dream green field

Chapter 268 Dressing Room

After sending the text message, Zhu Xu felt that he had excreted a lot of the suffocation he had been feeling for many days, so he immediately regained his energy.Of course, his perseverance attribute is very high, which is still useful. He has a good psychological quality and a high degree of resistance to blows.

C Luo and the others saw Zhu Xu regaining his brilliance in an instant: Mr. is right, this guy is heartless and has the strongest ability to resolve himself.

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Barcelona training ground

Messi was about to turn off the phone and prepare to go to training when he suddenly saw a text message. After seeing the name, he thought for a while and clicked on the text message: Coal ball, you are guilty, scared, trembling!Ha ha ha ha! PS: Not explaining means acquiescing, and explaining is a guilty conscience!

Messi almost spit out a mouthful of blood, holding the phone, he didn't answer, and he didn't answer!
All he thinks about is Guardiola's order: Don't provoke Zhu Xu, he is too likely to be stimulated and explode, and he has never lost to Barcelona, ​​​​he will not have much psychological shadow, and will not have much fear.

The husband didn't say what to do if Zhu Xu provoked others?Messi was depressed. Zhu Xu didn't have a psychological shadow, but he did. Zhu Xu became famous by stepping on his corpse.

He still remembers the last 5 minutes, the wind-like speed, and the inhuman sense of balance.At that time, he could comfort himself that a game was nothing, and occasionally broke out, but he did not expect that after half a season, Zhu Xu was firmly sought after by the media and showed amazing strength. The Madrid media kept saying that he was outdated .

Cristiano, who has never been convinced by him, even said: "Zhu Xu will not lose to everyone, including me and Messi. What he lacks is time! The future is his! He will go far, far!"

To be honest, he was not very happy to hear these words. Players like them all have the determination to be the best. Now the whole world says he is the best, but the proud Portuguese has never been convinced Pass.

The Cristiano he saw was always full of provocative eyes, staring at his position like a wolf. He was not as relaxed as he looked on the surface. He has been working hard, because he will not forget that there is one behind him, Waiting for him to make mistakes at any time, Cristiano Ronaldo who is always ready to re-emerge as the best player!

Cristiano's words made him even more depressed. He is so optimistic about Zhu Xu, but he is not convinced by him. What do you mean?He is not as good as Zhu Xu?

Messi thinks that in recent years he has also paid great attention to protecting himself. For a longer competitive career, he has an advantage over Cristiano. He is only [-] this year, young, and youth is the biggest advantage.But Zhu Xu?Zhu Xu is only [-]!
Messi's hand holding the phone is getting tighter and tighter!I am not outdated, the world is mine now, and it will be in the future too, Zhu Xu, grab it if you have the ability, I was never afraid of Cristiano back then, and I won’t be afraid of you now!

Zhu Xu in Real Madrid sports city didn't know at all that someone's small universe was ignited, and he was in a daze at the ten new instructions issued by Uncle Psy.

"Zhu Xu, why are you staring at him all the time? What's so special?" Ramos poked the dazed Zhu Xu twice with his index finger.

"Don't make noise, I'm trying to figure out Uncle Psy's true intentions, what do you guys know? To look at a problem, you have to see the essence through the phenomenon."

Pepe raised her head: "The coal ball has always said that you need to replenish your brain, but you still see the essence through the phenomenon?"

Zhu Xu was furious: "Fuck! It's him who needs to make up his brain, is he good? The guy who only grows fat but not tall!"

Benzema chuckled: "Aren't you embarrassing him? In fact, he also wants to grow!"

The two immediately laughed obscenely, and Benzema added: "His desire to get more [-]CM cards is as urgent and difficult as your desire to become smarter!"

"Karim~" Zhu Xu pounced on him!
"Don't fight! The fine for fighting is [-]!!!"

Zhu Xu and Benzema hooked each other's shoulders: "Fight? Whoever fights, let's communicate with each other! What a thousand?"

Kaka was very friendly: "You watched for a long time, what intention did you see?"

Zhu Xu coughed: "Hey, seeing that you are so eager to learn, I'll help Uncle Bird add what's on his mind!"

The whole Real Madrid team was sitting, listening carefully!

Zhu Xu is very proud:
[-]. A clean sheet, or at least a clean sheet in the first half.

1. In view of all kinds of singles in the century derby, the Card team must learn from Pinto's seniors, and practice their ventriloquist skills at home-"offside whistle". When they are in danger, they must "sound thunder in a silent place", so that the Barcelona striker can take advantage of it Come and return disappointed.

2. Our personnel should stop flirting with football in the penalty area, and resolutely blow away when it is time to blow away, especially Brother Face and Brother Xiaocao who "turned around for a century".

3. In the event of a violation, you must fall into a pool of blood like a martyr, cover your face and roll 180 times. After rolling, the first half will be over. This task will be handed over to Di Maria, and the Angels will definitely be able to complete it smoothly!I like you!

[-]. The fans made the Bernabéu the home of the devil together.

1. When seeing coal balls in the first half, they should shout "C Ronaldo", "C Ronaldo", "C Ronaldo" in unison... In the second half, they should shout "Zhu Xu", "Zhu Xu", "Zhu Xu"... The rhythm should be brisk, The voice should be loud and clear.

2. Fans near the corner area should prepare some darts. Fans who meet the requirement of "My dad is Platini" can bring some grenades, and fans who meet the requirement of "My dad is Blatter" can bring some machine guns.

[-]. Forget about the referee and beware of taking cards.

1. Try to manage your pork knuckles well, Barcelona has a natural advantage in eating knuckles", predict a reasonable position.

2. When the two sides are about to fight in groups, Callejon, who has rich experience in playing cards off the field, should immediately rush out of the bench and complete self-sacrifice.

3. We should be deeply aware that we have a very high chance of winning cards near the restricted area, so we should stay away from them. What should we do alone?Don't be afraid, combined with the first point, it depends on the card team's ventriloquism.Card team you have to work hard.

Fourth, use the team's air superiority.

1. Cherish all kinds of corner kicks and free kicks like you cherish the euro, and implement all kinds of headers and golden hooks bravely like saying goodbye to a virgin.

2. Firmly control the first and second landing points of the flying football.

[-]. Don't lose your attention to the ball, even for a second.

We must keep [-] points vigilant against UFOs. Pepe almost stepped on a can last time. Of course, we are home and the fans will not intentionally plot against us, but the cans can’t tell which is Real Madrid and which is Barcelona.

Sixth, maintain formation and pay attention to man-marking.

1. Our team members should be in their positions and perform their duties. Formation is as important as body shape. Simply put, it means having a devil's body and an angel's "assists".

2. Khedira, who often appears in the enemy's penalty area recently, and his daughter-in-law, who often appears in our penalty area, should understand that their positions on the field should be opposite.

3. In terms of man-marking, if there are three midfielders, drawing, Messi will leave it to you.

[-]. Actively scramble, oppress opponents, attack in a straight line, and drive the rhythm.

1. We have to play very "manly", but not very "manly".

2. Pepe, remember not to regard this game as a training ground for the European Championship and De Jong's life-and-death decisive battle. Your skills have already been perfected.

3. Master Luo, you should understand that "spreading hands" and "complaining" cannot change the ruthless fact that "you have been intercepted".

4. For Xiao Ma, who can often keep neither man nor ball, the matter of actively grabbing is really not suitable for you.

5. The length is not the key point, the rhythm is the secret to the climax, so Long Ge's ecstasy long pass must be closely coordinated with 272's short pass.

Eight, consume Barcelona's physical energy.

1. Best strategy: Benzema, find out the mobile phone number of the girl who wiped out half of the French national team last time, and we will introduce her to the coal balls.

Fight to the death with the Barcelona players, swords and swords, and finally complete the task of 10 against 11, or [-] against [-], this is the worst strategy.

[-]. Concentrate and maintain teamwork.

When you want to shoot or die, think "At this moment you are not fighting alone, you are not alone!!!!!!"

Ten, self-confidence, not impatient.

1. Before the game, ask Cristiano to tell everyone how to generate a sense of pride of being "tall, rich and handsome".

2. Thinking about facing a team that lost to Getafe, the second team of Real Madrid, self-confidence is continuously generated

Zhu Xu coughed: "Everyone applaud!"

"Ah! I dare not %>_<% This is all Uncle Psy's meaning, I'm just translating! Translating, don't hit me!"

When Mourinho came in, what he saw was Zhu Xu running away with his head in his arms, and a group of people chasing Zhu Xu and beating him.

A figure ran past the madman, and then an unknown bath towel and a slipper flew toward the most special one!
Snapped!Well!
In the locker room, quiet down!

Everyone looked left and right, and found that there was only one door in the locker room, and the one standing at the door was the "most special one". At this time, they all agreed with Zhu Xu's idea that the back door is absolutely necessary!
Under the threat of everyone's vicious eyes, Zhu Xu swallowed his saliva, and said with difficulty: "Sir, we are just kidding around, um, that..."

Mourinho took off the white towel on his head calmly: "What's the date today?"

Real Madrid and others bit the bullet: "Mr. No. [-], tomorrow we will play against Ajax."

Everyone vaguely reminded the madman that there will be a game tomorrow, so don't inflict violence on them today.

Mourinho said lightly: "I thought today is the [-]th, yesterday you won [-]-[-] against Barcelona, ​​so you are so happy."

The entire Real Madrid team lowered their heads, their faces burning.

Mourinho glanced at everyone: "If my memory is not bad, we have a history of winning Ajax and losing to Barcelona two days later, celebrating? What are you celebrating? We won the Champions League? We won the league trophy ? Or won the Copa del Rey?"

After Mourinho finished speaking, he turned around and left. Karanka sighed: "Pack up quickly and come out for training. We are going to Ajax tonight. You..."

(End of this chapter)