Xiao Ran's arm rested on the back of the chair, and his palm was only one finger away from Qingyao's arm. After thinking for a while, he covered Qingyao's arm with his palm.

Qing Yao is very thin, but her arms feel soft to the touch.

Xiao Ran hugged Qingyao tightly, the expression on his face became increasingly happy.

At this moment, there was a sudden movement beside the wall.

Xiao Ran was so frightened that he almost fell off the swing.

This movement also awakened Qing Yao on the side.

"Who?!" Xiao Ran shouted.

He wasn't worried that it was other monks, but he was afraid that it was real eunuchs, maids and guards, in case they saw this scene in the courtyard...

The little eunuch actually hugged the princess of a country!
Then Xiao Ran won't be able to make the front page headlines tomorrow, and will be directly thrown into jail? !
"What's wrong?" Qingyao opened her hazy eyes.

Xiao Ran hissed at her, and then walked towards the wall.

There is a white stone there.

No, it's not a white stone, it's just a piece of paper wrapped around the stone.

Xiao Ran trotted over and opened it.

It says:
"For this trial, the illusion has brought a lot of inconvenience. Tomorrow at midnight, please come to the Royal Garden for a one-on-one fair duel. There will be no gang fights, fairness is paramount, and willing monks can go on time."

This……

Xiao Ran was confused after reading it.

How naive this must be, such a suggestion that only a second-year student can come up with.

But looking at this note, it looks like "group texting".

Xiao Ran suddenly became interested, and he handed the note to Qing Yao who was beside him.

"Junior Sister, where is the Royal Garden?" Xiao Ran asked.

Qingyao thought for a while, then pointed in a direction: "Over there, next to the imperial dining room."

(End of this chapter)